legend of zu I got 10 out of the 11...I am Briliant!!.LoL.. u probably took the test 3 times b4 u got it right. :rolleyes: cambaro LuuuL sakiin laq!!.llol.just kiddin..intaadan i xag xaganin!! i would had i not cut my nails :mad:

SIMAN ANYTIME SIS. I am glad u found it helpful. ILHAAM Thnx i am glad i am back 2 where i belong.

ILHAAM AND NAFISA WELL SAID.

ASALAAMA CALAYKUM WR WB 1) Give Allah what`s right -- not what`s left. 2) Man`s way leads to a hopeless end -- Allah`s way leads to an endless hope. 3) A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing. 4) He who kneels before Allah can stand before anyone. 5) In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma --but never let him be the period. 6) Don`t put a question mark where Allah puts a period. 7 Are you wrinkled with burden? Come to the mosque for a face-lift. 8 When praying, don`t give Allah instructions -- just report for duty. 9) Don`t wait for six strong men to take you to the mosque. 10) We don`t change Allah`s message -- His message changes us. 11) The mosque is prayer-conditioned. 12) When Allah ordains, He sustains. 13) WARNING: Exposure to Allah may prevent burning. 14) Plan ahead -- It wasn`t raining when Noah built the ark. 15) Most people want to serve Allah, but only in an advisory position. 16) Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Koran. 17) Exercise daily -- walk with Allah. 18) Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive. 19) Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it. 20) Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back. 21) He who angers you controls you. 22) Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop. 23) Give Satan an inch & he`ll be a ruler. 24) Be ye fishers of men -- you catch them & He`ll clean them. 25) Allah doesn`t call the qualified, He qualifies the called. 26) Read the Koran -- It will scare the hell out of you I like to take this opportunity to thnk the author of the above masterpiece. If u think carefuly u'll learn how we as human beings alwayz demand for more and yet refuse to take orders from the lord almighty.

It's really sad to see those children who are brought to the west without their parents. I some times wonder if we would ever get the chance to rebuild our country and save what is left of without having to pay a high price.

I cant believe i got absolutely 0 but there is possibility this thing could be wrong rightttt oh well is not the end of the world. few let downs from here and there wont hurt. Ps like some of u i am waiting some thing big to happen in the next 2 weeks or so or may be the damn thing was trying to get rid of me.

AMEENAH Cabaro... pay rise .. is high on my agenda too babes... do U need help? YOU can help but if any allegations occur regarding the money u'll share ur half of the blame right.

BAQWAAQO So, what makes a successful marriage? In theory, like/love, lust, respect, understanding, acceptance, effort and prayers. In reality? Who knows! And who cares? who cares? r u sure abt that. i know i do.

KOOL KAT I know friends deserve the best but i was just trying to make her aware of other possibilities that's all.

kool kat Are u trying to bankcrupt the poor gal or what. lulla Just give him something simple not too extravagant or he might get the wrong idea unless of course u intented in the first place.

farey You couldnt be more wrong may be the kind of marriage ur talk about existz but u cant say its a succesful one. :rolleyes:

MMA Majoogtidoo. Oh, I know why. You have your own 'faarax' in a safe deposit, and masaakiintaan suuqa haka xirin nooh, baliis. If they use that same thinking mentality, waa u dhamaatey runta. Ee ka qaleey walashiis. U sheeg kool iney qar naga tuurtey rabtaa. shyhem Love did U say love,well why do i have the notion that love is equal to emotions and emotions are basically associated with women,hence my conclusion that i don't have to love a woman for her to be my wife. u dont have to be a woman to have emotions its asociated with being a human may be one day u'll experience it at first hand The thing is that women are the pillars of the house, and as such they're the ones supposed to love and the keep the family together.As for the man he is supposed to protect and provide for the family. If that's how u realy feel then i wish u all the luck in the world cuz i know ur going to need it. U don't have to love each other to be married happyly.All u need is to understand each other. I guess ppl get married for different reasons urs is to have some one who can undertand u but i gues most of us seek for some thing more rewarding like love lulla Nice input sis.

Kool Kat Glad 2b back. Gal i should call u the relationship expert of somaliaonline (how is dat sounds) u seem to know alot abt that field. AMEENAH Btw Camboo .... welcome back honey. It is nice to see you back in the forums ... missed your annoying lil arse walahi SWEETIE I WAS TELLING BARWAAQO HOW I MISSED U GALS, CANT LIVE WITHOU U. A BUNCH OF NUT CASES GOING FROM ONE PLANET TO ANOTHER IS MY IDEA OF FUN THESE DAYZ.

WILD CAT Another "Xaliimo" reporting in. Cat is pleased to see everyone back so promptly and posting away. I pay particular respects to Canbaro. I was sad to hear at one point that you might be leaving us, excellent to see you about babe. Keep it up, gotta keep the London front strong ya' know. THE feeling is mutual darling . I tried to stay away from the site but i was missing u eveyday so eventually i decided to come back so here i am. Keep up the good work LONDON neeeds u more then ever. I'll protest on ur behalf for a pay rise.

HI PEEPZ I was reading sum of the posts the day b4 yesterday and i came across an tatement writen by one of the gals i cant remember who it was but ANYWAYZ do u believe it's better to love some one and loose them then never to love. How far are we willing to go as far as love corcerns would u say you'd sacrifies everything in order to make happy to the 1 u love. Would u concider going out/marry with some1 who loves u so much but u dont feel a thing for him/her. How about the other way round. I know this isnt a much of a topic but after reading what the gal wrote it got me thinking i hope u dont mind .

DA BEAST girls i'm afraid you failed to convince me why is it that you like to give us fake names? Like i said b4 few yrs back it was my only alternative cuz i didnt want every guy in the city to know my name. But now if a guy asks for my name i tell him however i do constantly worried abt what he might ask next cuz i alwayz have a feeling the next question wont be as painless as the one b4 Its when they ask ur phone number that's when all the complications start to kick off. all u wanna do is tell the guy his not ur type G group but at the same time u dont wanna hurt him. I believe women who give out a fake name have their reasons whatever they're i should now this cuz i used to be like them not so long ago. PS when we give u a wrong # or name our intention is not to make u feel fool or anything like that its just we dont want to hurt you.

BARWAAQO Cambo: Sweetie, I'm glad u've come back to us. I've so missed ur ugly mug! I knew dat all alone.

Hmmmmmmmmm that rings a bell. Being the kind of girl i am i couldnt bring myself to tell a guy that i wasnt interested so u c giving a fake name was the only option. But that's all in the past i am more mature and not to mention cruel i tell them that i am in a relationship ( common it's better then using a fake name)

I am not one of those ppl who are obsessed with horescopes infact i hardly read any simply becuz i dont believe them even if sum of stuff they say is true. But this personality thing is starting to freak me how can they get it right i'm talking about 99.99% of the stuff they said about me is true. :confused: Ameenah with a name like yours no wonder they couldnt figure out your personality.

Have i missed u, off course i did where else in the world can u say anything u wanna say and get away with it without getting sued.

CIID WANAAGSAN DHAMAANTIIN Symptoms of Internet addiction 1) Using the online services everyday without any skipping. 2) Loosing track of time after making a connection.(It happens all the time ) 3) Goes out less and less. 4) Spending less and less time on meals at home or at work, and eats in front of the monitor. 5) Denying spending too much time on the Net. 6) Others complaining of your too much time in front of the monitor. 7) Checking on your mailbox too many times a day. 8) You think you have got the greatest web site in the world and dying to give people your URL. 9) Loggin onto the Net while already busy at work. 10) Sneaking online when spouse or family members not at home, with a sense of relief. Unfortunetely i do fit in 1,2,3,5 and 6. I never knew my obsession until i read the above information. I spend most of the time downloading stuff and going to search engines to find useful information but still it's effecting my studies therefore its about time i quit the internet and try to over come my addiction b4 things get out of hand. :rolleyes: I guess this is it canbaro will be vanish to the woods and never to return.

CIID WANAAGSAN DHAMAANTIIN Symptoms of Internet addiction 1) Using the online services everyday without any skipping. 2) Loosing track of time after making a connection.(It happens all the time ) 3) Goes out less and less. 4) Spending less and less time on meals at home or at work, and eats in front of the monitor. 5) Denying spending too much time on the Net. 6) Others complaining of your too much time in front of the monitor. 7) Checking on your mailbox too many times a day. 8) You think you have got the greatest web site in the world and dying to give people your URL. 9) Loggin onto the Net while already busy at work. 10) Sneaking online when spouse or family members not at home, with a sense of relief. Unfortunetely i do fit in 1,2,3,5 and 6. I never knew my obsession until i read the above information. I spend most of the time downloading stuff and going to search engines to find useful information but still it's effecting my studies therefore its about time i quit the internet and try to over come my addiction b4 things get out of hand. :rolleyes: I guess this is it canbaro will be vanish to the woods and never to return.

Alxamadulilaah i had a wonderful Ciid, it was a family get together. I feel sorry for those of u who didnt enjoy da ciid as much as they hoped. Nuune wat do u expect, there aint no somalis in dublin are there. Next ciid go to somalia if u wanna have a real ciid that's.

I love this song by brandy. I can neve get enough of it. Have you ever loved somebody so much It makes you cry Have you ever needed something so hard You can't sleep at night Have ever tried to find the words But they don't come out right Have you ever, Have you ever Have you ever been in love Been in love so bad You'd do anything to make them understand Have you ever had someone steal your heart away You'd give anything to make them feel the same Have you ever searched for words to get you in their heart But you don't know what to say And you don't know where to start Have you ever loved somebody so much It makes you cry Have you ever needed something so hard You can't sleep at night Have ever tried to find the words But they don't come out right Have you ever, Have you ever Have you ever found the one You've dreamed of all your life You'd do anything to look into their eyes Have you finally found the one you've given your heart Only to find that one won't give their heart to you Have you ever closed your eyes and Dreamed that they were there And all you can do is wait for that day when they will care What do I gotta do to get you in my arms baby What do I gotta do to get your heart To make you understand how I need you next to me Gotta get you in my world Coz baby I can't sleep

Originally posted by Proud_Nomad_Fella: lol.. me bitter no I was not talking about our traditional ladies who stand with their man through thick and thin. But, if u are one of those misinformed feminine who admire this material world so mush so that they think their value system and culture is beneath them then its u..lol. Oh here is more….. Here is what happens to us when we marry to one of those. # 1 Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. #2 At the wedding party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." #3 Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished. #4 Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status. #5 A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it." #6 Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad : "That happens in every country son." #7 Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late." #8 A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes #9 Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. #10 A woman’s worries of the future stops when she marries, but Man’s worries of the future start the minute he is married. #11 After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the Husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it." #12 When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or his wife is new. 1)That's wat happens to thoze who concentrate more on the presentation of the food rather than the food itself. 2)That's life we tend to make mistakes and the worse thing is realising ur mistake at the last minute. 3) That only happens if he was a half man in the first place and the poor lady tries her very best to make him an avarage man but regrets after she spends 10+ yrs with no hope watsoever. 4) She increases her knowledge by putting theory into pratice he looses watever he has gained over the yrs by not doing anything. 5)I guess only smart guys know how to declare bankrupsy with out getting further debth. 6)He's intentions of getting married were to have a slave who cleans, cooks and takes care of the children unlike a wife u need to share ur life with. 7) Hanging out with friend, going to clubs and checking on gals was wat he called real happiness now that he's got kids to take care of and family to provide he thinks he was better off being a single. 8) He gives out money and gets food on the table, cloths washed and ironed, house cleaned, kids looking beautiful and wife wearing smile now tell me who's is getting more than they've paid for. :mad: 9) Thats the human nature. 10) Woman suffers 1000 times and never complains to any1 whereas man complains to every human being. 11) yep unfortunetely that happens. 12) Or there's wife no2 and this poor woman doesnt have a clue about the new wife on the block.