Tan ila fiiriya hee Tifow iyo Gaabane ayaa waxay caano u soo qaadeen Xamar, markay caanihii si fiican oogu gadmeen eey dhaheen "ar yaa na keen aan qamiir maha ka jirsanee" Maqaayeey imaadeen waxay ka cuneen min toban xabbo oo qamiir eh labo moos, gaddac macsaro iyo shood biyo eh. Markay albaabka ka soo baxeen aa baabuur kala gooyay Gaabane, markaasaa laamigii waxaa ku soo daatay muufadii iyo wixii uu hadda soo cunay. Tifow intow saan u fiirshay uu dhahay. "Ar haba dhindhee halka badar ow qasaarshay aa iiga daran!!!!

A black Limo driver dropped his friend at the Airport and got drunk. When he was about to come out, he saw Pope John Paul waiting for his pick-up limo, the black dude a ride to the pope but told him he was drunk silly and asked if the pope could drive, the pope accepted and the black dude sat behind. As they were driving on the streets of D.C. two policemen saw the limo driving in the wrong lane, one of them asked the other one; Why didn't you stop that limo? the other one said in a state awe and shock "I couldn't" the first asked again "why? who was in it? then without waiting for an answer he asked "Was it the Mayor?" the 2nd police - still shocked- replied "No, more important than the Mayor" The 1st one "Was it the Governor?" The 2nd one "More important than the Governor" The 1st one "Was it the President?" The 2nd one "More important than the President" The 1st one "WHAT?, then who is he?" The 1st one "I have no idea,....All I know is that the Pope is his driver"

BALLERZ Walaal, when you write Allah or any of His beautiful names, add (SW) which is Subhaanahu Watacaalaa. In the case of the prophet, add (SAW) which is Salla-Allahu Aleihi Wassallam. May Allah bless you