GOPHERS baby (going all the way to championship game w/LSU). Writing papers or taking exams/tests?

lol Somalisijui & Jamaal..na sasa akirudishiwa 10 bob yake..or the million $ in incriments..gani nyingi..jamani fala huyo.. cheki hii basi... Mkamba (mfanyikazi) mmoja anakujanga kazi..mombasa kutoka ushago kwao..usubuhi na mapema..kila siku.. And every morning anasikianga mwadhini(calling for prayers)..akiadhani..(Allahu Akbar.......xaya calaa salaax..xaya..etc)... Baada ya masiku...Jamaa huyu..akamuuliza his employer..."Baba Ali, kila usubuhi na mapema...huyu mzee apiga kelele...mbona? Kwani huyu Saleh...hawezekani kuamka usubuhi? Lazima aitwe kwenye Sauti? si ana waamsha watu wote kwa ajili ya huyu Saleh na usingizi wake nzito jamani?" Loooool..he is thinking when the caller of prayers say "Xaya cala salax.." it means that he is calling for Saleh(a name)... Iam making jokes against wakamba and they are family to me..lool..(married to a cazo in Nairobi-Mlango kubwa basi)... Ama swich now to Wakisumu na omena...

lol Ameenah...aka.Ms London.. I like to mix 'em since Iam neither good on one of em. Yeah! it takes me time to reply/read a somali post..but I try..because..Iam hopping halko maryoole. (nothing against reer-somalia becoz they refer to us as sujuu's too-or do you want me to say MLENDO ).inan helo ..and u know what he'll say.."ciyaalkaygu..afkaas sujuuga igamabareysidh.."..lol..But I have given up on the Faaraxs' -like I said in a different post.."the de vinci cord is hard to break"...them blocs are complicated..I'll go back to sijuu..(lakini hawa na madoido..pai) Mungu saidia..

confusion, deception, longing, sickening,...basically many problemos. How do I know Iam in luv? When I feel deluded, not enough-sleep..(which is everyday for me...lol) Truthfully though, the word LUV is tampered/tattered, tainted with, so much that its has no meaning at the moment.

Ameenah!-the best w/pleasure Tamina igusodhib Garab & QacQac-Qaylada naga dafa & come out blant that DnD is messin' w/your heads-walaahi Shukansigiiba inka qalocde. Falaraha la'isku turturayo waan ujednaa .

"Baasaboor iyo doolar aan karabey, afka waa kumahadsanyihiin lakin midki aan horay uwatey aan kusiisoconaa." Lol Underdog...suubisiska makaheshey..me too in the same boat . Ameenah-what is considered standard to you gal?? kada ba igayabiiyoba mar mar...bisinko Rudy-thx for the translations.. LA-style. Iniga af somali wa'aqanta

Nur-cut to the chase..my neck is wigling from readin' that post-proposal(plan). So, what happened???(very curious)lol-(yeah, I know it 'cooked' the cat, neva mind). Iam guessing its the way Caramel Kisses explained it- yaqee hamna huruma hata??(usimpe mashunzi msupuu(dada) basi mweleze polepole jamani sheekh wa Jamia Mosque )

When a faarax asks me "haye, ma faamili bad tahay?" I know definately its a shukansii bulge-Also, why do some somali dudes think "taking one out for for coffee" in the middle of Asr/night is the best option.. :eek: whaaat?(like Chappelle says when imitating Lit' John ). Certainly, I wonder what is this fascination w/coffee-does it elevate their intelligence??Personally, Iam confused about the whole " shunkansi-somali-style system ." Getting to know the Faraaxs is like 'breaking the De Vinci Code" :confused:

I mostly write and speak English (or Sawaxiili ). However, I can read and write in Somali . But the problem comes in when someone like Baashi(just like above) speaks the HEAVY ones-then Iam lost . But Bravo to myself, no one taught me how to read and write and Iam a pro(compared to some real somali-luqat born, Iam in heaven). waa sidaas-yep!

The following message in the next seven days should reach at least FIVE MILLION Muslims all over the world, Insha-Allah. Please forward this message TODAY to your friends and relative and earn abundant Rewards from Allah Subhanawatala. > SAYINGS (HADITH) OF PROPHET MUHAMMAD (Sallallaahu alaihi wa sallam)The one who disdains the prayers will receive Fifteen punishments from Allah. Six punishments in this lifetime Three while dying . Three in the grave & Three on the Day of Judgment THE SIX PUNISHMENTS OF LIFE: 1. Allah takes away blessings from his age (makes his life misfortunate) 2.Allah does not accept his plea (Dua's) 3.Allah erases the features of good people from his face. 4.He will be detested by all creatures on earth. 5.Allah does not award him for his good deeds. (No thawab) 6.He will not be included in the Dua's of good people. THE THREE PUNISHMENTS WHILE DYING: 1. He dies humiliated. 2. He dies hungry. 3. He dies thirsty. Even if he drinks the water of all seas he will still be thirsty. THE THREE PUNISHMENTS IN THE GRAVE: 1. Allah tightens his grave until his chest ribs come over each other. 2. Allah pours on him fire with embers. 3. Allah sets on him a snake called "the brave", "the bold" which hits Him from morning until af! ternoon for leaving Fajr prayer, from the afternoon until Asr for leaving Dhuhr prayer and so on. With each strike he sinks 70 yards under the ground. THE THREE PUNISHMENTS ON THE DAY OF JUDGMENT: 1. Allah sends who would accompany him to hell pulling him on the face. 2. Allah gives him an angry look that makes the flesh of his face fall down. 3. Allah judges him strictly and orders him to be thrown in hell. Note: If you get this copy, please make copies of it and distribute them among all Muslims. You will be earning a Reward as well as helping to show your brother the Right Path. May Allah give guidance to all of us. > AAMEEN!!!!!!!

Ayayayah!.Salute to ma GOPHER GALS they've come a long way really(to the Final 4-this is making history in MN : :eek: ). I am waiting for the Championship game against LSU-bring it on gals -Iam bringing out my GOPHER-GEAR tomorrow(watch out! here comes lady gopher!):M-I-N-N-E-S-O-T-A---Yeaaaaaaaaaah! GOPHERS! as the anthem goes (got it mastered from attending many games-lol).

Rudy...myself if young(18) so, younger than that' would be a crime(child molestation) brotha! :mad:

Khayr--Aisha(R.A.) is included in lots of narrations(Hadiths) because she lived longer and got to witness the prophet's life even after the "revelations" were revealed to him(Waxyi). Remember Khadija (Raximullah), even though stayed with the prophet (S.A.W.) longer than his other wifes, died very early on at time when the prophet was still in the process of being revealed (the Quran and religion in general)to him. Therefore, do not strengthen your basis that the prophet(S.A.W.) preferred Aisha(R.A.) over others due to her younger age

So far it's seems like this is a sexist sec.of the forum..anywhooo(as 1 of my friends who has already posted says )... LOCATION-Minneapolis Fave Sport-Volleyball/Track & Field(-I used to be a track & field star in Junior high & Basketball in High school)-momentarily is March Madness and College Bowls-Football-believe me this gets personal! (very refreshing & agitating too) Fave Team(s)-Arkansa State Uni, Wolverines/Vikings(Randy is the Man!) How often do you play sports?-anytime B4 winter(so depressing) Occupation-Student/Research Assistant Other interests-ISLAM,Travelling(adventure)Analyzing somali behavior,Reading,music(Jazz, Ethnic-lingala, Taarab, etc) Other sports-Soccer(but the coverage in U.S. sucks :mad: ) What sport do you hate and Why?-Lacrosse & water polo-What the c*** is this?(rich-man's sport?) did someone say Bowling? (this is my best social tool along with ultimate frisbee..are you kidding--haha! ) The Olympics is my Fav.televised games to watch-just wanna see "Watu Yangu.. -akina junior kiptanui's repeat the steeplechase :cool: )

^^^^totally agree on the Education side of the story(not even close!)

Nomad..it depends on the procedure done(i.e. infubulation-the pharaonic kind-worst kind, and the EXPECTATION during intimacy). See, when one expects to feel pleasure, no matter what evil position they are in(during), they pleasure-area in the brain is electrified(lighted!) and the response is a feeling of Sensation. Actually, I think a some Somali women, PRETEND to be having an O*****(excuse the language)in order to fulfill their wifey roles and satisfactory roles in bed. But then, even w/one who have been infubulated..they might feel some sensation but not ELEVATED levels as others who have not undergone such procedure..it depends on the status of the LABIA MINORA/MAJOR (sensation areas that release fluid during intimacy)if you know what I mean... Sorry this is all science..no more details

OOps..I meant to say the Blue Devils vs.Gopher gals...sorry! we beat the Jayhawks already!

Oh! what a game..anyone watching the Yellow-jackets walkin' over the Jayhawk? It's was the most pressure, tension, criss-crossing OT(overtime) I have seen in years..Dang! Garrett Jack and Mo(muhammed)deserved them championships...But the Blue Devils will regain their 2001 title..I put ma dollars on em! On a different note..the GOPHER women's team ...ma Gals are kickin' it :cool: ---watch out for the Lindsey Whalen, Khadidja A, and McCarvelle-aka..SHAQ....watch! we'll kick the Jayhawks *** ! denying both the man's team and the ladies a chance to the FINAL FOUR> ....in the meantime..I shoulda get autographs from the GOPHERS B4 they become too famous..good job gals

Jamaal..hawa hawana ihsani hata..walaahi..nowonder I spent 2 days in Pangani Police station..looooooool...For real though..me and my Old Eedo..and then one of the crooks(msichana mmoja mkiuk-kikuyu) akasema.. "sasa, wewe nimefahamu (meaning me), lakini huyu mama pia amepigana?". .lool..meaning that was my aunt also in the fight? Checki basi hi stori ya karoo kenya.. Demu mmoja msomali..aliapprochiwa na karao..at her house...wakamuuliza... "wapi kipande msichana"..now this lady do not speak swahili at all..the only thing she has been taught to say in swahili incase she is approached by cops is to say " bado sijafika"...well then, she said, "bado fika"...mind you, her children were there(3 of them)..nevertheless, the lady was wearing some DIRAC... so the karaos instead ey kaqaleyn lahayen....they laughed and said "...eeeh! bado fika, na hizo nini(referring to her BIG BOOBS! :rolleyes: )"...basi demu...alishtuka..and felt very ashamed...Lord of mercy..walaahi karao wa kenya..mameona maajabu. .looooooool..Na hizo nini..kali kabisa.

UD..I love SOUL 4 REAL and that Album..Nomad R'member when it used to beat @ Mathree in Nairobi...dang! Nomad I have no clue, but my guess is:- KC &Jo (the 2 brothers from JODECI)

Nuune,MMA & Athena..sadeexdaba ad sheygeysan mad iskanoqotaan...(the 3 stoogies) Walaahi, you guys cracked me up.. My aunt says "balo, war darbi bal itaabo" when she laughs.. :cool:

looool Ati silipi Shai/chai..one clever Mmasai....jo! Basi tulikuwa twafanya hivi hivi..back in chuo..once they give us Bofulo..

I agree w/u X-Q Gal...totally

Shenomad-Answer is=Nelly Fartado.. :cool:

^^^^SIR MIX-A-LOT?