^^^sasa mzee ashafariki wamtakia nini mjomba but I was fooled to believe that Daniel Torotich Arap Moi was from WAJER(or GARISSA-gai wakwega)

^^^hehehe. By the way Mr. BARRALAATI my question, i like ths language, but for goodness sake help me out, i forgot most of it since i didn't speak it for quite some time, i only need brush-ups. kama wataka mafunzo ya kukuzidishia kiswahili chako...unajua mi na offer once a week casharka habeenka (wakase noh!)lol-free of charge hadaad casharka le kaso baxdiid -lol. So Sectioner-kaka we ni mzalendo wa kenya mbona unaitwa SIJUI? na umetoka kenya upande gani kijana?

^^waraada meshaan waan ku jah wareere..ama wax no kordhiya mise shekaada nafleyda habeysan(married men's talk)(pertaining to BAASHI & SHOOBARO) naga dhaafa-cajiib. ok.taani waa markaan ahaan jire daba kafuul mise taan boy aan ciyaalka xaafada ugu wici jirne ***** boharaan(**** bohaar)=flat/malaasan behind (mostly pertaining to gabdhaha)lol. what is:- -Xoor(as in the poultry eater) in english? -is harramcad(haram cad) a cheater or tiger? -jibiiso(the snake)-is this anaconda? -guduudane?(I can't remember what this was-some kind of animal) -geel-ka cabadiso(bites camels)?-what is the exact animal/insect that scares the B-jeez outta camels iga raali noqdha reer mudug le ahaye..geel iyo gabar lee dhankaas laga shekeyn jiree enjoy-intaas le hada igu so dhacde.

SIJUI ni jina lako chali :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

^^^waxaan ku weydiha jaale maxaad machineka uu rakibeyse hadaad wacdarada ka timaado adna xamili karin :eek: (ma yarreysato waad ogtahay) laguguma so korin miya alaabahas hadaad taabatid-waa ku dhamaate cajiib. waxaa la yiri jini ninkii keena bixiya ..adi le og sidaad u habeyn laheyd ariintaas.

arleeeeeee Jaale ar kuwaas qurux keliya waaye (they remind me of Nat King Coles' song...." UNFORGETTABLE..."

^^^and where does the savings from donkey years of working go to (SEREM ) Oh! typical lon-commoner

M_QUEEN-honey if you are looking for all the flavors you can find in real ICE-CREAM you better go to an ITALIAN GELATO store-not mallka somaliyeed kapish! sidaado kale baan ahaan jire markaan gashaanti aha..laakin hada waxaa ku siganahay inaan KENYATI(kuwa caadiga ah iskaaba dhaaf, masaaida iyo turkaanada)ku qabto noh! (maryooley maskaxdaani duqowde ma meeleyn karaan mandhay )-sukuma iyo ugalidii hadaba aan ku noqdo -alla wareer badanaa

weligeey waxaan arki jire islaamo ayuuto arrursaneyso, laakin odeyaal u farra-dhaqanayaa wa i kow-alla aduunkanu waya arag badanaa-mexey aheyd hesti " wa iska xal aduun...aduun "

another VEVE story - kuna hawa jama wanaveveka in room, sasa mbachu imeshhikah vinoma babaz! mmoja atoa shati na kuintead kuihang on tha wall! kumbe wh@ he thought was a nail ilikuwa ni a fly! so tha shirt fell down.... (from a kenya site also) yaani nimecheka mpaka mabavu zimekauka

ok-waswahili this is another kenyan joke(however written in english-and I got it from some kenyan site=ENJOY)-kumbukeni ile BALL GUM ya shilingi moja . Kenya Chewing Gum A Kenyan is enjoying a hearty breakfast - bacon, eggs, coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc. when an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and starts an unwanted conversation: American: "You Kenyans eat the whole bread?" Kenyan: "Of course." American (blowing bubble with his gum): "We don´t. In the States, we only eat what´s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle, rebake them into croissants and sell them to Kenya." Kenyan: "Oh Really?" American: "D´ya eat jam with the bread?" Kenyan: "Of course." American (chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth): "We don´t. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and left overs into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to Kenya." Kenyan: "Do you have sex in America?" American: "Of course we do." Kenyan: "And what do you do with the condoms?" American: "Throw them away of course." Kenyan : "We don´t. We pack them into containers, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to America."

RAINBOW-loool ariree ar baashi haduus dabal yahay oo nag shegte waa howl u taalo magarate. Laakin waxaa la yaabanahay qurafaadka "nak nakatax...." meqaa masakiin intaad so af dubte ayaad ku aqrise-caajib. mide kalana, habar wala islaan ma'ihi, holko qof keliya( )le idhihi karo-adi iyo cirradaada ureyso oo gabowde ee mesha ka so luleyso sidi laan qorax weyde, magalada geysked la tag-waad hadaan baf iyo baf ka siin. nak nakatax..kulaha..maya nig nigiree,ka sar nolosha narta tuus...cajiib waraa iskoolki xumaa ba iwalee iska bashaala aqyaarta .

SHOOBARO, you are right coz I used to be a model (runway was my speciality )

^^^Oh yeah Iam familiar with the top-ranked football TROJANS(and tha's my despise over them-its because like the CELEBRITY NBA TEAM(LAKERS) they friggin gotta be on every ROSEBOWL)- its total MONOPOLY(but the wolverines win last season worth festiving for ) . I am actually rooting for the Gators or Sooners to be atleast in the ROSEBOWL this season (however the ORANGE BOWL btwn the 2 most notorious down-south teams=Gators and Hurricanes is the most sold-out tickets due to existing fierce rivaly btwn the teams). On another note-They might be the most decorated college team but they got shaken up when the 7th ranked GOPHERS(ranked top seed in Volley this season)(RAULA's<-die -hard fan :rolleyes: :rolleyes: was ranked in the VOLLEYBALL this season-so I say to the TROJANS, they either need to get new SYNTHETIC WRAPPERS(as salute to their name) or tighten up this season coz it aint all about the protection)...dang..sorry Iam just PRIMED bout college bowls already.. about today's VIKINGS Vs. EAGLES game-T.O. gets away coz the media is easy on him, compared to MOSS where he has been ridiculed by the PAPARAZZI-but will see who's the boss

My best-friend LADYFATIMA (who had several psycho usernames at the time) introduced me to the site. The old school-crew were hilarious and sensible (sorry no pun intended) :rolleyes:

^^nakutarajiya mazuri na mola akusaidie pia dada-Amiin (sisi wote). Insha-allah labda siku moja our paths will cross. Till then, will keep it on SOL

looooooooool@AJAKIS..waraa so that mean that SHOOBARO is a hammer(short) w/tuur eh..looool..but I guess the height/tuur thing won't be an obstacle once he opens his mouth..kix kix kix BOOLBARO-I guess so maan..we got that in common mate-now you know who your team mate is when it comes to a game of 21(b-ball).

by the way most of XALIMO MILANO songs are sung nowdays by a lady named ZEYNAB LABA-DHAGAX(the name scares the b-jeez outta me-ba. cajiib). I used to adore her songs(still do)but now are rare collectables-waayihi aan shukaansi biloobe(back in da 80's)-dhowaa wayaahas .

Playmaker..aint nothing but a MOSS-thing baby..lol..there is no competition btwn T.O. and MOSS unless(it becomes fists). Moss is the best WR in the NFL this days..he is like some called the RUSSIAN SWIMMER ---a torpedo. Moss is ma man. by the way, T.O. and his signature T.O. gesture after every touchdown is wack!(its like when we played flag football in high school :eek: -someone needs to tell him dat..sucker :eek: ) Did anyone catch the 99 yard dash to touchdown by the #18 lions-dang! TROJANS(USC) suck.

^^^insha-allah sis..will be waiting for you come-back. CAAQIL-that wont happen to be you, would it?(kidding). Yeah the publications/research is impressive not to say VAST in international medicine. THx for the link.

^^^^I see you are back(you'll tell me all about it later dear-while I delightfully dine in the SHRIMP special )-glad the restuarant got the highlights it deserves. DE ROSSI On which note i must Thank those hospitable Minneapolan's for introducing me to the cuisine of Safari Resturant. see the importance of hanging out with NATIVES the know the hottest spots in town-and while (DE ROSSI) you were fiddling w/your african king fish..I had 'killed' the shrimp dinner dang..its was delicious-so now you know who to recommend for "A NIGHT IN TOWN eh"..lool.

SUN I imagined Raula and Nefertiti to both be very tall and super-pretty you hit the note darling-mucho grasias

ina adeer(LST)mucho grasias yes-caaqil my prognosis says that you are mild-betacarotene deficient(looooool..kidding )

loooooooooooooooooooool..laakin waxaan weli la fakara..waxa la rakibaayo-ma machine ba? cajiib-waan ujeeda islaantaan iney qoqaantahay..lakini maxaad adi BOOLBARO ku keente shekadaan wa sual(my speculation is that somehow you have been DEPRIVED in some very important physiological aspect of HUMAN BIOLOGY-meaning you are 'MALNAURISHED' in some sector, hence the recurring nightmares about DUQOOSHIN IS BIIQAYAAN lol...this is even XXX-rated for moi-kkkkkkkkkkk) haku macanaato jaale

Baashi-wa laihabeyna kulaha..waraa waxaad imoode lax la arooriye oo celkii iyo gurigii midba ka luntey miya(JK..loooooool)-ala maxaan wax aragney hedhe adi hadaad meleysantahay ha moodin weligaaba habeysantahay(its like this 'cooked up chinese proverb'-you no come to work today, you no get paid -basically wa shaqo an dhamaaneynin eh kuxisabtaan mandhow!).