Wiilo He's probably somewhere mad ...carro buu meel kula kuusanyahay duufkii ya suu fiiiiiif kuhaye..yaa sankii micheal Jackson camal so go'ay(came off) (models how reer baadiyaha..diifka iskaga fiifin jirreen..with 2 fingers on the nostrils ..and fiiiiiiiiiiif..there goes the duuf splattered all over :eek: )...caaku tuujiye yaanan dhihin bal.

^^^gal you are faster than a lighting Well you didn't get the last 2 questions. Yes I agree that they were easy-I wasn't thinking that hard I guess

acuudu bilaahi mina sheydaani rajiim-walaahi the worst scenerio I have come across is today(well except for HALLOWEEN nights )..SOMALIS denying and not wanting to SUPPORT other SOMALIS :eek: Do we have to QUESTION mistreatment :mad: of our fellow brothers and sisters? OH! let me guess some are thinking they (strikers) just walked out BECAUSE :rolleyes: (lord have mercy) :mad: . Excuse me, I might come out strong here but what happened to common courtesy and SOMALINIMO :confused: Seriously..HORTA hadaal micno daro baa daad meeshan la joogan..CRITICIZING and BILAASH-ma calesh ya Raabi. Walaahi apart from Nuune,J_11,Ngonge Rudy, Garab-Tuujiye(Iam amazed at your passion-mansha-allah), some fellow nomads who said that they will SUPPORT..and OFCOURSE OG-GAL (who I think elaborated on the importance of JOINING/FORMING a union especially at big somali #'s in one firm..and seeking LEGAL justice)-many others are totally ABSURD..and IMPRUDENT. Would MUSLIMS support OTHER MUSLIMS when in crisis? If your ANSWER is no..then I have no idea what muslim principle you stand for :confused: SAME CASE FOR SOMALIS. Subxanallah-amazing how people change-but then again we are humans..hence difference of OPINION. Iam still buffled at some responses in this thread.

OK-nomads here is mini-African Geo. quiz to JEMSHA(invigotate)your mind What are the capital cities of this countries:- Burkina Faso D’Jibouti Equatorial Guinea Ginea-Bissau Cote D’voire Rep. of the Congo lastly but not least:-What is the major african river that crosses the equator twice? this is not that much-but hey..no one is asking a Q good luck!

Wiilo walaahi caadi matihid...jinni kula tag madhahaa

Wiilo..looooooooooooooooool..walaahi my next door offices(mostly faculty) thought inuu mingis iguso dhacee ..loooool..coz I laughed histerically after reading your last post..maharaage kulaha..walaahi I can picture G-tuujiye oo garbo katabaaan camal maharage (maharagwe) ruugayo ..gowso waaweynaa :eek: subxanallah. You SMOKED him gal continue..Iam enjoying the kaftaanka-mucho

^^usha swim in TANA RIVER?? mungu saidia

^^^yes I can see your big feet and MAMMOTH teeth as well "waxaad uqabtaa lugaha CAGAFCAGAF :eek: "-kidding dear!

G-MOTI..ma waxaas bey kaa dhaadhacsiiyen CAMBODIANS-kii ;)Well I guess they have mastered..'when in Rome, do what the Romans do'. I wont blame them since majority "DHUULKEY KUDHEGENYIHIIN " BESBAASO-allaha kuqaboojiyo mandhay -kidding!

Poleni..indeed..nilichanganyisha majina..lakini majokes hizo ni kali kali. Speaking of Majini, nimezisikia mastory mob za mijini..from upande ya wasomali na wasijui pia. One that I heard was in WEBUYE...ati huyu chali anaelekea home usiku halafu on his way..he sees this beautiful nural-ayn(msichana balaa-as in mmoja mansha-allah)..sasa kwa kuwa yee ni chali anamfuata msichana huyu..halafu while in the "negotiation business" anajiona suddently amalala pahali pa kumwagia CHAFU (GARBAGE DUMPSTER or close to it)..and he is alone..with NO SUPUU Oh yeah, and the hooves this..kama ya FARASI i hear! Subxanallah..mastory mob nimeambiwa..mpaka siku hizi..I dont want no one to mention MAJINI..coz my mind immediately connects to those :eek: SCARY.

ROKKO..its called the world series because apparently the only countries that play this sport are the Caribbeans, Latin American, and North America(U.S.A. and Canada) Unfortunately this is OUR CRICKET SERIES Besides there are many players that are recruited from Europe, Japan, China, Caribbean, Latin America, etc..but in their NATIVE countries BASEBALL is a rare "MYSTERY" sport-Kapish! And Hail to RED SOX..SMOKE them yankees and CARDINALS -very IMPRESSIVE..I celebrated by making some HILIB KALAANKAL last night QACQAC stop generalizing all AMERICANS INTO ONE EGOMANIACS-do you know what we call you guyz :eek: I wont even mention (Oh! Iam so sick of how some naturalized Canadians think that they are ON TOP OF THE WORLD :rolleyes: :rolleyes: eat me!)-Excuse me now! no need for Canadians to bash me..iam not an AMERICAN; only GEO-AMERICAN-OK. So cut us some slack wuchya!

G-tuujiye Waxaan ahay ninkii ugu horeeyey oo meeshaan ka taagay calanka shiinees ...lol..shiineys ma kuso shawrisee :rolleyes: shurufle yahow..shuuluqa ah..shiirka shalambood kashabiin jire..shaanshi shiliin arkee makataqanaa oo shushumoow moode khadra-abaayo ani waxaa laidhaha..RAULA raaliyee, ruunbadaney, raaxeysato

^^^now tha's a criteria for MCHINJAJI when you can just rip-off a head like that...but I hope "Mwangi JUNIOR" :eek: :rolleyes: is still INTACT ..looooooooool..ati it went straight for my "MCDEE BAG"..tha' kanyama..panya..or wateva it was..lazima ameoneshwa VITUKO MOB SANA

^^^I second that..I will indeed name them rhyming combinations as well like Zu--RAULA & RAUL

KIJANA HUJAMBO kwanza..mimi si mtu wa coasti..lakini kuna wengi wao hapa..Lakini KARIBU sana ndugu..na nakutarajia njema wakati wako hapa SOL. Masal kheri mwanangu na karibu tena..ebu jiburidishe na kikombee hii ya chai..na mandazi, mahamri, chelbib, pera, sambusa,kashata,kaimati na MABUYU salaala..poleni..nimesahau ni mwezi mtukufu (RAMADAN)..ORGILAQE-Ramadani Njema kaka.

Subxanallah-Brothers and sisters I received an email from a friend and I was upset to see that this is what some fraudulent KUFARS’ have employed as agency to dispersing hatred against ISLAM and muslims throughout the globe. Nevertheless to delude the broader public concerning the truth and the accurate path that Allah S.W. and his last Propthet (s.a.w.) has steered us to. It is our duty to raise our voice, sign the petition and use all means at our disposal including legal action to combat such falsehoods and slanders. Please help stop a book (written by Craig Winn) that attacks the Prophet Mohammed (SW), from being sold by signing the petition (click on the URL shown below to take you to the petition). The book's title is " The Prophet of Doom "! If the hyperlink is not active, you can just copy the URL and paste it in your browser's address space and then press enter. http://www.petitiononline.com/iecrc786/petition.html Please forward this email to all your friends in the community. If you own a group or web site, kindly forward to all members. Thank you.

My first choice=Baghdad-IRAQ? (Darul Hukama (House of Wisdom) founded by Harun-ar-Rashid) others: China or Egypt?

^^^^No Hype or Hypothesis dear-Well my dear sister just asked an anonymous question, and I wasn't sure if it was related computer or personal problems. (mind you she said-'HE').. Nuune-did you see me smiling CHOKORA waryaa! OG-GAL he was crazy Kuwaiti guy and keep saying I don't want to hurt her , she is a little girl!. .....looooooooooooooool@crazy kuwaiti..gal I told you COME BACK TO SIJUINIMO (you know wat I mean ) Wiilo-for the last time..stop calling CAMPUS FREAK..woman..gabar maskiinad oo barii-ah baan ahay..hokey! SULEKHA-like I said in my previous post-I hope you get the help needed..and Iam sorry if I really offended you or blastered your thread with CRAP

VIKING kama umejam, jipake BLUE-BAND (unakumbuka hii chizi mchongwano )

^^^hehehehe...gal every thursday morning I have my cup of CHAI (except that now its RAMADAN) while reading Sports Illustrated on Campus :cool: (Kudos: to bruinicks for reaching out to students ). And this year, I couldn't attend the HOMECOMING GAME :eek: (which lord knows its was a SMACKDOWN at the METRODOME by the GOPHERS-YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -because of RAMADAN). looooooooooool@Wiilo..gal my wardrobe is pretty much MAROON & GOLD (<---which thank god my campus JOB actually permits me to wear GOPHER PRIDE since my public appearances; they need me to REPRESENT the CAMPUS). Wiilo-if you want, I can add you to my FREAK-list

waraada NUUNE haltoo oo IRISH-ah aa qoor sagaaro kudhegte miyaa Wiilo..odey biiqe oo G-UNIT :eek: iska dhigaayo waqtigaaga hakulumiin saxibeey. [ Wiilo I will let you into a secret -waxaa iso gaaren in odey TUUJIYE uu sidii CANTALAAgii mandera uu kala dhaadheer yahay...waligaa ma aragtee markuu soconaayo..qulub qulub..cagta xaaji iyaah .maskax kurtun-na wuu leeyahay :eek: ..] so honey he aint worth your talk-save the DRAMA for Qac-baro [iin kasto asagana dhaamiin ) waraada hadaba I have switched off my somali-english interpretation receptors..soo if you foorjeya me..me no understand englis kwaherini-RAMADAN MUBARAK!

^^^nilifikiri MWANGI ni nickname yako

^^^gal is this some friggin' obsessive compulsive boyfriend or one of those HACKERS :confused: If its the foremore, I really have no other advice than..open a new mail-and report him to your brothers or cousins to do a BEAT-DOWN on his sorry a** :rolleyes: :eek: (excuse me). But I wonder why da hell did you give him your password :confused: (if indeed tha's the case). If your problem is the latter-sorry their are alot of NERDS/GEEKS (like NUUNE )that can help you with your problem..sorry me no computer genius-just genius though Good luck anywayz-RAMADAN MUBARAK!

^^^kweli kabisa dada..nakwambia wakikuyu wanaweza kusmuggle kuku without creating a scene and no one will notice-they have perfected BIASHARA

nani asema chai ya tangawizi, na heliki je, ayaayaya..nawambie Iam salivating now(you can see that kiswahili changu inapotea..salaala). SisSade na Mombasa Queen-huyu sheikh wa GARISSA (mzee IL_CAPO)ni kibogoyo na kazi yaki ni kuchincha mbuzi au kondoo wakati wa MAULIDI loooooool. Asiwatongoze wanangu..mdomo tamu huyu