Former U of M graduate(Gopherville) and DINKYTOWN is still the hotspot I am coming next week to meet with the president and the board of regents I miss reading the NET on the daily

^^^adna Wiilo mooyane..cid kale uuma jeedid miya bal inkaartaan daya

^^Mandhow ma nooleyd adna ma duufanti katrina baa kusoo tufte

^^^the whole team needs a makeover..especially the coach(I esp get ticked off when its 4th down and 2yards to go and the dude excutes a kick..wat :eek: ). I can't elaborate now..but the running game sucks(benett and crew are just whack this year :mad: ). If only they could be like back in da days when we had the "3 DEEP" players..whoa..cunningham,carter and Moss Vikes are never a team-only individual players stand out. Walaahi even Browns who came from the dusty shelves are better than us. This year Iam rooting for COLTS

I just saw that RUDY is the Jokes Moderator..kix kix kix kix kix kix kax kax kax kax...looooooooooooooooooooool....ala my stomach Rudy how about that Beaver joke

Advice on how to control your desires The advice of Ibraaheem ibn Adham by Sister Laila Mabrûk (source:the Islaamic network) A man came to Ibrahim ibn Adham, may Allah be pleased with him, and said, "Abu Ishaq, I am unable to control my lower self. Please give me something to help me with it." "If you accept five conditions," said Ibrahim, "and are able to put them into practice, your disobedience will not cause you any problem." "Just tell me what they are, Abu Ishaq!" the man said. "The first is that when you want to disobey Allah you do not eat anything He provides." "Then how will I get anything to eat? Everything on the earth is from Him!" "So is it right to eat His provision and disobey Him at the same time?" replied Ibrahim. "No, it is not. What is the second condition?" "When you want to disobey him, move off His land." "That is even more difficult! Exclaimed the man. "In that case where will I live?" "Is it right to eat his provision and live on His land and then to disobey Him?" asked Ibrahim. "No, it is not. What is the third condition?" "When you want to disobey Him in spite of eating His provision and living on His land, find a place where He will not see you and disobey Him there." "What do you mean, Ibrahim? He knows everything that happens even in the most hidden places!" "So is it right to disobey Him when you eat His provision and live on His land and when you know that He can see everything you do?" "It certainly is not!" the man replied. "Tell me the fourth condition." "That when the Angel of Death arrives to take your soul, you say to him, 'Give me a reprieve so that I can repent and act righteously for Allah.'" "But he won't listen to me!" "Then if you cannot ward off death long enough to give yourself time to repent, and you know that when it comes there will be no reprieve, how can you hope to be saved?" "What is the fifth?" "That when the angels of the Fire come to you to take you to the Fire, you do not go with them." "They will take me whether I like it or not!" exclaimed the man. "So how can you hope to be saved?" "Enough, enough, Ibrahim! I ask Allah's forgiveness and I turn to Him!" The man's repentance was sincere and from that time on he was assiduous in his worship and avoided acts of disobedience until the day he died. Taken from the book: The Day of Rising Published by Dar al-Taqwa Ltd. 1997 ******it touched me because of its simplicity in explanation. jzk.

^^^slick Rick ma tiri

Wiilo why do you have to say "better than ever" :confused: <--I guess I have been watching reruns of "analyze this" a lit more

waraa tuujiska caadi ma tihid walaahi...wiil yaro loo dhaardhaaran jire camal aad noqote marku arke walaalihi ka weyn...hehehehehehe waraa ana igu dar.....ilma baro aan lasoo kore noh so aint no one mess with me aight...Iam RICK JAMES...... Wiilo hadaan qasiyaad meesha ka kiciyo(waa hadaan maskax beelo ...ilaahey iima keene)..wixii far igu soo taaga...kaa jabi baan ku iri..(i give you permission) hehehehehe. Checkmate..inkasto aan kuu jirin kuwii kuu caashaqe(ilaahay amarkiis...bal maxaay kuu arkeen aragiisa ).....mandhow sijui iska nabad jecel baanu ahaye...walaalo isla soo kornane waanu nahay..iga qale yah? Nuune(<--whispers to his hear ) waraa awoo qac lamo lugu dhufte?

Wiilo saxiibey..labada dhoocil..tan hindida iska dhigeyso(namaste kuu heyso) kenyati beey uu egtahee..talow saxiibta aad ii sheegi jirte miya (her name was NYAMBURA) mise CHEPCHIRCHIR miya

Acuudkow, Mandhow maxaad aqrineysa Laakin waan kuu xiise saxiibow...sawaxiliga waxaay dhahaan, "Nyaani haoni mkundule" adiiga laftigaa intaad noo goyse baad ani farta igu soo fiiqe miyaa Tuujiye, caano garoor waxiid...marax fowqal cajuus..waan kuu xise noh....waad ogtahay aniga iyo adi waxaa kala saxiixane contract aah "is arag"(infinite ah) marka ani meel uma socdee adi lee yaana lagu weynin buufiskaa tahayba cune JB and others waan mashquule ma'ahane...maya honeymoon iyo xaraaradaas wey ii dambeysa nooh. Ma'salaama

^^^sida ey igu soo warrise(after the customary days of moonlighting is over) waxaay tiri(as in WIILO)...Mareekan and the whole world seems to be toasting in disaster so...SUUBIS aan kuu darsana (meaning more shaggin' and a lot more bowl of bananas)

^^glad mmeburudika. mie najiburudisha na Taarab from Mwambao.com Mda mrefu sijasikiza nawatarajia mema nyote Ma'salaama

Hiya is a KAO alphabet-from mchonguanos. THE KIKAMBA ALPHABET If you are a kao...i ain hating but you are really interesting people! 1. A FOR HUNDERWEAR(Underwear) 2. B FOR Mbushit(Bullshit) 3. C FOR CEENAKI(Snake) 4. D FOR NDAMBILIU(W) 5. E FOR HEATING(Eating) 6. F FOR FANJINA(Vagina) 7. G FOR NGONJIAS(Gorgeous) 8. H FOR ONI(Horny) 9. I FOR ICCUPS(Hiccups) 10. J FOR NJUIS(Juice) 11. K FOR KINO 12. L FOR LEMBO(Label) 13. M FOR MBULO(Bro) 14. N FOR NGILINI(Green) 15. O FOR HOMBIT(Orbit) 16. P FOR FACKING(Parking) 17. Q FOR KWININE(Quinine) 18. R FOR LAIS(Rice) 19. S FOR SONJA(Soldier) 20. T FOR TOMU(Tom) 21. U FOR YULINO(Urinal) 22. V FOR FENGETEMBOS(Vegetables) 23. W FOR SII "D"(See D) 24. X FOR ENZEL(Excel) 25. Y FOR WHAE(Why) 26. Z FOR NZEKISI(Sexy)

^^^and we are proud of it Basi back to mchongwanos-from kenyaniyetu. TRUST KYUKS TO NAME BARS LIKE THIS..... Ndikuinuka umuthi bar & restaurant. munyaka bar and restaurant. tukundanire bar and restaurant wenda gikeno bar and restaurant Múúkio ta wa njogu Bar and Restaurant Túcungwa twega Bar and Restaurant. Mungiki Bar and Restaurant Reke maarie Bar & Restaurant Nyakinyua Nungu Bar & Restaurant Kamushugwa or kamuchugwa 'ini Kíragita kíruithio Bar & Restaurant. Sina tabu bar and hideout. Kumi Kumi Bar Restaurant and Lodge Ripa kabra ya Kunywa Bar, Restaurant Kurara Lodge Kanyanyaini Bar Restaurant and Lodge Ripa Kesho Bar restaurant and Lodge Ninyuo ninyuo bar restaurant and Lodge Dynamo cia Makeri Pub Athamaki A Kabati Mera Cinoke Kibera Pub & Rest Mucene Bar & Rest Magomano Bar & Rest Githeri-ini Bar and Restaurant: Tonyia inji ikumi Bar and Restaurant: Redi cia Muthithi Bar and Restaurant Kuhuura kanua bar & restaurant Gukena bar and restaurant Magomano ma athuri bar & restaurant kuda-kuda bar and restaurant Kahuruko kega bar& Restaurant Moi dagacoka Bar and Restaurant Nyaka~nga bar& Restaurant Miitu ya ndaracaini bar and restaurant Wandahuhu kwendia mwana bar and restaurant. Thoko ya mitugo miaganu bar and restaurant. Kariua ni mucii Bar and restaurant. Tuthugumire cia kahua bar and restaurant Ukuigua uguo bar and restaurant thendi cia Bonathi bar and restaurant. Mung'ari wa saba saba bar and restaurant. Wandindikira kii Bar and restaurant. MUGITHI Bar and Restaurant Tahika na ukome bar and restaurant Kunywa ta magui ikumi.... bar and restaurant. Rigika bar and restaurant. Njoroge ee ruraya... bar and restaurant AND THE WINNER... GUTAHEKA NA KWONA DUMA Bar and Restaurant

I have not read the responses but from my simplistic persception(not using dictionary or other terminology enhancers )-Intellectual means SKILLED, KNOWLEDGEABLE(not necessarily EDUCATED). As I got older (with a dash of formal education) I have come to realize that EDUCATION cannot necessarily make you knowledgeable (hence, u can be educated but lack the skills to manuever). just my crude mentality

^^^^Indeed I am still his fan and will continue to watch. I think our Vikes have made some changes for the better but I wish MOSS would have been there We'll see as season get underway.

STOIC-I feel your pain walalo. I was shocked the first day when I watched the nightly news. There is no accounting for the EXTENT of devastation the hurricane has caused. What hit close to home was that majority of the folks that displaced are poor black people who (historically) are deficient in many amenities to begin with and then now are refugees in their own land. What ticks me off is these scenes from TV re:looting,all the chaos and other LURKING variables that accompanies disaster victims. I mean C'mon people are outta meds,food, clothing,etc do you expect them to sit and wait while DEATH is already LOOMING :eek: :confused: Our super ranger in the white house is slacking big time. Iam beyond pissed at white America, I have resolved to passive aggressive while watching the calamities unfold. PS: Please help our somali families and anyone you can in that region. I had a friend who just escaped Katrina-however her and her new family has lost everything in NO. I was gonna root for LSU this year for the SEC but I guess I am gonna shuffle again. May Allah s.w. have mercy on them.

^^^Mandhow baal dar ilaahey iskaga dhaaf. Yaani pia mie nimechanganyikiwa. Sifahamu RENDE na kisirani zake. Rende walalo this is not a tit-for-tat kinda thing...kijana amekuwa patient nawe sana lakini u seem to go on and on..walaalo plz tahadhari na matusi au maneno tusiyo fahamu. Personally, "KUFANYIWAFANYIWA" would totally mean god knows what to me. Rende-from your sis(RAULA ) wacha kuchogoa ndugu-just let it go. STOIC, you been a patient person...on behalf of RENDE na wenziwe wetu..TUSAMEHEYANE OK RENDE pls usipost anything else kuhusu kitindo huu..plz Ma'salaama na kila la heri

"been low….Word in the Nomad bakaaraha is that you hooked up with hibo and Bishaaro…sidii saabuun lifooy camal aa isku rugtaa labadaba waraa!!"......loooooooooooooooool

Ok Flip manze sare basi jo..umemmalizia beste kabisa..na ni chali mmoja poa kabisa..so walalo tuheshimiane basi. And by the way..Rende..naona umefungua agency moja QATARI SANA ...ma manzi wamekudendea jo...sasa bro...si nzuri ufikishe riziki kwa ma bros wengine? ...ama Vikes-Esir ni mambo yote peleka mos mos basi Yaani nimekuwa busy sana mpaka my leisure time ya kuchapa kinanda (Taarab, bongoflava etc)..even Daudi kabaka even akina KATITU...I dont have it anymore..walaahi life after CHUO ni boring kabisa. Masal Kheri

Iam not gonna comment on the city-I had a good time there last time I remember(they seemed cool to me-I mean my crew and all the people I met there..) but the biggest somali mall is gonna be Karamel in MPLS. Has anyone seen the expansion now..its awesome

God’s Gift of Guidance..It is a healing from God. It satisfies the soul, and cleans the heart. It removes doubts and brings peace. Indeed-Mansha-allah. JZK

WOL..kiswa sanifu kweli..wapata ajar kuwafundisha wenzetu lugha ya taifa..endelea dada. If only they knew how the language is closely related to ARABIC it would have been easier; Also somali as well since some somali is typically derived from ARABIC. Lakini hii sanifu inanikumbusha home kabisa dada na shule ...right in class nikisoma kiswahili as a lugha.. I love swa ya wazanzi...to me its even more sexier than swa zote..and then ongeza TAARAB mambo yote kabisa..its like ASALI (MALAB). to others..if you didn't know it yet..swahili was approved by the AU (African Union) to be recognized as a national language in Africa..so its an advantage to get used to it now-besides its spoken widely in Africa currently. Ok MASALKHERI mandungu.

Rende wacha vita sasa jamani..unataka kugonganisha watu au nini? salaala...jamaa poa kaa maji ya mtungi walaalo...and please walaahi STOIC ni mwenyeji wa kwetu..so plz be kind to your own.. lakini kiswa hizo mnakaranga..jamani it takes me a while kuelewa zingine..although Iam a bit good... ORGI...wanitakia nini mzee si ni kweli..na hiyo kweli ni maendereo Ma'salaama