Salaam to me and who ever reads this ( human and non-human) I just found out that there are 4 Somali football teams in Pakistan. Sometimes they play as SOMALIA, with Afghanistan, All Arabs, Pakistan and Malaysia. Today Somalia and Malaysia played together, it ended 1-1. Tomorrow is Somalia vs Afghanistan. i'll get the result ( if allah says )

A CHINESE MAN IS IN A BAR IN HAWAII,HAVING A FEW DRINKS @ THE COUNTER ,HE;S AMAZED TO SEE THAT HE'S SITTING NEXT 2 THE FAMOUS DIRECTOR "STEVEN SPIELBERG".. AFTER A ROUND OF BEER THE CHINESE MAN SENSES THAT THE FAMOUS DIRECTOR IS GLARING @ HIM. SUDDENLY IN A FLASH ,THE CHINESE MAN CRASHES DOWN FROM HIS STOOL,FELLED BY A VICIOUS PUNCH FROM SPIELBERG .. PICKING HIMSELF UP, HE YELLS WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT 4 ? -FOR THE BOMBING OF PEARL HARBOUR !MY DAD PERISHED IN THAT BOMBING SHOUTS SPIELBERG.. -IAM NOT JAPANESE ,YOU FOOL IAM CHINESE, -YEAH YEAH YEAH !!!JAPANESE,BURMESE, CHINESE YOU'RE ALL THE SAME >>>>>>>>> .. REGAINING HIS COMPOSURE ,THE CHINESE MAN GETS BACK ON HIS SEAT AND ORDERS A DOUBLE FROM THE BARMAN. THEN A FEW SECONDS LATER THE CHINESE MAN TURNS AROUND AND DELIVERS A MIGHTY PUNCH 2 SPIELBERG,SENDING THE DIRECTOR TO THE FLOOR.. -WHAT WAS THAT 4?? EXCLAIMS THE DIRECTOR, -THAT'S FOR SINKING THE TITANIC! I HAD ENCESTORS ON THAT SHIP THE CHINESE MAN REPLIES, -BUT THE TITANIC WAS SUNK BY AN ICEBERG YELLS THE DIRECTOR! -YEAH YEAH YEAH!! ICEBERG, CARLSBERG, SPIELBERG YOU'RE ALL THE SAME!!!!!!!!!LOL

Who thinks that women should stay in their houses, cook food and clean the house? I say yes. A Womans responsibility is to clean, cook and stay in her house. If she needs to get something outside, she shouldn't go without brother or father.

Somalia vs Sudan It happend a few wekks ago. They played twice, and both of the games Sudan won, first game Sudan 2 Somalia 1. The second game was the same as the first one, but this time Somalia scored the first goal

Hey everybody I’ve got a real big problem. My friends don’t like my girlfriend. I don’t know what to do, should I listen to my friends and dump her, or should I refuse to dump her. Everybody I’m serious I don’t know what to do. HELP

when i said you can’t love another woman, i meant others, not your'e family. loving youre mom and sister is different from loving another girl. so that’s what I mean.

when i said you can’t love another woman, i meant others, not your'e family. loving youre mom and sister is different from loving another girl. so that’s what I mean.

Asalamaamu calaykum I’m a little bit confused with two words. Can somebody tell me the difference between like and Love? And I also want to know if a man could like a woman without loving her. And, if a woman can like a man without loving him. I say instead of like Love. If you’re a man you can like another man but you can’t love him, and If you’re a woman you can like another woman but you can’t love her. So my question is can a man like a woman without loving her. and, can a woman can like a man without loving him. I’m talking about Somalis

Waad mahadsantihiin dhamaan. Qalad ayaa la iga fahmay, ujeedadaydu may ahayn inaan iskuwadadaro gabdhaha reer UK. Kuwa dhowran, raali ha iga noqdaan. Ujeedadaydu waxay ahayd inaan wax kasheego dhibaato haysata soomaalida dibadda kunool. Runtii hadda waa lacaadiyaystay arinta boyfriend/girlfriend oo ay waalidkuna raali kayihiin. Arintaan waxaa keentay diinta oo sidii larabay aan loogu dhaqmayn. Waxa igu kallifay inaan gabdhaha reer UK tusaale kadhigo waxa weeyi, waxa aan u arkay inay badi dadka forums-ka soo gala ay yihiin reer UK, sidaas darteedna reply ayaan kusoo jiidanayay. Mar labaad raali noqda. Nabad Gelyo.

SALAAM TO ALL OF U I want to know why all women in UK always talk about their boyfriends. I saw alot of them saying that, "our family didn't like him". What the hell is that kind of family. If your'e family knows you have a boyfriend, and is happy with that, that ain't your'e family, they are your'e enimies. Can anybody tell me why the families in UK support their children to have boyfriends and girlfriends. And are they muslims or what??????