see what happens when u sit next to mommy all day long...it messes u up! it dont matter whether u get a toilet paper from harvard or from an indian street market..lool..4 real. u keep thinking your clan is all that hyped shyte... but in reality u know they shyte. :confused:

politics and somalis these days are oxymoronic. london boyz!! why u dudes so soft!... i mean i get in the morning and all i wanna think about is kick some azz!!

try cocaine...i heard it does wonders.

we all know were douche bags belong...right in the garbage... yeey aint gonna get no mercy from any true red blooded somali... thats 4 sure.

yeey is a douche page...u know what happens to douche pages...they get tossed in the trash can.

u either got the grade or the money!! but i aint for ivy schools. its just a hype.

ngonge what a puss! u gotta do what I did to my boss last tuesday! i had a traffic court last monday so i filled out and put in a vacation day for for monday. i gave it to the human resource lady. came back on tuesday, start working...guess wat! i get an email from fat, stuuubid supervisor that i have be written down since i didnt show up on monday!! i hit the roof with rage!! u dont get rudy mad! he goes crazzzzy. i walked into my managers office and just off loaded on him!! how moronic he is and his gang of redneck sups!! i am the only blk who works. one hr later, me the sup and the manager got together under a closed door. I exploded on both of them! manager decided to send me home. its only 10:00 am i decide to leave and then went to ceo office and told him what i feel and how i got threated after doing nothing wrong and following company procedures. ceo called me in the afternoon and appologize to me and promised this will never happen again. NOw i am the king of the office. they run like ***** cats when they see me. u gotta take no shyte and punch back hard.

yo home gal! u was alexus, janna and now nephy u some how have access to this place with all this name..wazzup! lool...so she want to erase all her tracks now...lol..... really deep. first person in my life who demanded to give her my sol password! so sick...never gave her!! lol

diary is 4 the weirdoz! run away when u see them.

u get tlc from mom...last time i saw my mom, i was in the 4th grade. i am confused now...may be i am starving...lemme check if tanisha has finish cooking dinner. i am sick of fired chicken. all sistas cook is chicken.

i am righty...but sometimes i use the lefty when riding the wild thing! bac bac..de ladies like dat!! lool...u asked...common u dont! u lying..lol...its friday ppl lighten up...and i is off de the whole week.

i recommend lil tlc...its cures weather related stuff.... i never take no medicine, just alot of tlc. it works.

with 50g from pirate money...pland dont need no broke azz yeey!...he be going to hargeyesa! the new disyneland of amxaaro... u watch.

yeah right!! so they gonna take afternoon sleeps, drink after that...and pass out then. I guess they can fight for 5hrs a day.. good news bro!

and u wonder why straight thinking somalis love Al-Qeida! well simply cuz, the rest of the world has given the somalis the middle finger. ce la vie!

now hes begging? ayee! tell him to get down on his knees and kiss aweeys shoes!! lool... then he aweeys should kick him in the big forehead.

at&t does that ring a bell!! lool.

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uncle is dead!! so is dictatorship!! time for all somalis to standup as one nation! amiin.

when u got only one dheg..its heard to hear the real news!! looool. homie is deaf n cant hear since his only working dheg has straight line to uncle yeey! lool.

u can cry how much u want...but as a guy...u gotta stop sobbing like gal! take it like a man, tfg is history. no more whos my uncle...time for really ppl to stand up! asta la vista homie... ceya and the amxaar in hell.looooooool.

clueless! amxaar boo noo faanina! yo, 4 centuries of atrocities didnt ring this homies head! may be a nuclear bomb will do the job to ring his bells. as they say... waayaha adoonyada ku wax qaadan maaysida ruux walal kumoodaa hadii kuwashido aad wacad ka diidi warankaad ku turta kuku wacandoona!!

u cant tell by looking... make sure u get the ok from other xalimos. imagine, if other xalimos give the ok sign... do u have any idea how hard its to get that kind of ok from another xalimo!! but then ignore what they say after u get the ok. i am seeing this xalimo currently...she was oked by number of xalimoos...then last week i got this call from one of the xalimoos telling me to watch my back about my gal...! lol u know xaliimos drama is complicated... but their first good intention is what u gotta go on the fly-first. now she had an episode with my gal, shes warning me...i just told her thnx babe gal..i will. pucca wazup with the mariwaaana leave... ma jacjacleehi baad bilooyde!! lool..

u dont take xlimoos to a resturant and feed them. they already fat. u take her to your place...when starts crying take me home, u wont believe what kind of loving u get!! kissing xalimoo isnt my thing... they dont know how to kiss. first thing u do when u take her home is to make her clean your house...and u get on the phone. when she is done, tell to make dinner.. she gonna love u for that for ever!! try this! to believe it.

yup...homie shaking his azz!! i say whip that azz.. nacalad baa ku taala..!