how many canadians does to take to raise the flag? None cuz celine Dione qeelio makes them passed when shes sings at the flag raising cermonies.

hmm! i meet them in bed...where do u? i hope not the street. thats not good.

wat the hell is sirigada???

enroll in alazhar university. They are talking spring applications now.

get a spare drive. make your old one 2ndry and the new one primary. install your os, reboot, scan, after that switch drives...then u done.

dont worry 2 much...i will hide your tfg connections..huuush!lool other than that...just be a true moslem somali wadanni and u wont have no problems. its just that easy homie.

Yup! u do have a big problem if u r not smelling a Big decked out Greater somalia before 2010.

money and shopping in that order! u dont have to be a rocket scientist to figure that 1 out.

wats this hype with slang! i see some of yall got jungle fever...its ok.

u have no idea how much respect u get when your co-workers know that u is somali. i am like lil king at work around my neighborhood. hey...all gangsta wanna be muslim? they always ask me about it and they wanna go to the mosque. they just told me the other day that there is new mosque in our neighborhood! that was news to me.

sorry home gal...i dunno wat slang is? is it like the way xalimoos dance in somali wedding...slinging their hands from side to side!! lool. i only know the mumin way!! u know how that goes down.

well...hes stinks to high heaven! so he can only go back to hell!! lool.

waxaa la isku dafa, dex yarey nasibkeey...mala u ppl dont know this!! somala ka dalatee. u like homie gal...go with him, whatchya gotta lose!! nothing but everything to gain... come on take a chance.

dhuli waa loo dintaa, raganimoona waa la isku daafa...thats a time tested somali mah maah! its all over, its 4th qtr...its a touch down! why not just follow your uncle and disappear like the rest...i mean dont miss the bus homie! theres a new shariff in town! or u slow!! do u see amxaar cheerleaders type here tonite!! dont be the only fool lagu daawacoo here tonite. suck it up!! lol.

Reds! any red blooded somali should be happy today...i feel u homie! long live all somalis under one nation 4 ever. hell...them old diapher rash clan cheerleaders can go to hell. lool.. its a new beginning!! hello all somalis welcome back and lets rock!

Homie check this out!! no lady tears noow.. ok if u havent heard...its good news 4 all somalis today. check this... even sol run this earlier today!! check cnn and all the local news websites.... here is one that i found in somalinet.com just now. i will check other sites. thnx Ethiopia to withdraw from Somalia by end of year Fri. November 28, 2008 07:02 am.- By Bonny Apunyu. - Send this news article (SomaliNet) By the end of the year, Ethiopia says it will withdraw its troops from war-ravaged Somalia. Ethiopia’s Foreign Ministry spokesman Wahide Bellay says the African Union and United Nations have been notified of Ethiopia's decision. Bellay was speaking by telephone Friday from the Ethiopian capital of Addis Ababa. Ethiopia entered Somalia at the end of 2006 to support the shaky U.N.-backed government against an Islamist administration that had seized the capital of Mogadishu and much of the south. The Ethiopian troops were initially successful, but the Islamists have since launched an Iraq-style insurgency and now hold most of southern and central Somalia. The government controls Mogadishu and the parliamentary seat of Baidoa.-AP News Category: East Africa

Oh Somalia, oh Somalia ya always on my mind from Djibouti to Hargesia to Bossasso from Hawaas to Galkacyo to Jowhar from Beldweeyn, to Xamar to Marka from Baidoa to Kisymayo to Waajeer Your enemies have always tried to conquer u but your sons and daughters always came to your rescue from axmed gurey, to the sayid to xawataako, to the shaabab Now that they have defeated your latest enemies Your future looks bright and shining like the bright star that you are And your true heroes will always be by your side Oh Somalia, oh Somalia ya always on my mind This is why I love Fridays!! Its truely a blessed day. well...if u havent heard the news!! The Amxaars are running away from xamar... tfg is no where to be found and soon u will see them chased with a bullets. Here is a lil song for our country --- beautiful Somalia.

wow...looks the amxaar gave up....! looooooooooooooooo! Cye cheerleaders..in Adis, and may the Amxaar drop yall in hell.!! God bless Somalia.

abaayoos! why u yall chilling with married dudes!! is there a new law in Europe that says married dudes can have multiples xalimoos. come on down 2 the luuq and lets get jiggy..! yall got nothing to lose...but get the fully loaded faarax.. now thats what i am talking about.

damn...i just use my hands to comb my hair 4 real.. homie...keep hope alive...u and me... we can get them pirate daughters!! they gonna need a visa soon. loooooool.

b_G whats the deal..u getting any!! lol... or just another hungry mouth.

u homies...dont be like lil wuzzes now! i support the pirates..they are the navy of all somalis. did u see what happened today...moran indian navy(guess they didnt eat chicken curry for while) shot a fishing ship from thailand...thinking it was a somali pirate boot... what the hell is a thai ship in somali waters..that proves my point..u come u be a good game! long live the pirates with their suvs!! and rich lil daugthers!! can some 1 hook me here!! i am 4 dad paid meher...lool.

lol! so funny...how somalis talk about ppl they dont know nothing about...yo, homie...do u know this homie u talking about is jobless today!! lool if u say that u is banker in america today, ppl wont rent u even an apt...hooray for harvard.!! may be, i should give him the 50g that Bank of america offered today! techs dont lose.

western world candle has been dead for a while now. there r new supper powers out these days.. china, india. etc., when u look at technology and human resource, these 2 lead the world. their economy has leaped ahead of countries like japan and usa. and guess wat! neither ethi and the jewish clan are important to them...since neither has securable broders or nuff resources! i means whats ethiopia famous for..coffee and prostitutes!! i dont call that resources but a stress. :confused:

somalinet..i love that place. its like somali meet market. u can get there whatever type of somali meat u like, i.e., p/d/w/n/sland, all parts of somali. they pay for their wedding and divorce...! u cant beat that. i called it Mcxalimoosland.