ladies all i can say to u 2 is schwing... to learn more about schwing, go 2 this link.

wat the hell...2nd nite she woke me up from sleep. Yo, i do 10hr work days (like the double pay)..i cant deal with this. every time she calls...its the same stuff...why u still not married..why u sleeping... do u pray. when u coming to somalia? i keep telling i will do when the camels come home!! i am going to kill whoever bought her the cell phone. :confused:

tell uncle that i said he sucks big time!! i see pland is gonna be on fire soon.

And what were the benefits? well the ethiopian ate the raw meat and left the corn...! lool there u go.

Well i have provided a song each past new years that captured the state of somalis hearts conditions... here is my choice this year. Enjoy. its called PAYBACK...by jb!! happy new year...and from the bottom, we shall arise as one nation. hey! Gotta gotta pay back!! (The big payback) Revenge!! I'm mad (the big payback) Got to get back! Need some get back!! Pay Back! (the big payback) There it tis!! Payback!!! Revenge!!! I'm mad!! Get down with my country, That ain't right!! Hollarin' cussin', you wanna fight Payback is a thing you got to see, hell Never do any damn thing to me Sold me out, for raw meat change (yes you did!!) Told me that they, they had it all arranged you had me down, and thats a fact Now you're pumped, You gotta get ready For the big payback!! (the big payback!!) That's why I left, for the big payback (the big payback!!) I can do wheelin', I can do dealin' (yes we can!!) But I don't do no damn squealin' I can dig rappin', I'm ready!! I can dig strappin' But I can't dig that backstabbin' (Oh No!!) The brother get ready!! Thats a fact!! Get ready you Mother, for the big payback (The big Payback!!) Hey! Let me hit'em, hit'em Fred, hit'em!! Hey Hey!! WOOOOOOOOOOOO! Lord! You took my money, you got my honey Don't want me to see what you doing to me I can get back, I gotta deal with you!! (4xs) Hey let me tell ya!! Get down with my woman, that ain't right! You hollarin' and cussin', you wanna fight!! looka here! Don't do me no darn favor, I don't know karate, but I know KA-RAZER!!!! (yes we do!!) Get ready thats a fact, Get ready you Mother for the big payback (the big payback!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb8L8lH030A&feature =related

another thug bites the dust!! let them all kill each other. aree mohoo mihii ma ahaa.

ASTA LA VISTA...Xabashi lover boyz!! lool... Yo dukey..u looking 4 job? Hey...word is that al shabbab is hiring..looooooooool.

i see uncle Riyaale is got game!!.... everytime i hear a voter registration in Africa...i know the outcome is a big-ole trick. seen that before.

whats this?...soul-train is in somalia now..lol

no! hes still sleep....let the man have his last dream..loooool

marx educate the clan cheerleader first, since they never heard any one who tells them the truth.

Originally posted by Afr0 GirL: soo dhacyeeey!!! sii guglaaye!! loool... i dont think ifi gal knows wat i am talking about!! my bad home-gal. Well...here is the thing...yeah the avatar sucks! But u know what they say...2nd time is better than 1st time....so give our brotha the chance. marci..good job, i like your new msg..its right on time! let us do...i am with your there! i wanna join this party 4 real...sign me in!!

so hes in the pocket of pirates 2!! lool.. he was a thug from the get go...no new info there. scumbag 4ever.

somali stuff has nothing to do with winner or losers!! its about wrong or right!! righteouness always wins.

say wat!! i gotta get down on knees! how that hell does one do that!! can u show me....plz lol. down here! gal asks...last time 2x i heard that.. them gals said 2 me...hey..huh..u wanna get married...u know, i was just chilling in the sitting next to them in the sofa... stay away from there, if u dont wanna here them words! i go..hell yah..lets do it...why spoil a magical moment..u feel me. some how, they dissappeared. so i am single now. They couldnt come up with their part of weeding money!! i told them both..call me when u got your 50% of our wedding expense. its only fair...right. anyways...3rd time could be charm..right!! lool. i got hot date for new yrs... a freaking colllege mali gal... but shes also a business women! this is gonna be our 2nd meeting in 6 months lool. She can only call me on the weekends since she lives in another cali city..hey..a man is gotta do what a man is gotta.. i gotta work during week days. Hey..i get up at 5am and come home at 9pm! Will check her income sheet in new yrs!! if shes viable..then jig is up. she looks ok since...she rents her own place and takes care of herself...then, we should be game. wish me luck!! i like this one! she got a very good heart. me like good heart babes!!

no how can u dizz abwaan with his signature picy!! he aint no yeey dawg!! thats 4 sure!! layzie is suffering motha nature again. lol

No need to dawg the homie..we all have the final day when that fat lady sings for u!! lool. i just wanna gave him my human farewell and say good luck to u homie! u know Allah will give him his justice... it will be a home coming party in hell for him for all the bloody shyte he committed. SO who is NEXT 2 fall from grace!! well... its gotta bw pretty boy!! RIYAALE!! AKA BUSHQADA!! his time is up...sland never progressed in his hand and got worse!! i say its pretty good time for somaliweeyne 2 get together!! lets have some fun...burn the warlords. U game!

for the life of me...i just cant understand snow!! i left home tuesday nite and came back home friday nite...why, cuz it rained in la. Then some shyte called forst happened!! i woke up from the the hotel tues morning (we dont drive when it rains in la) and guess wat..there were some icy-looking stuff on my wind shield. so i figured, to turn on my wippers and it will be all done........ NOPE! its icy shyte and i cant see shyte from it... i pulled out of the parking lot and couldnt see shyte..! now i am blocking ppl trying to pull out of the parking lot. i talked to lady and asked her..what the hell is this..i cant see shyte out of windshield. she goes it forst!! wat...forst homie... just use your credit cards to wipe it out!!... i look at her! and told her thats insane!! she just laughed..humm. i grabbed my cup of coffee and just splashed on my front windows!! problem solved.. my co-workers were laughing like hell when i told them wat i did.

huh!!

nice pic! homie cant even raise his freeking hand!! loool. that sucks!! SUCKIONIST boys of p&sland always talking about nada. homies, wake up and smell the air... its time for CHANGE!! uncles have wasted your time! its time to join the CARAVAN OF SOMALIYWEEYNE. Jump on board.

u gotta look beyond the lil box! 2 see somaliwayne. open your mind and u will see the big pic. always go for the whole enchilida! dont settle for lil cut...this is a classic african problem.

naafey iyo ceeye waa kala ma maarman! this year dee anigo..i selected following ppl... who always show sharaf iyo dadnimo! no matter what kind of wind is belowing on their face... they never do the cheerleader dances that many in here tend to specialize in. they r always kool. bob, nuune, De kk-kat. and lil one who alway smiles!! shoot.. i forgot her name..but i call her stalker. good luck ppl.

i thought there were 2 old guys and a donkey there!! lool how do u come up with 3.5? u counting the chaat leaves?? wazzup with dat?

Bob..is the only true somali person in this forum a person who always takes the high road. amazing brotha...keep it bro.

BAIDOA, Somalia: Somalia's interim Parliament on Monday overwhelming backed the government of Prime Minister Nur Hassan Hussein, a day after the war-wracked country's president announced his dismissal. Speaker Aden Mohammad Nur said after counting the votes during a special Parliament session in the town of Baidoa that "143 MPs recognized the existence of the government, 20 rejected it and 7 abstained. "Therefore the government of Nur Adde [Hassan Hussein] is legitimate," he said. On Sunday, President Abdullahi Yusuf Ahmad announced that he was sacking the prime minister and the entire Cabinet because they had failed to bring security to the war-torn nation, but the premier challenged the move as unconstitutional. According to the transitional federal charter, the president needs Parliament's approval to sack the prime minister. Speaking to Parliament before the vote, Hussein said: "It was difficult to work with the president, who disapproved of the peace process." "The president was interfering with the activities of the prime minister and Parliament," he said. "It's up to Parliament to make a decision in order to save the transitional federal institutions and the rule of law." Yusuf had said Monday he would comply with Parliament's decision and gave no hint he would resign. "Should Parliament reject my desire to look for a new prime minister, I will comply with their decision and the current government will continue its tenure," Yusuf had said Sunday. Hussein, 70, was sworn in on November 2007 but has been at loggerheads with Yusuf in recent months, notably over efforts to strike a reconciliation agreement with the Islamist-dominated Alliance for the Re-liberation of Somalia (ARS). "The president abused the power of his office and undermined the legitimacy of parliament ... The president was attempting to sabotage peace efforts between TFG [transitional federal government] and the ARS," the premier said. The UN mediator of the talks warned that the latest row risked hindering reconciliation efforts and African Union Commission chairman Jean Ping also voiced concern. Yusuf's move "has the potential of undermining the sustained efforts being made by the AU, IGAD and the larger international community, including the United Nations, to further reconciliation, peace, and stability in Somalia," the AU said in a statement. IGAD is the Inter-Government Authority on Development, a regional organization that has contributed to peace talks in Somalia and the creation of its transitional institutions. Hussein replaced Ali Mohammad Gedi who was forced to resign after months of a bruising power struggle with Yusuf, a veteran warlord who has headed Somalia's transitional administration since its inception in 2004. Somalia's transitional Parliament is based in the town of Baidoa, the only area of the country not under Islamist control apart from Mogadishu. In September 2008, Hussein survived a vote of no confidence after being accused by some lawmakers of embezzling state funds. - AFP, with The Daily Star