this was definitly a cia job. wrong move thou..its gonna bite them back in the azz!

abaayo, i dont fear anything but fear itself! wareer badanaa...this is mexico upside! lol

well..what can i say there is no way to make this sanaaq happy....!!!! tonite she called me at work and this is what she told me: Honey, i fell off a chair in the computer lab. I gotta up, went to sit down...and then guess what? the chair took off! and I fell flat on back. i go oooh...sorry honey, how is your back? Oh my back is hurting darling! I go, sorry babe. She goes, hon, can u bring some food. I go ok & told her to see in few. Well, i am tech contractor, so i was suppose to be working till 11:00pm. Now, its 8:30pm and i am at home. I lost like whollotta ching ching. Its gets worse: I got her chicken teriyaki! i love it. She eat it, probably, for the first time in here life...so i asked here how she liked it. She goes, well the bread is wet!!! I am like saying in my head, hell yah, its freaking checking Tiryaki with sweet and sour sauce! she didnt even say thank you. Good nite people. I am going to sleep so i wont commit no awful crime.

As u see homie, Garowe is leading the way to run for the border! lol. today Harardeer, tomorrow bosaaso! Alshabaab is knocking your freaking door. keep running till u join uncle yeeye..the dog-breath heathen. Then stay there...till we clean all the trash from all of somalia like your warlord/clan uncles and alshabaab. Till then, keep crying.

Notice I said husband and wife, i.e.., in the traditional way. I didnt say couples, cuz where i live which is la, anything that unite is considered a couple. This could be, for example, a dog and cat etc. So, i just wanna make clear that this thread is concerning a women and man that are married. clear! My issue with wifey is this! shopping. When we were newly weds, i use 2 take here there...but i told her to plz do it once a month. That didnt work.. so i bought her a car and told her to do it by herself and on her own money that she receives from her part-time job as a tutor in her college. She still insisting for more money and i cant deal with that! I think that i am being fair here! how do I confess this lady that shes crazy! any thoughts.

kuwaan waa kuwaan la yaabo! a horny xaliimo is by u and u wasted her? wth homie...thats unacceptable bro. U gotta hit right there and then! wth u waiting for...santa clause! dang.

End of sillyland is coming sooner than i predicted! lool. ce la vie

i call Ahlusunna waljamaaca ahl-loosers! wtf they doing in xamar! They should be defending their bloody tuuloos! lool...loosers. Have u ever noticed that Ahl-loosers show-up at the wrong places at the wrong times! freaking jokers. Since the xabashi had stopped paying them so now they looking 4 lil lacag!! loosers.

So which guy dont have a mistress! :confused: i i, i, i do have one! shes a good cook...so i like her food. I only share food with her. lol playa always! peace.

Lois long time no see home-gal...u is my idol gal! lol...pow pow. your somaliweeyen nimo has changed my life! Back to subject. I like ikea since i am a handy-man. Their shyte is cheap and fits into my tiny apt like magic. My wife use to hate it! However, after i put it together, i see that amazing smile on her face and my nite is Kaboom! lool. f-boy...rftm before u try to put it together! lool. oh yeah, u gonna need some good tools 2.

uuuuuuuuuuf! holly-shyte...another trashcanistan city!

there r moslem in punkland! lool. i didnt think so.

Originally posted by Eng.Cadde: haye,I will start my self.mmmm,ix ix mmm,Kool_kat mashalah,she is really cool sista. :cool: true dat! she got the mojo! lol.

u must be narrow sighted! lool...the whole city is hooker-land.

how about u home-gal.........wat decade r u hitting? fiddy? lol. just kidding.

really..who started civilization google or egyptians? time to really get your head otta de trash!

Is that the best that u can come up with? how sad i rather be in fox-hole with my homie and blowing up some morans when i re-surface, than being some house-nigga jaariyad. u feel me.

another clan cheerleader having wet dreams! lool waryaa cunuga...yah need to get a life! wet dreams aint good 4 yah. kabiish onlf is untouchable.

What a load of crap! a nigga who thinks now that hes white. Brain-washed to 2 max.

my bad...try this! http://www.movies-links.tv/

wagareey wasicaad baa horey loo yidey...shaxsi yahoow, u need an ak-47 to defend yourself against somali af deerayaal ee ma kaa gadaa keyga i will give u a good deal!

Nephy is in jail in melbourne Australia. She stabbed her boy friend. Guess, she will be out in couple yrs since she served 2/3rd of her 7 yrs sentence. Nephy has really mental issues...i was a friend of hers, however, if u ask people around who use to chat with her and me privately, they can confirm that issue. I hope she gots cured in jail. She dangerous.

well being an alien has its problems! cuz it looks like u havent learn the lessons of clan detachment issues thats happening these days in all over somali enclaves. each somali enclave thats trying to separate or already separated, is basically a clan detachment issue and no more. Somalis cant live without be united as one. that has been shown throught somali history.

i say these roads are good for the camels! lool

whatchya talking about! maryam mursal is the m&m of somalida...she only kisses the azz of who pays her the ching ching!