worst killer so far.................TRIBALISM!! & it has no cure!! Tell that 2 your douche-bag worlord uncles!!

this is no brainer....everybody knew that this was gonna happen at the f''ing street....duh.! lol

A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time. He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!"

Since i deported my 2 yr old lil boy to somali, I did a lil look into the most dreadful thing that i encountered when I landed in somalia in the late 80s. I want homie to have that background image in his brain all the time about his homeland. This basically, whats called "ROOTS" without them, u become a human with no soul....u basically are a trash bag collecting trash & then tossed off one day. Anyways, lemme share this with yall since this is travelling season & many of u might run into this experience. The first buzz of a mosquito is an unpleasant reminder that summer fun comes with a pesky price. We examined the science behind common mosquito myths and found that while some have a basis in reality, many are plain bunk. Mosquitoes are more than a nuisance -- they carry harmful diseases such as encephalitis and malaria. Here's what you need to know about the season's most unwanted guest: 1. Lemon dish soap and Listerine repel mosquitoes Fiction: This myth has been widely circulated around the Internet. According to the Florida Medical Entomology Lab at the University of Florida, these household products do not work to thwart mosquitoes. One of the most effective repellents is DEET. The Centers for Disease Control also recommends repellents with Picaridin and oil of lemon eucalyptus. If you use a product containing DEET, read the label and do not over-apply. DEET is a powerful chemical that can be harmful if used incorrectly. Make sure the repellent has an EPA-approved label and registration number. Use caution with small children and stick with a formulation that is made for kids. 2. Ultrasonic devices repel mosquitoes Fiction: Save your money. According to the Department of Entomology at Purdue, these gadgets don't work. Bug zappers do kill mosquitoes, but they also electrocute many beneficial insects including those that eat mosquitoes, so the scientists at Purdue recommend against using them. 3. Taking B vitamins repels mosquitoes Maybe: According to the Mayo Clinic, B vitamins change a person's odor, which may indeed make them less attractive to mosquitoes. 4. Eating garlic repels mosquitoes Fiction: According to current research, consuming large amounts of garlic only works against vampires and bad dates. 5. Skin-So-Soft products repel mosquitoes Fact: BUT, buyer beware: According to a study by the University of Florida, Skin-So-Soft and other products containing Citronella oil are only effective for between 3 and 10 minutes after application. 6. Creating a bat or insect-eating bird habitat will rid your yard of mosquitoes Fiction: While these species do eat mosquitoes, they probably won't eat enough to make a noticeable difference at your next garden party. 7. Meat tenderizer calms an itchy bite Fact: The Mayo Clinic recommends mixing a tablespoon of water with a tablespoon of meat tenderizer and forming a paste to apply to a bite. Using an ice pack can ease discomfort as well. OTC remedies to try: hydrocortisone cream and calamine lotion. 8. Mosquitoes die after feeding Fiction: Unfortunately, the female mosquito (males don't eat blood, they feed on nectar) can live to bite again. Females will die if they don't get their first blood meal, which they require in order to lay eggs. 9. Mosquitoes transmit the HIV virus Fiction: According to scientists at the Centers for Disease Control, Rutgers University, and others, mosquitoes cannot transmit the HIV virus from human to human. They do carry the West Nile virus and other serious diseases. Nearly one million people die each year from malaria, mainly children under the age of 5. You can help eradicate this preventable disease.

(Must be read with and Italian accent) One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma biatch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma biatch. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma biatch. So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma biatch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say piss on you too, you sonna ma biatch, I gonna back to Italy.

Check this out!! Malaysia 'obedient wives' club: Good sex is a duty: RAWANG, Malaysia – As a new bride, 22-year-old Ummu Atirah believes she knows the secret to a blissful marriage: obey her husband and ensure he is sexually satisfied. Ummu and some 800 other Muslim women in Malaysia are members of the "Obedient Wives Club" that is generating controversy in one of the most modern and progressive Muslim-majority nations, where many Muslim Malaysian women hold high posts in the government and corporate world. The new club, launched Saturday, says it can cure social ills such as prostitution and divorce by teaching women to be submissive and keep their men happy in the bedroom. "Islam compels us to be obedient to our husband. Whatever he says, I must follow. It is a sin if I don't obey and make him happy," said Ummu, who wore a yellow headscarf. The club, founded by a fringe Islamic group known as Global Ikhwan, has been dismissed by politicians and activists as a throwback to Medieval times and an insult to modern women of Malaysia. But the group's activities, which previously included the setting up of a Polygamy Club, show that pockets of conservative Islamic ideas still thrive in Malaysia. Groups such as Global Ikhwan are unlikely to gain much popularity beyond generating shock value. Still, there is concern that radical groups could garner support among other Muslims, who make up 60 percent of the 28 million population, and upset decades of carefully nurtured racial and religious harmony. "Unfortunately even today, there are still many Muslim women who are ignorant of their rights or culturally inhibited to exercise their rights in full," said Shahrizat Abdul Jalil, a female Muslim minister in charge of family policy. Despite the group's conservative Islamic background, Rohayah Mohamad, one of the founders of the club, openly talks about the virtues of marital sex even though most of her colleagues are shy about the topic. "Sex is a taboo in Asian society. We have ignored it in our marriages but it's all down to sex. A good wife is a good sex worker to her husband. What is wrong with being a whore ... to your husband?" she said. "This way, the family institution is protected and we can curb social ills," said Rohayah, the club's vice president who is also a trained physician. She said wives must go beyond the traditional roles as good cooks or good mothers and learn to "obey, serve and entertain" their husbands to prevent them from straying or misbehaving. Indirectly, "disobedient wives are the cause for upheaval in this world" because men are not happy at home and their minds and souls are disturbed, she said. Authorities recently said Malaysia's divorce rate has doubled from 2002 to 2009 with higher rates among Malay Muslims. "When husbands come home, wives do not welcome their husbands with warm alluring smiles and sexy dressing ... That is the reality today," she said. The Global Ikhwan group is an offshoot of former members of the Al-Arqam sect outlawed in 1994 after its teachings were found to have deviated from Islam. It is funded by the group's restaurants, grocery stores, poultry and other businesses abroad. Most of the 800 women who are members of the new club, including Ummu the new bride, also belong to Al-Arqam. Expectedly, the club has faced intense criticism. Some Malaysians started a Facebook page called "We do not want sexist nonsense from Global Ikhwan." One Muslim man, Amirul Aftar, wrote: "I do not want a wife to submit to my every beck and call. I want a wife who understands me ... we are not your masters, we are your equal." Women's group, Sisters in Islam, said Islam advocates marriages based on mutual cooperation and respect. It said domestic violence happens regardless of women's behavior. "Communication, not submission, is vital to sustain any healthy relationship," it said.

yo, i will get the model # when i get home. anyways, u de homie...thnx for the help. its aigt rosie-palm is better than any xalimoo any day!! looooooooool. Holly smoke! hey zack...check it, all flight 13eens will be googling wats rosie palm!! lol

mainly xfering my old phone #s in the samsung. R u murqaasan cawada yaa xaaji!! lol.. Even if they r owned by same company, these 2 phone r likes apple and oranges... totally different. i do have the sim in there but everytime i turn it on i get that message "no sim mode". I guess, i need to google what this means. dude any idea wazzup with this msg?? how u been homie zacki! u still single homie! & watching those nakes gals on your cell!! lool. time to find that bootilishius xalaamo that sways side to side like a japanese earthquake or your hands with come down with arithritus!! lol anyways, thnx 4 the shout out. keep the faith bro. l8tr

ok, I have an old Samsung cell phone thats locked & keeps coming with this message "No sim mode". Any one care to share how to unlock it so i can transfer my old phone book from there to my new i-phone 4g. Also, my old carrier was t-mobile & now i am with AT&T...so how do i xfer this old data to my new phone! any help is highly appreciate it folks. ciao.

A lot of people buy used Macs, and they often run into the problem of not knowing the admin password, so here is a way to get around not knowing the admin password on Macs. To reset your OS X password without an OS X CD you need to enter terminal and create a new admin account: Reboot Hold apple + s down after you hear the chime. When you get text prompt enter in these terminal commands to create a brand new admin account (hitting return after each line): mount -uw / rm /var/db/.AppleSetupDone (FYI-no space between /& .Apple) shutdown -h now After rebooting you should have a brand new admin account. When you login as the new admin you can simply delete the old one and you’re good to go again! WARNING: DONT DO THIS ON YOUR SYSTEM IF YOU L OST YOUR PASSOWORD SINCE THIS INTENDED ONLY IF YOU WANNA DO A FRESH NEW CONFIGURATION. OTHERWISE, U WILL LOSE ALL YOUR DATA YOU HAVE STORED ON THE COMPUTER!!

this is insane!! u add up all of this & it stinks to hi-heaven. (Crazy shiite) * (crazy Alshabab) / (foolish tfg) = hell on earth

shimbirti weeye duushi noo!! see my somali is perfect these days.

the sky is up negro! u see the blue & white star..u probably wont see it till I slap monkey outta of yah..lol. Well currently i am the chief of africans in la...but i am hating! africans problems are 2 weired. But i like the ladies though, they kol & feed me. I am liking the kenyan food so far. I cant stand the etho food. 2 many freaking canjaaro & u gotta use your hands. no good!! & how the freaking hell did i get this avatar. Libaax stop hating homie & gimme my old avatar! kabish. jb is lil bird!! i like that. Hey birdie birdie, aniguna dufuri!!

just carry alot of cash & flash the ladies by counting it!! lool...they will love u forever. if u broke, then dont even bother. xalimoos love cash.

so xaji is in the mood finally....watch xalimoos! U gonna be dealing with a full load

30 yrs wasted for nada! when they gonna learn...probably never.

u got a dude pic ...but u talk like female! so wazz up with dat dee? i dont keep guy buddies, never seen a maqaayad & never tried that jaat shyste, never been in room full of intoxicate mofos!! but i do keep a motel room for my hunnies! if u look 4 me, i be there! i cant even remember the name of the last one that i was with 2 nites ago! love the hunnies. but this style looks like 90s stuff!!

this thread is 2 gay....who the hell wears this crap. Something is definitely coming of the closet!! lol Lemme call ninyaaban & have him check out wat the hell is hiding in the is freaking closet.

aint been in here for eons! so just checking with yall! who is alive, buried, mia! me...just doing my own thang so my days r long but exciting. Have nice day stinkers...& keep rocking.

I likes all xaliimos...specially, the ones that shake their heads up & down and say yes, yes! thats awesome.

De the rest is sooooooo private!! what happens under the covers stays there. Your turn. But the funny shyte was when i met this home-gal who her family knew my family! it was a complete disaster. STay away from your tribe shyte when doing internet dating. Its a bomb that will explode on both of your faces. I gave her the name lollipop....& even the families some how found about her nickname. It was shocking!!

i did it alot of times......! it was kol. The hardest part was picking them up from the airport!! lool... so many times we passed each other & then finally i go...that must her when shes the only standing there looking around!! lool. I probably met like 4 xaliimos this way.

abaayo...everybody is under 21 forever in this space...adigo legal matahey!! do u eat jaat, drink, or get high!! if u do, then try somaliminsoota.com.

Originally posted by Oodweyne: ^^^ Rudy ,... Hence, as to why I am sure that my little nephew (who is a wee bit of a toddler) will genuinely burst his sides with laughter were he to come across your daily slapstick and buffoonish doings in right here of SOL , indeed... Regards, Oodweyne. He definitely more intelligent than all the sillylanders that i have come across..therefore, i will keep hope still alive.

achievements! may be u dont understand what this words means...i would recommend to check the dictionary again. cuz homie aint done shyte but f'd up this place to the max.