Yup...work was done by USA. dont forget that.

good tips nomad! anyways...lemme passed this to my cuz who is preparing to do this. ciao.

Well basically, usa is the pimp in un & tfg is the ho...so tfg babe-gal has to follow here master! simple

somaliland has a Madaxweyne! i have an idea 4 somaliland... may be instead of calling him Madaxweyne, they should call him Shan dako, then other countries will recognize somaliland as a country.

Israel never went thru developmental phase pple. Its & was a pre-packaged parcel delivered by USA! If u wanna talk about development cycles, then talk about India, china..etc. What the hell are flight 13teens reading these days! 2 much brain wash here!!

I prefer them not to dress at all!! Show me the money home-gal!! lol

niggas wearing Arab shyte!! See how brain washed r these mofos r!!

I was at this relief agencies meeting in downtown la the other day...& I couldnt stop hearing this 2 ppl standing next to me talking about the little dirty secrets of the so called relief providers tricks. This senior lady was telling this young dude..how to basically role the ball! So here what i heard! -Make sure that only agency staff is photographed by tv pple helping the locals. All local employees should be moved away from tv locations. No wonder food help agencies spend only 15% of their budget helping the actually victims. Reset goes to living large CEOs!

when u see this kind of a stuff...u just ask your self this q's: "I am a somali & have my pple all over this planet...so has this happened to any one that i know? Nope!! Next

For divorce, I just use my cell phone. It goes like this....YO babe-gal, its over.. so holla later. its done. i never marry under no western law. I always get married via cell phone....with some jungle bunny on the other side say shyte that i dont understand. I throw lil cash..i keep the xalimoo, as long as she good. Thats how it goes. No fuss or crap. keeping it real.

val me yob!! no way jose!! me 2 big 4 a boy!! mental pics of somalis is always the opposite. Some how nomads have this habit of twisted persona when u meet them indirectly, whether its online, via phone or through friends or relatives. So i usually grab the opposite persona when i meet somalis indirectly. So here is how I rate them: Kol calm persona --- red light. definitely a pycho. crazy weired type--- definitely kol person. kinship playa---definitely a thug. xalimo/farax who calls u alot-- definitely a fwb ( lookin 4 fool with lots of cash) lol xalimo/farax non-callers--definitely a nice ppl. u need to find a good friend of them to hook u up. gas-heads -- pple who pretend that they r well educated but have no jobs, live with parents or with kinships.

sol ladies sound 2 flaky for me! anyone else get that feeling? holla

so wat does SSC stand 4? Probably...Shyte Smells Crazy!! loooooool. I can probably pic myself coming to Sol meeting & everybody running for the door!! when I kiss ladies siting the front row on the lips then give them the sign to call me

malayacni.com...lol...good one

1st of all i aint no DAQAN CELIS....me is DAQGAN BADNEH. 2NDly, you somali lingo is no good...watch this...this wat u said .inalardu laaah waasic baa layidhi that aint no af somali homie-gal. damn canokes!

i will never go to london...! that place stinks to hi-heaven. Ugly gals, toothless population, f'dup food, bad language...etc what am i gonna do there! hell no..

Maxha kaaga 15 ha idiga!!

Passerby...u need to change that stinking Ethiopia flag before u join any somali social sites. Otherwise, pay attention to Dabrow. He will put a cap in your empty head. Which might be better for u!! since it aint working properly.

Wife #3...still a rooky

meesh waa la iso naaginaa miya!! lol. Aaliyyah i dont even remember who u r anymore?? i was gonna knock u out & call u that nice word close to a!! but since its ramadan & i am a big time hollywood shiikh, i forgive ok. lol. My kids/wife...r in somali in jowhar. they will be there untill both kids speak fluent somali. Thats rudy's law. So if u ever become my wife...remember Rudy's Law.

i betchya the mom was on the phone...u know how flight 13teens roll!! wapos....rip

norof!!! plz u dont wanna see 2 guys hugging each other!! i hate that shyte...2 faggish

u say Ramadan...u come with really buggie nonsense!! wtf

wHO cares...they should cry 24/7....otherwise, i will smack the shyte outta of them. They deserve that shyte...4 real

I name them HIIL-QUDON!!