Originally posted by -Shukri-: b: You're just broke and need the cash to take care of yourself?? |Peace|Love|Respect| [/QB] sista! i dont what u heard about u cant get a dime outta me i am #&^%$ vip!!!! :cool:

well brotha khayr since no one is brave enough to interject this matter, u got the unfortunate luck of getting a response from rudy@lol!! dont worry women will cry on every lil thing! its their nature!Lol! even if they cry, it dont mean they love yah! women just shed liquid when trouble comes! its like a clowns tear drops! its fake!! :eek:

The number of countries where the risk was categorized as "extreme" increased from two this year to three for 2004 in terrorists activites! if u ask me some whitie is trying to make a fast buck riding the scary wave of miss leading the numb skulls of the so called western society! who the heck did these countries terrorized! hah! we were terrorized by white govt selling weapons and supporting warlords who terrorized and distroyed our countries! give me a break! western media! i am just of these ppl craying wolf all the freaking time! who killed lummba, who jailed neslon mandella, who killed mohamoud harbi, who killed sayid mohd abdillah hassan! who killed gandi, who killed Martin luther jr! i say wait till the darks ones wake up! u aint seen nothing yet! white bread!!! just keeping on! your day will come! now check is this nomads!!! excite.com

well what i can say! he was caught in a sticky situation! come on! didnt u ever wondered what was wrong with this chap! for king and he missed it up! i some how think that he was showing it when he was running wearing kilts!lol!! but nobody got it! he aint no scott! so now that the cat is out of bag! plz wait and see the drama unfold....! i believe this wont bring the house down! since most brits have passed Greece when it comes to sissys manners! but surely the house is gonna rock hard!!

no suprise there! aye! u leave a gurux and shagg with foolxumo! who looks like a halloween nitmare! well, i always wondered why! but its clear as mud now! mark my word! this house has been decaying for sanado badan! what we got here is rotten apples! yo reer magalda fuusha xun, ilaahya ha iidin gar gaaro! oh! by the way! our city is probably next to yours folks when it comes to fowl socities! so we feel your pain!

Originally posted by -Shukri-: But getting back to the topic, I'm not sure what the guys do but a friend of mine is totally into this guy and she talks about him 24/7!!..do guys do that too? :confused: |Peace|love|respect| nope! only when i see her! rest, i am thinking about how to make mucho $$$$!

[Andrew Burgin, spokesman for the Stop the War Coalition, said the group expects about 60,000 people to join an Unwelcome Bush march through London on Nov. 20. In Trafalgar Square, the group will pull down a specially erected statue of Bush, the coalition's Web site said. Blair's warm relationship with Bush has antagonized many of his Labor Party lawmakers who opposed the war, and anti-war campaigners have promised demonstrations during Bush's visit] this should be a site to see!!!

i dont no how ppl eat this stuff! first of all with all these diseases like mad cow, cloned meat, meat/food subistitutes, genetical modified fruit/vegatables etc., i dont understand how can one go to mcdonald or kfc! i buy a leg of lamb or goat from halaal place and just cook twice a week! rest i freezed in portions and then just warmed when i get hungry.

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions." How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead. "How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . . you become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . . . YOU BECOME 21, YESSSS!!! But then you turn! 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk. He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 . . . and your dreams are gone. But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would! So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60. You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; "I was JUST 92." Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!" May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!! HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctor worry about them. That is why you pay him/her. 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. 3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. " An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's. 4. Enjoy the simple things. 5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. 6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive. 7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. 8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. 9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is. 10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity. AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

ILLAAHAY HAA UNAXAARISTOO! my condolences to his family and wife. but i am definitely, against his divide and rule politics he preached!! sorry about your uncle sista! but we all leave lagcey whether good or bad. its part of being human. by the way, r u from the pepper (change to somali and u will get who i am talking about) family side!!

a brave brotha indeed! i support him all the way! good luck hommie!

comatose! u hear everybodies conversation and wonder why they so worried while u feel so cushy!

Originally posted by Athena: A nomad you want to whoop his/her *** Mobb_Deep ouch!lol!!

my advice to u2! .................................................................................................................................................... get a room!lol! just joking aigt!

its too early to predict this now. but if history predicts the future, as they say, then lil bushy is done! reer bush somehow iraq is their undoing! that said, the donkeys dont have well known ppl running for the office. i chose Kerry! but his wife is another time bomb! if he can keep her under control, i think hes got a very good chance. what ever happened to african american politicans! lately, they have disappeared except for Al, who wont get nothing since the jews dont like him.

i havent come across nomad orginal jokes around hear so i wanna start a time tested nomad jokes. so if u got some, please share. this one is classic which was passed from generations.. ok! to understand this joke, u need to know 2 words: pronto--means hello or ready in italian occupato--means busy! long time ago in xamar when u mak a call, you will get a central operator and depend whether the line was busy or free, you will get occupato if busy and pronto if line is available. ok here comes this somalilander---this a true story. he wanned to make call and some how every time he calls he kept getting occupato female message. so he got pissed. he started talking to the phone and this is what said. NAYAA 0CCUPATO, PRONTO KA FIICAN! and hanged up!

Amina Shiekh went to class. i guess we will see her when she has NO CLASS! WHATS A MALI! please gimme a break! have u seen this lately, alot of nomads denying their orgin. we this dude last in some Etho-club! he comes asking if i am mali...then i asked him the same and he goes my mom is mali but not me! i go whatever hommie and told him asta la vista! he was showing off to some chicks!!

rudy..how did i get this nickname...well many moons ago, when i was xalimo uneducated, i meet this xalimo, so to call her i had to use a non nomad name pretend to be someone calling regarding bills since she paid the home bills. so i ask her what name to use so the pasword was rudy...hello is this rudy calling from bank of america can please speak to zahra! and it worked. so she & her friends started calling rudy...!

Profound & Deep thoughts to make you smile.. 1) My galfriend and I broke up over religious differences. She thought that she was a goddes and I didn't! 2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. 3) I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me! 4) Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. 6) Dont q's authority, blow them away. 7) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. 8) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 9) Quoting one is plagiarism; Quoting many is research. 10) I'm not a complete ***** , just some parts are missing. 11) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 12) NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, coughing, why-oh- why-is-the-room spinning medicine. 13) The trouble with life is there's no background music. 14) God must love ****** people; he made so many. 15) The gene pool could use a little chlorine, otherwise xalimos will be sweet. 16) It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you. 17) I took an IQ test and the results were negative. 18) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. 19) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 20) To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer. 21) Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

take the love test and it will tell your chance! good luck! web page

A store that sells farah husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many farahs. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the farahs increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a farah from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building. So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These farahs have jobs. xalimo reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These farahs have jobs and love, kids. Then xalimo remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 -These farahs have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" xalimo says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 -These farahs have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims xalimo, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight. The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 -These farahs have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day.

gee! u mean i can get hooked in africa! well lemme get the hick outta here! xalimos tripping too hard and get fresh, home grown stuff!!! aight how many farahs wanna go for x-mass vacations to nomadland, rise your hand if u jigy with this!

i thing love is an alien disease! and it has no cure! scriptures dont talk about it! humans have no clue how to deal with! scientists have no explanation for it! you cant touch but u can feel it! you cant pass to some it but overtime u can heal it! if it hits, u fall like a fool! u make an A$$ out of yourself! u only one want person out of 10 billion! dont forget it throw adan out of jana! (foolish xawa) i would have been in heaven served by 72 germans! so do animals fall in love too??? u know they make love!!

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gimme a break! i am dining, driving, spoiling xalimo all over town! on my dime! then she shines nigga! And u telling me that i am abusing her!!wow wow! hold-up there! i think i am getting abused! where is my basic human rights heya! lets put down the chips for real!!! forget about the cry wolf kakaa!