looks r like a dozen a dime! u cant judge a book by the cover! and u dont wanna go against the grain! na'mean! what the main man said (saw). so, just chill with who your heart feels the most! love is a crazy thing! dont follow that road too deep or u will get lost! if there is no mutual attraction, love, repect then, its over......! done deal! at least to me! but, i willing to listen to any other says about this topic, since this is playing in corner now!! i heard this that if u and the wife dont live together 4 yrs, than that qualifies for an auto-magical divorce!! any clue anyone!!

Originally posted by Nin-Yaaban: what is metro-sexual? i only know what homo-sexual is, but i dont think thats what you mean. so whats metro sexual anyways? lol!!! that was funny nin-yaaban...gotta be a uk slang!!!

dang! these guys r so polite! oh! my chat 1st question was the bomb! r u a virgin??? some of the de ladies will just logout so fast... some be like! what! u crazy boy!! if they say yes, i go bye! keep it tight fgm!! which can shortened my list! cuz, i usually end up with single mothers!!lol...

well i am grey sista! but i wanna to black really.

ck--break a leg home-gal! 21 wow! u is just prime time home-gal! at that age, i dont even recall much of it! so enjoy and celebrate!! welcome to the other side!!

i wanna thank yall from the bottom of my heart! yall really gave me that last kick, yall stroke it 4 me!!! home-gal is toast! she gonna be getting the whole encilada!!lol... i did my thang alone all my life, so i go into this deal by my own with no prisoners held!! so, i say bring it on babe!! i made a deal with pops & hes cool with that!! just negotiate dang!! whaddaya gotta lose! aye!! nada!! or zero! homie is actually my biggest fan! holla! hes the bomb! she is freaking out there asking me what i am going 2 wear, what i mna say, what my hair looks like, i told her dont worry, i be styling home-gal... lol. someone should tell her to look 4 the guy in jeans and leather jackets!lol.. coz rudy is anti cool! u feel me! hey, i aint no dweep! with a 3 piece suit! babe, i dance to a different drum! anyway, my goal is to win her hand so dont get me wrong aigt! so, i can bent to whatever she needs, holla if u feel me. i aint no fool! word!! all i know, my 1st dedication will go to all the single homies in this site! 4 real!!! if u get my drift! well, so long & may Allah leads all to the good way all the time! so some day! i will be back here, to tell my adventure into haliimo-land! hey dont get me wrong!lol... but i was kinda excepting lil shout out 4rom admins! lol.. what! dey 2 busy!!!lol.. i guess they r really to busy!lolololol.. yo, just another rudy low punch!!!! some how inan yabin dont feel that way!! lol.. Admins, yall got your work to do!! & all i call is dont get her pissed! hello... she can do some damage!! i learn that the hard way!! ok, she way a member here before, but work and her last school didnt give much time to come here any longer!!! other than that, she loves u all... peace and out! i go and catch the big bird now! ps: i hope my pland dj and my sland wife are expecting the lil the kid that was rescued from a crocodile jaws!! peace! life goes one!!

i say, u never know. give her a chance, na',mean, she come to a new spot. why judge before any crime is committed! may be its a different changed nasra!! dont judge a book by the cover! peace!

u kown as the saying goes camel-boy! dont trust no camel-boy! so i amna take a rain check on this for now! since i hired a pland dj... u feel me! i ama equal opportunity employer ok!! but hey.. if xalimo acts funny, i might holla at u homie!! peace!!

1- you have a camel symbol as the site logo. 2- Every time sland is mention u feel and an earth quake in bosaaso! 3- some admins are from burcao! so shut up slanders. 4- Hiraan is of limits topic! REPERESNT!!! 5- Not enough guys named bootan or mataan in the site! infact 1 of the last dude banned was bootan! 5- u get the feeling that Riyaale is only one term dude! 6- libaax owns a store in Hargeeysa! 8- slanders r almost equal to the planders loggers! 9- kismayo has not be been added yet to the map of pland in this site at least! and #10. 10- pland is a vertical state! u got any problem with that!!!

that was really fun ok! so pm or i am history! na'mean!!lol... u know what mean! aigt!

lemme ask u a q's! u aint even logged in to this site homie! is under cover!lol... hey! anyway, thx.....bro! ce la vie! aigt! later!!

hey bro! i expected more than that from u!!lol just kidding homie! thanks! but u know what! i am waiting 4 your day!lol... homie! word is that u is prime time! bro!

ok! since some ppl got fascinated about this! i wanna just come to the bat and tell u about my home swing! basically it was a home run!!! i just told home-gal to check pops, and she did a good job! the funny thing was, i got along good with her sista and the mom, so i was home free! pops was toast!!lol.. take it from me homies, thats were u wanna do a good job! de the ladies in de family!!lol.. yo!so the pops is on my side now! god bless him! hes like asking what i need when i come there! i am like, well buy me a hosguntee! u know i aint one! and it available in la! he like dont worry! do u want jat! i like no, i never did it! but i will watch u do it! no problem! he is like cool! i dont either but others be doing it, do u mind! i said no, its cool! whatever......! so, i get there next weekend somewhere in the friking east coast! so by next week this time, please toast me! JIIRUS!LOL! here is the thing i kept asking myself! why and why go thru this life being single & miserable! coz thats what are, when u r grownup & is single really! hey, just find someone u kind trust & go 4 it! u will never regret it! aint that how u came here! well, she really respects me and i do! & thats the magic, R E S P E C T! u dig!!! so does that mean anything to yall!lol.. can u sing that song to me!!lol. please remember that we are the future for a very proud ppl, no matter what part of nomaliand u from, keep you chin up, dont take no bull from no1 and RESPECT your fellow ones! after all they are your bros/sistas! wish me good luck and my fellow sland and pland, homies! dee shame on u! u stinking the place & ha daaba chill and look deep inside your souls! we are the same! walaayaal! okeeya! then, i will introduce yall to.... mrs rudy! r u all ready rudy 4 her!!!!!!!!! lemme hear yall make some noise!!!!!!!!

[You are a secular Muslim. You are a cultural or secular Muslim. You might identify yourself with the Muslim community, but like Kareem Abdul Jabbar, you have no problems with beer commercials. Islam provides you with more of a social setting or community than a set of religious beliefs. You may live by many of the basic principles of Islam, but you do not necessarily choose to attribute them to Islam. You are probably not too comfortable with many of the social restrictions often associated with Muslim organizations or societies] I demand a Make TEST!! YO!! this was a triky test!! :confused:

Darman -- it could be the glutton for punishment syndrome playing here!!

la style: first: u meet her in de chat room! 2nd: u fly over there, get a motel, say hi this is axmed (false name). 3rd: u taught she was a virgin but she aint when she visits you! in your state... cool!!! 4th: she call u back couple of days later and gets this message.... u have reached a # thats no longer in service, please hang up and dail the correct #!!!! :mad:

yeah! i went thru that! and its was hard to say the least. u know what did! i started travelling! man and that was the answer. i did a lil soul searching! visited the family, friends etc., boy! it was like magic! i came back fully charged!! we all human and get lost some times in the mix! but just move and things will become so much clearier! try it nomad!! basically, it removes stress and the fog in your mind away!! :cool:

u know, i aint pissed with what the slanders are doing, some how i am pissed with other somalis who are sort of jealous and angry about this ordeal happening in London Town! hey, let them kiss Tony's a$$! let see what they get aigt! it aint gonna hold water ok! so relax!! okey! i just dont understand why planders get all fussy and hissey about any move slanders make! yo, do your own thing homies! if you consider yourself plander! dont be a cry babe aigt! u see how low slander got! they gotta go back to where they were 30yrs ago and kiss the masters butt! leave them alone! we will see what they get! it just another add up boy pat on the back!! so gone slander, let see what your master gives u!!

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oh!!nasty!!!!!!!!! but funny!! i had a similar enocunter back in the days, however, it was not chicken, but the sista did #1 in the class!! 2nd grade yall! i never looked her way again! yo that stink the place!!! it was like aa aaha, i dont know u home gal! dont be looking at me!! some how i still remember her face!!!

[if those who lived by lies died by lies there would be nobody on wall] now that always rings a bell with me!!! always question everything! no matter how many ppl say its correct!!!

now! this real suddens my heart for this young innocent kid! i hope the poster's intentions were all good, and not some kind of egotistical shenanigan!!since this got posted on a political thread where as they say, politics stinks to high heaven. lately, there has been alot of ill conceived postings depicting nomads in utter distress due to human tragedies. Please, be very sensitive about it and try your best not to belittle these human calamities and show complete respect for them. after all, its with grace of Allah that these have happend! we all know who we are, we are here today and gone tomorrow! we should not be making fun of any one that is suffering coz of disease, starvation or any debilitating forms of life!!!

ok! stoic, i hear yaa! i was getting spooked out! na'mean! but as long as u folks breathing, just pop your head, give the peace sign or something so i know u folks live and well...! it aint nothing just chilling! just holla lil bit!

i get motivated by others!! like my friends wife! she did mis in grad school while she was pregnant with 2nd baby! and the farax who won the lotto, moved back home and was air left a yr later unconsciously! with no penny in his pocket! where is the money? :mad: and also get a very deep motivation from dhalinyaro who diz their culture, who think Ruben of American Idol is sexy! ( r u blind), e.g: now correct me if i am wrong! this dude is like over 300lbs and let us say Valerie is like 120lbs so god forbid, if this guy slips and falls on top of her! lil Val could be history! so dont mess with Ruben! :confused: