chillout ppl! n plz no cursing, special to ladies any body can say any thing about a thread... but africans, dont get personal plz! yo! cuz i am get busy with yall!! that aint gonna be pretty!! Can u dig it!!

go figure!! bro! to borrow a phrase! i did give my sermon to that wiil-to-wiilo brotha!lolol... hope hes following the manual to the last page!! lol.. i am still working on the manual for the xalimo-to-n the married dudes!! letchya know when its ready!!

me, from jail in xamar (family was in) to abu dhabi to la! thats why i need a good sense of humor!!

yeah! u know how its underdog! somalis age starts these days when landed at the airport!! so here is the formula for calculating xalimos ages!! landing time + 10yrs= xalimos age now u know!!

say whaaaaaaat! ladies...well first goodmoring! and 2ndly.... before rudy puts u ladies on foot patrol!!lol...! i am taking applications for wife #2? y 2 interested? drop me a line.!!!

shayaday! u wanna keep this outta of her cuz she is vious! u dont wanna get her ratting! namean! word to the wise!! :confused:

44 did u shot yourself!! i am praying 4 u now!! hope u make bro!! lololl..

jb thats gonna be like playing the lottery!!! good luck! me and the rest that hit the jack pot! call us lucky!!! if not wait 4 my book! faarax hookups w/o drama xalimoos!! :confused:

and then rudy will scream siii goglaaaayeeeeeee!!!!

i aint seen no lions in my life except detriod lions! but these guys aint no lions but chickens!! baq baaqaaq!! nameen!! however, once i went camping in jr high in north cali and ecounter some crazy chickens....! lol.. we were told to get the eggs from them and on day this chick pook the hell outta me!! man that was brutal! so next day, i decide to hold the chickens peek and get the eggs! this worked like a charm!! so i guess! i up the anti and u call me chicken sanka ka taabte!!!!!!!! hey it worked!! :confused:

i believe jaat baa so dhacay!! u feel me! lolol. chew dangit!!

dude! i got joe and nelly! on this link! that was coool!!thx bud!

so hes now running around naked! only in somali can u find a naked pres!! illahyoo astur dhuqa!! amiin!

so u heard of the pimping!lolol..and u believe that hah! hibo! newbees in town havent gone yet thru the school of hard knocks like us oldies did! so dont hold it on any value!! my advice, plz obstain from judgement till u have a face to face encounter with the person!! u know how scorn one could ozz out dizzs!!

reality sucks! dont it! dont front, debate sista!

yo we need our space like 1 of the space gal (pepper) said! lets face it u ladies are only useful to us half of the month, the rest u is out of action! so what does homie gotta do!! u tell me!! also, we need to talk business and catch with homie agendas! namean! u know when i talk to homies about my day to day problems, the elders really r the ones who guide me thru, cuz they been through it!! yall know how u ladies can dramatize shyte!! to say the least, i am glad i got homies i can count on through the rough period!!lolol...u know life aint honey and sugaa! sometime u hit rough times!! peace yall! i would also suggest to have a married ppl section!!i believe this could help a lot!! since this group is growing day by day! :confused:

this was my favourite poem during my jr high!! its about dream! read it to the end to follow it. ODE TO A NIGHTINGALE by: John Keats (1795-1821) I. Y heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains My sense, as though of hemlock I had drunk, Or emptied some dull opiate to the drains One minute past, and Lethe-wards had sunk: 'Tis not through envy of thy happy lot, But being too happy in thy happiness,-- That thou, light-winged Dryad of the trees, In some melodious plot Of beechen green, and shadows numberless, Singest of summer in full-throated ease. II. O for a draught of vintage that hath been Cool'd a long age in the deep-delvèd earth, Tasting of Flora and the country green, Dance, and Provençal song, and sunburnt mirth! O for a beaker full of warm South, Full of the true, the blissful Hippocrene, With beaded bubbles winking at the brim, And purple-stainèd mouth; That I might drink, and leave the world unseen, And with thee fade away into the forest dim: III. Fade far away, dissolve, and quite forget What thou among the leaves hast never known, The weariness, the fever, and the fret Here, where men sit and hear each other groan; Where palsy shakes a few, sad, last gray hairs, Where youth grows pale, and spectre-thin, and dies; Where but to think is to be full of sorrow And leaden-eyed despairs, Where Beauty cannot keep her lustrous eyes, Or new Love pine at them beyond to-morrow. IV. Away! away! for I will fly to thee, Not charioted by Bacchus and his pards, But on the viewless wings of Poesy, Though the dull brain perplexes and retards: Already with thee! tender is the night, And haply the Queen-Moon is on her throne, Clustered around by all her starry Fays; But here there is no light, Save what from heaven is with the breezes blown Through verdurous glooms and windless mossy ways. V. I cannot see what flowers are at my feet, Nor what soft incense hangs upon the boughs, But, in embalmèd darkness, guess each sweet Wherewith the seasonable month endows The grass, the thicket, and the fruit-tree wild; White hawthorne, and the pastoral eglantine; Fast fading violets cover'd up in leaves; And mid-May's eldest child, The coming musk-rose, full of dewy wine, The murmurous haunt of flies on summer eves. VI. Darkling I listen; and for many a time I have been half in love with easeful Death, Call'd him soft names in many a musèd rhyme, To take into the air my quiet breath; Now more than ever seems it rich to die, To cease upon the midnight with no pain, While thou art pouring forth thy soul abroad In such an ecstasy! Still wouldst thou sing, and I have ears in vain-- To thy high requiem become a sod. VII. Thou wast not born for death, immortal Bird! No hungry generations tread thee down; The voice I hear this passing night was heard In ancient days by emperor and clown: Perhaps the self-same song that found a path Through the sad heart of Ruth, when, sick for home, She stood in tears amid the alien corn; The same that oft-times hath Charm'd magic casements, opening on the foam Of perilous seas, in faery lands forlorn. VIII. Forlorn! the very word is like a bell To toll me back from thee to my sole self! Adieu! the fancy cannot cheat so well As she is fam'd to do, deceiving elf. Adieu! adieu! thy plaintive anthem fades Past the near meadows, over the still stream, Up the hill-side; and now 'tis buried deep In the next valley-glades: Was it a vision, or a waking dream? Fled is that music: -- Do I wake or sleep?

sujui ladies relax! it was just a low blow!! yall dont have to get into my case!!lolol.. aigt! u ruala can kiss my know what...my dhabano! okey! any time! so chill! i just dropped my sujui gal friend at airport on her way to mn, she be calling and straighten you azz up! so dont fret!! dang, your fuse is getting shorter!! is it the snow!! tell me i gotchya back!! i know what yall say about us malendos!! :confused:

dont u love fridays! its my favourate day! but then it throws u a curve from time to time! where cy is missing, i immediately jumped on the phone and called Nairobi! here is what went down!! ring! ring! hello, can i speak mr cy! oh i am sorry sir but he aint here! some answered with thick Elvis type of voice! i kept silent for about 15secs. then I go hey.....is that u Elvis! whaddya doing in Africa! Elvis, goes well i kinda like the ppl, the animal, its remainds me of graceland!! ppl sleep here till noon, then getup to get high rest of the day!! i loved that man!! i got annoyed and shouted, whatever fat honky! and I hanged up. so have u seen cy? he could be dressed up as a clown!! look 4 a goofy clown!!>

hey weyne! i found solution 4 the sujui ladies! problem... change her legal name to MUSHAAREEY! and take her to the zoo every month and to visit the chimpanzes!! she be right at home!! namnagaani!

its not objected but neither encouraged! reason being....! First cousins are somewhat more likely than unrelated parents to have a child with a serious birth defect, mental retardation or genetic disease. First cousins are somewhat more likely than unrelated parents to have a child with a serious birth defect, mental retardation, genetic disease or serious problems like spina bifida, cystic fibrosis or blood disorders which i have no cures upto now!! i havent seen any somalis married to their first cousins so far!! its a condoned partice in my corner!!

this is an arab culture shyte! ff, it has not to do with diin or somali culture... & u wont find this in the koran!! sometimes though, ff, u kinda make suspicious!! lol.. anyway, there are alot of regions where this phenomina took place already, like texas hello!! lolol.. Jordan and Isreal!! what u find in these countries are highest % of retarded kids due to blood problems!!! anyway, ff, as humans, allah gave us brains so we can reason and chose wisely!! but not follow some ill gotten tradition from sex-belwidered baudwee!!

yo nafta....since u is so ducthie..what is der weiner schlinder !! this dutch customer keeps saying that!! can u explain to me!!

during my rockie yrs, i use to be with this strange xalimo who use to rub vassaline all ova my body and hers too! she assured me that my body needed it! i kinda took it face value n believed! but hey, i kept slide off the bed at nite!! on the other hand, i was lubricated like a well oiled machine!! so i couldnt say no!! i was caught in between...! i like this homie's spirit after 9 strikes, he must feel the Durcel bunny! he keeps on ticking!! hey sometimes, u have to go through alot of rubbish before u find the true one!! but guys, a company is working on pill called-- XALIMO COMPATIBILITY RESOLVER!!! (xcr)Go get your supplies while they last and slip her couple a day! then u should have no problems!! right!! however aj N single dudes, u have no idea whats waiting for u! i suggest u guys become catholic priests rather face natural-born-xalimos!! lol..

case history#1:somali virtual country take a look at my dad: he has retired yrs! we built him a 5 bdrm house in the bourgi sections of the hargeysa since all his friends retired. de house is self sufficient with its solar panel, sat-tv phone connections i cant even pronounce! hes runs from the gulf every summer to his villa... rest of the time hes globe trouting!! :confused: hes not very old and healthy! he can still work!! buttttt no, he get $300 from his 6 kids!! man is a upper middle class according to western stds! he dont taxes to no one, eat you uncle sam!!and all he does daily is gossip about who is bad and who is not!! i believe this the case with the majority of the elders so i dont believe they wanna create a physical country but rather a virtual one! why not! we have a virtual Pres and govt so its normal that we have a country like that too! everytime something breaks in this country, we should release a new service pack and resolve the problem this way instead of fight each other or some other nation!!....okey!