homie u either is the luckiest hommbre or the most gullible one! dont which 1 u is yet! but time is the teacher as they say!! good luck!!

now help me if i am wrong here! the only time i have to spend on coffee shop is when a xalimo asks me to stop at a starbucks!! so what gives here!! :confused: otherwise, i never go there!! or listen to bbc!!

send $300 a month! what? u renting the dude!! lol that sounds like the oldest profession in the world, namean!! why dont u spend $100 on a local faraax! and get it right away!! :confused:

shaah ka macaan! deeh u gotta a stiff competition with jackoo!! me, since this a dream gal! i wanna gal that can only say YES! and THANK YOU!! thats my dream gal!!

-the Pope just died!! -c/y in car accident with broken back! -mj admits that he prefers young boyz -laura bush caught kissing an afgani women! -sadam hussein is missing!!

well congrats og-gal! babe u come a long way!! wlc to married life as they say!! lol... just one advise! just always say nacam! n smile!! that will get u outta lot of troubles!! patience is de word!! other than that! dedicate one to sol!! n scream loud!! and YOur wedding song should be: keith sweet! i wanna know what turns one!!

hey, havent u heard of identity thieft!! someone has smacked sista!! hire a lawyer!! N u know john aint available!! right!! :confused:

dont look no further! i need #2! thats right!! u see! u be getting a training on the job! so no problem!! besides, i amna start u like part-time kinda thingy!! so PEACE! (with 2 fingers pointing at you) and if u pass the REAR-VIEW!! u can pick 2 days outta the week!! (sat/sun not included...these are reserved 4 senior partner) holla back yo, i be waiting!!

if my grandmotha read this story, she would have blurped BALAAYO KU MARTAY!! LOL..

there are 3 naturals before a a city can become a capital! 1- it has to have a stop sign! 2- it has to have one public restroom! 3- it has to have on shaneemo! this place aint got any of these requirements! so what gives!!

u is dead meat homie!! if u dont believe me, check your welcoming caraweeylos party!! if i was u, i would split to a different planet! with hands covering u know what!! lol.. just all joking bro! them sistas r the best!! u gotta be one lucky chap! to get hellos from these angeles! and dont be shy! they all available!! for a small fees! i can give u some helpfull faqs!! so holla!!

sue stay with the yellow bills!! good to heya from u! i kinda thought that cupid's arrow gotchaya bulls eye!! wiilo! again! u gonna break jlo's record gal! lol... did u exposed jacaylboro already!! lol og-gal! i am worried about yaha!! we gonna bring u to dr phil's show!! to get some good help!! forget about them kuwait boyz! aigt! they aint it!! loosers!!

rokko M_depp! i knew there was something goofy about yall!! lol... i call that place the beans city!! bring your gas when u there!! word!.

arizona broke my heart! but hey, my team ucla lost early, check them next year!! this was good games... i am not sure but is nc is there! that be my next team!!

i would have toasted u azz long time ago!! what a nerve!! its not good to string ppl like this! i am sure u wont like it, if some1 played u out like that!! be true!! or else, u know pay back is a biatch!!

huh! og-gal sweetie, u cant compare apples n oranges! these countries u talk about have functioning govts! while our country dont! but anyway, my point was to high light the distructions that foreign soldiers can bring to our society, since mojority of these countries are christains!! anyone knows! a drank armed soldier aint no good site to run into! i pray u dont sista!! cuz if u do, plz dont count me!! i am fleeing faster than speeding OJ simpson!! u r on your own! sista

these guys yall talking were working for the somali govt and doing their job! then!> the question is, what have u done lately? c/y blew it when he went to bed with ethiopia!! and i believe thats gonna be the nail in his coffen! ethiopia is out of the question!! its a dead horse to all somalis and any politican who entertains, might as well pack up is bag n leave!! :eek:

i long 4 it! just to see all of us in one united country! do u? one nation, under allah, speaking same language n that has the same culture, why not!! i believe that will be the biggest party on earth! so let me us know how u will clibrate n well come this occassion! 4 me, it will a human chain link from jabouti to mandeeria!! does anybody heya know where mandeeria is??

garoowee kulaha! plz gimme a city thats listed in the world map! where the heck is this lil bloody piece of hell! i must looked 30 maps..... & it aint listed no freaking place!! does this place have a stop sign??? just wondering!!!!! :confused:

jumatatu! its not right to dizz some1's opinion! if u disagree, u provide your pov! sharfta is ka fiiqin!! on a different note, we have experinced what nigerian troops have accomplished in their peace keeping efforts in west africa, which is a shame! i mean, nigeria is not country that has +ve image in our world. their politicans r corrupted n vile! so U WANT TO TRUST THESE ****** !! PLEASE DONT INSULT ME!! UGANDA! AINT THEY STILL fighting WITH REBELS!! i can pic these so called peace keepers getting into warlord pay rolls!! plz gimme, something i can diguest!! not calool xahnoon!! :confused:

gabdo, ma waxaad rabtan private session! dhee make an appt!! yaah!! otherwise, abaayooyin, boga ika dhaafa!! okey! peace!!

LOL! one thing hya! name sucks! so i will like to change it to! somkenytpothia!! i believe that sounds betta!! hit it!! :cool:

from the get go! i said homie aint gonna GO to Baydhabo ! but the big-balad!! how come yall didnt feel this! come yall! yall feel the game!! but here is the thing! somalia is GONNA BE FROM PLAND TO B-LAND! AND THATS BELETWEEYNALAND! THE REST--I MEAN GOING SOUTH 4ROM B-LAND IS GONNA BE CALLED BANAADIRLAND!! U GET THE PIC!! WORD!! :eek:

i just did my gas expense this week! and its over $100.00! guess what! i am forking 4 some kuwait old sheik's vigras bill who cant get up no more!! cuz he gotta have a virgin every thursday nite!! i betta off importing a donkey for xamar!! i am pissed pres!! :mad: :mad: 3 dollas a gallon!! in la that wacks me off!!

i feel like that i wanna get next to yah! how about yah! u ask? right!! its just a feeling! gal! :confused: