olol! homie! u shot it on the head!! i likes it!! bravo bro!! u laid it out it like its!! now the q's is, what is it gonna take to make the clan cheerleaders to understand that they aint fooling nobody but themselves!! aint this site of full of clan cheerleaders who think they can fool ppl!! but u can smell them a mile away!! holly smoke!! lol.... what a punch of hypcrites!! :confused:

lol@xu!!!.... dont u just love how loose nomads tongues r? i am like rumours ville??? i am not a FAANISH person! but i gotta work for living.... last rumour that i heard about myself is that!!! roll the drums!! "i am from puntland" actually this rumour turn out to be a blessing!!lol.. since ppl that had this rumour were PUNISH (anti-pland)!! next day, at starbucks, after they cleared the rumour, i was showered with laites!! :confused:

that pic needs to be hung from the front door of the museum!! ppl need to know what happened there and make sure it never happens again!! image if shidane was a jews or white. the whole world would have been in up roar!! flithy racist mofs!!.. :mad: :mad:

remember a mind that plays a game is a devils workshop!! no need to play games, just have imaan and u be find!! ****** ppl play games and they endup getting hurt!! true words....! :confused:

lol@modesty!! abaar ba ku heshay!! dont worry sista!! hey guys! any volunteers 4 the sista in need!! remember, allahayna agar baad ka halee!! thats funny!! lol.......! sing it modesty! i believe in miracles where u from u sexy thing..........loooooool..

lol@modesty!! abaar ba ku heshay!! dont worry sista!! hey guys! any volunteers 4 the sista in need!! remember, allahayna agar baad ka halee!! thats funny!! lol.......! sing it modesty! i believe in miracles where u from u sexy thing..........loooooool..

Ruala, so whoish your daddy-faraax thats gonna put yah to work?? lol!! guess, i ceyah when u have no class!! congrat!! gone gal! rock the world!!!

WE ARE THE Marriage Club Brigade! and this our motto!! "I’m not interested in their looks. I’m not interested in their marital statues. I’m not even bothered if they were really men masquerading as women. It’s all about the idea of a woman, female, feminine, kind, soft, sexy, alluring, sweet sounding woman!" U DIG!! :mad: :mad:

yeah i know a future one... dr phil and he will taking to u like this!! Son, u and i know that they aint no way to tell the future!! so I suggested to you not to call the psychic hot line and waste your! thats obselote shame son...! :confused:

stoic from now on i be calling siyollo!!!

excuse me what happen may 18 now!! come again!! what was the bloody questions!! :confused: :confused:

hey rayaaan, everytime i go there, its jammed packed!! what time do u go there!! we gonna setup a chat-patrol, u wanna be a member, get an instance messenger...and i hook u up!! peace!!

jumataata!! that aint bad bro!! i was trying to blast these ppl whoo claim to be nomads but they dont know AF Somali!! Ganjid WAXUU KU YALAALA DUUNTAADAH!! DUUNTO IDHIIN GODAY!! :mad: waar daqankiin barta!! dont like souless ppl!!

all i know is that its call mojo in sawaahiili!! so if u here the word mojo followed by someones name, u can bet, hes got mojo problems.

A wealthy old lady decided to go on a photo safari in Africa. She took her faithful pet poodle along for company. One day, the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long the poodle discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The poodle thinks, "OK, I'm in deep trouble now! Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the poodle exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here." Hearing this, the leopard halts his attach in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes over him, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That poodle nearly had me." Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the poodle saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine." Now the poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet...and just when they get close enough to hear, the poodle says.... "Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard!" THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS: SOMETIMES BS AND BRILLIANCE ARE THE SAME!

oops! the fine just went up! for Anyone from Somalinet (hell-hole)!!! THESE FOLKS SHOULD SERVE AS A MAID FOR SOL MEMBER FOR AT LEAST 2 WEEKS!!! so michael, u be mine!! so plz dress up in that blk and white maid uniform and & come on down !! i need to see u down on your knees scribing my floors!! sol members plz, pick you maid before supply runs out!!!!!!

u crazy homie!! lol

WE NEED A HASSING FOR THE NEWBEES!!! African Village. what do you Suggest! 1- i suggested that all newbees deposite $100 fees in sol bank as insurance! in that case, if they insult ppl, they be fined. Hit me back with Ideas!! Yo Michael werent from the somalinet site!

have heard the saying that action speaks louder than words! or r u living in palace in the desert as a talking head for them wacko princes!! u seem to be on their side 4 some reason!! :confused: what gives!!

to this new member, i wanna welcome u and unless u r r2d2, please change serial number to you handle that way, i dont have to address as the person without #4!! :confused:

TIPS FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE 1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant for good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays. I go on Fridays. 2. We sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Ontario and mine is in California. 3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. 4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time," she said. So I suggested the kitchen. 5. When we go to the shopping mall, we always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. 6. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because she thought there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She said, "In the lake." 7. Before you take the leap into matrimony, remember this: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. 8. In fact, statistically 100 percent of all divorces start with marriage. 9. As for myself, I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. 10. I haven't spoken to my wife in almost a year. I don't like to interrupt her. 11. I'll admit the last fuss we had was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I answered, "Dust" the stands for the Dawg house!! does that ring a bell!! :confused:

oh man! the Sikhs! give it away!! lol... ~

i am still searching for a surah of quran that says women must wear a hijab!!!.... the jury is still out on this one!! looks like we r fullfilling the ibn saud wife standards! :confused:

is this the first time it rained there!! lol... never mind! just kidding!! looks beautiful!! lol..its time for the annual bathing!! lol.. yo! its a joke, dont shot me!! aigt!!

u folks did! i tip my hat to yall! lets not stop there and move fwd! like all somalis boycotting travel to sa for next three months or quardinated demostrations, as ql stated! i know action speaks louder than words, but lemme know your ideas!! lets us not stop there!!