wiilo, u cant be both! otherwise, i will advise to check ole farah!!looool! before hes taken!!

ok! dude, we gonna hookup for the weekend!! aigt.. here is the plan! today is tuesday! u dont call her, you jill!! u ce, its against the cupid's law. aigt,... u beep her azz on Wed! and u be surprised how much she missed!! call her up! say, hey how u been, what u been upto! or yeah! cool.... let her do the work!! u just relax......! u just ask q's!!.. women love that when u show insterest on them...! meantime, up play with remote, and laugh loud!! if u ce something funny on tv>!! in the end, tell her that u cant wait to see on Saturday!! let her pay for the flick!! your excuse, you lost your wallet!!... it works

pssssssst! whats the age limit for ladies! i got some boyz that are asking this qs'? i would recommend any ladies above 25yrs to be disqualified!!! you know the reason!! it all related to clocks ticking n stuff!! no hard feelings ladies!!

homie, here in jump street!! life dont come with a manual!..... u life is in your hand! if u dont know what to do with it, plz ask her to lead the way..! if she cant, then yall need to call quits!! and hit the books!! to me it looks like u never been there before!! homie and u getting cold feet!! i was lucky, i had a tutors!!....8 brothers!! in your case, u either swim or sink!! dont me let me down, do the butterfly.......there u go!! :cool:

poor faraax! he laid his heart for you and u walked on it like hes a door mat!! another classic example of xalimoos dizzing faraaxs! this would have be much different if he was jamican!! correct!

john b where did u get that info from! did u hack your grandmothers secret files!! :mad: homie its not good to throw blanket blames!! how about lil maturity!! sharfta ha inga feegin!! :eek:

wow! this is a fresh breeze! go nomads and dont forget to email your res to your relatives and friend in the hood! u canoks can work in usa if you are hooked up with job!! peace & good job!!

i do believe i suggested a long time ago for c/y to move to jowhar!! but that window has closed with Illegal Protection error message!! lol.. next, cy will be moving to Addis!! cheers! i will send him personally some flowers!! plz dont be surprised if you find him there!! u got the 411 now!!

ok come on ppl, didnt i explain what word means!!dee i rest my case!! whats all the commotions!!

it looks like that your are the chauffeur! so why not drive this car!! and see the were the gas runs out!! aye!! :confused: you are not afraid to drive, r u?

brown teeth is not an insult....! in some parts of the worlds, guys with brown teeth get the hottest chicks!! :confused: i would have been insulted, if i was from sland and some called me qaat-head!! nemean!! then i would said, see goglaay!!lol..u feel me!!

stp! is this a complication from birthing?? u talking about day and nite gal!! just think of family of five with 2 spoiled kids!! dont worry, u will feel it in about couple of yrs after u lay out the african village!!

i like to create a thread called Friday!... i likes Fridays!! its a cool day!! SO WHAT COULD GO WRONG!! and if they do, well....! my check is deposited electronically, so u can kiss my u know what!! Friday is the So here is my thing! i like you all to contribute to the Friday thread anything that made u SCRATCH YOUR HEAD!! <---{pay attention to these word} For the past week!!. A group of 1,000 linguists have come up with a list of the most untranslatable words. Top of the list? Ilunga, a Tshiluba word from south eastern Congo which means "a person who is ready to forgive any abuse for the first time, to tolerate it a second time, but never a third time." I would like to name the Admin/baby face who gives out 3rd strikes the name ILunga!! ce its wasnt so hard to translate!!

Modesty, i told u to watch your back!! now u see! hey mellow_chick, well come aboard!!

what is this and what r u smoking???? u never seen someone in wheelbarrow? u never been to Cambodia!! :confused:

u gotta be kidding me!!loool.. did santa showed up!! on camel-sledge...no way!! believe me, i aint felt no snow yet, but watch it from the mt peaks at my window!!.... snow! is not for african blood! so i am alergic to it!!.....! gimme the sun any day, and i be aigt!!.

looks like the same gal with 3 different pics!! i likes when i see gal that gets that LOOK!! and she looks like the force has programmed her to zoom on to you!!eeeek!! its a freak show!!

EU OU OR ASU none of these orgs make sense! they all exist in paper! or in the 6th dimension -eu: is this org really necessary! I mean! this would have work if there were no french ppl in europe! hellloooooooo. Have u seen any French person who makes any sense at all!! I just dont like ppl who just like to argue for the sake of arguing!! whats the point!!! :confused: u might say what about the dutch! well! when have u ever seen a dutch person asfaan kur fala!!! we are all lucky that the DUTCH has no clue how to monopolize O2, otherwise, we be all dead!! the dutch WILL JOIN IF THEY WERE OFFERED some GLIDERS!!! JUST LET THEM HEAR THE SOUND OF MONEY!! these r de most xaasit ppl on earth!! thats why they keep kamakaze like that sol sista!! whats her blk azz name? them dutch's know that mosys wont bury her in coffin, so they brain washed her that a coffin is nice way to go, so they end with coffin money!!! I heard this xalimo is still waiting for a dutch man to take her out for dinner!! Word sista!! DONT GO DUTCH!! just trust me, i know what i am saying sista!! :eek: ou- ova union ( originally was african union), plz dont waste your time!! There can be no unity between 2 blk ppl!! who is your best friend? i rest my case!! asu-- associated somali union (pronounced as aasu). is a new org, that will be established in la in july the 2nd! basically, noveu somali rich business ppl who vacation in beverly hills or surrounding areas have started this org..! there is nothing i hate more than rich newbees!! they so waaji bir & clueless!! Paris hilton is like genious next to them! what a glutin for punishments!! they have the guts to try to explain to you that the apple pie they just bought for u, is the best american dessert!! (its probably 2nd or 3rd time he ever heard apple pie in his life!!) what a dufus!!......! Goow! have u seen my RR,....balaah balaah......................!! hey what does childish!, some1 called me that today!!...balabalabaaaaaaal!!!! I cant kill him now! i need the free lunch! ok may be tomorrow!! :mad: :mad:

my favoriate somali song!! it tells my whole life story!! i wonder how this artist never did a never version of this song!! i dont like the music of this so much!! but i likes the lyrics!! its gold...!! come to think of it, i never heard on other artists try to do sing this song!! why!!!!! :confused: its a classic song!!!!!! homie lays it down like no1 else!!!

lemme come back to this theard! og! u amaze me homie! u know the whole somali class! walaahi! thats amazing bro!! i read u loud n clear!! its the whole truth!! xaliimos! u betta read between the lines!!

aint nothing wrong with dream!! hey, as long as its a dream, i feel your pain!! holla later when u meat the tall, dark, handsome faraax!! ok

yo! my kid is due! i named him baahal!! hes gonna be one!! watch out xalimoos!! i aint kidding!! lol......! dont say i didnt warn yall!!

some 1 is interviewing c/y!!! why!! all i wanna ask him why he aint in somalia!! good lord!! hes a joke!! aint he!!

i believe this khat thing aint about sland anymore but about the whole somali society!! i cant believe how many xalimoos addicted to this shyte nowadays!! it aint funny no more!! :confused:

free loaders read the sign!! no more free launch!! i amn stick this sign on every starbucks!! lol.. shame on u ladies!! around here, ladies do the treat!!