a woody in glass!! loool! thats a hoot! u ladies have reached the stratsphere! where do u come up with stuff like this!! plz, come down to earth n dont break no glass doors upon landing!! birds!! flying high with no gps!! where yall land nobody knows!! warning!! no more safety nets when u land in my yard!! :confused: i be shooting!!

4 eyed geeks! thumbs up!! we rule.... & u know it!! 4eg! forever!!! :cool:

is the circus in town!! thats what call somali weddings! havent been in one about 10 yrs!! i pass!! why do women have to fight there! its not a wet t-shirt contest!! :confused:

just when when i make 10k a day!! show me the money!! i will properly be selling africans by then! r u for sale!!!!

u ppl still do know what heck u is? plz, just look in the mirror! and say mirror on the wall what the freaking am i????? if u see a blk person! kasaaaaam! u is an african! lemme know what see ok!! i am all ears!! :confused: :confused:

haddad! bro! u seem to have a nack for being a glutin for punishment! u see what what i am saying...! u keep running around this place like an arab prince on high horse! but u aint! u like any somali faraax...u see what i mean!! so chill a lil...think a lil bit harder...get to the next level..! ok..just an fyi! do the math bro! > 100 in five yrs u talking about .5g n over! u follow me!! cali is a big state! infact its the same size as somali! rent wise, we pay less the east coast n the khalij! :confused: :confused:

i know few from harvard...and they make a killing... mba, u talking about starting salary of > 110k! they aint no chump change!! ^lol..they have other problems but not material problems...!

try this link to watch... http://music.aol.com/live_8_concert/live_now

july 1st has nothing to do with what happened almost 10yrs later! lets faced it we screwed it up! cuz after all, we are human! keep hope alive and think +ve!! nobody knows whats gonna happen tomorrow! do u?

well, u wanna hear a funny story. last weekend i happened to crash this party...there i met my school friend, and boy, she look like creamy pink i was happy to see here and started yelling out of nowhere, hey u look like michael jackson...! and i wasnt thinking about no diana cream!!.. its just the way she looked...! she turned around, covered her mouth and started laughing so heard!!.... its didnt darn to me till next day...what i did!! dang!!

chill out ppl....this is the joke section!! get it....lol.. jasmine, where u shaking your head when your were writing.... excessive jaad kulaha! its more like excessive pepsi!! meeewooo! love me a good cat fight!! its nasty.... :eek:

i be in la chilling.. holla back! i aint in mode to fuss with camel jocky or warlord wanna be! gotta have some civil rights period!! it aint much to ask! u cant build business in the arab or african world.... some high authority can walk away with your cash!! n there is nothing u can do!! i got relatives who have been suing arab sheiks who cheated them n they still empty after decades!! :mad: :mad:

{so i ask , where is the Somali Threshold? my bad sorry for the double post there! i guess my threshold is freaking out!! well, the somali threshold is high up above in the sky!! thats why we aint feeling nothing!! nobody is talking about why! everybody is talking about who what or where?? n why, cuz we get crab from internet phaliticans and spinners!! so ones with lil minds get absorbed like a wet sponge!! :confused: the ans is that when the days comes that we reason logically, then we will see the lite of the day!!! till then dont hold your breath!!

Originally posted by Salax u diin: Asalamu Alaykum fellow Somalis, all change comes when a threshold is crossed..when the pain of not changing becomes greater than the pain of changing. so i ask , where is the Somali Threshold? how much pain... how much shame... how much death.. how much chaos.. how much anarchy.. how much must we indure before we break through the threshold - and finally change? how to change: know clearly why/what you must change - get leverage = break the threshold = condition the new habbit! before we got to the last two steps, do we Somalis know clearly - that we must change? what we must change? do we have enough leverage? enough pain, enough shame, enough suffering, enough why? Lets try and understand the real cause of why we are were we are.. why we don't change! the Somali psychology, the Somali mind, and the Somali soul Nabad Gelyo

hello inmate, just stop by king cross hint! look around for a xalimo!!! u get it!! :eek: peace!!!

A goodie.... The questions below about Australia, are from potential visitors. Lexus was nice enough to spare her time to answer the following questions. Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK) Lexus: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA) Lexus: Depends on how much you've been drinking. Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) Lexus: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water. Q: Is it safe to run around in the buses in Australia? (Sweden) Lexus: So its true what they say about Swedes. Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Caims, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK) Lexus: What did your last slave die of? Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA) Lexus: A-fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not.... oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked. Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA) Lexus: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions. Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK) Lexus: Why? Just use your fingers like we do. Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boy's Choir schedule? (USA) Lexus: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is..... oh for get it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked. Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK) Lexus: You are a British politician, right? Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? (Germany) Lexus: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal. Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA) Lexus: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets. Q: Do you have perfume in Australia? (France) Lexus: No. WE don't stink. Q: I have developed a new product that is a fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA) Lexus: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather. Q: Can you tell me the regions in Tasmania where the female populations is smaller than the male population (Italy) Lexus: Yes, gay nightclubs Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France) Lexus: Only at Christmas. Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA) Lexus: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first. Q: When will Australia recognize Somaliland? Lexus: Probably, when hell freezes over! Q: Is c/y weclome to host the somali govt from there?(anonymous location - gps pinpointed Bossasso) Lexus: well, the law states that he must fight a kangaroo first, so if he wins, he is cool, if not he be walking funny for weeks.

please can some 1 put them on e-bay, i would like to see them!! nothing wrong in watching... its clean entertainment!! :confused: :confused: some 1 will make tons of money! hey if yall got some 4 sale, i would like to buy them!! holla back!! i found a way to convert video tapes to cd or dvd!!

u believe what this site publishes! this is a tabliod site n nothing more!! these folks r like bunch of homeless ppl!! :confused: :confused: where are the guns????

wc sista! well dont all that fronting scare u away! sol gals r hip, hard and very intelligent! they know what they want n lil cash dont hurt them! u feel me! other than that, well, a lil jungle is hip these days!! experience can cure that so dont fret! aigt.... keep it real.. l8tr.

ngonge! thumbs up homie!! u hit pulls eye!! hibo, gal your stock is shooting up high!!lool. i am watching......... layzie, shortie athena and the gang!!!.... rule # 1...... find a damn husband then yap!! otherwise hooooooooooosh!! ok :eek:

i would love her to submit to me ( Marriage proposal)for one day!! show her what a good ole nomad can do to please her!! another drama queen!! did she got abuse by her family or some1 else!no! there are so many ppl who life throws them a curve!! like arrange marriage or whatever!!! but its life, u deal with it!! and 1 finds a way but not put a curse at your own home!! ppl who feed u, took care and made u what u r today!! a human being who can tell the difference between wrong and right!! wake up sista, u know where home is! dont let all the glitters fool u!! its bling bling!! u know where we all gonna endup!! its AAXIROOOOOOOOO!!! RUN FOR THE BORDER SISTA!! and go home! remember, parents have unconditional love! they will love to have u back!! :confused: [ June 22, 2005, 02:37 AM: Message edited by: Nur ]

well me thinks at least hes getting his case heard!!! just imagine if he would have ended up in one of those so called moslem countries!! they would have smoked him along time ago!! word!! :confused: Allah karim! another brother in agony!!

i have tried and tried, my playlist just sucks! i dont know what i am doing wrong....i have read n read n read about playlist..... but i can seem to fix it!!! can some1 plz help!!!!!! :confused:

zephy! ma ismacaanis miya! the sista posted a topic, therefore, we free to give her our opinion!! why dont u tell us your opinion instead of hurufing and smack any faarax who opens hi lips!! walaaxoola!! :confused:

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