25mils going to an indian! why not hire somali ppl to do this!! what a crap! another prime example of boondoggle!! waaba big time caab!! i aint feeling it! r u? what a shame!

u know what they say, birds of the same feather fly together!!lool.. just make sure he aint got no concealed weapon! or u be toast!! word!! :confused:

i do have a real contempt ppl who quote animated characters!loool! but an admiration ppl who reifier their elder statement who partically paved a way for their existences today! in the so called land of dreams!! that said, so far, the proof is in the pudding! why do we have some many highly educated sista rotting in doldrums!! there some many different communities in my city but i havent seen one community yet where there most prosperous females are avoided like the plague! the lucky ones opt to hang on to a foreign loser!! rest are hanging in limpo! coming home to unempty nest!! :confused: while everyday faraax is shopping via kin connections, falsely adv-ing himself as a white house intern! and taking a chance by rolling the dice! hes knows that if he gets a maskiinad, hes home free! otherwise! she joins the sesspool! and he gets a lil mula damage! aint that the way its!! nomads! why front!! we all know what the deal is!! we are human and suffer life insecurties! and forget that we need to put our faith in Allah hand! and not lose faith!! its all about faith! so just have faith and yall be satified!!! try it!! u got nothing to lose!!

basically! one from home is pure!!! its like comparing lake superior to lake victoria!! one has alot of whatchya might call rubbish, while the other might be lil dirty at areas close to the villages, but overall, doesnt that suffer that commerical contaminations done by the superfical western life!! i say bring it from home!! and order it to go!! next!!!! why ladies in dispora became DRAMA QUEENs!! :confused:

lil-kim, oops! i meant to say Lexus! nice books u reading! i like that one!

pampering is good for the ladies! it takes them to another level!! i did encounter difficulties in this field! ladies its not cool to here from your partner to hit the shower!! namean! lool.. or let him suffer funky town syndrome..! its caab! ok. and wearing nice bed time clothing dont heart! i remember buying some VS for some xalimo and she wouldnt wear it! i re-gifted it to some who appreciated it!! she kept asking where is my stuff! I DONT KNOW! BEST ANSWER TO ANY WOMENS Q'S however, i likes how Djboutian gals pamper themselves!! they have mastered this art!! i just wish they learn good af somali!! i mean, it took me forever to figure out whats SHAVEEL AND KANIIF!!

i dont think i can...skirts r not my domain! for the rest, here is a lil lyric that might jolt your mind about who the heck u r!! by peter tosh!! Don't care where you come from As long as you're a black You're an African (CHORUS) No mind your nationality You have got the identity of an African 'Cause if you come from middle-east And if you come from Portland And if you come from Liverpool You're an African CHORUS No mind your nationality You've got the identity of an African 'Cause if you come Trinidad And if you come from Hawaii And if you come from Cuba You're an African CHORUS No mind your complexion There is no rejection You're an African 'Cause if your plexion High(3x) If your complexion low, low, low And if your plexion in between You're an African CHORUS No mind denomination That is only segregation You're an African 'Cause if you go to the temple And if you go to the Mosque And if you go to the Church of Gods You're an African CHORUS No mind your nationality You have got the identity of an African 'Cause if you come from Brixton And if you come from Weesday And if you come from Wingstead And if you come from France ...Brooklyn ...Queens ...Manhattan ...Canada ...Miami ...Switzerland ...Germany ...Russia ...Taiwan as long as you have black blood in you you are an african.

Originally posted by Goonle: Obesity among somali women especially child bearers has become an epidemic. Many times it becomes very difficult to live with a person whom perspires too often and cost more to feed than the entire family. Any input on how we can curb this phenominal increase of somali women with weight problems. ^lol...Damn, many xalimoos thought i was unkind to me!! and i tellya for damn reason!! cuz, i know personally, i spoil them to the core!! homie! u r in a league now...only couple guys made it to this league... i say that u r an Ace of Diamond in this club!!.. watch out know... they tracking yah!! solution will be not to feed her offcourse!! elder xalimos use to eat left overs her husband and kids leave for her... hence, they were skinny!! nowaday!! u be lucky... if u wake up in time at nite when she pours vanilla on you thinking that your a chocolate cake while u sleeping!! YUR!! ITS A JOKE!! obesity & xalimoos!! ^lol....never heard of it!! ( i do wanna live a long life)...it aint my problem. i just dont go out with her in the public....what! u gotta a problem w/that!! i dont.. :confused:

Originally posted by Fidel: quote: Originally posted by Goonle: somali women who's services are available to countless races around the globe lol. Services of which you are obviously receiving NONE. Plz, can i get some services here!! i am good tipper!! u aint receiving no service, cuz faraaxs r nice! sorry homies, nice guys finish last!! u gotta be bad to the bone!! n take no prisoner!! drop the wimp factor and charge while their r not expecting!!!

^lol... nasty lil boyz! hes gonna have a long time out!! loool.. a funny 1 dude!! now we gotchaya mr baro!! what state u living in so i can cross it from my map!! loooool.

how true! olol! some of us r blinded by false light! i believe the death and distructions was astimated by the u.n over 2 millions dead!!

Originally posted by 7 of Nine: Just woke up a couple of hours ago. Taking friday off has never felt better. U can say that again sista! i just got in to work! and no one showed up from Dept!!..! help! help! !! hey but who cares!! its Friday! what could go wrong!! peace!

Lexus abaayo isfiilito maad qabta!! why u wanna kill me! i am just a maskiin!! harmless faraax. i am gonna be calling you ISFIILITO from today on!! cuz, their gotta be a reason why u so waji bir!! lol.. :eek:

^lol 31!! god bless your soul! hadootay dhihi naloomashaagin!! when she jumps into the marriage field with her alarm going on!! abaayo ala ha ku caafiyo!! and many happy bday and menopause returns...!

strange days indeed! well, sweetie the last one cant be wasted on a bird!! where do u wanned it!! lemme know!!

some one in here says belo in a moment of astonishment! and i feel like screaming BELO! i did this post as an fyi about natural fruits that help with fighting cancer!! but not a xalimo drama scene grub thread! i would really urge nomads to look beyond the facade and seek the truth! normally, the truth is all around us, but we are usually blinded by attitude and kibir!! these 2 behaviors normally will cause one unnecessary headaches!! why not just take the high road!! u got nothing to lose but the world to gain!! :confused: yes/no sir, as well as, dramas dont really work nowhere.

it looks like they already wearing them sacks! dont u think so!! :confused:

here is list of the number of water places where i drowned and was rescued! 1- jowhar the shebelle river. 2- liido in xamar 3- pacific ocean 4- keren river in cali. i got 5 five more lives to spare!! i still enjoy a good wave and hang 10!! one day, i wanna be a swimming instructor for xalimos!! holla!

my Allah bless his soul...! however, i dont understand why u have to tell me his QABIIL!! besides, isnt this against this site's rule..! ce when u put the Qabiil thingy there, at least, for me its lessens the punch!! namean!!. i am sure the reception would have been creator if you said or put like this!!! " bla bal just an fyi to inform you fellow nomads, and he say lost his life while fighting against the oppersions done by current sland govt!! now that would really been a home-run informative article!!! u do it like this, u lose the fluff!! and its not needed!! thx anyway!! just a pov!! brotha!!

ogaaysiis!! i would to request the Admin to ban all xalimos from posting in this thread any more!! I just cant stand drama queens!! so plz! bad kale ku dhaca!! u know faxaar dont play that game!! try ajaanibka! peace!!

all i can say is whaaaa! whaaaaaaa! whaaaaaaa! plz, grow up already!! and get a life!!!! n plz learn some af somali!! then come and talk to me!! may be salaanta ka qaadhey!! if i am in good mood! :confused:

psssssss! Yo hibo! how much for an upgrade? do u take credit card!! also, is testing available before purchasing!! hit me back!

i some how smell many potential future ayaans in here! how come somali ppl cant be nice to each other anymore, their diin / daqan or their country!! where have we lost R E S P E C T!! must we be just bone heads like the neanthratalls!! :eek: lord have merci!!

10 super fruit and vegetables 1. Avocado is a super guardian of cells that also lowers and improves blood cholesterol. 2. Berries Bluberries, strawberries, cranberris and raspberries are all loaded with antioxidants which save cells from premature ageing. 3. Broccoli This vegetable has awesome anti-ageing powers and is a proven cancer fighter. 4. Cabbage Crinkly Savoy cabbage is the best variety. To get the most anti-ageing benefit, eat it raw or lightly cooked. 5. Carrots help reduce the risk of strokes and heart attacks and lower cholesterol. Carrots also protect the eyes. 6. Citrus Fruits The orange is a powerful cocktail of every natural substance known to fight cancer. 7. Grapes contain 20 known antioxidants which fight disease and ageing. Red and black grapes are better than the white variety. 8. Onions Red onions, not white ones, are the most effective. 9. Spinach helps fight cancer, heart disease, high blood pressure, strokes and psychiatric (hello 2 ppl i know) problems. 10. Tomatoes are the richest and only reliable source of a powerful antioxidant, lycopene. Believed to be a powerful anticancer agent. Raw, cooked and tinned are all good. i added this one! stopping eating hilib, canjaro, shaah! and passing them to Faraaxis n this will shrink xalimoos behind 99%...!! uni of Jamica has done this study!! contact them if u need to find out more info about booty shrinkages!

Originally posted by OG_MOTI: [QB] and dont sleep on your chest, the problem solved.. ^Lol..and if an earthquake happens, they are good protection! waan ruga xaagiyada habeenki!!