ay ay pucchantas!! well come aboard! can u plz pick up my laundry later this afternoon! thanz babe!!

i ask why! could the name of the terrorist be Riyaale! well, if so, then its all good!! its about time that this ppl become aware who is the real terrorist there!! somalida is really crying for true leaders! ppl how did we fail our beloved country!! what a shame!!

cruel but funny! Osama bin Laden, feeling sickly and concerned about his mortality, consults a psychic about the date of his impending death. Closing her eyes, and silently reaching into the future realm, she finds the answer. “You will die on an American holiday.†“Which one?†bin Laden asks nervously. “Doesn’t matter,†replied the psychic. “Whenever you die, it will be an American holiday!â€

aint nothing wrong if u can manage it!! its xalal just remember to follow the rules! however, its not a wise idea to throw a bird in your hand for 2 up in the tree! namean! it dont make no sense!! easy does it brotha!!

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. Crowded elevator smell different to midget

sorry, i had a nasty week! just go home after 4 days of slave work!!..i got the flu!! and every bone is aching!! must be getting old!! yo yo libaax! i told yah, that i am gonna a secretary!! wheres my secretary!! and her nickname is gonna be lollipop!! after all this is the joke section!!ladies any volunteers!! i promise yah lot of french benifits! ruala! i promise yah to ban all suiji jokes!! lol hey yall thanks 4 the warm welcome!! lets fire it up!!

Originally posted by Jamarel: [QB] Qualities of a Good Muslim Wife wow! good to know! now i gotta it!... whos next in the line!! she gonna get it! no more mr nice guy!!

thats my faithful gal! sol...she always there 4 me when i knock her door!! love yah babe!!

Things to Think About......... 1. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. 2. Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. 3. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." 4. Health nuts are going to feel ****** someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. 5. The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. 6. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to. 7. According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars. 8. Whenever I feel sad, I start thinking about prince charles get happy again! how do u go from kissing a prince to a frog!! 9. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 10. Have you noticed that a slight tax increase costs you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? 11. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. 12. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. 13. There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened. 14. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? 14.5. You read about all these terrorists - most of them came here legally, but they hung around n these expired visas, some for as long as 15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster: You're two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration. 15. u see what happens to the world when you get punch of d average former students as presidents! now imagine what worst could happen when you get a below d kinda of a person as a president! u didnt think that i was gonna let him of the hook! did u?? shame on you!!

hi gw this cy how are you doing? gw, i am doing ok and u? mr pres, i wanna ask u if u could give me a visa to come to the usa! gw, what country are your from? cy, i am the new president of somalia. gw, ok, so u calling from mugadhisho! cy, no sir, i havent been there for 20yrs, i am calling from hilton hotel in Niarobi. gw, i see so u take long vacations like me! hell man, you beating me there! hehehe. cy, well mr pres, actually, i was elected in the same hotel where i am staying!! hehehe! go figure! gw, well, mr cy, u the man! i love long vacations myself thats me siesta pres!! hehehe cy, well sir i need the visa to come and join the un conference, can u spare one! gw, well lemme ask condy here!... 5 min silence! gw, well mr cy, she said that u is flight 13 and we dont need any more flight 13s...we got plenty! cy, sir i can proof that i am not flight 13! u see i have vaccination marks on my shoulders!! rememeber flight 13 dont have that!! another 5 min silence! gw, well we will send u to canda then u can use any flight 13 canadian passport ok! cy, thank you sir and say hello to mrs!! gw, hey cy make sure u dont bring no qaad also! that illegal u know here! cy, no problem sir, i only have false dollars these days!! same ones you issued in iraq!! gw, whatever camelboy! cy, later cowboy!

hey at least they tellya that a bloody hurricane is coming your way! what do u do when u live in an active earthquake zone like cali!! i did one time believed that i was gonner! it happend 4:30am, the biggest bloody earth quake ever recorded in southern cali...i just closed my eyes and prayed! fortunately, the only thing that fall in my place was a jinja game that I build! thanks Allah!! now i do have much admiration n respect for nature!! it does have an awesome force! however, i still do believe man made disaster still kills more than any natural disaster! i dont understand how the world watches when so many ppl are killed in somali and iraq daily! thats just beyond my imagination and no 1 says a word!! what shame!! :mad:

this is the club home gal! it goes from la to bangkok, to melbourne to johonnesburg to london town back to big mudhisho! we bang all nite long! so whats you deal! do u wanna skank! hit us back!! :confused:

how i heard about sol!! well.. I heard she sang a good song, I heard she had a style, And so I came to see her and listen for a while. And there she was this young lady, stranger to my eyes, Strumming my pain with her fingers, I felt all flushed with fever, Embarrassed by the crowd, I felt she found my letters and read each one out loud. i learn alot about her, hope she stay around 4 a while..! she cool.!! :cool:

libaax u should have shared that! u know why! her 15 min of fame is dwindling like and an eskimo in mud restling pit! however, she is one us and that we can cant deny! what do we do! well, i am wanna tell her, dont fret big sista, u did wrong, just holla at rudy when u wanna give back that respect! i do have a away of cleaning dirty xalimos!! i did just buy a car wash, n i dont mind taking u there there! i think it will be perfect for this cleansing period! what do say homie...u be right next 2 a cadallic! all getting washed! nice feeling aye!!

katrina, everyone banned fidel to touch yah! so dont worry be free to wonder... believe that u dont wanna have fidel close to you... homie is vile. we in america, dont need fidels crooked ways!!

well look what the cat drag in! new modys!! is it me or libaax is only selecting his cheerleaders as modys these days!! some how this has the smell of another bush cabinet/gronnies selections! lol.. except off course for the nothern bro! what gives bro..! how the hell did u end up in list!! common! tell me no 1 is listening! how much did u fork out!! just, a joke! i know u be good. stay away from me word to the wise!! i am an innocent 1.. lol i would like to elect my self as virtual moderate here in the site!! my name from now is VR-- virtual rudy... u miss around your azz is mine! following will be my duty! 1- virtual bimbos ( they toast) 2- lil faraaxs on proxac ( time outs will observed strictly) 3- worlord cheerleaders ( will have id cards) 4- geeks on weekend passes ( limited to 5 min online) 5- rest can enjoy nice time online! so if u like my agenda, well then vote for me!! of course, i will come all new modys with open hands!!

quruxaly! u cruising 4 some bruising today!! i got my whip!! baac!! u hear that!! loll.. baxso abayoo!!

i dont dunno what u just said there! but also, to ans your pm, i am in la not lascaanod! where the hell is lascoond! ask me about anything to the south of jowhar and i will fill u in!! :confused:

i saw this email in my inbox... from someone called lisa! email one: From: Lisa [mailto: com] To: Rudy****.com Date: Thu, 8 Sep 2005 17:38:07 -0400 (EDT) Subject: hi hi [i missed you so much. I cant wait to talk to you. love!] Just ignored it since this is like a dime a dozen in the net 2nd email: Hello Rudy, Give me your number i want to call you. I have some important business to discus with you. So i would like to you to give me your cell number. You wont be disappointed. I'll tell you that mcuh I am in LA.......... what's your cell number. Please hurry up i have some to tell you. Come on -------- Now here is my question! do yall smell a xalimo here? i do... she saying her name is Hodan from Ottawa i just replied to her and wating for her reply or phone call! Have u folks heard of any runaways from Ottawa lately..! i betchaya shes one!

7 this must be the list that the ugly duckling, camille, makes prince charles follow...! my advice to u drop like just like..! u know charles aint no man....shaking my faryaro!! other than that, xalimos strive to be the best mothas in the world...! yall owes that much.. dont let us down! yall know faraax is all good! n just wanna make u ladies happy under normal circumistances!! but if yall start speaking in tongues! case is definitely closed!! :eek:

definitely java...just alone for portability, its has the advantage. but pay attention to where Vista is heading, i havent read much about it yet except that Vista is heading for nfs file system.

replacement 4 him! thats easy.. well, take your pick! how about any 1 else with iq > 0! :confused:

what a shame!! i call this foolish heart..dont follow it. follow your mind. your 1st choice was the best.......! rest were dawgs sita! get out of the dawg-house! good luck! :confused:

this is fake! sounds u were double dipping sista! which one came back! none!! i didnt feel sorry it wasnt deep nuff! just shallow..u gotta go deeper for a faraax!! lil bit too mushy 4 nowdays faraaxs...we need raw stuff, u feel me not that commerical stuff :confused:

8. Listen to him: You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first. ------------------------------------ ladies memories this one!! it could save u alot of troubles......!lool i feel your pain bro!! take it from me feed him first, n u will enjoy the fruits!! then its all good ladies!!