Final Exam jitters!! hey if worst comes to worst... do the what blonde did...lol -The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions. She took her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration took her purse out, removed a coin and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet - Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class was sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she was seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approached her and asked what was going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour. But," she said, "I am rechecking my answers."

all u africans who thinks speaking like whitie is hip... now listen, Koko since she a true African and not Oro like yall... dont give a hoot about your grammer/punctuations n all that jazz!! LETS SEE IF YOU INTELLIGENT ENOUGH TO CHILL WITH KOKO. Castro r u upto to the challenge! plz dont tease Koko by offering a banana.......! she will knock you out!! http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/fun/game_flash.html

i was checking these african sites and here is what i came across!! sheesh! no repect!! one day a somali man say to his wife i'm so happy therefore i will put some bills on the bed mostly 20 dollar bills sleep on it and take whatever your body sticks like "glue" then he was thinking she will stick on her body some money but not the 5000 bill then all of the sudden she take all of it except one 20 bill and then he said angrly take the 20 bill too. hahahahah a african man was looking for a multicultural office in the city that he moved to then he asked someone walking by and say eey sir "do you know where multilectural office is. hahaha multilectural...... joke about the new president: do u know that the new somali president sat behind the united nations flag thinking it his and proudly folding his arms. why did they stretch a piece of string across somalia? so the kids had some shade to play in... [ December 21, 2005, 01:08: Message edited by: Pucca ]

i is back!! lol..anyways, i was gone to the great great plains chilling out with the native folks! i ran into this old am/indian dude! he goes you gotta be from land of accidents! i got what!! he says dont get me wrong, i use to live in Minnoesta...there are alot of xalimos...! i go so why u call them five accidents etc!!.. well son, everytime i see them ladies in the dmv, they always have car accidents... so we name them by the number of accidents they had!! one of the was called 8 accidents, then there was 7 accidents 6 and 5 accidents!! i dont know, but they keep getting into car accident!! its bad for spirit u know!!.. lol..

i is back!! lol..anyways, i was gone to the great great plains chilling out with the native folks! i ran into this old am/indian dude! he goes you gotta be from land of accidents! i got what!! he says dont get me wrong, i use to live in Minnoesta...there are alot of xalimos...! i go so why u call them accidents etc!!.. well son, everytime i see them ladies in the dmv, they always have car accidents... so we name them by the number of accidents they had!! one of the was called 8 accidents, then there was 7 accidents 6 and 5 accidents!! i dont know, but they keep getting into car accident!! its bad for spirit u know!!.. lol..

to love ones! i dont think so! i just had a wonderful thx giving with my homies from college! they were chinese, belizans, columbians! brazilans! nigerians, south arficans, indianas, arabians, americians, africans, europeans n we shared one thing.......collega life!!!! u know what i am talking about!! WHEN U WAS INNOCENT!!!! we havnt seen each other 4 like 4 yrs..... how time files! any 2003 grads in the house!!!! but we just chilled all together 4 that come together!! it was so nice!! any of u....... keep in touch in your college friends!! holla! today! i gotta call my college friend gal from taiwan! holla gal! lool!!

liiban! u got it! i feel you pain! the load must be heavier in canada!! all that! u gotta some!! loooool~

why limit it to twin sites! namean! u could reach across the globe! i am alla buziness! holla back! i am tired working for the man! so hook me up!! good idea! gimme the 411~~! i am all ears!!

wow! thats like magic! i still got my windows open with a t-shirt and fan on!! my place has no heater! i love when i run my hands under cold water!! n get that cool sensation!! some how i dont see santa claus!! i meant a xalimo crossing the road!! lool.. aint they the same size!! looooool.....its a joke come on!! where is you sense of humor!! u lost it!! lol

i agree with cw! nobody wants to see a grown faraax spill his beans!! thats awful! i rather see a xalimo do that!~ yall so good in that! aint yah! i dont wanna see a faraax pouring out his quts like a wimp! we faraaxs know how to drown that!! the good ole fashion way!! i dont mind having a business section! i believe that will be more benifical than a faarax sections!! peace! after all we need to support the xalimos!!

nothing much strange happens to me! my life runs like a schedule. but lately, i have been forgetting things! like couple of days ago,i went ate in this nice restruant, n didnt have no wallet!! duh!! i didnt do no dishes!lol..i left them my cell phone after 30 mins of discussions!!and got it the next~~ saved by a cell!! yo, dont live home without!!

let it go plz. [/qb] Well it could be let go, but it won't necessarily be forgotten. I personally don't trust people who preach on Islam, and then hold some ignorant views - like cutting up female genitalia. It AFFECTS how I perceive that person for that point on. [/QB] its ok if u dont wanna forget about it. thats is a personal matter! but i wanna know who says that preachers are entitlied to mix their views with the word of the koran! all i want from them is to lead the al muminiin to salat and to read the koran! if u want to interpert the koran, plz be a scholar from jamacat al-azhar or the likes ( i am sunni all the way)! or dont preach!! as i understand, only an imaam can do this!! and to be that, u have to be an islam scholar period!! its also very wrong to quote the koran unless u is an imaam! i see ppl doing around here willy nilly doing that!! how the heck do u do that!! its danbi!! plz stop that! u cant...i repeat that! u cant use the koran like u use a mortals quotations!! if this was my site, that will be the first thing that i ban!! koran is not something that u can use it as commerical or as a personal aspersions! also, some ones apology deserves 2nd chanes!! other than that!.....u need to come up with the 411 and lets know whats the deal!! ....so long !!

i say bring it on! i will sign it!! i dated a rich gal and i found out that she had only 3 millions and a family of 15 helloo.!! I sunk her like a german submarine!! :confused: show me the money and u got my John Hancock!! np

dp! sorry!

one gaint step for mankind! one small step for nomads!! houston..... beam outta here! i job is done!! good job nomads! we disagreed to agree!!

well there are all kinds of sides! but the question is who do u believe...! the proof is in the pudding! just use your head!! think about it, this current govt spends less on everything, but their rich goons get richer like the oil tycoon & corporations. look at the deficit. u think rich ppl are gonna pay for it. and do u ever wonder why we pay more taxes than the rich ppl in this country! the major problem in this country n every office that I worked at is fairness!! WHERE IS MY GODDAM FAIR SHARE OF THE FREAKING PIE!! why is my share so little and then i have to pay a cut of this small that i worked so hard for !! Yo, i am tired of it!! I need some answer Pronto!! :mad: :mad:

u know i was wondering what happen to u there evil one!! i believe that i fully understand what u went thru..namean! some of us have experineced it via Live from Sidney....its Lexus Abuse show" remember that!! howver, i am sorry u broke you leg! lol ouch!! u should have broken like you hands may be so wont type!! lool... after all that, i know u can take it!!, welcome back and plz make sure to wear n replace the batteries on GPS tracking system that the american govt gave to the aussie govt ...so we know where u is at all the time!!!! my confession: i am single again!! top that lexus!!

when u live in the same house with 20 ppl and if everybody is from your tribe! when all the xalimos in the neighborhood think dating a non-somali is a step up!! when u think your warlord is the best leader for the country!

bishy....u hate me that much! i will kick his azz.. bring him on! after i am done with him.... he be chasing u bishy!! lol......

wow! this is really bizare!! lool...... what were this ppl thinking off!! on sad note! i would like to put jacko wacko n lander-gal in room for 1 nite!!...lol..that should be another bizare story....! i could see another billy-jene song there!!! lander gal was just gal who said that i was the father of her baby.........! u know the rest!! :confused:

aint nothing wrong selling whatever from door to door as long as i aint selling no illegal drugs!! namean! 1 thing that i am so proud of is that i didnt take no loan to pay off my college!! i worked every day! even did 2 8 hr shifts in summer to pay for it!! try it see how hard its..! n living alone without no family help!! we all adults here! at the end of the day it dont matter whether you love 1 is fgm or not!! i havent notice any difference! have u!! lemme know if u did! so whats all the fuss!! dont we have bigger things to deal with like ....we aint a nation no more in this here planet!! lets look up n not down in our pants! holla! :confused:

bishy! i do that deliberately when i talk about matters relating to the ladies!! lol.. its an art that i learned from women! by the way, u never had no problems understanding me one to one! correct! how come u disappeared lately! i miss yah! lol.. x_q, u know damn well even the arabs dont do this shyte...i am sure bother nur wont do that to his daughter!! may be, some 1 is spreading false stuff about brother Nur!! if he said that, then he needs to apolgize! we all human are prone to mistakes! correct!! fgm is a tradional thing not an islamic sunna!~ however, i dont care for a Cosmopolitin magyzine ideas like that us guys have to be brought down to talking about womens private parts!! namean!! thats degrading!!

this is definitely a progress! i welcome it. guns dont solve nothing! america is spending 400 billion, for what, just for a bush family pride. every conflict in the world is solved by opposing sides sitting on table and hashing it out. with ethiopia we got issues to deal with...but at this time, we are not in poistion to bargin with them. lets face it, we are weaker ones! hell we killing each daily for nothing, let alone face a country like ethiopia!! lets us use our heads and empower ourselves through the economic ways! there are many ways to defeat an enemy!! we all know what conditions our folks back home are living under!!

X_quit, why not chill sista! u know dam well no faraax never cut no clit! u ladies do that to each other!! & u know what happen to the last xalimo who cut some balls!!.... she got toasted real bad!! do u know that every somali traditional village has a lil mount where when kids pass by, their mothers tell the lil faraaxs to throw stones at it!! coz it simplizies Caraweelo's grave!! :eek: we aint done to yall! peace...i suggested you all deal your problems with your foreign boyz!! n then come crying on my shoulder when he leaves u with 2 kids & no future!! peace yall!!...And do the right thing!!

^^what out-house is this red-neck hiding...i wanna send him a six pack!loool..! hes cruising for bruising....! :eek: