well said homie! i like your style.. i just dont get seeing homies hanging together in starbucks!!lool! namean! thats aint cool! so ladies help the bro!!

holla seatown! the bus is gonna run out of gas!! word! then i coming 4 the rock roll hall of fame tour!! u dig! lemme hear ya say it! if u know what i mean!!

gabarahaan mesha ka buha aniga i imaada A little bit of wiilo in my life A little bit of bishy by my side A little bit of ruala's all I need A little bit of woot woot what I see A little bit of alexus in the top floor to land on me A little bit of xalimo all night long A little bit of dawaaco here I am A little bit of you yall makes me your man!! so lets chill ladies!!

holla qac! give us the 411! i heard u been held hostage by a pretty xalimo! whats the scoop bro!! alexus, u been out of circulation since your banji jumping sista! what can i say!! how is the leg! ok i hope!!

so what planet is sinporain from! dying to know that!! woop woop!!!! holla!lol.. :confused:

when u come to usa, get some experience in networking n active directory for about 6 months to a yr! then u set. programing is outta of the window! its out source to asia! lil linux experience could put u over de the top! some how americans dont like it! and that could give u an edge!! peace!.

when come to usa, get some experience in networking n active directory for about 6 months to a yr! then u set. programing is outta of the window! its out source to asia! lil linux experience could put u over de the top! some how americans dont like it! and that could give u an edge!! peace!.

sea-town all de way!! lol.. first time ever.. n i hope that stops the rain!! lol.

thats good thanks! check this one out!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once upon a time there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. "Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am." "It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you." "Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny rabbit." "Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped me." So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say you must be French".

well! basically, we are connected like a thread! if 1 does something, we follow! no q's asked! for example, have u heard of the q's why the chicken cross the street idioms or expressions! just stick with that n u can follow this trail...! i.e., if one moves to the north pole, u bet your last dime, there will be followers no matter!!

i say go Denver!! kick some azz tonite!! so who u think is gonna 4 the suppa bowl!! big D hopefully will go all the way!! i just cant stand new england!!

looooool! thanks 4 posting in general!! say whaaat! a honky n his thingy!! lol..

What can I do to prove it to you that I'm sorry I didn't mean to ever be mean to you If I didn't care I wouldn't feel like I do I was so wrong, right or wrong I don't blame you Why should I take somebody like you and shame you I know that I made you made and I'm so sorry dear So what can I say dear after I say I'm sorry Baby I'm so (dog) I'm sorry Got to prove that I'm so sorry I made you made and I'm so sorry dear What can I say dear, what can I do What can I say, what can I do After I say I'm sorry!! plz forgive me!! i didnt meant!

This is a pretty funny bird! http://tinyurl.com/52ydx

There is a particularly nasty security flaw in windows (All versions back to 98) that could allow a programmer to execute malicious code permitting them to take control of your system, capture sensitive data, or download other applications such as spyware - All from simply viewing a graphic either from a web site or via email. Microsoft has just released a patch to address this issue - You can either use the Microsoft update service to obtain the patch automatically by following this link: http://update.microsoft.com/windowsupdate/, or download the specific patch for your OS by following this link: http://www.microsoft.com/technet/security/bulletin/ms06-001.mspx (You'll also find details about this flaw here). Lastly, as always, the best defense against these types of security flaws is your diligence when it comes to unknown emails, strange attachments or weird behavior when browsing sites, if u have important information in your system! always remember to disconnect from the web when u aint using it!!

u had it your hand n u chickened!! baq baq baaqaq!lool... there is no line, its all your mind. lol..! homie, dont take no prisoners! run for the next broder! damn. waryaa, i can play this on my head all day!! knock knock!! who is there!! theory! theory who!! theory, the catholic priest!! looool...! its ok homie! i am teasing! it aint your fault!! blame it on the xalimo! :confused:

Mother Said: c/y: "I don't care if you had young white mans liver! just stay somali n dont give foolish speechs no more!! Riyaale: After all that money you father and I spent on braces, that's the biggest smile you can give us?'" COLUMBUS'S MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered Christopher, you could have written!" MICHAELANGELO'S MOTHER: " Mike, can't you paint on walls lie other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that insurance will be!" NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: "All right Napoleon. If you're not hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it!" ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER: "Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?" castro's mother: "why dont you give your people Breakfast, lunch, & dinner." BATMAN'S MOTHER: "It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the gass costs these days." ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER: "But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something....?" GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MOTHER: "The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!" JONAH'S MOTHER: "That's a nice story, but now tell me where you've really been for the past 3 days!" SUPERMAN'S MOTHER: "Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so much time in all those phone booths!" THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER: "Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb, dear. Now turn off that light and get to bed!" George bush: " a c student has never resolve any problems. He just sits at the back of the class." Tony Blair: " English men always wagged their tails! atta boy!!" king fahad: " may your castle burn! we know you cant get no water on time!" osma bin ladan: " I thought that you were good in hide and seek, now you proved my point."

first, some 1 is stealing money from my check account and i am down 600 buck in 2 days! our company has been taken over by a swiss company!! some how, them swiss never impressed me! i always had difficulties dealing with them! after all, all they did is to get rich from blood money left behind by dead dictators who robbed their ppl..! so, comes monday, when i sit with my new swiss boss, here my ideas that i wanna run him by!! my Cubicle Wisdom ! 1. If i do a good job and work hard, i may get a job with a better company someday. 2. The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts. Can u fix it? 3. Sure, i may not like working here, but u pay my mortgage. 4. i know that Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings -- they did it by killing all those who opposed them. 5. A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat. trust me! i do!! 6. If at first if i don't succeed--i will try management like you. 7. I never put off until tomorrow what I can avoid altogether. 8. I never quit until I have another job. 9. Hanging in there: Retirement is only 30 some years away! 10. I will go the extra mile--It makes you look like an incompetent slacker. 11. Pride, commitment, teamwork--words u use to get me to work for free. Dont even try that!! 12. Work: It isn't just for hard working folks anymore. its for azz kissers!! 13. There are two kinds of people in life: people who who work hard, and europeans who ride the gravy train!! you think he will like it!! i dont see no problem there! its the honest truth!! :eek:

may be u should try it first! ok, go upto her! now dont be scared n be man! pucker up ok! and just ask her! whatchya gotta lose!! got luck homie! i am praying for yah!! :confused:

well, happy new yr everyone! n keep the faith!!

i be happy in africa any idea! i just cant wait to get there!! just waiting for the train to get there...! somali is coming our way! ppl get onboard now!.....!

well what choice do u have? if u parents r moving, then go with them period!!.....

if u dont know this, then i am talking to yah!! its that simple....! its like saying why they call an apple an apple! u feel me! holly smoke! :confused:

if u dont know this, then i am talking to yah!! its that simple....! its like saying why they call an apple an apple! u feel me! holly smoke! :confused:

I had this dream last nite………that…….. I was once out strolling xamar one very hot summer's day When I thought I'd lay myself down to rest in a big field of banaana bacad. I lay there in the sun and felt it caressing my face And I fell asleep and dreamed I dreamed I was a warlord movie star And that I was the star of the movie This really blew my mind, the fact that me, an overfed, long-haired leaping nomad should be the star of a warlord movie But there I was, I was taken to a mountain, the hall of the warlord xalimos. I stood high upon a mountain top, naked to the world In front of every kind of girl, there was skinny ones, pretty one, round ones, big ones, crazy ones... lool Out of the middle came a lady She whispered in my ear something crazy She said: Waryaa kir I could feel hot flames of fire roaring at my back As she lit one uunsi after the other In her hand was a bottle of gasoline, in the other, a match She poured some of the gasoline from the bottle into the glass And raised it to her lips n litted And just before she drank it, she said: Imisaa ku laheen, isk dhaaf is waalka! And she toasted n ate me alive! And then she starting singing! Quub saliidh!! Barquee that faraax!! Quub saliidh!! Barbeque that faraax!! Till hes ready to eat!! Quub saliidh!! Barbeque that faraax!! Till hes ready to eat!! happy new yr nomads!! cheers