Sometimes we just need to remember what the Rules of Life really are.... 1. Never give yourself a haircut after three minjood. Â 2. You need only two tools, WD-40 and duct tape: If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape. Â 3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship: "I apologize" and "You are right." Â 4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. Â 5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. Â 6. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was, "Go! You might meet somebody!" Â 7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her, believe them. Â 8. Learn to pick your battles... Ask yourself, 'Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?" Â 9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee. Â 10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance! Â 11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you. Â 12. Work is good, but it's not that important. Â 13. And finally... Be really nice to your friends and family. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.

well! it happened. last week a nomad family moved to million dollar house!! some how, i had the feeling that might not in my life time! lool.. well it did and proud 4 them!! lemme say congrats nomads! and u aint gonna need no camels in the neighborhood!! woow!! :rolleyes:

so pure it down!! yeah lets make it tuesday coz i dont any of us can muster anything on Mon!! lately, i have been day dreaming about nomadland so these fews words keep ringing in my head!! how about! whats ring ring your head lately!! There are places I'll remember All my life, though some have changed Some forever, not for better Some have gone and some remain All these places had their moments With family and friends, I still can recall Some are dead and some are living In my life, I've loved them all

i thought i was crazy, but now i know that i am ok...lol. sista, i dont even wear it and i am dude, good luck to you!! i believe this garment should be banned!! the mount of mooning it does, is beyond imagination!!

What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist. other than that! they ok in my book!! lol..! so know u know when to stay away from then...fyi rookies!

i got this from a site by xalimoo called arawelo! check it out!! http://www.angelfire.com/ar/arawelo/index.html whats will the ill feeling sista!! Women are like tea bags, you never know how strong they are until they are in HOT water. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he is in diapers. What do you if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. If they can send a man to the moon - why can't they send them all? Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. If you want a committed man, look in the mental hospital The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn;t ask for directions. Sadly, all men are created equal A man walks into a store which sells brains for transplant use. As he browses the selection, he notices that the female brains are cheaper than the male brains. When he asks for an explanation for the price difference, the store clerk responds,.."The female brains are less expensive because they have actually been used." Q: Why are men and parking spaces alike? A: Because all the good ones are gone and the only ones left are disabled. Q: What is the fastest way to a man's heart? A: Through his chest with a sharp knife. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things as well. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men.....a woman. Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q"..so the the mermaid did it and he started reciting Shakespeare. Then the second fisherman said" "Triple my I.Q."..and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn't know existed. The third fisherman was so impressed that he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said: "Are you sure about that? It will change your whole life!"..the fisherman said yes so the mermaid turned him into a woman.

san diego is big!! thats a hoot! try la! u will never see anything as big! san diego ppl are funny too! the first thing they ask is your tribe! i went to visit a friend and this gal who came around ask me about my tribe! i dont even know my friends tribe!! so i told her about me! next i gotta call from her inviting for lunch cuz we close tribally n here family knows my family!! i told her, i cant make it since i am kinda far away!! i found out she got 5 sistas in that house!! another trap!! never tell strangers about your stuff!! specially in san diego.. u never know what will come out of the wood works!!

well layla, i wont even call u the old name nowadays! simply, these days i just work, last 2 weeks, i clocked 114 hrs! i figured, since this the land of milk and honey, i better got some! besides, time is money, so i need to get paid.. how much u gonna pay me!! on the flip, word is that u is dating! waazup with that!! u done!

how come u ppl left out aussies!! even the nomads who live there r getting rude. xu that was really funny about the babe! I dont see anybody giving me credit about the Danish behavior...! they stink. i said this about them last yr, now they come outta of the bag!! i guess a refugee learns about his world very well..!

lol^...this cracked me up! i guess that i am must had a boring day!! thanks layla!! lol..! sorry, that i uncovered your name!!lol...! i told yah i was psychic!

it happened 2yrs ago and its just been released!! wonder why! dont u think this is designed to bury the cartoon issues?? me thinks so!! so they gonna have another kangroo court like abu ghareeb!...talk about the hypocracy of so called democracy played in front of our eyes!! there goes the fake show again!! spare me the drama, cuz i aint feeling no mo!!

ahura...sounds lv tko! here u go!! Thinking back over my years I guess I shedded some tearsTold myself time and time again 'this time I'm gonna win'But in every fight things ain't right, losin' againTakes a fool to lose twice, start all over again Think I'd better let it go Looks like another love tko Think I'd better let it go Looks like another love tko Tried to take control of love, love took control of me

lexus, do i smell a lil bit of jungle fever in you! one these days, i am gonna hear u saying the diingo aayte my baaybee!! lol.. :confused:

what drives bone crazy, is ppl who talk about somali politics n get they info from warlord webites or the likes!! i just wanna knock them out and say get your damn head outta of the gutter!! period!...!

u know i dont really follow warlord dramas, cuz its a lost cause to me! but some how i feel our for fathers and independence leaders are not crying from heaven cuz of the warlords, but us who youths are played like a broken fidel by the the current warlords. do really i care what cy, blue tooth (reyaal), or any other warlord say.....naah! all i am concerned is for them to bite the dust!!! whether that happens peacefully, or magically or thru brute forec, i dont give a damn!! till then plz spare the cheerleadership hadal badan!! i got 4 somali roommates these days! they from north, south, west, etc., we aint got no problem... we might fight on gals!! but hey man couldnt solved that in heaven what makes thing that they can resolved on earth! however, i cant figure out why would anybody give a minute of his or her time to warlord!!

nw aint nothing to me! whats it to u?

we should change the name AUm to African union misled! so their mission is to divide africans! booho! i say! tell me something i dont know! another dumb idea!! i say.

nin yabaan is probably singing the blues! i feel that some how while he was sleeping, police hauled him for demostic violence! wife hit the fan after 12oz of coke!! ever wonder why xalimoos dont do that to foreign husbands who abuse them but r trigger happy when it comes faraaxs!! loool........!

v-day is for the suckers! period. i be mia till v-day passes! i aint no sucker. hit me after that! cajaaib. till then leave a short msg! bye..

u see no somali this time!! riverside has quiet few somalis too. we good ppl in cali!! we might haver alot of airheads, but thats ok! it comes with the territory.

there shouldnt be no distinction! ones a crook always crook! u cant teach an old crook a new game soo ma ahaa! i do believe this will have a real precautions and you will see the other positive off springs of these stray leaders! they nothing but 2 bit money hunger so called leaders who cant do nothing about their ppl or country!! its just something that we have to go thru! sooner or later, we wil arise again. dont doubt it. proud 1s cant be depressed that long! they defy that can of stuff!! long live somalia!! i love u somalia!! :cool:

lets flip this 360 degrees! will the west stand 4 if christian news paper insult juddism! nope! so i rest my case!......! plz apologize like a mfo n never do that again period. this the right thing to do! no religion or race can be insulted by a nonsense, irresponsible, moranic newspaper!! i am not gonna go out there n throw tantrums! i will wait and see there action! n they better be fast n really very forth coming n worth while! this is not about freedom of speech, but simply hatred insited action! its a racist method n should be abolished totally! no 1 should think that belitteling others religion is cool! its utterely n simply a racist view! its the same thing that hitler did, killing people because of their race n religion!!! if i am wrong, n its about free press tell me why western press dont say anything about judism or christainity when sheron mascared a whole village full of children and women or the bush killing machine in iraq! we certainly been patient birds! but its running out!! word!! where does the buck stop!! all i see these days r musseys getting killed!! every fricking where!! plz, spare me the freeking democracy crap! let me know when u gonna tell me that u f..up!! that democracy grab has lost its full flavor! so u better do the right thing n come out like a man not a sissy!! :mad: :mad: cuz its almost like last call for civility!! no respect! plz expect the same thing!!

dadka! caawa dan ban idhin axrinaaye, saaxiibad baa igu dhadey af somali baro! so waxaan raaba inaan noqdho wiil af somali macaan! marka, waxaan rabaa inaan noqdho gar qaadhey! so marka bal ii sheega waxa isku dhacaya! wiilo iska dhaafa, hadii kaley, rudy baa ku dhili maqal hadal ka!!

one should expect this type of stuff these days where all u see is useless leader and murders of humans! but as a good muslim, you should not be bothered by lousy ill advised burps!! we should be beyond that! even our koran teachs not to pay attentions to ppl who bent on distriction and pray for them! we should pray for them so that allah will make them see the light soon! be wise never let some lil things make u worry! just pray for them! u cant judge them! let the one above us all judge them! after all, we have to answer to the all might one day!!

zafir! u hitted on the head bro! thats why i stopped complimenting ladies at all...! well at least in la, we say hey u lost tons of wt!! then u will see those eyes go blink blink like jupiter hit her on the head!! lool.. but also, i havent come across any faraax who plays that u look cute card!! well at least in not my neighborhood. we just go with the flow!! i might say she got good this that, but thats all u getting ladies!! like this video some 1 hocked me up with... she was a hooder!!