this is very simply: xalimos lost R E S P E C T!... find out what that means yall...then holla..! till then asta la vista!! :confused:

days in your life so far.....! my darkest day when i was booted out to the street by my own relatives and end up sleeping in my car..! yo it was my first car bought. i tellya it was all $800 paid for!! i was flipping burgers..! some how my relatives thought it was their car! i said hell no... next thing i knew...i was out on the street...! i just finished high school. my dad said! u grown now take care of yourself..! family was living in arabia then. 17th n down out! holly smoke i almost lost it..! i guess my good angel never gave up on me! met the most kind/gorgeous gal in the world...her family took me in. even the mom gave us her room!! no rent or any kind of money was demanded from me, then i moved to cali a yr n half later...! i got up on my feet and went back to college..! funny thing is that grandmother will come and pray 4 me since i was not christian.. she was sure that i was going to hell...!olool.. she didnt know that i came from hell. last i heard from her is that she married x ranger who fought in mogudisho!! n guess what! she told me that he hates my guts since i am somali!! same here homie!! lol la is my home! i like this place. my first home i rent was the opposite mountain facing Dogder staduim when i graduated...! i am happy here.. after all its the city of angels..! if yall come down here... holla...! true story ppl......! :mad: :eek: :eek:

good: there is henna ban in somali...! no mo make up 4 the clan-court dudes! lool.

well.. were there is a will, there is a way!! and thats an honest wife n not the fackers around these days... esp.. our home grown one!!

val wazzup with all the voilence sista! dont be hating if you is unlucky in love these days...! keep hope alive...you turn will come again...! never give up!!

^lol...i guess u happy a loser is available!! typical xalimo...! go gal get him...!

well the chimp is back!! first thing he said last nite was hohoho...i louve sequeels..hahahaha... NOW HE IS THE HOPE OF THE REPUBLICAN PARTY!! WOOWOO! god bless america...! this couldnt have happen in African 4 millions years...! obl (osama) must be laughing so hard in his cave... the bats are all flying away today!!

in common? They both lost the house. k-fed if u dont know is Britney's x, she kick him out yesterday with 6 mil as divorce settlement... no bad 4 a loser!! all i got in my case was a slap in my face!! bad xalimo...!

what good has he done! if i was him, i rather be dead!! hes gang leader!! period.

i know a few in japan...how do u say kamakize in af somali...! sushi cunay..!

obl is 2 intelligent not to let the Reps come back!! thats why he didnt release no tapes!!... good point..! obl-- made alot western heads bite the dust!! look what happened to Tony the dawg Blair!! hes leaving as low life...obl spanked his behind..! lool well.....we will find out the results this time by tomorrow!!

as u see me Me!! i have graduated from somali politics... i came to conclusion that this was for losers!! pardon my french...! after all, i am 4ever a refugee and so i should be giving more efforts to world politics rather than a moron invested nations like somali..! i just came across this in msn!! former baath party sunni members are called back to get their old job!! woow! if that aint the knife before the carrot and i dont know what its~~~! I doubt if SODAM INSANE IS GONNA BE TOUCH! u watch...he might disappear into thin AIR!! Air saddam that looks like has a ring to it!!

No doubt this homie toasted so many ppl... but what do you think about this sentence that was handed down ONE DAY BEFORE THE AMERICAN ELECTIONS where the replicans, or as i call them nazis, are about to lose out big time!!! looks like another trumph card that the white house was hidinng in condies undies..!! lol..! thats democracy for u children! good day... and ast la vista...i am studying why Arnold walks like a chimp...! His ancestor must have been a chimp that was kicked out of Africa.! :confused:

"why cant all we share" MJ-- i 2nd that! u game double AA! hey dont look at me... brother Nur came with idea...

Have u folks heard of the faarax in Hargeeysa who married 2 XILIIMOS at the same nite in the same freaking wedding..... 2 xalimos sitting side by side like 2 shimbroo!!!! lol.. now thats what i call SHARING ALL THE WAY!! NICE GOING DUDE!! THUMBS UP!!....

I see all the crazy 1s r coming out of the woodworks after ramadan!! wcb every 1 n check this out!! check the last one! Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist? To improve his bite... What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite... Why do witches use brooms to fly on? Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy... How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? With scare spray... What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that fangs around your neck... Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately... Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town? Because they don't have any body to go out with... What do ghosts add to their morning cereal? Booberries... What is a vampire's favorite sport? Casketball... What is a vampire's favorite holiday? Fangsgiving... What would a monster's psychiatrist be called? Shrinkenstein... What did one ghost say to the other ghost? "Do you believe in people?" What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A cereal killer... Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? They're so wrapped up in themselves... What kind of streets do zombies like the best? Dead ends... What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving? Fasten your sheet belts... What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation? A blood vessel... What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation? A scareplane... What type of dog do vampire's like the best? Bloodhounds... What is a ghoul's favorite flavor? Lemon-slime... What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake sandwich... What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument? A trombone... What do birds give out on Halloween night? Tweets... Why do vampires need mouthwash? They have bat breath... What's a vampire's favorite fast food? A guy with very high blood pressure... Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal? What do you call 3 xalimoos in car! a witch carvan!!

^lol...yes..got milk! i will try only yrs though.. waxaa lugo mahmaahay...! afka ma leeka aamee muufo!! lol... u dig homie gal.......loool..!

yuck 24gals! gross........! i am all feeling sick now..! thank u seeker!!

i can picture borat saying to awees! tell me is that you real beard or do have the same hair dresser as Paris???! dude is funny!

layzie for us non-somali writing nomads, these words are allowed....! may be u should curse in af somali 2! u know....just to make it equal.!

know i dont wanna see the bridge!!! but if i see u there! dont worry, i push your phat azz of there!!.....! do something good for yourself! read...!

tuujiyee i see u kissing nur's whatchya ma call it!! ummah! keep it up homie! we might start calling u lil tony blair! loool...! wag that tail now......!

have u ever set in foot in somaliland! Pardon brotha! u sound like some 1 who was eating sandwiches in the gulf all his life!! there is alot more at stake than a so called wadaad who gets full of himself n dizz others and the law of his deen n land for some pie in in a zealot fever....its more like any other crazy fever! u know, have u ever ask yourself why the emirates or the Saudis dont tolerate this type of behavior!! if u mess w/law n order u pay the price!! period. problem is all zealots wave the kitab n think they can do mifa style killings w/o punishment. Wrong. simply... we aint got the proof!! word.....peace bro.....! think of big picture and not just what a few off the top folks vision for the rest!! xtreme is never good! simply...moderation rocks all the time!!

sounds like another clan court PROPAGANDA.......!

dabshid! who told u this! u been pranked homie! in america, us guys get beat n stuff! u ever heard the 3 digits called 911..! well, the tonite our better halves wants to party, she calls 911...and the wise guys, just drive to nearest jail..! u feel me.! u dont wanna wait for bubba to come and hall you azz to jail!! we are the abused.....holla.. i rather be tied to ant hill any day than to be in jail with crips n bloods etc..!!