Vice President Dick Cheney has a gay daughter, Mary and she's pregnant. I don't think following guys got it or just plain ******...check it out!! When they told President Bush that Dick Cheney's gay daughter was pregnant, he said, 'It's a Miracle.'" Osaama said, that he has seen female rats with similar issues and called it a miracle! Yeey said, hey dont look at me, i never had sex with that gal. Awees said that he had seen donkeys with this type of problem...after eating alot of jaat. thats why he banned jaat. Riyaale was called but same lady answered and said that Cheneye's is banned from Hargesia!!

yes! i am hosting a chatroom chatarama today so bring your butt and come on down!!lool. its friday! work can take a hike... i am in so good mood, i have unblocked Janna from msmm...and actually will like to baby sit here in the chatroom today so she dont miss with no body!! Yall come on down....... ))i am there..!

Originally posted by beeteljuice: i believe Ugly Betty is just pure genuius! i love it so much im always watching it every thursday night and if i miss it then i just go to www.abc.com and watch it their for full length! bjuice! u are weired...! u like xuux stuff.

ppl check the chat room! there is a funny person!! its so funny...

so this was shooting competition??? lil xalimo is like make my days with loaded 45! lord have merci

val joke: A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex." "But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied. "I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry." Devil...when did u escape from the ward??

Well guys like Ridwaan are mom's boyz and relay on mom to get them a wifey! Here are the rules for internet wife deals... If you find her on sol...do this: check her teeth! lool.. if front one are missing or false, demand your money back right away!! shes like ancient. story is that some of the ladies there are collecting social security! lol. how do u think layzie can afford to go to Cuba and party with her old friend castro!!! uncle sam is paying for it. if you find your future wife at somalinet: take her to shrink right away. cuz majority overthere are addicted to some shyte...like drinking perfumes, or coke, or sleeping pill etc. when she gets fixed after 3 months, fill her oven with kids. she gonna go no where after that!!

Two ICU guys (Awes and Shariif) were taking their first train trip in New York. A vendor came down the corridor selling corndogs which they'd never seen before. Each bought one. Shariif eagerly smelled the corn dog and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the tunnel, he looked across to Awes and said, "I wouldn't eat that if I were you." "Why not?" "I took one bite and went blind for half a minute."

i say yes! he was solid for a while! not this morans running around like dopped monkeys!!

u wanna believe what Sheebele news reports! u might as well believe the national inquirer!!

i guess they were promised some jaat aye! lol.. i guess addictions goes a long way...!

coomadhayaal doolaya laascaanod ka soo baxay cirka iyo dhulka is qabasaday cadadaq doodiya juuqdan idhaadaba afkay iga jugaayeen rudiyoo adba cagaad leedhayee carar maxaa dhamaa! feet dont fail me now!!

i only watch one show 2 1/2 men!! it comes on cbs at 9:00pm pst! xalimoos should listen to Charlie Sheen! and drop that wannabee queen biatch stuff!! no lie.......! i cant believe ppl are watching the simpsons!! i guess some of us need to get a life.

ibtisma! who told yah that sheikh takes trash... plz drop that trash at Las Caanod. it looks like that place is a grabage dump.

so what u high on! crack...!

so brain washed..see what the welfare does to yah! u even forget your culture. somali culture has no comparision in the african content. its rich, pure and unmatched. dont lost it, cuz if u do, u be like a tree without roots. the other day this fine young thing with blue eyes came into my msnm (webcam) i asked so wazzup..! finally she tells me oh..i am having a fight with our maids. she goes we have 2 of them, 1 does the cocking and the to other cleaning..!! and she wont fix me a snack cuz shes on break!! i just didnt what to say!! a 24 ladies that cant even fix herself a snack...! i suggested to her to fix herself some! she started yelling at me!!.. told her to excuse since i just came from work and need to fix my dinner..! she just couldnt freaking believe that!!.. now that kinda of gal should come with a stick to beat her into sense or a MANUAL how to operate her when she gets married...!

a xalimo is like an oven, the dow needs to fax while the oven is hot, otherwise, alot of damaged dows will come out of there! from what i can see heya, many of these ovens r old and need repairs or are out of order due to extensive over use!! in these cases, expert helps are required to fix these problems which be can expensive..! my suggestion, buy new or unused ovens...my 2 cents..!

hmm! I never seen no one who agrees with janna ( by the way jenna is gw's gal) so you dont even know you 2nd personality name!! listen to the voice in your head. then u wont be phony like u is now. check out kiva.org how this program in africa is helping poor villagers like u wont believe it. i will be participating and will let u know. i think its cool.

layzie--afka caano ha la guugu dhaadsho abaayo!! loool..! i truely learned and thank the 1 one above. i thought i was arnold and said..hehehee 3 times and u out!! lool. hey, did u know that if u chose that 3 dalaaqs, u is a freeman!! but the wadaad guy didnt explain this to me...and i needed like 3 months off her azz!...i called her and she told me that the only way i can get her piece was like if she married some dude, he gets killed and then i can come and get some some! Can you believe that shyte. i told her that i aint gonna kill no body for that! forget it...! hope you learned your listens 2 in the bay of pigs in Cuba! what did u do to castro..! homie aint the same no more since you vista havanna!! Millions have been trying this for yrs.. its takes a xalimo a one week trip to do him in...!

urban here is your link...! u sound like the type guys who have membership in this feminie store http://www2.victoriassecret.com/collection/?cgname=OSSLPBABZZZ&cgnbr=OSSLPBABZZZ&rfnbr=697

ppl..plz if u cant swim dont enter the ocean!! u telling me that u got married to have kids!! wow..i guess u turn the lites off 2 Red-sea and yell the train is coming...and she shouts the lite is green...! what happened to having that wild loving making sessions in tub, closeth, kitch floor or even the garage..>> and she waiting for your after work with hot meal and victoria secret outfit...yo yo! talk to her! he kidding me!! u might as well surrender and wear the dirac homie. never be kind to a xalimo or your house will burn in HELL...!

lemme say it in english...crawling, val, i didnt know u specialize how u do u say... reer waqooyi...lol.. did u get that red-sea.

Janna why lascanood sista! have you ever heard anything good about lascanood! besides janna, have u ever seen this place...! most ppl there have redish teeth, due to high level of iron in the water. but the big q's is,..how did they let u in there...were u "gorgoraniyeese"? i didnt think you could get to lascanood this way!

Red! why u wanna live there! r u a monkey! looooooll...this one is good i heard this place of full monkeys n no bannanas grow there! go figure...! if u is a full bloodied slander, u should understand this joke... ce la vie.

them boyz sound like maria antoionatte!! well boyz, i guess next you all gonna say...well if they dont have bread let them eat cake!! many ppl owe their lives to this school. its indeed a somali treasure.