lemme check....Yup! i am still a dude! she didnt cut if off last nite... thx lord. I'm working on an invention how to put a security alarm there which will protect against malicious action when homie is snoozing. I will probably have Siri do the warning speeches, even in af-somali... She will say, "nayaa miyaad walantahey...cunoga alabteesa u daaf!!" loooooool...panty sniffer...gad xiir!! that made laugh so hard!! lol. Wareeri (wyre) dont mess with juxa or she will kick u in the u know where. Been there, got that, n still remember the pain.

u gonna belief a cia report...well, i have ten golden donkeys to sell to u 4 a dollar...any takers!!

Ok homies..try this one! When u go to a wedding, pick the finest xaliimo for a dance. Then instead of doing the duck dance (swaying from side 2 side..typical somali style of dancing), grab xaliimo by the waste n start slow dancing with her!! looool. She will start laughing...looking from side to side...n will keep telling yah...waar isiida, my so and so family iyaa isoo eegayee!! lol. its funny. try it. The last one that i did this 2...here mom was there....so after we finished dancing, i following her to her mom's table. I swear, hooyo was proud and welcomed me! loooooool. that gal just couldnt believe what was happening! She just ran to restroom n didnt come out till i left her mom's table.

anyways i did find a solution for this..sorry forgot to give back my feedback. But if u ever get the message "No sim..." even though your sim is in there or your having any kind of weird problems like connecting 2 the net or unable to recieve pics. Pwr off, take the battery out for 10min. make sure the sim is not damage and properly inserted (follow the pic on the top of the sim hole how to insert it properly) and then, these problems should go away. Tomorrow, i will share ...how i did jailbreak following today: Ipad2, i-phone 4g &4s( all 5.1/5.1.1) Unable to unlock them so far so lemme know if u have figure that out. Garcias.

Thats must be a family mahmaah!! its li bit 2 twisted though....i wish that u would rather say....nin rag ah, garabkaaga ayaa la daya!! It has more umf!!

Sad to say that its listed as region and not as a country!! well.......2 much murqaan can make one believe anything....right? So,its can easy to lie to this folks! Thats why they always say after being burned....waar dee kani waa beenaley!! lol

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I am offering an acre of land and 2 camels who ever turns a clan cheerleader!! its an awesome deal.

Whats Xishoo xaji...thats not even a somali word!! lol. Pay attention...u could learn good af-somali here. I did, Ngonge did. this is a good place to learn af-somali for free dee! Walaahi before i joined this site...i couldnt write af-somali even though, i did go back to somalia n studied af-somali for like a year. I got an f...I had a bad boring teacher. lakin ifiiri hada! i am good!! loll

But its true though...why do xalimoos get larger when they get married?? Whats that...I cant feel that.

woow ...Bush-qada is still alive!! I heard a secret that his wife was planning to kill him so she can get all the money n marry a young giilgireh!!

NGONGE;839269 wrote: The angry wadaad replied "hadaad falasteen xuraysid, anigaad ila siixan karta". Thats a gay wadaad!! Xaji....if i xuree P-town...i amna have 72 xariims 4 sure. Imagine how many dudes failed this operation!! That would make me #1 Alfa, hence, a long xariimos line at my door. I will probably have a sticker on my door that says....No more xalimoos allowed...only xariims can ring the door bell!!

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Dont believe in the bs that u see on Youtube....Y-DNA tells the story of a straight paternal line only. If u have read about world population migration all the way from Kalahari desert to Australia, then u will realize or understand of the eastern african population background. Mixed by the sailors who has been visiting the somali coast since the pharohs & China's dynasty, u get now mutts called somalis. I remember, my junior hischool, our family was living in mainly pacific islander community in Cali....Some how, all my friends become the Samoans! I have never heard of samoans till they asked me day if i Samoan. I had no clue...they had no clue wtf somali is!! Then one morning when i got to school, my Samoan buddies started yelling at me about the black hawk down incident....u mofos r bad!! At first i had no clue wtf they were talking about since i dont watch news. Then next nite...i saw wtf they were talking about!! A kenyan friend gave me this movie on dvd.....i still havent watched the whole thing!! I just fall sleep when i watch movies!! lol Well, i am a proud nigga.

I only sleep 5hrs per nite. Its pouring...thats why i have my tv one when i sleep so i can listen to in the back ground to clear my mind. I gotta have some noise in the backgrd to snooze. Radio is my alarm, otherwise, i wont wake up at 6:00am. For love activity...i prefer it during the day time. its much clearer this way! u can everything.

a typical reer hargeysa dude. Wax lagu daha ku waso kale....u got it babe...its me! U write her a fake check, till her to deposite it one week from now, then u rock that boat till u reach the next island.

As somalis we need to go to our roots. If u remember prior somali parties like SYL...it consisted mainly n majoriticaly, the cream of the crop of somali educated folks. Thats why somalis got the best governs when those folks were in power prior to 1969. Somalis n many african country went down the slope hill when military gens n kabo qabiils came to power since that is the only game they play with their ignorant cranium. So as long as african stay with the warlord rulers aka kabo-qabiil......they road will be a down slope spiral. I dont really see a bright future for Eritrea, Etho or Somalida. Things aint looking bright in these areas as long as there is no democracy and u have one tribe ruling till they are ousted by force.

The only problem that i have with somalilanders( i usually use a different name 2 describe it u all r well aware of that..but 2nite..i wont lol) is following: Its true many incessant pple were mascared there by the Sayid regime n atrocastes were committed. But the sad part is that, these killers who did this, as we know, included somalilanders!! So in reality, those was an atrocity done by a so called govt which included somalilanders also. So, lets call a spade a spade and not point a finger on a particular region or clan for this problem agitators. As far as goals........i consider sl, a failed state like all so called somali-diidd states that have nada success to show, except big Banglows which only the rulers can afford. Come pple........somalis r failed country! We failed. Let us fix that! Instead of being the laughing stock of planet earth.

Alpha u r a married man...u dont need this dc bomb explode on your azz! Get the hell outta there dude. U had your lil tlc with her. Now, shes getting fedup by her mom. U gonna get blame for it. Its what its! There aint nada u can do. She gotta solve her problem with what i call with the kangroo mom. Run for the broader or u be toast. email her this song link........hopefully she will get with lil luck!!

heartily song: U gotta have a pure heart to love this song...4 sure! Thanx sista... its wonderful song! My 1st xalimoo that i met long time ago introduce me to this song! thx sista...Hope u doing pretty lady! mmu. " frameborder="0" allowfullscreen>

lol....this was funny!! Good job...lil gal. Shes so cute n intelligent. Next pres of somalida, i say.

what is the difference homie.........? we all senseless negros!! I have told u how the Amxroos feel about a tigrey ruling them...aint it the same shyte thats happening everywhere in africa. One tribe always wanna be the boss!! u feel......... What happen to lets all share?? Thats wat i am talking about here.

i was just hanging out with Amxaar lady last nite!! Guess wat....she is so fdup about other clans ruling etho now thinks only Amxaars r the chosen pple to lead etho!! this is a major problem with old africans...Its time young africans standup n chose the most educated capable leaders for their countries like how the Ghanaians & Liberians did! When will we Somalis do that? That will be my happiest day...instead of keep kissing a freaking warlords behind, who care only about their pockets n use their clans as a escape goat. And at the end, the clan ends up holding the demise of what moron warlord did to disgrace them.

u horny toad!! lol........u like big gals..i suppose!! u must be a big butt clapper!! lol

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