charm vacuum! ok m'duffy.

1969 oct 21! was it a good party day! yo, i am drawing blanks. was it that bad! oooh...all i could think of is street party all over somalia..! lol.. fill me in.. kk, did u took part?

come on now...dontchya think this la incident was designed by the ethiopian rat! his basic aim is to secure his free port in berbera, so he gotta make them boyz busy! u gotta keep them boyz busy..sland, tfg etc., he got them where he wants...keep them running around like crazy chicken!

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was an Arab; he was knocking the wrong door. Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

yeah, i am sure britney spears was behind this plan! i guess u gotta blame some 1 4 your f ups!

How i wish u were There in la! So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold cell prison? A smile from a veil? Do you think you can tell? And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts? Hot ashes for trees? Hot air for a cool breeze? Cold comfort for change? And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? How I wish, how I wish you were there. We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, Running over the same old ground. What have you found? The same old fears. Wish you were there.

Yo Marax, watch you back!! lol.. anyways, i use to post jay leno here...but its gone..however, check this one out! hes asking ppl about american citizen test q's http://www.nbc.com/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/video/#mea=169372 nomadique, i aint...but compared to aussie, its a dead give away... do u know that aussies has lost one soldier in iraq and why? he shot himself while intoxicated. lol..now thats a true Marax.

-Serenity always gives me calm..when i see that, i am chilled. serenity now, serenity tomorrow, serenity forever...um um..! i like the red dot though, it saves time, u know that she is married so u dont approach her. its like a traffic light. u dont drive thru a red one.

oh come on! only famous ppl down under are some jug-heads who fight with animals in water! lool you remember wat happen to the last dude! a fish killed him. i just couldnt stand the way he talked. more aussies are killed by fishes in the sea than any place on earth...imagine if them aussies were living in africa. they be gone in a day. stay away from animals ppl...wat part they dont understand that u can mess with animals. jees. PS: what the hell is Marax...i only hear this word when i call mn? can u gimme 411. thnx

abaayo ilaahay ha u naxariisto all ppl who lost their lifes to a useless warlord wars. once you believe in xafaadlands this what happens. these ppl are all tugs and dont give a damn about the somali ppl they are killing. there is only one somali country and its home to all somalis, Insaha Allah that day will come when all somalis no matter tribe or location all share one beautiful country. lets all fight and pray for that!

Originally posted by CLEVER-TREVOR: quote:Originally posted by Gediid: Do I hear a PreNup... But a question to the ladies,isnt that what every woman looks for....A rich guy who caters to their every need, material and otherwise? Who really knows what woman want.?I mean, isn't that the big question?everyone is asking, Depending on the circumstances,They sail where the wind takes them. You probably heard this.... i ain't sayin she a gold digga but she ain't messin with no broke nigga! so wat does that tellya..!

is buufis beey ku jirta...bal fiiri. xabad kii cirkaa la geeyey! lol

Originally posted by Kool_Kat: AWHAT, AWHO!!! Ar odaygaan qambabka eh muxuu heystaa oo laga diggareynaa...Foolxumadiisaaba iigudaran adiga waxkalaa sheegee...lol [/QB] i dunno this homie...i never listened to his stuff or know his face. i just wanna know why she waited more than 10 yrs to say this? can u tell me why? to me thats a sign of a programmed after thought. some 1 is looking for a pay day. if u look into history, u will come across many instances of famous guys haunted by evil women. so, yes..that could be the game here!

nephy..u aint getting no breaks aye! u even wash your own car! loool....... see smart women get everything for free! why not yall gals! wazzup with that? i mean if anna nicole who wasnt that smart can do it! yall should be hitting the jack-pot...lol.

seriously, my first gf name was trudy! lol.. when i left her she did marry an ranger who came back from the blk hawk wars! homie hates somalis! when i call them to say hi, he never would say hi to me! dont be hating..! he just couldnt phantom that a somali had discovered that piece of u know wat before him!

^lol..why not get a life. u aint fooling no 1. u just ill... another loser homie who is nothing but a tug.

^lol...wazzup with side change duke! u know uncle aint gonna be happy with that..lol. or have u been captured in that lil neighborhood fight and is under torture!! wazzup?? speak up!

naah come on...u just going for the throat. Mai how come all this famous somali artists r the only ones getting accused? this sounds to me just another gold digga crying wolf!! why she waited for so long is my question?

xalimoo and a good came back! just never happens. abaayoinka, shut it or swim in back stroke steez. dont sink like a stone!

give it couple of days and both will there 2. kuwaan aa dad moodeen rag and wanna tell me that this bunch of morans are leaders. i am so pissed that i gotta watch an amxaar piss on my country through these tugs. i wont mind busting a cap on their empty foreheads.

still ma xaafadihii aa laga hadlaa! homies, u all know xaafado aint gonna get no peace till the whole country gets peace. so why waste your time on single xaafad and not go for the big picture. if your neighbor is on fire, u damn well know that you will be on fire soon if you dont get the help of the rest of your neighbors. whats up with short sightedness?

wc back homie, everytime u come back, something happpens in somali... now tfg is in a hell-hole and getting the spanking they so deserve. u must be doing some behind the scene good work. far out homie, keep it up. lefty was a mean good ole boy...i hope we havent lost his genes among us. u know that be a sad in somaliville. hopefully, soon his kind will show up not only in the net but also amongst our freedom fighters back in the homeland.

that homie is big time fuleey... i do it via 3-way call with the shiekh. so when he asks me why...i go shes tripping man!! then she yabbs...and i go, see see wat i am talking about! give her 3 strikes homie boy.

yo val-gd (gold digger) my stock is going up gal! i amna put this offer for you on the table...if you decide to sign and take it, this agreement is non-negiotable for 10 yrs. - house in beverlly hills. - on part time maid. (weekend not included) - pm 1000k/wk (pocket money) - mercedes convertable. - u must attend 2 dinners with at home per week. - 5 romanatic nites per month. - u cant bring family member w/o my permission. - big smile when my friends r around. any violation of the above conditions will terminate your marriage contract. And incase i die, my inheritance goes to my granny in las anod.

the dude has no brains! i lost the lakers when they traded shaaq for this dip shyte... they should trade him to TO, may be some ladies over there will get excited!! take him layzie! hes all yours. waa dameer bilaa caqliy ah.