Since we speaking of Love let me type some keystyle....... Everytime u pass me by I tend 2injure my neck Around u I transform into a amature child... OooooooooooH! that is so sweet, describtive shit but anyway...here I go...this is about some dude that had me feeling his poetry like crazy....SKILLS.I hope I did him justice His poetry soothes me Like a sand seduces an ocean Of glistening clear blue water Eases my senses Takes me to paradise His poetry sings to me The way Marvin's voice croons the soul He inspires me and that's what keeps me going He tells a powerful story And leads me on searching for a clue Of what makes him so incredible His poetry holds the answers To the hidden riddles in my heart He speaks to me without a sound And leaves me feeling free and lovely His poetry gives me chills As he wraps me up in his Soulful words and leaves me tangled Never scolded by his words Puts me at ease without missing a beat His Poetry captures my soul Like a thief in the dark night Making my thought his Leaving speechless

looool Balaayo!!!! this is the first time I read something from begining to end (8 pages and All :eek: )and the fact that your analysis on all the nomads were almost correct leaves me in awe.....dayum

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool dayum! that made my day....... my favorite ones 7. The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and the Spook. 9. When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass. 10. We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T." and finally the Killer...loool 12. The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the cherry."

One morning, seventy-five year old Marvin is reminded by his secretary that it his wife's birthday. At lunch, Marvin goes to the local mall and tries to find a gift for her. Upon passing a lingerie store, Marvin realizes that his wife has never bought any lingerie in her life. He gets the idea to buy his wife something sexy to make her feel good and young. Marvin goes into the store and tells the clerk to wrap up the most expensive, sheerest negligee she has. Marvin takes the gift and excitedly runs home to his wife. Upon finding her in the kitchen he tells her to take the gift upstairs and unwrap it. He'll wait in the kitchen. His wife thanks him and goes up to the bedroom. Once the package is opened she realizes that this is something she's never had before. She also sees that it is so sheer it leaves nothing to the imagination. She thinks for a moment and then decides that she'll really surprise Marvin and go downstairs without any clothes on at all. So she leaves the negligee on the bed and starts down the stairs stark naked. She calls out, ''Marvin, come out to the hallway and look.'' Marvin walks out to the staircase, looks up at his wife, and exclaims, ''All that money and they didn't even iron it?!'' ---------------------- One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. ''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried. ''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box! --------------- **** you and trouble robbed a bank. As they were speeding away the police hit them trouble hopped out with the money and ****you got caught. At the trail the bailor asked what's your name son he said **** you. So the judge asked him his name he said **** you. Then the jufge said you lookin for trouble he said yeah when you find that Mother****** tell him I'm lookin for him ---------------- For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life. The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces. "You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them. Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head." --------------------------- An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother -------------------- A beautfiul woman walks into a doctors office and the doctor is awestruck. All his professionalism goes out the window. He tells her to take off her pants and he starts rubbing her thighs. He says "Do you know what I am doing?" She replies "Yes, checking for abnormalities." He tells her to take off her shrit and bra and he starts rubbing her breats. He says "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies "Yes, checking for lumps and cancer." Finally, he tells he takes off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her, and starts having sex with her. He says "Do you know what I am doing now?" She replies "Yes, getting herpies. That's why I am here."

I love reggea even though I don't understand most of the Lyrics but there beats be Ill...beanie man has to be one of my favorites even though mr.vargas aint that bad...spragga benz is cool too, bounty killa and shaba ranks just be murder those deep voices are undescribable......but I'm feeling Sean Paul...even though he mainstream now back when he came out with Infilterate....I was like aight...he aint going no where but surprise....he makin' money now more than the veterans .....those are my thoughts....

I love reggea even though I don't understand most of the Lyrics but there beats be Ill...beanie man has to be one of my favorites even though mr.vargas aint that bad...spragga benz is cool too, bounty killa and shaba ranks just be murder those deep voices are undescribable......but I'm feeling Sean Paul...even though he mainstream now back when he came out with Infilterate....I was like aight...he aint going no where but surprise....he makin' money now more than the veterans .....those are my thoughts....

I love reggea even though I don't understand most of the Lyrics but there beats be Ill...beanie man has to be one of my favorites even though mr.vargas aint that bad...spragga benz is cool too, bounty killa and shaba ranks just be murder those deep voices are undescribable......but I'm feeling Sean Paul...even though he mainstream now back when he came out with Infilterate....I was like aight...he aint going no where but surprise....he makin' money now more than the veterans .....those are my thoughts....

I love reggea even though I don't understand most of the Lyrics but there beats be Ill...beanie man has to be one of my favorites even though mr.vargas aint that bad...spragga benz is cool too, bounty killa and shaba ranks just be murder those deep voices are undescribable......but I'm feeling Sean Paul...even though he mainstream now back when he came out with Infilterate....I was like aight...he aint going no where but surprise....he makin' money now more than the veterans .....those are my thoughts....

loooooooooooooooool Dayum! 4) When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!"I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!" I'm gonna try that one.....

loooooooooooooooool Dayum! 4) When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!"I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!" I'm gonna try that one.....

loooooooooooool funny but true Word...

16. Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning." He replied "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell." lool Balaayo those had me rolling but this one killed me "Try it again but this time take the club out of your mouth." Istaaqfurulah :eek:

What would u do if a close friend of urs lied to u once..would u forgive her and move on and let it be on ur mind always..or never forgive her or him?? Dayum! there is this saying that comes to my mind.....If a person betrays u once is their fault if they betray u twice it's your fault..so I would forgive that person cause we're all humans and we tend to make mistakes but I wouldn't forget that betrayal and I wouldn't trust them like I used to....... What would you do for the males if your significant other pulled a lorena bobbit (the woman that cut of her husband's penis and threw it over the highway)and for the ladies....would u pull a lorena bobbit on your man.........

What would u do if a close friend of urs lied to u once..would u forgive her and move on and let it be on ur mind always..or never forgive her or him?? Dayum! there is this saying that comes to my mind.....If a person betrays u once is their fault if they betray u twice it's your fault..so I would forgive that person cause we're all humans and we tend to make mistakes but I wouldn't forget that betrayal and I wouldn't trust them like I used to....... What would you do for the males if your significant other pulled a lorena bobbit (the woman that cut of her husband's penis and threw it over the highway)and for the ladies....would u pull a lorena bobbit on your man.........

What would u do if a close friend of urs lied to u once..would u forgive her and move on and let it be on ur mind always..or never forgive her or him?? Dayum! there is this saying that comes to my mind.....If a person betrays u once is their fault if they betray u twice it's your fault..so I would forgive that person cause we're all humans and we tend to make mistakes but I wouldn't forget that betrayal and I wouldn't trust them like I used to....... What would you do for the males if your significant other pulled a lorena bobbit (the woman that cut of her husband's penis and threw it over the highway)and for the ladies....would u pull a lorena bobbit on your man.........

What would u do if a close friend of urs lied to u once..would u forgive her and move on and let it be on ur mind always..or never forgive her or him?? Dayum! there is this saying that comes to my mind.....If a person betrays u once is their fault if they betray u twice it's your fault..so I would forgive that person cause we're all humans and we tend to make mistakes but I wouldn't forget that betrayal and I wouldn't trust them like I used to....... What would you do for the males if your significant other pulled a lorena bobbit (the woman that cut of her husband's penis and threw it over the highway)and for the ladies....would u pull a lorena bobbit on your man.........

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the definition of macho? A. Jogging home from your vasectomy. Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball. Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because it's worth it. Q. What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? A. Their balls are just for decoration. Q. What is the difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah"? A. About three inches. Q: What's the difference between purple and pink? A. The grip. Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A. It's not hard. Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw. Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 pounds. Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes. Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? A. The swallow. Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare. Q. Why do most women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? A. Because most men are stupid but few are blind. ---------------------- One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?" ----------------- A small guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch bozack, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown." The small white guy faints! The big dude picks up the small guy, brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him, and asks the small guy "What's wrong?" The small white guy says, "Excuse me but what did you say?" The big dude looks down, "I said: 7 foot tall, 350 Pounds, 20 inch bozack, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Thank god, I thought you said 'Turnaround.'" ------- 10 things to do in an Elevator 10.When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 9.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 8.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 6.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 4.Ask, "Did you feel that?" 3.Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. 2.Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" and the number one thing to do in an elevator... 1.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!"

The boy started off, "Hi, my name's Chuck… --" and the farmer shot him. loooool every boy said what he was going to do with the girl which rhymed......and since F*ck rhymes with chuck...I'm guessing that is why he got shot

A guy goes into a church for confession and he goes in to the confessional.The priest says I gotta go and take a shit can you cover for me? The guy says sure.The priest tells him all he needs to know is written on the walls inside the confesional. The priest leaves.... The man is covering for the priest and a women walks in.She said i just had oral sex.The man looks it up on the wall and says pray 2 hail mary's.Another women walks in says i just had sex in my parents bed.The guy looks it up and says pray 5 hail mary's.The next girl comes in and says i Just had anal sex.The guy looks it up and doesn't see it on the wall.The man goes to go find the priest but finds a alter boy isntead.He asks the alter boy what does father give for anal sex. The alter boy whispers in the mans ear..."2 Chocolate bars and a Yahoo but don't tell anyone

people read the directions......dang y'all anyway Sweet gal tanikiyu! I'll take her shopping and do things to make her happy...... next Q: what would you do if you could have the opposite sex organ for 2 dayz??

people read the directions......dang y'all anyway Sweet gal tanikiyu! I'll take her shopping and do things to make her happy...... next Q: what would you do if you could have the opposite sex organ for 2 dayz??

people read the directions......dang y'all anyway Sweet gal tanikiyu! I'll take her shopping and do things to make her happy...... next Q: what would you do if you could have the opposite sex organ for 2 dayz??

people read the directions......dang y'all anyway Sweet gal tanikiyu! I'll take her shopping and do things to make her happy...... next Q: what would you do if you could have the opposite sex organ for 2 dayz??

First you put down a question about a situation, and what would you do. The next person answers the Q, and puts down a new question. I'm starting this off.. What would you do if you knew the person that had killed your mom?

First you put down a question about a situation, and what would you do. The next person answers the Q, and puts down a new question. I'm starting this off.. What would you do if you knew the person that had killed your mom?