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Hate, party of one your table is ready. I second Sky. Absolutely gorgeous. Cheers.

Wow. How did I miss this topic. (so far anyway) Why do battered women stay in Abusive relationship? It depends abaayo. I can't say I know exactly why they do stay in such a relationship, but I have noticed a pattern(s) concerning abused women. In my Jr. year of High school I used to volunteer at this Shelter for battered women, and the women who stayed there were mostly from broken homes/families. Their relationship with their father (The man whom you judge against all men, aside from the prophet s.c.w of course), if he so hapenned to be in their life was either tumultuous, or nonexistant(The latter being a result of the first). Also, these women believed these "men" (sorry excuse is more like it) loved them as a result they tended to think they deserved being abused as if they were the ones in the wrong. Sometimes, heck they even believed it. Some women not only stayed in abusive relationships but they only wanted (seeked) a relationship with an abusive man, it was so normal, and it was safe (fear of the unknown?) because it tended to mirror the one their parents had. Sometimes they stay because of their Kids. Their reasons are like a boundary that is boundless.

How well do those you are close to know you? Not as well as they think or would like to (Probably the latter, I'm just that famous) Do you show the same basic personality in all relationships? Lets just write: I'm like chameleon with every one except my hooyo. I'm always the same person with my dear mother. (Hooyo macaanto! Sweet love of my life. Your love is like food to my soul). If two persons were comparing notes, describing you as their former partner, do you believe there would be many similarities in what they would have to say? Leaving room for personal perception, of course. They might find similarities but they won't be positive. I know that for sure, I mean c'mon there is a reason why they're "former partners" Have you ever felt uncomfortable by someone pointing out how different you appear when in another's presence? No. I usually laugh then send my posse of weirdos to beat them up. Do you have the tendancy to reinvent yourself with each new relationship? Nope, that takes too much energy. What is the point, I mean each new relationship will soon be a past relationship anyway. Basically I'm consistently inconsistent.

War Balaayo. :eek:

Originally posted by Ducaqabe: I don’t know what they will say but I am gonna fight to keep this ticket off my record. Any advice? I would suggest hiring a lawyer, or atleast consulting one. It never hurts.

Well. Abaayo-yaal. It's not xaraam for two people who plan to marry (by the will of Allah, of course) to "meet" up but I've been told they'd have to be chaperoned. Atleast that is what I heard. Anyway. Ladies and Gents it's in your interest to not "sample" each other before marriage (That is if you truly want to marry this person/s). I read this hadiith that if you act as if though you're already married before you truly are, then you either won't end up married, or your marriage might not be successful. (If you can afford to take the chance then do so, if not. May allah bless you.) @Brown. If I didn't know better I would think that you were mocking me,(and my homestate) but then hey! wait a second.....I do know better. BTW, I don't vent (despicable word that) maandhow I express myself. :cool:

I would suggest going to the local library, or Google-ing instead of sending Adeer P. your pictures. God forbid.

^LooooooooooooooooooL Istaaqfurulah. Correct me if I'm wrong, feel free by the way, for I'm rarely wrong (Okay fine. I'm always wrong but indulge me in this will you...) but isn't the Niikaax, the engagement? If so, how can having a relationship with your fiancee be forbidden, after all the wedding, or arooska is just a formality right? A formality,BTW, I can do without (That is the arooska and all it's oogie boogie bullsh!t). It is just an excuse for the bride to chemically peel her face (litterly! we are way passed Diana. carbon-based life forms). It is more like a facial edema infection waiting to happen nowadays ( I understand though, I mean Beauty is skin deep but sometimes some brides have to pull back or rather try to get rid off alot of layers dee and who can blame them?). Also it is one of the many events Husbands will have to squander all their (Yippie), and their family's (Not a good idea and only if desperate. Must be done without wife's knowledge) hard earned money (and he better with a nice big smile, do hide ilko fargeeto or ilko dawaco if you have any, no need to scare your bride or the children). Why? Well, because the bride's family is not going to pay for the wedding (The bride usually makes this clear in the begining of the courtship, look for signs dudes. Seriously pay attention). It is only fair that the Husband pay for the friggin' wedding'majinger since wifey is looking out for him (Yes YOU Silly.) because if her family does pay for the wedding YOUR marriage is not going to be successful. Yaahuu iyo balaayo baa meesha ka dhici doonto. (excuse the somali.) Why? (you might be wondering, it is only natural.) Well. she, your wife, would never hear the end of what a cheapskate (Yes. this means YOU) she married and neither will your kids This wedding business is despicable but sometimes life is a b!tch, just don't let it screw you without protection. (strap up dee, self-preservation is a must) The mother of all the sh!tload is yet to come. The reason for this oogie boogie bullsh!t is just as screwed up as car without an engine, which is, btw just so people you don't even talk to or even acknowledge their existance ( there are alot of them!), or you might not even know or want to know (and surprisingly there are alot of them too!) can enjoy themselves with what your hard earned money bought them and are they greatful? (Aaah! lets think this over people)...... Hell No. They talk about you, and your spouse behind your backs and you know anything that is said behind one's back isn't going to be complimentary. Lets just say if every person who had nothing nice to say, said nothing at all, Nobody in that hall would be talking. dig? Anyway. a quite nikaax at your local masjid is the way to go. Btw. Please answer my question and May allah bless you for posting this. Mansha'allah. May allah forgive our sins. (Aamin.)

^ . Only after me dee. @ G-meister The butterfly. The butt. The tootsie roll. Gosh I miss those dances. slide slide slippity-slide with switches on the block in a '65 ... slide slide slippity-slide I do what I do just to survive Originally posted by Legend of Zu: Hehehe..I wonder what a stressed out teletubby will do?... Well.Hell. A stressed out teletubby pops a prozac every hour on the hour (I fall in love with you....The Duke everybody!)and imagines what the result would be if Dr.Phil and Oprah decided to mate.

Sign: Aries Born:Year of the Tiger Well. lets see. or rather read I'm allergic to bullsh!t. I think Men should be Lorena Bobbited (Yes. It is a word) so they wouldn't be so cocky. I'm a big green day and B.I.G fan. Lately I have been listening to Slim thug, The killers and Trey Songz. Papa roach is cool too . My theme song is Good Charlotte's Another Looser Anthem. I think I'm very funny but most people I friggin' know think I'm just funny looking. Last time I checked, I was female (surprisingly). I'm quite tall and I'm often times mistaken for a poolstick or a stressed out teletubby who is on the Atkins and South beach diet. Oh Yeah. I have alot of time on my hands and I don't even wear a watch. Way friggin' cool huh?

Sh!t happens unless you're constipated but I hate loving you. I Love to hate you. F!ck.. I do love you but My mind's eye sees What my heart's mouth can’t speak Words it forms I can’t express In any form I’m less With out speech. F!ck.. I’m speechless Nor do I wish to speak. Every time I try, I stay Silent And what good is my f!cking voice If it can’t be heard What good are my feelings, If they can’t be told F!ck.. Listen Cries I shrill And they go unheard. F!ck..See Tears I cry And they go unnoticed F!ck.. Wounds Heal And bruises do fade But you dealt me a terrible blow Knocked all my senses out for I couldn’t feel sh!t As you cont’d molesting my mind Silent as F!ck. like two mating mimes I couldn’t hear sh!t .F!ck. As you came again for the second time Voicing your cries of pleasure Ignoring my cries of plea I couldn’t touch sh!t. F!ck. Couldn't even push you away My hands and feet paralyzed As if my veins carried novocain I couldn’t smell sh!t. F!ck. Not even your mint breath My nose ceased breathing As your thrusts deepened I couldn’t see sh!t. F!ck. Nor did I wish to. F!ck. Eye was so f!cking blind. For I never forseen you raping me.F!ck. Yes. F!ck The world F!ck them F!ck off but not me. Please not me Not so brutally Never again.

^Say Word. Mansha'allah. Originally posted by HornAfrique: ..and one of the disgustingly handsome brothers. War Balaayo. :eek: Alla, yaa been isku sheegay. Horta ma ogtahay maandhow Nin is fanshay inuu ri is nuugtay lamidh yahay? Btw. I wrote Beautiful. You feminine looking Square bear.

Originally posted by ORGILAQE: I dont know why the lady wishes to amputate my perfectly tuned third leg support!.I am quite happy to keep that way besides i havent seen her credentials as a surgeon!!!! No. I'm not certified to be a surgeon but neither was Lorena Bobbit. Aaaah . Now that is A Woman I wish we had more like her instead of these friggin' sissies.

^I second that. Orgi Dude, War balaayo, maandhow you should get the deformed leg amputated.

Originally posted by Afromali: And we got stuck with the Fugly Sol-ette?. Great Friggin' African Booty Scratcher. Oogie Boogie Chicken Monkey,it's more like a pocketful of awesome

^War Balaayo. same here. We are 9 in all. 7 disgustingly beautiful brothers and a disgustingly beautiful sister (mansha'allah) plus me. The ugly duckling but atleast I have my health.

Congrats and Masha'allah Wiilo. Wiil iyo Caano. Gabar iyo Malab Mataano iyo Shaax.

Waa sax. Anywho the question still stands just change the number. Btw, Why did you add the other 4?

I would bring a husband.

If my saving account is any indication, I don't know how to save (Damn Krispy kremes)so I rather not try laakiinse I have a question, why did you choose to save those 4 instead of the others?

Chicken Breyani, Iska Waran? Yep as usual you're too late but thanks anyway. Holler.

I don't need 8 reasons to keep me from moving to Canada. It's Canada for God Sakes.

I have no problem asking a guy to marry me, I actually plan on doing the asking if I change my mind about marriage. Pili Pili, you're such a girly girl but from what I heard, you might soon be plural instead of Single Holler.