The Paradigm: Laa tefhamoni qaladh ya naas!!! Fulay baan ahay....and I can proof it

So you have a cool brotha who loves you and you "play fight"? Ask yourself these questions: -Does he remind you of someone? -does he have bad habits? -Is he your type or you got comfortable? If that doesn't help......Seek a shrink or even better tune to Dr. Phil @your timing

You scored a 50% on the "How Somalian are you?" Quizie! 136 people had a score lower than yours 554 people had a score higher than yours 197 people had a score the same as yours .................... Thas is some really messed up S**T.....So, what am I seppose to do now to my green Somali passport?

Ciid Mubarak to both of ya......I thought the Ciid was somewhere in the end of this month! maybe not...

Rudy: NICE!!! OG: good to see ya, about the "disposable boyfriend" I didn't mean the physical aspects of it......I ment all around! BOB: you can add girlfriends as well...just to make you feel better

-A human like robot made just to massage feet. -A REAL personal bubble. -Image pills....so people could be satisfied with the way they look -Disposable Boyfriends -hadeey hooyooyinka qayla dhaafaan....That would be nice too

I would cry out loud, send a private message to each and every nomad, and jumb off of 1 foot bridge :mad: I guess if I'm still doing allright after all shaah iyo caanobaan iska doonan!

AAMIN

It's all about guys and pink....... Also, if you guys didn't get the "MEMO" Polo days are so over...it's all about Lacoste

VERA WANG!!!!! Indhayar aa SADEX IGU QABA this year

Also, Don't forget whether you're wearing pants or skirt Hosiery is vewy vewy important...No fishnets or anything like that.....but a color and texture that is suitable to whatever you'll wear

Qac Qac: aad baad ugu mahadsantahay. Aboowihiis, ha iloobin Somali ahaan waaban iska necebnahay waxaan Somali Ahayn like we are superior or something! It's not just our generation either its been like that for ages! Also, as I pointed out earlier, What difference does it make wether we Chill with cadaan or madow? What makes it OK to act black or cadaan as long as you are neglecting the reality of being Somali and Muslim? And where do you draw the line of cadaanism?

Qac Qac: I have seen a lot of somali people dissing dadka carabta ka Imaaday for no LEGITIMATE reason! I see Ilmo Somalia ka imaadey 2 years ago oo already Somali "Iloobey", and they acting like the missing child of 2pac! you don't see me complaining.................... I'll tell you one thing thou, Dadka carabaha ka imaadey wayka maskax furan yihiin dadka kale..kamana wado wayka caqli badan yihiin..we have no trouble having friends of all races, whether they were cadan, madow or indhayar they're still non-Somali what difference does their color make?NADA.....

Rokko: Maybe she's trying to share something with people!

hehehehehehe...I think the funniest thing I read in this topic was "Sweet Tomato" by Checkmate. waryaa, What kind of girls have you been dating lately? I once know a girl by the name of Naciimo Dooli, Dooli=Mouse!!! Miskiinta futurekeedii wey dileen! I think we are the rudest& meanest nation in the world....naxariis xataa ma qabno: waxaa arkee hooyooyin ilmahooda ugu yeeraya hebel Nero(black), Dhagwayne, Madaxwayne, Ilka burbur, or kuusow!!!! What about Suuro la qarqara this was one of my mother's friends!!!!

SisSade: Thanks, I started with the one in my own room you could never be too careful

Favorite Poopie list! Ghost Poopie The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet. Clean Poopie The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. Wet Poopie The kind where you wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't runie them with a stain. Second Wave Poopie The kind that happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more. Turtle Poopie The kind of poopie that pops out a little and goes back in a few times before it finallly comes out Pop-a-Vein-in-your-Forehead-Poopie The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. Lincoln Log Poopie The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the plunger. Gas-sy Poopie The kind where it's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling! Drinker Poopie The kind of Poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. Corn Poopie (Self explanatory) Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poop Poopie The kind where you want to Poopie, but all you do is it on the toilet and fart a few times. Spinal Tap Poopie That's the kind when it hurts so badly coming out, you swear it was leaving you sideways. Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump) The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt cheeks get spashed with water. Liquid Poopie The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots you of your butt and spashes all over the toilet bowl. Mexican Poopie The kind that smells so bad your nose burns. Upper Class Poopie The kind of Poopie that doesn't smell. The Suprise Poopie You are not even at the toilet, because you are sure you are about to fart, but, OOPS---a Poopie! The Dangling Poopie This Poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-ing. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose. Hopefully, now you feel that you're not alone in this world, and there's few others who share the same poopie traits

Nuune: I'm due next week:) so officially I'm -7 DAYS old ok, ok, 21........tear drop!

lol..this was off the hook!

another line: Mike mayers: The fish is talking, but is he saying anything?

Faint..Cry over it...forget it! coz if he leaves her for you..you'd always wonder if he would leave you for another

'All I have in this world is my word and my balls and I don't break them for nobody' .....

Take my Breathe Away by Berlin from the movie Top Gun! I'm addicted to that song...... Going to the movies...I've seen Kill Bill2 2wice, Man On Fire twice, The Prince and Me twice......SAD!! My New Favorite Addiction: Rock Climbing!! talk about a chick with no life!

Intuition Finding Nemo My line is: Actor: Fix your tail lights! some bad guy: what's wrong with it? Actor: wabam!!!!!! I broke it!!!!!