thank you for not saying we're good for nothing

I really don't know Shyhem: keep up the negativity..way to go!

you welcome, anytime!

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Ameenah...you've got the only and I mean the only funny somali guy...mabrook

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My ex=DOG

lol Suad:) Odayaasha never forget these stuff...means one of them will be telling his hot son!DARN Here's mine: I'm not the most graceful thing as I appear.....I was shopping last week in the mall and I was awfully satistied with the way I looked..as a Friday night the mall was packed with people...not that I care..but that is when my legs decided that they can no longer walk...WEEEEEEF! BOOOM!!!so I ended up in the floor, bags all over the place, people staring @ me like no one is business!!!!and waxa ka daran is the mall that I work in! means I'm there every weekend! :mad:

Damn girl!!! that is my all time favorite:) I think I wrote that song in my other life

"Spare me the bull***t"when people try to suck up to me... "Women were born leaders..you're following one" Unknown "No man is an Island" "twenty years from now you'll be dissapointed by the things you didn't do...then by the things you've done..so, throw away the bowliness..catch the trade winds..dream, and discover"Mark Twain

1.I've seen a lot of Huge somali men..and I mean HUGGGEEE 2.I have Damb chinese in my class...he can't spell Mississippi 3.True..True..True...True..True...True.. 4.??? maybe you mean hairyness 5.true..and they smell too! yuck! 6.True..True..True...True..True...True..True..True..True...True..True...True..True..True..True...True..True...True..True..True..True...True..True...True..True..True..True...True..T rue...True.. 7.I wouldn't know..so it's true 8.YES, Yes, but you can give them credit for cooking. 9.(R.V imitating congress sessions) I second 10. Oh, God! there goes another person who realize that!!!!...lol

Al-jazeera is one of the best news networks...is the only channel that is on our TV since the war.... Aljazeera sometimes struggles on seperating news from opinion their slogen "Ra'yiga(opinion)..iyo Ra'yiga kasoo horjeeda" which pretty much explains that they deliver the news with their point of view.... We do live here were we "sepposely" have freedom of press..but they only tell you what they want you to know...therefore, Networks like Al-jazeera is a real helper to know what's actually going on.

I work for an animal rescue team and you are the ugliest bird here so my mission is to rescue u 2nite. Damn Nindoon.........that was funny! 1. Did it hurt? me:what? Him: when you fell from heaven... 2. Your lips are tempting, can I kiss them? 3. abaayo, Marry maad la dhalatay? Noo!Then marry me..... 4. this one happened last week and I did give him my digits.... <<< Abaayo, Fartaada shaaha ii gali..sokortiiyaa dhamaataye it was damn funny

1ST Lady: I know What you did last summer! or I should say I know Where You @! Muwahahahahahaha!!!! Well, I'm representing State of Lovers known as Virginia....

labadaan are my favorites ayaamahaan: Vera Wang some Damn good incidents.... Angel by Thierry Mugler Etoile...the whole collection is just hoooff!! love it! love it! love it!

Good question:) I think... way ka raxma badantahay other words such as war hebaloow/heblaayooy...

Shaytan : was that seppose to be a "secret"!

Heya Everyone! Deepest secret: usually I wake up really late about 3am or something and start eating....I count that one as my 6th meal for the day! I don't add it to the following day but I consider it as an end for the past day

don't call me Superstitious but as a chick who was raised in Arab countries they say colognes are bad for any relationship I'll go with the leather wallet.

I absolutely agree with ya KK but there are always the a$$H****s without any manners no matter how well you're dressed or carried yourself they still expect from you to excuse them for making a$$ of themselves in general! like they have the assumption you'll be impressed by their a$$h***ness! Good Lord! as I said again, I don't think there's any harm in telling my real name and I always do, but as the conversation goes if I wasn't interested in him I'd tell him that I'm taken in that case you never know, we could be best friends! no harm, no hard feeling, no cuqdad or whatsoever

ShyHem: yaakheey naga dhaaf nooh! I ain't naive or anything but there are two types of check outs: one I would really edmire the way he's checking me out in an appropriate(if there is such a thing" and he's good to go two: he would check me out like he owns me or something and sorry can't help him he gotta hit the road

Can I Getta WOO WOO! 1St Lady: that's so true....with parents you can always explain and say classmates and stuff...but some of them are just off limits! Majdi and KK: I hate to assume things but you can always determine what the person wants from you from the way they approach you from the start...I mean if he's looking @ anything beside your face he needs to hit the free way..

I think this the meanest thing for a mother to say " naa maxaad ula qoslaysaa sidii(excuse my language) dhillo arax lasiiyay" it is very funny coz it doesn't make sense but it's mean :mad: "Allah yaaku arka adoo reer leh" this is my dad "muxuu wiilku dheeryahay haday wadato hawsheeda" luv ya dad "allah inaan haan iska tosho baa ii dhaantay markaan dhalay tan"

Da-BEAST:) welcome to SOL for sure you'll have a blast with the nomads in here:) I really love to stick with my name coz it happens seeing the same person after couple days and by that time I don't want to look stupid when they ask: What Was Your Name again? so if I don't like a guy I just tell him I'm taken.....it works for me

oh my my! it's good to be "HOME" I missed everyone...even I missed seeing my nick name