The Pakistani Imam: "I think you should let it all out." OK, might have not said that word to word but that was what he meant when the gay guy said he hasn't really mourned his father. Channel Four makes people dumber. IT IS A SCIENTIFIC FACT! It's ******* pure rubbish. All the producer's at C4 ought to be strangled with a wire and thrown into a lake. That's what they deserve for broadcasting stu-pid shit 24/7.

i know i have been truly successful when i die broke and insane.

OMG Alf! I want to marry you just for bringing him up, I'll youtube the show right now!

Originally posted by Ghanima: quote: Ngonge, since I live near you and all can I have the coupon for the Swedish massage please I mean why do you need it for?? :confused: anything swedish is ghey!

Originally posted by The Zack: I carry my own towel and bakeeri. hahaha

Originally posted by Cara: ^We could make a little extra income and rent it out for adverts. pure genius.

it's called extremely dry and hence extremely bad sense of humour.

Originally posted by Positive: Adn Thanks for your contributions. I see that you have similar opinions as Xiin. I differ in that I do not think Sufism is bad (that'd be very silly of me). So quite the contrary.

SubhanAllah. A 16-year-old... God, some people are just out of their minds... "There are reports the teen would wear the special garb to school then change when she got there to fool her father. " That's what happens when you suffocate your children by not teaching them about the religion and GOD, but just what they are "supposed" to do in order for the family to look like an average Somali family. Us Somalis take Islam and being a Muslim for granted. May Allah guide us all.

I didn't know this Chubacka. What a wonderful opportunity to pay back the debt from Ramadan. Of course, that's not how one should be thinking...

Originally posted by Northerner: LoL Somaalidu been badanaa! Have you heard that P. Diddy is Somali? And so was apparently Aaliyah.

The only thing that seperates man from the ape is the forehead. People who don't have big foreheads are repulsive! Long live Somalis and their big, beautiful foreheads!

Originally posted by Skipper: Display when you say my people what do you mean exactly? you are not calling the norwegians my folks are you? Being a norwegian citizen does not make me a norwegian and that is the wisdom i tell every xalimo and farax who are ****** enough to call themselves norwegian. I'm scared of you now. Seriousness is something I fright, along with my credit card being declined in front of loads of customers when all I'm trying to buy is something from the Tesco Basic brand. "not having friends is not as bad as it seems." It's the new popular.

Originally posted by Pucca: This eid is ALL about money... As a child I thought "Eid Mubarak" meant have some money. Wallahi. So I'd stand there, in front of whoever said it, until they gave me money or be extremely puzzled if they didn't. "Then why did he say Eid Mubarak if he didn't mean it!" It's nice to see there are still some people who associate Eid with money.

Norwegian Skipper, I get easily addicted to certain sites, it's a form of sadness. That and I have no friends. Your people donated my people a christmas tree. Yes, I felt you should know.

Originally posted by *Pujah*: Will take two little men in my life to Chucky Cheese and spoil them for the day doing whatever they want then hopefully catch up with some old friends in the evening. I love Chucky Cheese. Eid smells different. There's something about it, the whole day feels different. Joyful. ****, I really should be writing my essay. WHAT is with this place?? It's almost as viciously addictive as Facebook.

i've always wondered at what point an offspring became a whole new species. the bigger and more outrageous the lie, the most likely it's going to be accepted. i share a world with morons. how consoling.

have a look at my equation. do you agree with it?

Originally posted by Ameen: quote:Originally posted by -Nomadique-: If you bothered to get on facebook.. I'm back on Facebook ooooh facebook addicts. i have an equation for facebook. facebook needs time. time is money. Time = money Facebook = money^2 Money is the root of all evil Money = √all evil Facebook = (√ all evil)^2 Facebook = all evil Facebook is all evil.

Originally posted by NGONGE: I have only eight days to engineer a fight with the wife and storm out on Eid day itself so I can go chewing with the boys. Must. Think. Of. Something. Convincing. Must. Think. Of. Something. Convincing. Must. Think....... HILARIOUS.

QUOTE XIINFANIIN: "Time is an absolute reality, not unreal" or the invention of the human mind, might i add. i agree. therefore it's not subjective, because it's something completely independent of us. I believe time was created by God along with the universe. I don't believe time exists outside of our universe because there's no need for it. God does not live in time because it is His creation the same way He does not live in universe. QUOTE XIINFANIIN: "Time is what's measured adeer, and its measurement is relative to the one doing the measuring..." time is more than a clock measuring the rate matter traverses. time is definite equations, which show the earth's rotations and revolvements, and the distances from the moon and sun are critical factors, not just some random movements with no bearings. for example a minute has 60 seconds. now of course we could use a different clock of 150 seconds(min) and render the minutes and hours shorter than how we do now. that can be seen as a subjective human measurement - but the period of the day is not alterable - it is constant, predating humans. this gives time a definitive reality which transcends subjective humans.

Kool Kat - feeling hunger is a physical thing, just like feeling pain. You don't need language or even thought for that matter, to experience a feeling. However processing the feeling needs thinking. So a baby can feel hunger without actually having to think about it. When it feels it has to do something about it, that is when it starts (has started) thinking. But what is a thought? Nehada - can you think without language?

Originally posted by J.11: a display name, oh thanks. I sense that you are trying to make a sad man feel better by telling him he has hope in writing. Its working, I can feel it . Which writer were you reminded of? As for the essay, what is it about? i don't remember really. i can't tell you what the essay is about, unfortunately. i don't wish to be associated with that kind of sadness in these forums. would be terrible for my street credibility. suuqa marabi in aa iska xiro.

i'm supposed to be writing an essay. i was supposed to be writing an essay yesterday as well. instead i come on SOL and spam around. how much more sadder can my life get? and now my brain thought that was a question and came up with several depressing answers...

i liked the tugsi bit, very amusing. you know how to engage readers. perhaps you should write more, you know, abandon your dayjob and become a writer. if you fail you can always curse life and become emo which will probably land you with a contract with some publishing company... i'm a worse ranter than you are. seriously though, it reminded me of some writer...