Because it distinctly resembles Baphomet.

hahah! I am so sorry. But your second post... it made me laugh... "Next, we will have that thing flying over the cities of Somaliland " = doom! "the land survived wars and famine but was ultimately brought down by home made helicopters"

Originally posted by Mr. Red Sea: quote:Originally posted by 2+2=5: General Duke, I think you might be onto something. Urur aan furno. "Integrated Somalis". Short courses and workshops on how to be more European, lectures on the disgustingness of being Somali and solutions to how a Somali can rid himself of such misfortune as being born Somali. I think we should do this. No I think you should just get on with some blonde hair blue eyed angel and you're good to go. No need to drag all of us with you. I don't get this post. I was offering solution. What are you offering? Mockery?

Hey thanks to this thread, I now realize why Somalia is in the state it is. Because of people like Ngonge et al who claim to be modern and civilized but are in reality narrow-minded and deeply, deeply qabiil driven. Hypocrites! You are no better than oday yaasha oo dalka laayeen.

I don't like your avatar, GDwonder.

Originally posted by chubacka: personally i wouldnt put any child under 3 in nursery. You are right. What they need when they are under 3 is a full-time stay-in nanny. They need to bond with an adult

General Duke, I think you might be onto something. Urur aan furno. "Integrated Somalis". Short courses and workshops on how to be more European, lectures on the disgustingness of being Somali and solutions to how a Somali can rid himself of such misfortune as being born Somali. I think we should do this.

Originally posted by Peacenow: The never ending nightmare humiliating calamity continues. It continues and continues and still ending. The constant reminder of failure and never escaping from it. There is no place you escape from them. Until you change your facial features to look apart from them. I was in Geneva on December 7th and I was passing a small underground supermarket underneath the Geneva Station to catch the short train to take me back to the airport. There he was. He spotted me. ''Warya. Warya'' he said in a loud loutish voice. Did I know him? No. I hated that he felt that I had something to do with him. I immediately spotted him. He wore raggy clothes, unkempt hair and lips full of open cold sores. I wanted to die and the ground to eat me alive. I felt the searing electric eyes unwelcome eyes of the Swiss as they walked past us. Welcome to Europe. As we talked. I understood him better than he did me. I speak the very weak Somali, that many are familiar with nowadays that is the product of nearly 2 generations spent outside the country. He noticed this. But I brushed this away. I didn't give him any money. Cause he didn't ask for any. Still even i felt sorry for him. Walking the streets being a poor Somali would be hell on earth. Just another day being Somali in Europe. This brought a tear to my eye. Thank you. We need more people like you. We need to show the world we don't want to be Somalis anymore. We need to seek European's acceptance by changing our facial features. We need to be and look more like them. That will make us worthy of living.

"In the 1980s, she entered several beauty contests, winning Miss Teen All-American in 1985 and Miss Ohio USA in 1986." - Wikipedia C'mon! She's always been stunning And the fact that, at 42, she looks prettier than girls half her age contributes to the fact that she has great genes.

LOL @ JB your son! Ninkaas ween oo ku dhali karo Halle Berry - how so?

^ (it wasn't really a secret)

Why do all the chubby people look like they have great personalities? Surely it can't be true! She looks the happiest woman I have ever seen in a wedding dress a few feet away from janitorial cleaning products. This reminds me of an old French film "Mama, there's a man in your bed". BTW the film isn't as shaqajaan as the picture (and the title) implies.

Well, I'm a little bit annoyed Halle Berry IS old enough to be my mother, yet is a trillion times better looking than me. OK, maybe not a trillion. Around 900(ish) billion times. So if it's unfair, it's unfair to US! No but you are beautiful, manshaAllah. So... er, happen to have a son?

Like totally! This is like so much fun, but I have to go watch paint dry. It is, of course, much more exciting than having to continuously spoon-feed the opponent. "given a resounding trashing in this thread" "they keep coming back" Continue watching WWE, little boy. Then maybe, one day, when you're old enough, you can CRUSH us with your SPEED RACER hot wheels car or, or, OPTIMUS PRIME or MEGATRON! Yaaay Unfortunately auntie 5 has to go now. She has to baby-sit real kids tomorrow. *Expects some kicking and crying*

Seriously, I can't understand how Australians can be such pineapples in 21st century. Then again, there is a thread here on SOL posted just today, that asks if you would marry a Somali jareer etc.

Originally posted by Jacphar: ^Somali parents find is easy welcoming a non-Somali be it Chinese or Jew than Somali jareer, mushunguli or a those seen inferior sub-clan in somali tradition. You want my honest opinion on this? Don't go there. Swim with your fish. I'll go wherever I want! I'd like to see a Somali jareer etc.! The trouble is I've never seen one. I don't really care as long as they're uber-attractive and like, sooo, like, smart. The only real problem might be lack of confidence / low-self esteem, which they might suffer from due to discrimination. It affects one on so many levels. And that makes the person ultimately unattractive and unbearable to live with.

I've only used "what are you thinking" after terrible silence just as a desperate attempt to open conversation. Isn't that the sole purpose of that mind-numbingly id1otic question? You only use it when you feel like you're in a Harold Pinter play. Or worse, a Samuel Beckett play. Dear God, relationships are awful.

Wow. I just realized how lucky and blessed I am to not consider these issues a factor. I know that my Mom & Dad would welcome even a Chinese into the family so long as he's Muslim and very successful in his chosen field Even a Jewish revert! In fact, one of my mother's friends is Jewish. I've really never seen anyone quite like my mother... To the rest of you: I feel sorry for you! I really do. All that drama...

Originally posted by dhagax.: Vote for me pls! I am willing to buy your votes. Haha I love you already. You should go into politics.

Thanks for the laughs. This is ROFL material.

I have an idea. Lets have our very own SOL beauty pageant I know it's cruel and completely immoral which is why I feel we should do it. Here is my list: FEMALES Nastexa Mohamud Maryan Mahad Indho Uroon A special hair award goes to Fatimah Abdi. MALES The charming fella in Maryan-Ruun Isse's photo. He happens to be so cute he blows everyone else out of the water. There are no runner ups.

^ Haha, so you didn't intend to show your picture to everyone? BTW not all Somalis are pretty, don't take it for granted & 2 rakaco oo salaad tuko and say ALHAMDULILLAAH

OMG Kool Kat is so pretty mA! I thought she was past middle-age and... erm, big. I can't believe this thread grew so much.

I totally saw it.

Yeah right Ngonge, as if there was TV in your childhood!