It's because ultimately, secretly, deep down inside, I desire you. But I need to play hard to get. And I need to play hard to get for, like, the rest of my life even though, ultimately, secretly, deep down inside, I desire you. Life is tough

And here I was thinking this was about your dream vacation to Haiti. I was expecting sandy beaches and crystal clear ocean in the corner of the photos, and your black blurry hands and awkward chin dominating the photos. But the news you shared with us is worse than bad photos. Bal ilaahey ha u gaar gaaro dadkaas. Still, you could have at least put up a few nice photos to lure some much-needed tourists into this poverty ridden island.

C'mon, I'm one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. Just ask my Egyptian probation officer, Aker.

No thanks.

Lol rudy you party pooper.

Originally posted by GDwonder: ^ I managed to see that I'm speechless, what a welcoming.. You must be one of a heck smart SOL'er, that I now confess, I have fond feeling for them.. Thanks, though you'll probably take back your words soon, after you read a few more of my posts. Originally posted by GDwonder: Hada I can only hope you're not a male, because it will be a nightmare, if that's true I need to rent that Brokeback mountain CL was taking about. Haha, you're almost like that old guy in 'Some Like it Hot'. Originally posted by Mr.Paragon: BTW, Maryan and the guy in the picture happen to my little bro and sis. ManshaAllah. Well, I haven't seen Maryan but the little kid is cute.

Indho Blue, forgive me. Of course you get an honourable mention as the creator of the group, and also as the father of 2 adorable daughters mA. A new contestant has entered the female category! Curly the knitter! I can't believe I have friends in common with some SOLers.

*Edited* Cara, enjoy the non-comedy.

Tuujiye wuu wareerey. What had happened? He forgot to write "wareer badanaa!!!" in a reply. Wait, wait, it gets better. - Knock knock. - Who's there? - Peacenow and I'm with the immigration officials. Leave the boat immediately. Wait! There's more. What do you get when you merge a Celine Dion song with a BNP leaflet? Maximus Powers Well, the title was a big give-away.

^ Haha that was funny ("I'm Muslim not Hindu") It was funny because the goat's head (or Baphomet) isn't a Hindu symbol. Since you googled it (I assume), and found out, why do you refer to Hinduism? Maxaad qarineysaa?

Tusaalo.

Originally posted by Curly: You didn't answer by first question, if you were planning to stay at home and your husband worked how do you plan to pay for rent/mortgage, food bills and clothes for your children and the rest? Curly I thought you were smarter than that. Lacagta ciyaalka lagu qaadanaayo iyo ceer. Simples. But the man has to work, a man can't take ceer because it's reserved for women only because they can't work but still need the money to raise the family. Duhhh!

Originally posted by Kool_Kat: quote:Originally posted by 2+2=5: That's it, I'm moving to Florida. Have you seen FL weather lately? HAHAHA OK. That's it, I'm moving to Barbados!

Fabregas, Somalia hasn't been "wahabised", it's been basterdized. I didn't read the whole article, just had a quick glance. One of the women isn't wearing a hijab, yet he writes: "We reach a compromise. I can pose with my sisters and mother if they wear the hijab , or at least long sleeves and skirts. I fake a smile as my heart breaks." He's fake! In Pursuit of Truth (comments section) wrote: " All too often we hear the view points of the west, it's media and seldom from Muslims themselves speaking out about fundamentalism in their religion. " Well this was exactly that. This was from the point of view of Western media, but it was trying very hard to come across as something genuine & from the POV of muslims. NEXT!

Hey there's a section called "Dood Wadaag" everybody! Welcome OP.

Lol @ Maximus Powers. If I say Maximus Power's avatar has a close resemblance to Michael Clarke Duncan (who played the innocent Black guy in Green Mile) and he didn't know who Michael C Duncan was, would that be showing off on my behalf? Of course not. Just type in the word in the search box, GDwonder, and click "images". Or type in the word with "wikipedia" and you'll find it.

Originally posted by The Zack: ^Wow! What a curiousity! Haha ma ila yaabtay No but the lines are very strong & neat, manshaAllah. Usually you get a shakier result hadaa saas uga fogtahay aa qori ku qortid. So i'd like to know how he did it I mean obviously that particular photo has been photoshopped, there's some dodgy dark spot on the right, probably as a result of trying to brush away something... I like his handwriting. Norfsky is probably decent at drawing.

Originally posted by Norfsky: [/QB] Love it! Btw how did you do it, with a stick? You must've been quite far from it since there's no fresh foot prints near the text. Or then you photoshopped the footprints.

Originally posted by Peacenow: It's true paradise and I love the deers visiting. However, Somaliland badly needs roads and massive infrastructure development. What? Peacenow posts a reply free of somali bashing? Is this real? And what is that, he calls the land of Somalis a "true paradise"? 'Tis the end of the world!

Originally posted by SpectaKooler: 2+2: lol@ gay. No comment, buddy. Not a Canadian, but that camping thing sounds pretty cool. Instead of the Native American's, though maybe we'll haul him to our local homeless shelter. That'll make him stay away from drugs. And from enlisting in the US military. 2, for 2. My dear SpectaKooler, homosexuality REALLY is an issue in Somalia. I wasn't joking. I have heard of boys who have been either seduced or raped in Somalia and continue their twisted ways in Europe.

Originally posted by Abu-Salman: unislamic lifestyles in general (and yes that include TVs etc). (DVDs on Islamic Homes by eloquent Somali preachers such as Sh Mustapha Xaaji Ismaaciil). Spectacooler, sending the kid to Somalia has the risk of him getting raped and turning gay. Yes, you read that correct. Like Norfsky said, he needs positive role models. And like Cynical Lady mentioned, he needs to bond with his father. Do you live in Canada? I know a kid whose Father took him camping in Nahanni National Reserve Park for three weeks. He said it was hell and he hated every second of it, but he got a lot closer to his Dad and he grew as a person. They also met some Native Americans and he saw the problems drugs and alcohol caused them. Granted, he isn't Somali but he was a trouble kid as well and this could really work for your nephew.

That's it, I'm moving to Florida.

^

I am male.

Dear God, haven't you heard of Google? What sort of cave do you live in? What if I am male? What if I specifically wanted to see it in IMAX?