Salaam Juxa, ii waraan? How was your weekend?

^

^With a Garisa accent,nobody would have understood it anyway.

^ ,that is the nightmare of diasporians,waxaad modeysaa ineey weligood curbahaa jogii jireen. Afternoon trollers!

^ , a moment of 'lost in translation' there..Lol True,I live far..as for having a life,dont we all? I am hungry..better go make some dinner. have a nice weekend juxa!

^Lol,your working at a place you can open a window and greet passer bys? adigo malteser cunayaa aa?..Are they employing??

^ , your still at work? Xagee adeysaa this weekend?

^Weli your at work? I have been out and about, got called a pirate by some White kids.. ,bloody tv!..Lol

After the success of our Somali Sand In A Jar project, in which we exported Somali sand (in a jar) to millions of homesick Somali Diaspora, we now have the pleasure of informing you of the commencement of our latest venture, profitable cemeteries. ,war yaa kuyirii anyone pays for graves in Somalia? [Do they?]

I am liking this 'new' tuujiye..

No plans,I go with the flow of the days/feelings..I might just spend more time with myself.

Alhamdullilah its friday! WHAT A BLESSED DAY.. The sun is shining,bringin a smile,the sound of birds chirping music to the ears and the air is fresh,the colour green from the grass and the trees,is giving out its oxygen...Alhamdu lilla what a beautiful life to breath.. Happy Friday trollers! [i am chirpy like the birds this morning]..

Dhagax-tuur, Adigii baa igu daraan baa, xaan iyo wax naa quseeynin miska laa timid..Bisinka! ps.Saxibkaa maa Nabi Muhammad buu kaa ficanyahay? Our beloved Prophet[pbuh] married a woman 15yrs older then him,so I dont see why you should brand a brother 'handicapped' because he desires to marry a woman older then him. ps.As for B,dee runtaa loo sheygeyaa,there are people with far more problems,nacnacdisaa walagaa dalee.He needs to visit the nearest hospital/carehomes to see what being 'incapable' trully means..ish!!

^Or he can post here details of his income and outgoings..We might be able to help him manage his money better. Warya B,go find another part time job if your struggling to make ends meet..Seeking benefits should be left to those whom really dont have any other means to survive. ps.How old are you?

LOL@B,warya diib badaniid! subhanallah.. Your a mess,a helpless mess! I mean if they were sending you threating letter it means you havent paid your rent for ages..What have you been doing with your salary? There is no free ride in life..

^Maya,dont want one to wash my legs,bisinka![That job is already filled]. I just want someone to do all the tidious house cleaning work..

^I hear you.

Resistance,how much do you charge an hour,can you iron clothes as well?

^It's Ngonge dee - just words on the screen..lol nuune,salantaa waan kaa qadee my dear.. Juxa,do you have a cleaner? I am seeking one,but feel really bad about having someone else do my cleaning..I am fed up of cleaning though..Lol

Ah! In swahili it is 'Juha' ,but I assumed Juxa must have a different meaning in Somali,for Juxa to call herself Juxa..pheew,that was a mouth ful. If the same meaning,we demand Juxa to change her name.. ,by all means your far from being a 'Juha'..

What does 'juxa' mean?

^Yes,been out all morning,taking it all in..

Afternoon all.. Beautiful day!

I am bila dabeecad,I dont do sharing clothes..I do not borrow from others,so I expect no body to borrow my clothes..I can just tolerate sharing with my sisters/cousins but never a friend,iska baa daa a neighbour..I am strange like that,once a friend insist they want a piece of my clothing waan iska siya,knowing I will not wear that piece again even if they return it clean/pressed and perfumed..

^Oh my,you called him 'empty baaldi', why o why? we wont hear the end of this..