Originally posted by Buuxo: Would i ask him to sign a contract, nope.There is no use for it, by the time he starts thinking about another wife ,he would be around late 60s and over ,in uu isyareeyo lee buu raba, me at that age oday maaro uu mahayii, waan cibaadeeysan laha.I would welcome the idea.Laakiin since we living longer as they say, ana meelahayga baan ka qaraabeysan laha , ee waxaan dhihi laha ...war khayrqabe aan is fasaxno! no contract needed. L0L,I hear grandmas 50+ are hot commodity,so you wont have a hard time finding a mate

Originally posted by Awlugeeye: ^^^ The part of him watching the donkey one was priceless! Few minutes after he left we decided to check his browsing history.There were bears, elephant, and donkeys doing their stuff I was surprised how he gave his sexual need such an outlet.Maybe the guy's sexual energy called for a will power of not submerging or eliminating his fantasy! Perhaps,the Brotha is bored with conventional porn? hah Whatever happened to privacy? Your freind will be out of business pretty soon,someone will sue him

Originally posted by Awlugeeye: Yesterday a friend invited me to visit his new internet café/ boutique. An African American Muslim brother approached my friend, the owner; with complain about a Somali brother watching nude women on the computer. I remained silence because I knew that this was none of my business plus the guy might have been watching a little skin exposed through picture. My friend decided to give the Somali brother the benefit of the doubt and promised to approach him later about the public indecency. Few minutes later we couldn’t comprehend what we saw the Somali brother doing! The psychic phase of him watching animal sex was way over the top . I felt sorry for the sex-mad man who has lost control of faculty of reason, but I couldn’t hold my laughter. That was the highlight of the day ! Well,whats the internet for? if it aint for watching animal porn? :rolleyes: That Akataa brotha,Needs to chill out

Originally posted by Janagale_bi-idnilah: Lol..Faarax-Brawn,,so Duke is in mpls miyaaa, lookin forward to see him. FB..The facts on the ground in Minnesota is that Barack Obama was our candidate, 99% of the Somalis voted for him...Besides that, 85%-90% of the somali populace here are pro-TFG...remember this is not London mate..and we(pro-TFG) with the help of our fellow democrats took Keith to Congress, and gave Obama all of Minnesota's delegates. Just trying to inform you here saxiib...peace L0L @ 85-90% of MPLS residents as pro TFG. Yo!,Twin cities is not only Cedar ma ogtahay? But,for the sake of dismantling a D-Dhilif,Lets do some math shall we? You say,85-90% of twin cities somalis are pro TFG,correct? With Somali population being estimated at about 55K, that means, a whopping 48,125 Somalis out of the 55K are ALL PRO TFG. Bal caqligaada ka dhaqee,do you really believe in that? Seriously? You mean to tell me,for every 10 Somalis you meet,8 of them support the TFG. Cajaaib! LST,@ Charlie Rangel. Heheh,Omar Jamal is no charlie Rangel,he is the Lieberman of the Somali communitty. And Of course am only teasing Duke,but i am also giving him hints that i am all too familiar with the politics of MPLS DFL party activities. Duke,I will just wait the day Obama says something negative about Ethiopia or Yusuf or anyone of your clan members L0L.Of course,IA i will be here as usual to dig out your dirt & shamelessly parade you to all and sundry. I will give you 30days from today. Keep nacnacling of course

Originally posted by Khaalid: Haneefah stop looking at FB's page and accept my friendship request...I can't beleive you been on there :mad: waa kaa go'antahay. The SOL group was really dire last time with all the non pics and fake names. I hope its better now. Btw..all of you that wanna see the fat grinning face of farax check my album before he deletes. Maseerka Dhaaf waraa. Idea aan ku siiyo,be my freind horta Haneefah,Abay,Cuqdad aa sheegee,Qalafana ka dhac *Waa maraan baryootamay yaah* Isseh,Markaad aragtid mid fiigsanoo feebaro haysa aa umaleysid,accept lee taabo hada

^War ileen ibtilooy,I swear i looked for that pic and i couldnt find it. L0L,when the heck did the pages move? Anaa iga waaleysaa? Laakin,its all your damned fault,making me log into sol while am suppose to be sending my weekly report. Waa ku daandansanayee

Originally posted by Nephthys: ^ haye, how about Osman , Omar or Ali ? Isseh: markuu Faarax B is sheego aan ana is sheegaa..! Isseh,You can request me as a freind,since you have a pic and then you can view Nephy since she is in my list. I think Haneefah wan ka xanaaji,OK OK,You can be freind,with or without a picture

Originally posted by Gediid: ^^^^^^I think that was just a metaphor or some other figure of speech..... OH Really? L0L

Originally posted by umu zakaria: haa walaahi. yaan la isku ceeboobin dadoow. How dumb & silly do you have to be not to know your own brother's or sisters FIRST AND LAST NAME!!!!! DUH!

Here is an update of the Kenyatti names. Obviously,in relation to the election unrest in kenya. The opposition,ODM chairman is of course a luo. HAVE FUN It has come to our notice that after Kenya has cooled down from It has come to our notice that after Kenya has cooled down from > Election fever the newborns especially from Nyanza > will have enough names. Just to sample a few, > > > 1. Violence Onyango > > 2. Teargas Canister Oluoch > > 3. Riot Gear Anyango > > 4. Looting Apiyo > > 5. Skirmishes Achieng > > 6. Anti riot Police Auma > > 7. Rubber Bullet Oloo > > 8. Shoot Me Onyango > > 9. Peacefull Protest Auma > > 10. GSU Aluoch > > 11. Rigging Votes Oduor > > 12. Form 16A Odero > > 13. Civil coup Otieno > > 14. Returning Officer Mboya > > 15. Ethinic Cleansing Okembo. > > 16. Mediator Akinyi Kix Kix Kix@ Teargas Canister Oluoch & returning officer

^Waryaa,why did you remove my Obama pics that i was so proud of? Is there a violation aanan ogeyn? Mise niyow waxaad la jirtaa Hilary?,Waa kusidee?

^Its Ghana ALL the way my freinds. Che,When Arsenal is playing,all i watch for is Adebayors headers. They play super football man. Northerner,You should be happy for Obama

Originally posted by Northerner: ^ Reer US. Ninku wax idinma taraayo. And how did you come to that conclusion? If i say,today,that,Liverpool wont win the premiership,i must have valid reasons,right?(sorry,i had to use a bad example). Northerner,You have to give a man a chance. You have to give a person the benefit of the doubt. Obama has new ideas & new concepts. He is a unifying face in this divisive american politics. As you know, the independents are the ones who make or break an election, as it is now, Obama is the likely one to get more indepents than hilarry,otherwise,they will go to Mccain. *God Forbid,i will leave America if another Republican wins* Canada,here i come. KK,Haneefah & Aaliyah,dariinta isoo diyaariya walaalyal*

Originally posted by Northerner: To much fanfair saxibayaal. He is black. So what? So what indeed? Che,i think,Liverpool lost,quick someone check the scores

Originally posted by Northerner: Get on with the elections already! Way nugu waaleen Afrikaankan :rolleyes: WHAT!,L0L. Why do you even care? Would you rather hear about Mccain? or Hilarry(Billary rather) or even worse,a Bush overload?

Originally posted by Ibtisam: quote: Dude,why are you interested in Obama's candidacy? He is first of all anti war(a position you are against). Secondly,your team,here in the twin cities have all supported Hillary(including your friend Omar Jamal). Thirdly,you are a newly arrived immigrant,you cant even vote! Qaxiis.com!!! Loool HAHAHA :cool: ^^^^LOOOOOOOOOOOL waryaa qarxiska odeyga ka daa.Newly arrived is that the same as marka high school lagu jirey and the word virgin was the worst cay a guy lagu dhihi jirey.... Ilaahow hadaan kala jeclahay, Saaas iga dhig, Waa qarxina maahe,waa bambeynaa weliba In all seriousness,Duke Suprises me. So,we were out there canvassing for obama & all these pro TFG folks came out and said, "We are not supporting this jareer(paraphrased),we are with Hilary" We was all like, OK. Reason:Because,the folks in charge of Obama's campaign are,well,you guessed it,anti TFG. The same team of people who were in Keith Elissons campaign of course

Originally posted by idil: can't completely remember but it did it had something to do with lady boys, big bird from seasame street and an unmentionable incident involving TCP when *and what* was the last time you had an embarassing moment in public L00000000L@Lady boys & S/Street. I would love to hear this one out

Dude,why are you interested in Obama's candidacy? He is first of all anti war(a position you are against). Secondly,your team,here in the twin cities have all supported Hillary(including your friend Omar Jamal). Thirdly,you are a newly arrived immigrant,you cant even vote!

^Batar is not a dance by itself. It’s a "whachama call it", the climax of the heelo dance. Where girls,slightly,teasingly cover half of their beautiful faces with their beautifully colored garbasaars,shaashs or jilbab(lol, I know) and do this fantastic combination of legs,hands,and lower body movements. Rightly done,of course,it looks like a crossbreed of a well choreographed baranbur dance & the harlem shake. The girls of course do it better than the boys, I all remember about the boys was a vigorous hand clapping and a silly leg movement. Of course,I am biased You know who will better explain this than me? Isseh,he knows this too well, or anyone from the northern half of Somalia,especially around Las Qorey and ceerigavo

Originally posted by Haneefah: quote:Originally posted by Faarax-Brawn: Like i have said,I will only accept your freindship if you have a picture,eee ii goy Wadh wadh! Is this your way of fetching for FB friendships? Besides, I 've seen what there is to see eons ago (volunteerily waliba ), marka suuraha yaree. Horta,Dhageyso,eedo. It was not voluntary,you peeped(You peeping Xalimo )Aniga intaan soo orday kuma dhihin,here is me,maaha? Ta labaad,I have had surgery,so you are missing out,i suggest you re think this hard stance Ta sadaxad,muhimka weliba, ah, My rule still stands. Even for you,and you know my admiration for you( ),but rules are rules cadeey: I refuse to accept your freindship bila masawir,Rab ama haa rabin walaal

Originally posted by Haneefah: ^Wadaadka maa la iska daayo, LoL. Nephy iyo Faarax , fulaynimada joojiya oo soo gala golaha...I'll be sure to follow . @ Isseh. Like i have said,I will only accept your freindship if you have a picture,eee ii goy. KK,Kaas ma ihi aniga,I am in there laakin

Originally posted by Xalimopatra: ^ Oo maxaad sheegi lahayd? Garan Mayo,Walaal,laakin i wanna say, Hubba Hubba!!

^Waa Markaan ka bixi lahaa Facebook. So,XP is Mimi? *Ummmm,Errr,aaah*, Waan ilaway waxan sheegi rabay

Originally posted by -Lily-: I'm not going to pretend I'm an expert in traditional Somali dancing but I like to watch others dance Goobile, and other traditional dances because they are cool. Besides, who can dance Goobile in 3 inch heels and 60 yard dirac? Perhaps a possessed woman...as for my bad dancing and nerdiness, you're way off Mr. L0L@60 yard dirac. The beauty of it all is the ability of the xalimo to avoid tripping on that over flowing dirac but still maintain a balance. That,my dear freind is what is called Skills As for me being way off about my perception you being an off bit somali dancer, I will have to see to beleieve it. I refuse to take your word for it Aaliyah,youtube goobile and you shall see it

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