Originally posted by Northerner: Tin Tin will be coming out as a movie soon ya FB Naga Daa? Woohooo!!!

This reminds me of Kenyans...The sound made from blowing their noses,sounds eerily close to a braying Donkey. One such incident, at high noon in Lokondonkwe,(that is in Maralal btw,close to Samburu national reserve ),this dude after eating Ugali,was taking a nap next to a Donkey. So,I guess the basbas made him want to blow his nose,He blew it so hard ,the donkey thought he was being attacked by the rival donkey family. So it started braying & it went into a full frontal war with the fella. He whooped the Donkey's arsse(hahaha,i crack myself,i said arsse,yea heard?) OK so i made that story up,but i swear,they sound so loud you would think its a dameer qeylinaya

Originally posted by sheherazade: ^ u sooo want that to be so, huh? I can sense your little boy enthusiasm. I think they wear a macawiis and nada else. You know,i used to be enthusiastic about pirates & ships. Tin Tin anyone? Did anyone read Tin Tin as a kid btw? Wait...You qaxotis back in Somalia never read any English

^Jst to wad off a rag tag group of Pirates eh? ,Those damn pirates ! I am just curious(Thanks to watching myth busters),do Somali Pirates adhere by "the International pirates" dress code? You know,the eye patch,the parrot & the arrrrrrr voice? :confused: Oh well...

^Waan diiday

Originally posted by Faynuus: Waxaa kaagasii daran our beauty queens on those tvs are the like og Ayaan hirsi and Khadra yusuf. Somali beauty xaal qaado. We are Africans laakiin africaan walaaqanaa nahay. Lol@Walaaq. Oo maxaa kugu walaqan? I am guessing then,Tutsis,Fulanis & Barbars are not Africans as well? Perhaps,waa walaaqanyihin baan mudaa? My fav line,is, "Ma Qof Somali ah miyaa mise Qof African ah",LooL

Originally posted by Xidigo*: ^ lool Somalidu African maaha ayay Some SOLer yiraahdeen, hadaba Ma cabdi gii carabtaa. What? I am one hundred percent an African women and I am extremely proud of it :cool: Proof it. I am sure you look somewhat hindi hindi ish & somewhat arab arabish Somali is a race

^One of these days,cunug(Dhicis ah) oo Somaliland la dhaho,ayaad dhaleysaa Interesting read...OK who am i kidding? Maba aqrise dheh bo

old school faaraxs do not find pole dancing sexy or erotic must be a cultural/generational thing but Niiko on the other hand is xaaaax Your username says it all: Geeljire,Badow foqol badow Jlee,According to she,Yoga is Haram becoz Madonna loves it

Originally posted by J.Lee: I'm shocked that they charged the kids. They should've taken into account their mental health. Lakiinse, they planned the attack because she scolded them? I wonder what they would've done if she gave them detention... Why are you shocked? Them lil rascals need to be sent to GITMO ,OK,thats a bit harsh maybe not Gitmo; they obviously knew wassup Zafir,Where the heck did you learn to speak the Swahili language? CL,Dadangu mpenzi,mimi si mwalimu,wala mwanafunzi. Mimi,ni Sujui,Halisi tena Sheherezade,Tell me about it, Did i tell you i ran into this one teacher of mine when i went back to Kenya some years ago.Daan jeex was his name right & i showed him the numerous marks,right...and how much i hated him. And believe it or not,the nieger was still as horrible as he was when i was in the 7th grade,Fool Didnt even flinch,L0L not even an inch of remorse on his face(How do u measure remorse?). Like,he would do it ALL OVER AGAIN!! Heres I am, grown man,smooth and cool from the great US of A,tryna be cool and whatnot,but he still thinks am still one his little students,back in the days. I was about to give him some $$$(coz he looked horrible),but when i saw his triffling azz,i backed off. Lol.

Originally posted by Zafir: ^Mzee mambo. Poa sana!,Shida iko wapi?

Originally posted by Cadaan: F****ing a**holes should let them live in the US for what they've done to them. Really? You would live in a place that was responsible for all those atrocities? More so,if you were incharge of resettlement,would you let someone you tortured and humiliated live in your state? Duh,Revenge?? L0L!

Arrest them lil bast*rds. Kids!

What was that stup1d team that gave away a 2.0 lead to a 10man Arsenal team? Any Manchester United fans here? Also, does anyone support the Spurs? i like that team

Originally posted by Geel_jire: ^ looooooool, my thanks FB i see you played an instrumental role in exposing him in the original post as well. I knew that somehow his Qabil based politics could not have been unaware of that. and before you say 'He was not an Ambassador' he was the U.S representative for Somalia on behalf of A/Y government........ now that i have robbed you of your excuse Geeljire,You are welcome. I try my best,to expose Duke at every opportunity. Thats my thrill,i get my kick out of it Nephy,umm,adiga,Qabri ceebed weligaa ma aragtay? Waa maya!,Bas hada

Originally posted by Gediid: Siilaanyo just lost any chance he might have had of being a serious contender.His nomination of Muse Biixi as vice chair was the final nail in the coffin.The old man can now go and honorably retire. I for one am totally diasappointed in his choice.I thought Silaanyo was the only serious candidate to challenge UDUB but he has squandered that chance big time....... That is a cool old man,I like Silanyo. Give him a chance

^This girl once told me that Yoga is Xaaram,I was like,WTF? Howz that possible? Zafir,L0L,that woman is funny. Lmao@ Belinda's transformation from a sweet dazzling cutie,to a b1tch Kix Kix Kix

Originally posted by Geel_jire: ^ are you serous ? for an ardent supporter of TFG you are clueless A/Y appointed his 28 year old nephew who is a grocer to be they TFG representative to the U.S. The guy even claimed who is a graduate of Washington state Univ. it was later found out he attended for 1 semester. i think it was about 1 year and a half ago...but im sketchy on the details on how it turned out If you memory is sketchy,thank me later for i have a superb memory for exposing Duke. I have dedicated my SOL politics life to exposing & facting out Duke. Kooshin was his name & Duke denied him here & i exposed the other thread where he was defending him. Hello Xiin..

Originally posted by Malika: Faarax,the last book I read of an African writer was this book called "When A Hyena Laughs" by Abdi Sheik-Abdi.An interesting insight into a Somali domadic lifestyle,the tradition and the battle between the young and the old. Do you think the best African Literature was writen during colonialism,as Things Fallen Apart by Ngugi wa Thiongo..? Ngonge,its a shame the African Book Centre in Regent Park has been closed,I would have recommended you go there.. I have never heard off or read about Abdi Sh.Abdi,L0L. & No,I have never read that book either,where can i find it? Amazon? I dont know about the best books being written during colonism,but the best writers were of that period. However,there is a new breed of young writers coming in. That Chamanganda girl is quite interesting...among others. Ps.Just for credential & accredition purposes,Things fall apart was written by Chinua Acheba & not Ngugi.

^Try Alechi Amadi & Chinua Achebe or Wole Soyinka and or Ngugi wa Thiongo. They are captivating. But you would have to relate to Africa,having it is that you are not so African Malika,I only seem to enjoy African writers these days,What have you read lately? Edit: You should try Half of a Yellow Sun (London: Fourth Estate, 2006)by Chamandanda(sp)Ngozi. Awesome!!

Originally posted by Abu_Geeljire: quote:It doesn't appear to be damaged and we are ready to hand it back to anyone who claims ownership," he added http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/080328/world/somalia_us_accident_air_1 Lol,somebody is really gonna claim a crashed spy drone! Of course,theres valuable information in that thing. Things that need to be destroyed before the world can ever see it,like torture & mass murder by the invading army.

Originally posted by Lois Lane: lol yea Italy really likes us, just like ethiopia does I guess we are just that likeable Oh yeah,Ethiopia loves Somalia so much,that it came to rescue Somalia,As one sympathiser put it: anarchists, peace-spoilers, forlorn tribalist movements, secessionists. Oh yeah,they love em

Second, why is Italy with their own problem just giving money like that to Somalia, what has this dysfunctional, pathetic administration traded in the name of Somalia? Good query.But,these are inteligent answers,be careful,you will only recieve ludicrous & out of this world answers from Duke. But,my calculated guess would be,that ITALIA cares so much about Somalia

Has anyone ever read,Guliver's Travels? Little excerp,i would like anyone to faahfahin,please Gulliver lies down on the grass to rest, and soon he falls asleep. When he wakes up, he finds that his arms, legs, and long hair have been tied to the ground with pieces of thread. He can only look up, and the bright sun prevents him from seeing anything. He feels something move across his leg and over his chest. He looks down and sees, to his surprise, a six-inch-tall human carrying a bow and arrow. At least forty more little people climb onto his body. He is surprised and shouts loudly, frightening the little people away. They return, however, and one of the little men cries out, “Hekinah Degul.” Gulliver struggles to get loose and finally succeeds in breaking the strings binding his left arm. He loosens the ropes tying his hair so he can turn to the left. In response, the little people fire a volley of arrows into his hand and violently attack his body and face. He decides that the safest thing to do is to lie still until nightfall. The noise increases as the little people build a stage next to Gulliver about a foot and a half off the ground. One of them climbs onto it and makes a speech in a language that Gulliver does not understand .............

Originally posted by Isseh: ^^It's hard to understand Koora's blanket demeaning of the true nationalistic spirit of Somalinimo. I guess Ethiopian emulation is currently fashionable . Hana soo marin! Maya,Walaal,Koora-Tuunshe weli waa ni Somaleed,oo danqaday,Marka the only way to respond to such painful words,is to fire back defensively. Classic Defense Mechanism in play here...