Faarax-Brawn

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  1. Originally posted by Haneefah: ^Right. It's not about eating less, but eating smart. You like flax? It's my mom's ancient old answer to every health condition you can think of, and for prevention; that and xulbad! I used to be forced to drink an aargalaan of flax seed shake mixed with olive oil and hot water; yikes, oh was it ever viscous to drink. But it's rather nice when added to baked goods or your cereal. Cadaan, best wishes! quote: Originally posted by Abdiladiif: Any Soomaali dhuubo dhex-yar, give her couple of years and 2-3 kids. That's what the poor maskeenah gets when she spoils rotten Mr. Minjo-baasto ood moodid qaxootigii sablaale (no clue where that is, lol) inuu ka soo hadhay. Wax loo naxo walee ma istaahilaan rag aan ogahay. I feel sorry for you,I feel your pain. Any one who takes a sip,let alone an aargalan of Flax,Xulbad & olive oil deserves hugs and "an ooh poor thing" statement. So,[kaalay aan ku hug gareyo bal ] Goodness,really,did those things work?---I couldve sworn i got more sick any time i heard the word xulbad... That's what the poor maskeenah gets when she spoils rotten Mr. Minjo-baasto ood moodid qaxootigii sablaale (no clue where that is, lol) inuu ka soo hadhay. Wax loo naxo walee ma istaahilaan rag aan ogahay Refer to Nephy's post about these overnight weighty Xalimos intentionally fattening Faraxs for them to appear unattractive. Someone get me that quote.
  2. Originally posted by Ibtisam: ^^^Loool Hahah. Just wanted some attention you, did you not?! Tory leader called Smith? :confused: HOW LONG ago was this?? L0L,I am thinking Ian Smith of course,hence the question mark. What is his name? I know it starts with a ,was it Carleton? :confused: Seriously though,G/Brown has failed
  3. Originally posted by Nephthys: Some women intentionally cook fatty foods so their man gets heavy also during her pregnancy. Its all about trying to get him fat! Hadii kale intuu is jaakeeyuu suuqa ku dhici while you're feeling fat and ugly carrying his child! Feed the creeps, I say. Inalilaah,war waa maxay xaasidnimada inta la eg? eedo!? ---That is deceptive baan ku dhahay
  4. Originally posted by Ibtisam: So 42days it is for now. Damn that idoit brown. What did i do now? You know,speaking of G.Brown,L0L, the tory leader(whats his name? Smith?) is one mean mutha*&*!. I was watching one time the prime minister's question time and he said: "Look me in the eye,Mr Prime minister" & the entire back bench erupted with oos and laughter. I guess,he deserved that. He just towed the line,he is no better than his old boss. He even appears worse than him, all his lies...Bloody fool.
  5. Originally posted by Buuxo: Somali men were never know to be sensitive in the first place , they are made of dagax and they are always out to prove that. Apart from their unrealistic expectations, i have a bone to pick with them. The fact that they can't take care of their wife while she is pregnant or in the umul period , I don't mind giving a sister a hand , but i dont see the reason ,why the neighbour or other somali ladies need to do gurmad for a his wife coz the damn husband ,oo kaa feera weyn , cant make his wife food for her. :mad: L0L, Yaasinka qabso bal.Waxaad la soo shir tagtay eeg? Ma waxaad lehdah, Jama feera weyn,baad lehda dab haa babiyo? Ilaahow adaa weyn(oo waaxid). Do you knoww what that does to a Faraxs reputation? a.He wont be able to hang around the coffee shop without being teased,b.No work for him, all the Taxiles will laugh @ him and c. the most importantly of all, he will food poison the poor wife and himself. Oh,about sensitivity, that is for sissified simpletons. You need to be respectful but tough faraxs shouldnt give a f&&^%*%! about sensitivity.
  6. ^ @Castro's comment. At 314 lbs., a regular bathroom scale wouldn't accomodate me Those Damned Brits!!. They made you self concious didnt they? Whatever happened to the famous "MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN'" statement? Well,good luck folks,i dont know what it is to be fat-err overweight. I wish you the best in your endevours.
  7. Originally posted by -Lily-: No, literally :rolleyes: I was being silly
  8. Originally posted by -Lily-: I think this re-structure surgery is sticking the middle finger at men...as if they can be the only ones to get away with it. Figuratively speaking,correct?
  9. Originally posted by shaken and deterred: this is so sick... this procedure should be banned, and the doctors who do it should have their license revoked. lunacy shouldnt be humoured. L0L, Really? did this postShake and deteryou that much? *Has not read this topic*
  10. Any cure??? I woke up fine, but by 9 o’clock I was in immense pain Here is a radical idea: How about you see a doctor? Preferebly one who is a specialist? Mhmmm..Back pain huh? You know what causes those dontcha? Do you have carry heavy loads? Like every day?
  11. Originally posted by Emperor: I am extreme sufferer of this Hayfever, my Solution is to only migrate from this Country... Obviously,not the only thing you suffer from
  12. Originally posted by Valenteenah: ^ Whatever. It was a compliment,nooh
  13. Originally posted by Ibtisam: ^^^I promise you, miidaan ii raabiin, regardless of my feelings, iskumaan tuuren. Nor would he be on a forum asking people yaa taan iga furfura! Waax kaal ee sheek, but not this. L0L,Bravado Bravado! Clearly(and rightly so),You have never been biten by the love bug. Just wait till that suave casanova literally makes you throw up.(butterflies,anyone?)
  14. Originally posted by Valenteenah: Adam, you don't put vaseline in your nose, you put it around the nostrils and the eyes - the vaseline acts as a trap for pollen. Urban, honey helps a little with the sore throat. But by far the most effective method is medication. Antihistamine tablets, nasal spray and allergy eye drops - use them together and you are home free. None of the 'natural remedies' work for severe hay-fever symptoms. Only you would know that Val. Who knew the logic behind it? Not I! Ileen,Vaseline traps pollen,never ever looked at it like that. Interesting alayleeh Adam/Zay,L0L indeed iga dheh
  15. Unless she is unbalance I really have no sympathy for her. I mean how could she treat herself like that and lower herself to such desperate level for a guy. There are billion men on this god given earth Clearly,You have not met nin kuwaalo oo ku jah wareeriyo. You would not have had this bravado and god knows whatelse Redsea,I am not one to give advice on issues relating to(choosing)girls. I have wanted it all for a while, i still do. If i were to give you any advice, it will be: "Dont play with people's hearts"
  16. Hal Marduf oo Jaad ah. Weliba Giza haa noqdo. Furdug baad hal mar dhaheysaa.
  17. Originally posted by Northerner: quote: a. To request the United Nations, consistent with UN Security Council Resolution 1814 and within a period of one hundred and twenty (120) days, to authorize and deploy an international stabilization force from countries that are friends of Somalia excluding neighboring states; b. Within a period of 120 days of the signing of this agreement the TFG will act in accordance with the decision that has already been taken by the Ethiopian Government to withdraw its troops from Somalia after the deployment of a sufficient number of UN Forces; Is it me or are these ambigious clauses? Do the parties have to jointly request the UN to send troops first or has that already been done? Who decides how many troops are needed? It is very very ambigious and vague. Especially the the part that says, "in accordance with the decision already taken by the Ethiopian govt". I think that about sums it up all? They have already reached a decision already,didnt they? a. To request the United Nations, consistent with UN Security Council Resolution 1814 and within a period of one hundred and twenty (120) days, to authorize and deploy an international stabilization force from countries that are friends of Somalia excluding neighboring states; b. Within a period of 120 days of the signing of this agreement the TFG will act in accordance with the decision that has already been taken by the Ethiopian Government to withdraw its troops from Somalia after the deployment of a sufficient number of UN Forces; c. The ARS shall, through a solemn public statement, cease and condemn all acts of armed violence in Somalia and dissociate itself from any armed groups or individuals that do not adhere to the terms of this Agreement
  18. What happened to Italia? I know what happened,but seriously,they CANNOT be that bad. 3 zip? WOW! I dozed off @ 1/2 time,Urgh!!!
  19. Originally posted by cynical lady: FB- mamboz nawe, umepotea siku hezi? I come,I flood,i go. L0L. No,I have been busy these days...But am back to tekhokhize people again Gurbaa, akam bultee ? nagayaa mii Nagee bultee,Bultee Bul!
  20. Originally posted by J.a.c.a.y.l.b.a.r.o: dee sow awalba dhoof kumay iman ,, do the SA's care if they drown or fly ??? ,, Duh!? Ma xalay baad barjeynesay?
  21. Originally posted by J.a.c.a.y.l.b.a.r.o: it is all about DHOOF ........ So,its(not) safe to say,that Ninki dhoof ku imid bee geeridu dhibeysaa? :confused: Things in SA are bad for "Somalianz"(if i may),Two of my younger cuzins are back to Kenya,doing nothing...
  22. K-Tuunshe,That is some interesting stuff. Samurai Warrior was a rather captivating individual. You know,though,i am quite skeptical about historical Somalia,partly because theres really no documented evidence and partly because it is so exxagerated as such. I would however look into this one.... Stoic,L0L,You are correct,Gurach is indeed black,i should have said,Galgala means mugdi/night darkness i suppose. What do i know? i aint no oromo. CL-Sema
  23. so,what does Galgalo mean? You better not say "NIGHT"(Giving you a hint here)...Go google it. Lol. Anyway, What is so special about this town?
  24. No No,Guracha is black while Galgala means Dark. Starck difference kijana. Gurach=black complexion Galgala=Darkness(Mugdi)...my nanny was Borana,you should know....Lmao