Originally posted by Paragon: ^Waxaasi waa cadoow aan ku cuno ama aan ku ciideeyo! I was trying to put a point across

Originally posted by xiinfaniin: Lets locate enemy’s headquarters first yaa Farax, shall we? Where is it? Help me adeer! Because God willing we will together destroy enemy’s HQs! Location? Well,i am guessing he mentioned Puntland for a reason. Pretty sure he is saying the home of the dreaded warlord-cum-chief puppet and the so called president of the occupied somalia is HQ ? Mystery loves company,I am also sure,i will be OK with Berbera/Djbuti being attacked as well.

Originally posted by xiinfaniin: ^^Mujahid Cayrow baa the cyber squad dalacsiiyeen oo raba meel walba, and I mean meel walba except Baligubadle, in miino dhigo. Intaas baa ka danbeysay I dont think its a bad idea to take the fight to the enemy's HQs,is all he says. Maxaa kujaban hadalkaa? Fowda fowda lee waaye?

Originally posted by Li Ka-shing: Any of you guys have problems with your tolka. For me they seem to be my worst enemy and show an obvious contempt, hatred and xaasidnimo. Walahi the the closer they are, the worst they seem in my case. This cousin the other day sarcastically commented on my bro and I had to kick him out of my office. One thing I learned from my mom is hadii kun qof walalka wax ka sheegan, kow looguma daro. Sadly this isn’t the first time these damned tol expected too much from me when I never indicated I was part of their tolka shenanigans. Whats up with xeero or gogol or whatever they call it. Why must every lunatic mouth warrior old man be called to represent me or someone I know in a dispute. This barbaric old man cousin of mine assaulted another dude in fadhi kudirir and they wanted me to foot the diyo or magan bill. Frankly I’ve had it before with that guy but yielded after my mom insisted. What was expected to be a simple gathering with one or two reps from both families sitting down together, cafis and call it a night turned out to be a whole tol and qabiil fadhi. I received another phone call from my so-called adeer shisheeye asking for more money for odayaasha!!! These are xaaraan kuu noolayaal live in damned USA. Why the phuck should I fork for their shaah. Again yielded after calming down and seeing there is no way I can elude it without causing a scene and a quick phone call to my mom. Fast forward to last week and my 16yrs old cousin is visiting their city to check out the city and her prospective college this fall. She called me earlier to hook her up with one these damned cidaha to chaperone her around and give her a place to stay. Being a senior high, it’s obvious she’s broke and wanted to cut on costs sharing a place with one of the tolka as she explores the city and her prospective school. The first mistake I made was expecting too much for the guy, calling him up and eedo to sort her out. Second mistake is wiring him some money uuku waji qarsado, basically bribing him to do me a favor and show her around, introduce her to her age mates (not that I expected him to know any), not belittled and embarrass himself by asking her for a cab fare etc. Not only did he not (out of courtesy) call me to tell me he did receive the money, but went on to ask the kid for extra. To top it off he’s been harassing her for past two days as I am told oo duqa shukansi ayuuba keenay. Nin weyn oo 40+yrs ah isagabo isku filneen muxuu is mooday bal. Walee ragii somalida buu ceebeeyay. Mideeda kale waa ciyaal oo adeerbuuba unoqon karaa. After she bolted, resorted to calling her names. I did not believe this until I got a call from him a little earlier. Dude had the audacity to tell me gabadha heedhe etc. Walahi I was furious, threatened him and told him to leave her alone. Further told him I’ll press charges if he ever talked her again and see to it that his pedophile **** ends up in county jail. Marka akhyaarey toloow ma anigaa seef labood noqday oo wax si iga yihiin tolkana u daran. Mise walee saan ani arko dadka iigu dhibaato badan oo jabkeeda jecel, xaasidnimo iskabo dee waa the so called Tolka. Walee hooraa loo dhahay maskiina misko la fuulo leh. Mid danbo lee ha ila soo galo ina adeer ama tolka. Sorry about the rant and your calacaal feedbacks appreciated. You got issues dude But seriously,this is what is expected of a leader of any TOL. Dealing with dysfunctional members of the qabil,being a part of petty tol issues and perhaps fitting the bills once every while. Sometimes,you have to be brutally harsh and say NO,You have to be stubborn to lead. If you cant handle this,you should be a Qaran-diid and isolate yourself. Otherwise,so long as you are part and parcel of the TOL & you are in this for the long haul.

Originally posted by Castro: ^ Don't mention it. You know,I have never said something absurd in SOL. Perhaps,one of these days i should. *Had to write something to update the killer quote*

Originally posted by Castro: ^^^ Some crazy person on SOL might turn that killer quote of Duke into a signature. Great F**&^ing idea!

^Perhaps,accepting the position of wife numero dos? I dont think this would be the case for me personally. I hate kids,them little rascals

Originally posted by General Duke: ^^^Farax Brown, you have no legg in this argument, and you have not added a single new idea. The secessionsist hold a much better political position that you, and thats not saying much. I am waiting on the Mujahid's to comment. If i have no leg to stand on,Then you have no mouth to speak with. Dude,rather Duke You have flipped and flopped on every single issue in the past years. Let me remind you,this is a quote from you: The TFG is led by Geedi and Jurile who truly piss me of, what on earth do we need to fear from ourselfs that we need Ethiopia to come to our rescue? I understood the argument for peace keepers but a full invasion by Ethiopia is nonsical, who will get them out? I fear these Ethioians much more than any Somali, warlord or wadaad Who are you to question anyone? You have no morals,Matterr of fact,this is an insult coming from you. Of course this is usual of you, everytime the TFG & the Habashis kill somalis,you start a side show to distract people from pointing out these atrocities. Classic diversion tactic. I could understand you,but am even shocked that veteran sensible SOL posters(Castro,Xiin & Baashi) are actually giving you airtime. Not me,My BS radar is on 24/7... URGH!

Originally posted by Castro: I don't take Duke seriously but even mad men speak some wisdom occasionally and he is rightly asking why is the pot calling the kettle black? In other words, how can a pro-secession (Ethiopian-lover/friend) person accuse a collaborator (Ethiopian-stooge) of anything? Aren't they both the two sides of the same bloody Birr? Ka jaawabadee af jan jeedha lahaydeene. May I? *Thank You* Before we go any further, i would like to get an answer from this higgledy-piggledy, topsy-turvy hawkish fella & his band of brothers(the tarnished traitors and the confused collobrators of the Ethiopian army): How can a pro-Somaliweyn-Dowlad-doon government allow an enemy country to invade & kill(Genocide style)its own citizens? Until then,i would like to personally answer this question anyway on behalf of the landers. I would say the main reason for not supporting this government is self interest(There i said it!). But,what is wrong with that? There is nothing wrong with supporting your enemy's enemy ; It is a universally accepted position. Politically speaking right now,I think it is OK for somaliland to speak against,support any entity or otherwise fund any entity that is fighting the TFG. It is the same thing for Kenya,that goon Kibaki himself supported and defended the American-Ethiopian aggression against Somalia. What did he get in turn? an extension of his term. If you recall the American Embassy was the first to congratulate Kibaki on his win even after he lost by 1Million votes. This is common,why are you "acting" shocked? It seems you want us to fight Ethipian, the AU and our own government, while you lobby the Ethiopians to open an embassy in Hargaysa and the AU to get recognition. You are brave indeed because you want kids like Cayrow to die for you killing their own in order to get your dream. WOW,Hold up Dukey, Did you say "US to fight ethiopians"? & "fight our Government"? all in one sentence? who are you? and what have you done to Duke? Wait wait!, I shouldnt have fallen for that: You will say anything(absurd & lies) to score a point. Dude,You have no moral grounds to speak on behalf of the people of Somalia(landers or not). You are only to support all things Puntland & or Tigre. Kindly,Please go hang,Would you?

Oh nice. Glastonbury,mhmm,the name sounds english.

Originally posted by Che -Guevara: LoooooooooooL...I did thank them in person and yes they do read these pages but the topic is appreciation of those who selflessly contribute to the Somali community. Thanks DD Well,I guess i should say to you: Thanks!

Originally posted by Che -Guevara: LooooL@Cara...hell o dear We had fund raising event last night. It was miracle it actually took place considering how many try to sabotage it, opposed it no reason, qabiilised/politicized or simply hated the idea of Somalis coming together. I was up till 2 last nite, but it was worthy. It took three months to plan, and through it all, two particular people hanged in there and made it possible. They were actually acknowledged last nite. We took to the podium, applauded and thank them for their efforts. And the best way you could thank them is thru sol?

Originally posted by Cara: Abtigiis, At least the ladies are making their intentions clear. You should be much more worried about all the guys oo kuu qoslaya iyagoo god kuu qodayah at the same time. Beware the Ides of March or you will soon be crying out "Et tu Stoic?" Ah who am I kidding? This is getting old. Your problem is you don't know when a joke should be retired. Like an SNL-skit-turned-movie, you keep on going until you've lost the audience in boredom (or worse, contempt). A peace offer kulahaa. Give it a rest already. You know wot Cara,that was a nice anology--i.e turning snl skits to movies. Tell em,it only worked for Wayne's world.

Originally posted by Che -Guevara: For all you have done. You made it possible!!! Dont mention it man,i will be glad to do it ALL over again

Originally posted by Geel_jire: ^ FB you are quoting salaad out of context .. post the entirety of the lyrics ... otherwise do not shame the Geeljire's *(i hope he was referring to a xaliimo & not a camel)* L0L,dont listen to me man...I dont know Jack(shiet) Well,the obsession of the geeljires and their she-camels is kind of worrying to say the least..Lol Are you suggesting the noble geeljire is into some sort of beastiality behaviours?

Salad Derbi says : Ilaa ciribta hoosiyo naaska caaradiisa cad xun ku arki meeyside? Like he just examined her whole naked body! Salaad Derbi was talking about his she-camel. Yes you heard me,it was a she camel he was reffering to. Somalidu waa saqajaamin---at least in the 70s and 80s. Any singer who tries to be erotic these days,will actually be a true Wejixun

Originally posted by Paragon: Originally posted by Abtigiis & Tusbax: [qb] I love my Somali sisters anigu... I am sure there's even a evidence thread buried somewhere in SOL . You mean this thread aad ciida ku galangalaneysay? The Wailing Wayeel's Thread of Sisters appreciation! Btw,Tusbax Man haa laiska daayo

Sheekada dhan xuf ee igu martay. Ilaahow hadaan xabad ka fahmay!!

Sheekada dhan xuf ee igu martay. Ilaahow hadaan xabad ka fahmay!!

Originally posted by Adam-Zayla: loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool Oh shut it,Yaa Zayla

Originally posted by Geel_jire: ^ two of who .. yaa Faarax ? The two Geeljires baan moodaye inee isku camirayan, L0L. OK OK, i see whatchu did,you replied to yourself using(^^) This. Curve balls inaga daya dee

Ina adeeryalow,is there a tool that i can use to differentiate between the two of you? Preferably one that can kill one of your handles? War unukaa walax aragnay!!!

Originally posted by Castro: quote:Originally posted by Faarax-Brawn: Such a vain sheikh!--it is just a silly award from some gaalo whats the big fuss? This sheikh reminds of cabbies in Minneapolis. "Stuff and nonsense"® Mpls is a bad place to be these days,qaxotis are shooting one another. I just heard this dude got murdered.

Such a vain sheikh!--it is just a silly award from some gaalo whats the big fuss?

happy 47th independence day to all Actually,this is INCORRECT. It should read: Happy 26th independence day. Somalia's clock stopped in 1990. & Oh yea,theres nothing to be happy about,except the occasional sporadic killing of one two habashi(or those who support it) here and there.