Faarax-Brawn

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  1. Originally posted by -Lily-: I always thought Swahili was a very dirty sounding language, too many vowels. Dirty,Mhmmm. What do you mean diry,Dada Lily?
  2. Originally posted by +Faheema: quote:Originally posted by Faarax-Brawn: I dont like you know more,dear Fahmo Waa caadi nooh I can sense the dissapointment from your tone. So,Anchalina Cholie is getting 11M for photos of her kids? What the &^&&!!
  3. Originally posted by +Faheema: ^LoL, Why do you have to Qarxis me like that bruv? I thought we were friends, sh!d bilaa air man that was cruel I dont like you know more,dear Fahmo
  4. Someone had to replace those brothas who got man handled by the anti sawal gaab band . Woo unto ye. I am talking about the likes of Castro & Cara,Ngonge & Caano Geel,Naden & Johny Bravo & whats that demented fellows name from Canada? Yeah SocodBadne! Speaking of Sawalgaabs,where is Khayr & Khalaf?
  5. Originally posted by Paragon: You don't have to go to China anymore if you are in Eastleigh, Nairobi. They'll to you with a clipboard to jot down your orders. They you will pay them only 10% of what you'll usually pay. Next month you have a full container for you delivered. Sweet arrangement. Shiineesku are everywhere. From malls to roads contruction to God know what else.... Look at this Congo-China mining deal. 9Billion Dollars!!
  6. ^You dont own a 50inch tv in 2008? WTH do you live woman? Val,I swear i was this close to posting in that jb baafin thread looking for you. Hope all is well?
  7. It is not only Somalis, Africans are thronging there as well. I have 2 people who sent me an email this morning,funny you should mention this.
  8. Originally posted by General Duke: Farax thats the point adeer . After all the farts we continue to hold the most important territories. Mogadishu, Baidoa, Puntland, with the largest ports air and sea. With all the attacks and media hypes we continue to train our troops. 4000 is a huge number. 3000 more and a new tough commander Gen Sacid Dheere a seasoned warrior things are looking up. Masha Allah. Congratulations adeer. I would like to see these warriors finish up these damned insurgents.
  9. Hopefully,these 4000 newly minted stooges will finally bring the insurgents to their last throes. Perhaps,they will accomplish where their fellow stooges,along with the mighty habashi army failed in the past 2years. What happened to these soldiers?(check the link) Did they vanish into the thin air,Yaa Duke? 1. Return of the Red Beret 2. TFG recruiting more troops! 3.Troops complete training 4.Another 3000 finish training
  10. Originally posted by -Lily-: LOOOL@Einbahn Strasse. If I remember correctlty throwing rubbish on the floor got you a 50 fine, if you got caught by police that is. LoL@Legend Why would you trash in the first place? You filthy people.
  11. oo waad ka dhabeesey haye? L0L. try this website: www.fark.com
  12. Originally posted by Legend of Zu: Ciyaal suuqsanaa islaanta...she just wanted to sit on him Mhhmm...that is a plausible(though pervish)theory.
  13. Originally posted by Paragon: MsDD, hunting is not so bad. Man has to kill to eat Maxaad sagaara ugarsatay.
  14. Originally posted by Ibtisam: quote:A 77-year-old granny made a citizen's arrest in Germany when she rugby-tackled a 25-year-old jay walker. The pensioner sat on him until police arrived - because he had walked across a road before the light was green. The woman, from Freital, near Dresden, shouted at the man as he crossed the road before the little green man flashed up. The old lady said she became even angrier when he hit her with his rucksack as he pushed past her when he reached the other side of the road. She grabbed his hair and managed to wrestle him to the ground where she sat on him until police, who had been called by a passer-by, came. He was taken to a local police station where he was fined for jay walking. loool Wonder if there were any surveillance cameras? That would be funny as hell. Laakin,duqda dan la'aan badana ayada? L0L
  15. Does this piece sum up all of SL's qwest to be independent? ------------------------------------------------- Today, many people including persuaded Somalis try to put the Somali history into their own tribal desire. Many of such individuals are optimistic to eliminate the history of Somaliland and 26th June 1960 event. They, usually, misuse the poems and songs of Somaliland´s Independence Day like poem of Abdullah Sultan Timacadded (Kana Siib Kana Saar) and Song of Yusuf Hajji Adan Qabile (Somaliyeey Toosoo) in addition to many others. These poems/songs were exclusively for Somaliland cause and its independence. The history archives evidently highlight the existence of Somaliland, and 34 countries recognized Somaliland after independence from Great Britain. The people of Somaliland merely handed over their independence and country to Italian Somalia. Many Somalilanders consider 1st July 1960 as "Black Day in Somaliland History". Somaliland Prime Minister Mohammed Ibrahim Egal stepped down for the cause of Somali unity. This was the first African leader steps down for interest of cause but unfortunately Italian Somalia did not respect such courageous step. Prime Minister Egal headed Somaliland´s first Council of Ministers which contained four elected ministers and prime minister. Great Britain invited Somaliland to Common Wealth after 26th June 1960. British Somaliland Protectorate held Legislative assembly elections on 17th Feb 1960 between political parties including SNL (Somali National League), NUF (National United Front) and USP (United Somali Party). SNL won the election with 20 out of 33 seats. USP won 12 seats and NUF won only one seat (Michele Maraima seat). SNL and USP formed alliance called SNL/USP. USP, mainly, had wide supporters in Eastern and Western regions of Somaliland (Awdal and Sool). The Somaliland Cabinet: 1- Mohamed Ibrahim Egal – Prime Minister 2- Garad Ali Garad Jama – Minister 3- Ahmed Hajji Duale (Keyse) – Minister 4- Hajji Yusuf Iman – Minister 5- Hajji Ibrahim Nur – Minister First Somaliland Political Party was formed in 1936 under slogan of SNS (Somali National Society) but unfortunately this party disappeared after modern parties emerged including SNL, NUF (Nafta) and USP in 1945-1958. NUF supported Somaliland to remain under British Protectorate for another 10 years in order the British to build schools, roads, hospitals and other infrastructure. British Government accepted the condition but SNL/USP and even the public did not understand the splendid idea of NUF. Hajji Omer Askar and Mohammed Ibrahim Egal served as President and General Secretary of SNL. Egal was elected from Berbera and he served also as General Secretary of SNL Branch in Berbera. Michele Maraima and Ahmed Hassan served as President and General Secretary of NUF. Garad Ali Garad Jama also led USP. The successful SNL, led by Mohammed Egal demanded for quick independence. He boycotted the earlier elections of Somaliland Legislatives, and his victory was aired by Cairo radio as a slap in the face for imperialism. But Egal, 29 years old, was not expert in fledgling independence, because was not able to stop the failed unity with Italian Somalia. The people of Somaliland are suffering until today, from that fake unity with Italian Somalia. The Arabic proverb says "the mistake of your grandfather kills your children". This is exactly what is happening in Somaliland, because 1960 mistake cost the lives of thousands in 1988 genocide against the people of Somaliland. On 1943, Her Majesty the Queen of England and Wales offered Somaliland leaders to bring Somali-speaking areas like Hawd and Reserve Area (5th Region of Ethiopia) and NFD (Northern Frontier District) under Somaliland administration, but Somalilanders who were enthusiastic to independence turned down the offer and demanded expulsion of British from Somaliland. British handed over the Reserve Area (Part of 5th Region of Ethiopia) to Ethiopian Emperor Haile Salasa on 1954. Somalilanders expressed disappointment during handover of the area to Ethiopia and all people wore white sheet (Weer Cad) around their head to express bad-feelings. Reserve Area was under British Somaliland control. Hassan Hashi Elmi, Brother of Politician Mohammed Hashi Elmi, was head of Somaliland´s Field Force located in Awaare District (Reserve Area) before handover. Field Forces were patrolling forces to protect the border with Ethiopia. Field Forces were part of Somaliland Policed commissioned by Jama Qorsheel. Current Somaliland President Political Advisor, Member of Upper House of the Parliament and Former Somaliland Parliament Speaker Ahmed Mohamed Aden Qaybe worked as General Secretary of Somaliland´s first cabinet who visited Ethiopia to negotiate over freedom of Hawd and Reserve Area with Ethiopian Emperor Haile Salasa. Qaybe wrote on Qarannews that Vice Minister of Interior Affairs of Ethiopia Abdurrahman Mohamed Sayed Abdullah Hassan (The son of Mad Mullah Sayed Abdullah Hassan) was sitting next to Haile Salasa and opposed the proposed freedom of Somali dominated areas in Ethiopia. Today, we are witnessing so-called political and religious groups calling for independence of 5th Region of Ethiopia; even some people believe the The Mad Mulla was their own hero. British Governors of Somaliland: I. Oct 1919 - 17 Aug 1922 Geoffrey Francis Archer II. 17 Aug 1922 - 29 Nov 1925 Gerald Henry Summers III. 26 Jan 1926 - 18 Jun 1932 Sir Harold Baxter Kittermaster IV. 18 Jun 1932 - 2 Mar 1939 Sir Arthur Salisbury Lawrance V. 2 Mar 1939 - 18 Aug 1940 Vincent Goncalves Glenday VI. 29 Mar 1941 - 3 Mar 1943 Arthur Reginald Chater VII. 3 Mar 1943 - 15 Nov 1948 Gerald Thomas Fisher VIII. 1948 - Feb 1954 Gerald Reece (from 1950, Sir Gerald Reece) IX. Feb 1954 - 1959 Theodore Ouseley Pike (from 1956, Sir Theodore Ouseley Pike) X. 11 Jul 1959 - 26 Jun 1960 Sir Douglas Hall After Independence Day: On 2nd May 1960, Somaliland cabinet led by Mohamed Ibrahim Egal met with their counterparts in London, England and held ten days meeting. The meeting was to grant independence to Somaliland – as independent State. The British government agreed the independence on 26th June 1960. Somaliland celebrated for the long waited independence and installed the Somaliland Flag at the first time on 26 June Center (near the Central Jail of Hargiesa). Somaliland government constructed mosque in the center now. This is an attempt to erase the old bad memories of the failed unity with Somalia. Unfortunately, after four days Somalilanders joined Italian Somalia to form Somali Republic. Somalilanders had no experience of unity and only wanted to see united Somali starting from NFD of Kenya to French Somaliland (Djibouti). Somaliland was deceived by their trusted brothers in Italian Somalia including power sharing. All important projects went to south Somalia without considering the need of Somaliland to development. Only, after two months from the unity, the Somalilanders were disappointed with response from their brothers in South. 1st July 1960 unity between British Somaliland and Italian Somalia was signed without preconditions. Mohammed Ibrahim Egal and other educated members of Somaliland expressed their willingness to remain independent for at least six months, but the public refused and forced them to hand over the independent to Italian Somalia. Also, Minister Garad Ali Garad Jama asked the leaders and chief tribes of Somaliland to remain independent but the crowd roared with famous Somali Proverb "Laa Yaa GARAD" which means NO MR. GARAD even some historians reported that Prime Minister Mohamed Egal was hit by one person with Pepsi Cola bottle on his neck, after Egal asked for delay in unity with Italian Somalia. After two months from the unity, all Somalilanders clearly understood that they have been deceived by their brothers in Italian Somalia. They understood that power sharing is not been done probably. The capital city and leadership of the country went both to the South and Hargiesa got second capital title. First Military Coup in Somali history: The improper power sharing between joining parties triggered anger between young Somaliland officers mainly the military officers who all graduated from Military Colleges in England and were part of Somaliland Scouts. These officers staged military coup in 1961. The coup was to return the Somaliland from 1st July 1960 union. And it was against the government in Mogadishu, but it was not successful because of the public had hope in the unity. The officers included Abdullah Saeed Abbi, Mohammed Ahmed, Hassan Kayd and many other officers. The government imprisoned all those officers involved in the coup and later released them to participate in 1964 war with Ethiopia. Somalia had no military forces equivalent to the jailed officers. The first Somali government led by Aden Adde downgraded the highly qualified and graded officials from Somaliland, who were more educated than their counterparts in Italian Somalia. This angered many Somaliland Officials including Ahmed Hajji Duale (Keyse) who later resigned from the government. In late 1970´s some of Somaliland tribes formed armed group called SNM (Somali National Movement) against oppression of Siyad Barre – who ruled Somalia under gun point from 1969 to 1991. Siyad Barre bombed Somaliland cities in 1988 because he knew that Somalilanders will return their lost integrity and sovereignty. SNM liberated Somaliland in 1990. Today, Somaliland with 3.5 million populations with an area of 135,000 kilometers has all institutions of modern state, and many observers called the international community to recognize but Somaliland is still waiting the free voice of the world to accept their efforts. By Abdulaziz Al-Mutairi Email: az.almutairi@yahoo.com
  16. Originally posted by Cara: ^Marry his daughter, then tell the uncle you already gave the meher when he comes a-calling. L0L. Excuse me!?
  17. Originally posted by Li Ka-shing: Gold is a good hedge against inflation especially now that the FED is creating money almost out of thin air to bail out fat banker cats. Nobody really knows the future but gold and almost all commodities will do well when real interest rates are negative. If you're really looking for an inflation against hedge 'now' your best bet is oil(even though it was down today). When major pension funds like Calpers and high wheeler funds move to oil, it says something. I think Gold is more solid than OIL. Some experts beleive that the oil bubble will burst pretty soon. Just like it did for the Dot com & the housing bubbles. Especially with all this talk about renewable energy sources et al.
  18. Originally posted by Cara: FB, I really don't know. I guess it does make sense to invest in gold though... You dont own any GOLD do you? So,those jujumas must be bulkatis eh?
  19. So,have we finalized on this conundrum yakhe? Hal nirig ah or the camel toe version of it? Personally,i have no camels to give. OK,This is the issue, L0L. I gave ALL my camels to my uncle. Technically speaking,i cant promise even one nirig. Come to think of it, i shouldnt have done that.(especially after finding out how many i owned). What do i do?
  20. Originally posted by Abtigiis & Tusbax: The biggest dowry is to buy her 'Kitaab Quraan ah'. I know lot of guys who do that. Apart from its immeasurable spiritual value, it costs 1-10 USD. That is probably the most wonderful of gifts. You have to pay for or teach her the entire quran not just give her the golxob adeer. If you fail though, hada the consequences ayadana are dire. Caraz,i think i would have been cheap
  21. Originally posted by Ibtisam: ^^^Loool, so you get all giddy about a pregnant cadaan ladies, but you don't like kids once they come out. So you have a pregnant white lady fetish or something??? :confused: Was it that obvious? Anyway,G/Jire, the point is,you have nothing to fear about pregnant old cadaan women, they are cute Badowgaa tahay maxaan dhahaa
  22. Originally posted by Ibtisam: ^^^Someone needs to have some kids of their own ASAP....Before you get arrested for strange behaviour around pregnant ladies. I have been on the record as saying that i am not very kid freindly. Matter of fact,i despise them little rascals. I was being insincere dear lady of Burco
  23. Originally posted by Geel_jire: I just had a weird experience this morning. My boss comes into work this morning with his pregnant wife and comes around to show everyone ... when he gets to me he introduces the lovely lady and informs me that'they' are pregnant with a beaming smile at which point i am :confused: asking myself what's the big deal. and then he insists i touch her belly ... i keep refuisng saying that's ok ... i can see that she is ... then the lovely lady grabs my hand puts it in her belly and holds it their untill i feel a kick .. then she looks at me as if she has given me some sort treat & expects a thank you. L0L,Dude you are are the weired one. How can you not grin and not be giddy(all)about a pregnant cadaan woman? Akh!, Iga tag majirtidee Habraha uurka leh waa iska salama aniga,i be like, ii waran Mama(even tho she could be younger than me)
  24. Originally posted by Cara: LOL @ Ibti. There's already a set of gold jujumo there (the real savings account). How much does a gram of gold go for these days anyway? i need to invest in dahab.(There is an old woman next to my house and she owns kilos i tell ya) Che, this is classic govt bail out. Did you see your wonderful prezz and his watever?
  25. Originally posted by Bella*Princesa: LoL How about I jst be mean and tell you to 'SHaaaat it' Lets do it Lady