Faarax-Brawn

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  1. Originally posted by ThePoint: ^LOL. Welcome back! Thanks Man. So,the Teacher bangs student phenomenon,has been exported to the Down Under it seems?
  2. Originally posted by Nephthys: quote: obviously, back home things like that were prolly not discussed.. back home we didn't know what a molester was, I remember nin chauffer noo aha, marku schoolka iga soo qaado he used to rest his hand on my tighs.. markuu labo jeer igu sameeye, I moved to the backseat, i let my younger brother sit the front seat, asagiii xanaaaaq! To this day, I didn't tell my parents.. You know,waxaa laga yaaba it may have been a classic case of mistaken actions. If you have driven gaari marsho ah(what are the chances,you were driven around,L0L), Then you would have known that,When shifting gears(birimo especially )gacmaha "weey farxbaxsadaan"(like sibix nooh) and sometimes gacmahaas cajiraha wee gaaran in the process. On the otherhand,He could have been one dirty saqajaan. You should have told your Aabo. *Yes,i am back Beaches*
  3. Originally posted by slave: Caadi ma tihid. Neph,iska daa
  4. Originally posted by slave: Ahem,I like how you got it quick LooooL
  5. Originally posted by Cabdiyo Cabdi: They both cute kids. I don't what the fuss is all about,there is far worse things going on in China and in the world. Cabdiyo Cabdi, Lets be Honest.The girl on the left is perhaps a fraction less cuter than the other one. Superficially speaking of course. Did anyone see the Japanese gym dude falling?
  6. ^L0L@Val & Zafir. Niyow,damin ma ihi,ilaas si baan dhug wayn u ahay. Valenteenahane,waxba haa ka dhageysan,waayo,hablahan jah wareeray(+Faheema iyo Sheh),ayeey hogamin lahayd. So,defintly wax makala oga ayadaba naftirkeda.
  7. Originally posted by +Faheema: ^ You're glorifying that? aduunyoy xaalkaa'be. Well,is that a trick question? +Fey?
  8. +(size)Faheema iyo Sheh,Idinka ayaba is confuse garee,Hay! Geeljire,ilaahow hadan xabad ka fahmay,waa *saan* inaan noqdaa
  9. ^No Guts no glory ma maqal?
  10. Originally posted by Geel_jire: Faheema ... well I as giving Shez the benefit of the doubt. i didnt think inay Faaraxs hala dhufaano la soo shir tagtay as a business idea Alow niman wax ogeen.....Sheh indeed waa sheh maa daadiso. *Car*
  11. Originally posted by sheherazade: LOL. Hasn't this been posted before or is it another asaasaq(that's the exact word I was thinking, Blessed) after publicity? Recipe for those interested: i. Xoogaa Viagra(assuming there is any sex considering 2. below) 2. with a dash of fal. and an Spam email to a BBC journalist somewhere.... My name is Mohammed Bello Abubakari and I am the Chief Bullsh*tter of my village in Nigeria where my people have elevated me to the status of Prophethood. I am writing to you to pull the wool over your eyes too.. b*llocks...cr*p..for delusional men everywhere to fantasise over.. I'm hung like a Nigerian donkey; the girls just can't get enough; God made me do it; I make their pain go away; I even married one of my daughters's daughter's daugther's son..woops. Please warn your readers against following in my own footsteps. more Bullsh*t..khaaaaakh..nonsense..drivel and xaaar Don't follow my example. I am chosen. Yours graciously Mohammed Bello Abubakar(or Bello to those who know me well) Ha-Ha @hung like nigerian donkey
  12. Originally posted by +Faheema: ^Here's brit english that will clarify it for you It does exactly what it says on the tin Tan baaba ka daran duniyo! Dee inoo fasir,inaar
  13. Originally posted by *Blessed: Allah, raga SOL maxaan la yaabey. Qudhun kasta, ama xalaal ama xaraan haku dhaqmee, if it involves getting it with a young girl wey u sacab tumayaan. *shrugs* Jinka la iska naaraad tihiin. Uf! p.s I bet all my dirhams half the wives wuu iska sheegta. L0L, Waxaad lehda,ninku wax iskuma hayo? Bal eega haternimadan inta la eg?
  14. Originally posted by cynical lady: What a man eeh! Kumbe,You Swing Like that huh? Pun intended Malika,my neighbor back in Mombasa,Used to marry 3 wives wives every year. We used to call him the "rotator"
  15. Originally posted by Cabdiyo Cabdi: LOL@passportka lugaynaya. JB mid ma ku soo dirnaa? quote: Some of the xarifs who were qaaqliyaal and unemployed at that time,had a boon every time one of these cougers came. They were mostly from Italia and Canada, I never saw Americans and British that much. (Take that Ashton Kutchner,Hassan Shibis beat you to the couger hunt in 91). parasites,those poor women probably spent all their savings from their backbreaking work. LOL, wonder how shibis is now. Interesting views. I am sure in all guur, there is an element of danta aan isku gaarno..for the longterm. I mean they both went into the marriage to gain something, they should should stick around for the long run,esp when kids are involved. What amazes me is the audacity of some of these men, i mean ok you got a passport and the marriage ain’t what you want it to be but how about offering miskiimiinta, compensation. Inta ayuuto these women go in for these nimanku sheeg.and dibka ay ka maraan for the house/furniture or what not is beyond belief and who suffers in the process, the poor kids. Afro, I know this is not exclusive to single mothers only.But they are mostly the ones taking the risk. It’s just too many problems, I do not know why people go to such lengths. Ilaahay ima guurin nin Africa ama meelkale joogo, esp reer Bari… maba is fahmi leheen. Hassan Shibis is in Calgary,or was it Grand Prairie,AB? After he came to Holland,he migrated to Canada Waxee ahaytabo,He brought his Mama & his sisters to Canada hada. of course,he is not married to teh couger.
  16. Originally posted by Malika: ^You got to remember,this is in an African village somewhere in Nigeria,no one cares enough about the happiness of any woman,let alone kids going hungry cause the old man cant feed them and so.. If he is a healer then he is those so called sheikhs in Africa they somehow end up marrying their patients,now is that coincident or is faal iyo quur baa shekhaduu kujiirta,I mean look at those pictures of some of the women! odey waxnaa laheen mexee kufaleyaan?..Astagfirullah,for these assumption but there is something fishy about this man! Mganga eh?
  17. Originally posted by Cabdiyo Cabdi: This is the age sane people go and retire and nafiis from ciyaal iyo buuqo. What this poor man needs is someone to bring him his weyso(pref a not fertile/fit minyaro and to do tasbiix.Not juggle 86 wives n over 100 kids.Dhib jecla dadku. Waxaad adu dhib u aragto,qofbey raaxadis tahay,ogow hee ina Cabdi GT,niyow waaku sidee? Eegan baad rabtaa inuu Xiin hanjam bilawo?
  18. Originally posted by Nephthys: Most men find it hard enough to keep one woman happy why the 'ell would he put himself into a position to try and make 85 more happy? Odaygan yari just wanted sex and to make babies and nothing else! Ufff. Asoo kale should be shot in the groin several times. :mad: Oo Kaalay,Dan la'an badnidaa? Why shoot the man for having and wanting to have sex with 100 women? Hater iyo nus baa tahay yaa? Xiinow,Wayahan,agressive search baad kujirtaa haye?
  19. Originally posted by Xidigo*: ^ Boowe, Huuno waa kuu roonahay adi ma faydaa? Waxa aan wadeen, wadeen Isla waayi jirey waa, Ayaamahaaga oo wacan Wakhtigeyga oo san.... Bowe iyo Huuno in one line?? L0L. You know,during my sujuu days(shimee aheed waxaas hee?),I used to find that line somewhat funny. These days,I even use it. Nephy,Walaal,Boring wuu dhaafay xarifkaan. Meesha "statement" baa lagu soo galaa,xee tahay salantaan tarawixiga ah? Ina abti,sual? are you from South Africa?
  20. Originally posted by Kashafa: quote:Nur Adow is different than Ali Geedi including his policies and support between the people of Mogadishu. Because Ali Geedi failed to stop the killing and genocide by Abdullah Yusuf´s gang in Mogadishu, as also, he failed to win the support of the Ethiopians. Nur Adow, established him self as the only man who can restore the peace in Somalia. Nur Adow will not be an easy target for Abdullah Yusuf and his gang, because he has political weight in Somalia and the world too. He showed signs of honesty to the Somalis mainly the people of Mogadishu. He was former chief of Red Cross in Somalia, which gives him merciful heart to the innocent people . The Somalis in Mogadishu believe that Nur Adow is the only man who can end the illegal activities of Abdullah´s Secret Intelligence Agents, who kill the people based on tribe. Merciful heart, kulahaa. Mr. Mutairi, bool-shiid'ka naga kala yaray min fadlak. Nur Cadde is as much a treasonous criminal as M.Dheer, A/Y, or Gheedi . He is the man,, as Attorney General, that signed the execution order of the 11 Scholars that were murdered by Siad Barre(may he burn in hell forever , him and everybody in his regime who supported the murder of the Scholars). After the Ethiopians attacked and killed unarmed Tabliqi preachers in a Mosque, he is the man, as the Braying Minister, that said:" If our allies are attacked, they have the right to defend themselves." Nur Adow is another puppet of the TFG. Thank you Kashafa for reminding me that. I almost was supporting him..Not!
  21. Originally posted by Ducaysane: Afro Girl, it is your turn to explain your aviator. Waa kaa qeyliye wallahi. Meeshad ka fikireysid,meel yar mahan. Wa qaalu!!
  22. Originally posted by Al Haashimi: ^^or as aa gun wielding ivory merchant L0L!,Perhaps!!
  23. Originally posted by Bella*Princesa: i'll tell you after you tell me how to upload a picture on my avatar :cool: admin, if your reading...Balayo kugu dhacday! Sure/L0L. You are funny. Go to the "Mailbox" and then "update profile" and then go all the way to "avator image" and then choose one of them. otherwise,get one of your own, preferebly of a phat princess. Phat=not fat
  24. Originally posted by General Duke: ^^^lool. what do you think of this? Since you've always accused me of being an e-surrogate of Abdiqasin Salad, I guess,we will be in the same side of the coin now huh? *still waiting on you to say anything*