Originally posted by Cara: Ngonge, no of course I'm not a student, I was TEACHING the class. Sheesh... FB and Ducaysane, fine. Yes I had a great night. Hurr hurr hurr, let's throw in a few double entendres, a wink or two, a knowing guffaw, etc and so forth and call it a day, OK boys? ^Cara,i hope i didnt offend you in any way. If so,my apologies. I meant it in the most of innocent ways.

Originally posted by Ismahaan: Seriously guys a jealous person is taking away my five stars status by rating me low everyday. I wonder what his/her beef is? Stop Stealing my rates and please don’t force me in hadeer daqada kaga soo dhex baxo. Peace There,i gave you a star: Hopefully u dont like habashis. If you do,i take it back right away Duce,my ratings are so high,i surpassed a five. L0L

^Sasabashadaas aan ubogay. Anu,waxaan 5 ahayn dad masiiyo. Unless of course you are,you a habashi supporter/sympathise r. <img src=" http://www.somaliaon line.com/cgi-bin/ubb /ultimatebb.cgi?/pro file/9198 " alt="" />

^L0L.

Originally posted by Cara: Hello trollers. Today I'm full of vim and vigor for some reason. Bounced out of bed (usually I need a branding iron), went to class and actually paid attention, then a meeting in which I had to sit on my hand to stop myself from asking a question :confused: Is this how morning people feel? How do I make it stop? Oh Lala,someone had a great night

^Age aint nothin'but a number,throwing down ain't nothing but a thing..ma maqal? Oh!,yall were talking about apprentice? mmm,i am pretty sure it will get Trumped! lol,in the ratings. No one watches that here any more. Btw,it doesnt really work very well if America exports tv shows...but somehow,the british imports become HITS!

Welcome back sxb,has it really been two years? What have you been upto? Hajj miyaad tiri?

This has led to many self-hating people in our community. In fact, there are more self-hating Somalis than in most other communities Fact? When you say fact,Do you have any facts to proof this? Generally, i think this is not such a bad idea. Mentoring is difficult. Not everyone can mentor,ya yakhii.

Faraax Brown- LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL- God I should be allergic to you but strangely I'm not. Hell if you’re just as funny as were here when you’re issuing your licking lips and seedy one-liners I'd at the very least smack you across the face with a begrudging smile twisting my mouth Word!(W-o-u-hdh)

You know,I think i may have met Alle Ubahne. L0L. If it wasnt him,he must have been a close relative. This dude,had a very high case of T.A.U.S(the Alle-Ubahne syndrome). In anycase, Wlc back. I do miss him.

^When i rated you a five,you were @one star. lol. Obviously,you are now out of the hole.

Originally posted by cynical lady: So if one doesn’t find a husband, one should blame god? And get depressed. Gosh it must be raining craziness in your world. Seriously woman get a hold of yourself and stop making your self so available/thinking of marriage day and night/ praying etc. believe me it all stinks of desperation and nothing good is ever going to come out of that. The more you chase, the more they run and according to you the more depressed you will get, so do yourself a favour and celebrate what you have instead of romanticising marriage its not all that’s cracked up to be. p.s don’t fear spinsterhood embrace it. Or,you could just pray for the sister. Dua is amazing,you know? Inshallah sister,allah is the best and he knows the best for you. keep praying and allah will reward you with a great man. may god give you a good guy

Shame on that brotha,He needs to be schooled,on how to eye rape that is. He should've added more actions to his lips licking sheninigans. Whats an eye rape with no words like, Daymmmmmm gurl!, The word for the days is legs,mmmm, let's go back to my room and spread the word...Gurl & adding...Girl,Your body is the bomb!,You know what would look great around em? My arms .......mmmm gurl. I need to holla @that brotha.

^Thats a little rough,dont you think,Brother?

^Your words are being watched

I did see that. I think this was doctored.

^Figures.

^That Danyeer,had a massive hangover. Walle Qaadirada waa qatar. I think,the wobbly girrafe was a sight to marvel @. Btw,geedkan magacii in somali/swahili?

Testing,Testing.

It is either of two things: One,you live in a posch place and the rich folks have power. Or,you come from a ghetto place and even the cameras will be stolen. Waa laba mid ah?

^Yeah,that is a mass of people

^Ha-ha@18 year olds. The chances of you meeting those is probably 9/10. Not chewing? You might as well stay in London. Lol@Cushion. I will let Ibtisam answer that question.

Originally posted by NGONGE: War I did my research and checked and rechecked with trusted sources (including my own teasing mother - nin weyn oo hoyadii wale wax waydiinaya )..all told me it is safe to go and they have not seen a snake for years. I am not staying in any houses either. It is going to be a hotel and I shall insist on the top floor. Ditto. So,i am guessing during marqaan session,it will be on a chair rather than a dariin/Jaanfi(you do know what a dariin is,right?)

^Shiix iga dheh. L0L. Usheega gabar yareeydan,Producerkena ee ku daadisay...ukaadi haa imadee mar kalee,waa ku diraa lee. Originally posted by Valenteenah: ^ Dunno. Maybe I miss it. Miss the People or the city and its beautiful lakes?

^Did you just say "abaa Fiiri"? Cesh calaa!! aan ku dhahay , Speaking of Ceesh calaa,i saw a smarty comment from miss Valenteenah. Abaa fiiri( ), magalada iyo dadkeeda,maxaad u saarantahay? Huh?