Che,waxaan waa kutiri kuteen. The Kenya army can not even fight cattle rustlers..let alone AS. Brobagandha dadka lagu kicin rabo weeye.

Originally posted by Ducaysane: Sheekh shafiif baanba soo xasuustay markaan arkay sawirkiisa. But shiiqa is not from Kismayu?

^The part about his unusual somali first and last names?

Originally posted by Che -Guevara: ^Now you are saying that Have you heard the joke about reer Waqooyi truckers (which includes you for the purpose of this joke) driving through the south? Habo...Atleast I'm aware of my short comings. it is not that realllly old "batante" joke is it? Anyway, Feruz waraa uyaalo. markuu diido inuu qaranka udheelo ayaa war laisku haya! Edit: too late for the joke.

Get a boyfriend(scratch that!). Get a male companion,be it a friend or bro or cousin to help you find these things like flats etc. As for pick pocketing and bag stealing, that is normal for any big city. My instinct tells me you should blend with the locals. The first thing that comes to mind is: Mess up your teeth,really bad.. dress up like lady gaga or rusell brand(i know,he is a dude). stop staring and looking confused. grab a daily newspaper. thats all i think of now.

Qarxis igama eheene. laakinsi,i was a bit curious ps.qofkii qarxis rabo,ani lee haa ii sheego

because i am bored,let me ask you this: why was this dude called seefta bananka?--that is a really weired name.

^Waa lasoo amray miyaad lehda?

small town news. not bad

Naden,How are your migraines?

Did i see it right? Does it say six months?

innocent till proven guilty? Wait till scores are dead? I'd rather err to the caution.

Waxaan hubaa,sidi modkii,haduu somali ahaan lahaa, Habartii iyo aabihi,or any relative will somehow have sneeked their tuulo in this article. Some random cuzin,would probably say that there was something special about the boy. I remember, "growing up watching Paul Gasgoigne "Gazza",in Qardho(random place,sayid and crew relax adeer ), i have always dreamed my son/nephew/cousin will follow his footstep. Congrats my fellow somali feruz(wink,wink)

I endorse this manifesto!

Originally posted by Jamaal11: Wey ku dhaaftayee ka dhego la'aaw. Adaa sheegaye,shan ***** dhal

to be fair to her,one week of sol equals 1 month.

Originally posted by Modesty: Hi Somaliaonline! I haven't been here for the past 3 years! I am back now,and would like to hear you all welcome me back:) Welcome back Modesty. It feels like its been three years,but it really aint. Isnt this you here about a year or so ago? 2008 But,it sure does feel like three years. Anyway,how have things been? I hope you are doing great..

Originally posted by *Jane*: hello. Tell me what I need to know. :cool: Before i go further,when you say, "Boo",do you mean,like, "Hey Boo,wassup" or like, "Boo!!,go fly a kite or milk a doli?"..Wassup? Jane!

Originally posted by *Buuxo*: ^Im with you on this Brawn,I would marry the dude too L0L. Caqligaan kugu ogaa..

Originally posted by Allamagan: Like Snoop Dogg, he is just telling the kids to be motha-fvkng hustlers when they grow up! good role model! more like,Convict. L0L@Starehe boys. What a fantastic combination of colors

Originally posted by nuune: lol@Allamagan, nice one sxb Engineer Cadde, first you are Engineer, second as you label yourself you are light skin dat is where ur problem started, you loved labels, girls don't like labels, so remove it and I assure you, ur PM will increase in ten folds Qumaati baan uqoslay,as you would say. Injir-neer,abti,You were gone? ilaahow hadaan ku tabay???

Y'all need to back off Peacenow. He is just reporting news. Tha Funk is wrong with that? His detests for Arabs and islam is one thing,it is another to report news. Lay off the 1diot,would ya?

Originally posted by Valenteenah.: Che, Wuxuu ka wadaa, he would marry her for her money, post-divorce. Duh. New England folks are a bit slow,just like the ones from "old" england (you are an ozie now,so do not defend or get offended)

^Dabaalin baa tihin. Gorgortan meel dheer baa laga bilawaa. Business 101,see camal? Valy,cadeey

Originally posted by Che -Guevara: ^Sounds like you wanna marry the guy Ha-Ha. Yiu are fcking crazy...I would marry his wife after she divorces his rich azz