So what the f^^k is this supposed to mean,some of you need someone to ram an 18wheeler into u'r rear end LMAO!HaHaHaHa

Hope You are ALL alright. Zeph & Athena; I was so Worried about the two of you. Now if i could ONLY get hold of 2 of my cuzins!![No One Knows Where they are]

Tell me about it St Paul Chick. It’s not even funny anymore. Someone needs to positively critic this dude. He obviously thinks he is doing a good job. My advice to you is, DO NOT PAY to see the movie. LOL @ Paid the refs, you know what though, some of the officiating was somewhat biased, case in point: the Boston Rochester soccer game was definitely a fix. Lool Somerican,heheHe.

Hello Maryan. It would have been nicer had the parade been at Lake Street, but am guessing that with that facelift over at Lake Street, the congestion would have been a logistical nightmare. Well you are right, most of the SOCCER games were dominated by the Farahs. What amazed me was the clear difference between the younger kids and the older ones. They had absolutely no interest in soccer at all. They lived, breathed and slept basketball. The basketball gym was packed. Their parents, brothers, sisters and entire families came to cheer, just like any American family will. That’s when it dawned on me, OMG we have been NORTH AMERICANISED![i love it BTW]. Not that there is nothing wrong with that, but the shift in the attitude, taste and actions was in itself amazing. The soccer was more Somali than you can imagine. The fact that these kids VALUED and traveled from far places to come and join and play as hard as they did was amazing. About the movie, I am not kidding, the entire staff at OLOL film needs to take a hard look at themselves before they bring any filth to the community. The movie was so boring that it was not even funny.

Hey mzs-Ilhaan. Well, hi back atcha darling. And the best weapon to boredom is going back to the archives and start reading some really funny threads. Otherwise, boredom is contagious and you may wanna keep it to yourself. Anyhow, why don’t you tell us a little about you? Huh? So what do you do over there in “HoeLand’?

So,What did yall folks[those of us who came],thought of the somali week in MPLS? How were the Tournaments?[i loved the Boston BasketBall Kids & the Soccer team too] . Bunch of Talented Kids out there i tell ya.Although half of the Players were smoking during Half time.LooL The last game The Mn Thunder vs the Somali Allstar was something else all together. my Voice is Gone[From yelling at the kids!]. Anyway,what was your Highlight of the week? Did you see Anything that made you Proud of SOMALINIMO?, Anything you were Ashamed of? Personally i have a little Rant here. I ended up watching a much publicized,over exposed and well marketed if i may add somali MOVIE. The movies name was DARDARAN[Apparently some Father leaves a DarDaran to 2 or 3 of his kids.....about some inheritance money... Anywhoo;The film started off by showing some wadaad looking dude, giving a Dardaran to a rather chubby actor who could barely speak the Language. When the Dardaran was over, they showed the dude going to his SKAABULO apt,and slamming his Digsi with his Fargeto and eating his Qarax Baris,slamming the microwave door and the Fridge Door. Basically Knocking down Anything on his Way for an entire 6minutes[The audience do not have a clue of what the dude is up]. Afterwards, he goes and jumps into his Muwacis and off he is to Bed! All without uttering a WORD!. 6 minutes past and not a single word came from the chubby actor. Can you believe that? 6minutes of forks against Saxan, slamming microwave door, slamming the fridge door. When he wakes up, he wants to go somewhere, and that is the LAST time you see him. he Vanished into the Thin Ohio Air!. The last time i heard,he Wanted to Go somewhere,and his short skinny Brother was helping him pack!. But when the Driver Honked his Horn[ya, i know what driver right?], the chubby actor is no where to be seen! In comes a taller, skinnier darker farah! And off they go cruising on the OHIO HWY. Talking and talking endlessly. We have No idea where they are headed to,what they are going to.All they Did was yell and Shout @one another. Besides, the lack of plot, poor vision, lack of coherence, the movie had no message. The actors had no skills at all, one was overly aggressive[he was literally yelling], and the other was very timid and scared to speak.[one could barely hear him,even in the very loud theatre speakers]. in a nutshell. horible movie. In the one and half-hour film, 33% was dedicated to showing of OHIO landmarks, the greenery of Columbus, the I-77 [exit signs, traffic lights, trailers and all the activity that goes on a HWY, SUBWAY restaurant was also featured in the film]. The rest of the time was merely about, 2 brothers cruising on the Ohio interstate talking about how the father left this huge amounts of money, how they going to split, how some unknown family members are calling one after another to claim the share of the money. Here is a Dardaaran from me to the rest of you folks who would want to watch the MOVIE. Do not waste your Hard Earned cash on the movie. Besides, that i had a Great Time. Watching the thousands of Halimos and Farahs driving around the city[i saw a NOVA SCOTIA licence plate!],was just pleasant. So Bal share your Holiday Experience!

For traffic violations, if the officer doesn't show up, there's no talking, except telling me to get my bond card from an aide. Also, I take with me pictures showing there are no signs that support the violation, like improper U-turn. The bottom line, if you think a little bit, you can come up with strong supporting explanations/excuses (preferably with the aid of picture). Alright.Sounds Smart to me. Am guessing that one has to be awfully ready and be the least bit intimidated by the whole ‘MAXKAMAD’ scene. So, Have you ever talked your way out of ticket? If so,what have you said?[What would you say]?

^True Said Bro!.

When the parking or traffic ticket is dismissed, I don't even say "Thank you" or "Have a nice day"; I just grab the dismissal papers or bond card and head for exit. I am sure that comes naturally? Anyway,what is the judge's rebuttal?[or answer] to that? does he just say,"ok Mr Hadad, the case dismissed" or does he try torationalize?

LOL! Hadaad, I can picture you talking to the judge: "But your honor, on the ticket, the officer claimed that my plate number is HYM-423 while my plate number is indeed HMY-423."LoooL I beleive MPD are by far the harshest ticket givers i have ever seen[next to prolly Wisconsin cops!]. Anyway,a valuable advice i once got from a Comedian Brotha from comicview: If they send you a ticket over the mail showing your vehicles plate number, just take a picture of the $100 you supposed to pay and send the picture to them. Am not sure if this will get you off the ticket, but sure did make me laugh. BTW: What is up with the Meters that run upto 10pm@night? The *&$%^$$& is that MAN??!!

^Thats assuming that its gonna be good for the eye? What if its not? whose gonna be responsible for the trauma?

^Dude! Arent you asking for a Tad too Much here? To be Fair to the Ladies,The ppl whose pictures they are posting,are the ones who are already in the public. But oh well...lets see if one of them will be glad to do so.....

^You Party Pooper. Let the Girls have their fun,why must it be about poverty?, Forgiving of Debt? and general AWARENESS of the STATE of the CONTINENT!. Who gives a ratz Tail about boring issues affecting millions of people? Mhmm..Lets see,Looking at Brad Pitt Vs listening and raising awarenness about Africa's Issues. Thats a No Brainer dude! Boring Boring Stuff. If they didnt want the girls(and Sky) to drool over the Performers,Maybe they shouldnt have brought performers?. Anyway,What was this About Again?

^This is not your Material. No need for you to re post pictures that have been on the pages of renowned world magazines,tvs and websites. surely this is duplication. Besides,what movement are you resisting?

Its no secret that the UK and the USA can do anything they desire to a country. For instance, the can go to another country and remove the president. They can give out money, lots of it to any country. But did you also know that they could cause droughts? Yes that’s right, the US and UK it said they could manipulate the weather for political gain using unspecified "unconventional" chemical weapons.LOL Wallahi Africans Never seize to amaze me!. Bal WTF is wrong with these ZIMS? A state-run newspaper in Zimbabwe has suggested the UK and US are to blame for droughts in southern Africa. The Herald said climate change has been artificially induced "in a bid to arm-twist the region to capitulate to the whims of the world's superpowers". It said weather was being manipulated for political gain using unspecified "unconventional" chemical weapons. It is widely seen as a mouthpiece for President Robert Mugabe's government, correspondents say. It said recent droughts, which defied predictions by the Zimbabwean government and the Southern African Development Community's Drought Monitoring Centre, pointed to the possibility of the weather being manipulated for political purposes. "The overt and covert machinations by Zimbabwe's former colonial ruler Britain, which has declared its intentions to effect illegal regime change in Harare, have given credence to the conspiracy theory," the paper said. It said that the US Famine Early Warning System had predicted famine in Zimbabwe six months before it occurred. "The prediction, which was the exact opposite of other forecasts, seems to confirm that the conspiracy to remove the Zimbabwean government has gone chemical." Zimbabwe is currently facing a food crisis and the country urgently needs to import 1.2 million tonnes of food to avoid famine. Correspondents say the crisis is complex with erratic rains, disastrous economic policies, land reform and the spread of HIV/Aids all playing a part LOL!

The north the north the north! I think[correct me if am wrong Zumm], she meant NORTH AFRICANS,who one day are ARABS and the next day are Africans. Of course am just presuming...

^nicely Put adeer. Hanif, the problem is that the VERY same problems that you said ‘are our own’ were caused by the colonialist and the industrialized nations. Unfair trade agreements, [Why the hell would the price of coffee [or Cocoa] be regulated by a British firm?] Unfair loan agreements. High interest on the same loans Selling of arms at low costs, thus causing conflicts [so that they could rip off the diamonds, cooper and gold] without being answerable to international courts. Keeping corrupt regimes in power [Again to rip off lucrative contracts and natural resources]. The list is endless. Sure Africans should be held responsible for they’re own problems. Just think of it as you. When you came to QURBAHA, you had no idea what taxes, credit reports, credit cards were. As a result many of us [if not you personally but many AFRICANS] suffered very low credit ratings. Not because they cannot manage their monies, but there was no education, awareness and experience. The oldest African NATION, if you count the age by the post independence period, is not more than 50Years. That is literally a young continent. This AID relief should help a lot!

Wajigiisa Makataqaanaa YAANYUUR LABO JIR AH OO YAANYO FIIQEESO /Oyaaye;oct.29th 2002:somaliaonline/jokes LooL. Anyone with some more?

^I apologise Walaalo. Did not mean to brush you the wrong way.

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^Got it. I apologise.

^What do you think of the Topic itself? Do you agree with Muna or not? Do you have any suggestions? Are you romance denied? and or megalomaniac? SUP GIRL?[And where is the evil mod today?],shes obviously absent.i need 'Phanta-tainment' if you know what i mean

^Smilez Really hadaad, if you wanted to register with hibo Hadaad: Very picky quite annoying MALE nomad Hibaad: Cool and collected FEMALE NOMAD. You are welc! Edit: Oh shucks You bet me to it. Disregard then...

This is a joke right?? It has to be a joke, because no one on their right mind would stay home waiting for a hand-out from dear hubby OI!, someone check this out! Anyone?,someone? preferbly a FEMALE?....

^Dear Hibad from HAWD. What is up with you and the other Farah's here. I am talking as a concerned sister. However, you boys are only interested in arguing and belittling the girls. Perhaps, you too are suffering from the same syndrome. Well, it has always been like that. Boys pick on girls. And quite frankly, I try to stay away from belittling girls. I like to pick a fight with the bullies. By all means ladies and gents, be real about your positions. And drop the act, your getting on my nerves and boring me to death Actually, I don’t think a lot of people[including the humble me, ] care about your nerves or the state of your boredom.loooool Anywhoo,you still havent told me what your suggestion is.