This is the funniest article abtigiis has ever penned down. LMAO!!! :D waad ii dambaajisay, istaqfurulaah

Cara.;954354 wrote: Howdy Layzie. You always crawl out of the woodwork whenever a Muslim person commits some atrocity. If ever someone on SOL had a crush on you they'd resort to some regrettable machinations to get you to show up. Howdy Cara, you made me come out of the woodworks too. lol. Anyway, i am not saying this shit didnt happen, but, i find the whole thing quite odd. the guy with a machette with blood in his hands, nonchallantly talking to some random dude to be filmed, no blood on his clothes and ppl just chilling and relaxing. I find this shit odd.

anyway is this the block who ran into a pillar or a wall or something like that?-

Safferz;951658 wrote: ^^ it's plausible when you consider that census figures rely on national origins (Somalia) but miss all the Somalis who come from or through other countries as immigrants to Canada. I'm sure all the TO folks here would agree that the number is awfully low. Its Plausible,

Safferz;951228 wrote: Official figures are something like 40,000 Somalis in Canada as a whole, but I believe (as do some community organizations here) that Toronto alone has more than that, perhaps as many as 100,000. I believe the Canadian Somali Congress says there are 200,000 Somali Canadians, most of whom live in Toronto. If you mean demographics in Toronto in general, it's a hugely diverse city, about half the population born outside of Canada. I think it's 9% black. Somalis tend to over count themselves in every where, In Minnesota, we claim to be close to 150k, the census figures were disappointing: This despite the fact that the government recruited dozens of Somalis to count Somalis. (Calaashan qolo walba dhowr dhalinyaro ayaa shaqa laga siiye,lol). Seriously though, what benefit does the government of a particular country get by reducing numbers? it beats the whole purpose of planning, "nkt"

raula;950536 wrote: waryaa ina farax bluu..xagee ka dacde beryahahaan....yani tunakutafuta kama ndururu Haatu..adna qarxiska wacha (I deny those charges OFFICER ) Yes madam! I am still around,ni roundy roundy tu!

You are lucky you are not an Albino- In Tanzania, You will be dissected and your parts used for sixir!

Vibi Halyanko is a classic one, i also like, another line somalis use, "nyaama Juma"(Nyama choma,roasted meat). Love somalis and the corrupt swahili. Anyway, its a beautiful language to learn. Good luck- j

LMAO. This is absolutely some hilarious thread. Sometime back, I met this dude who called out everyone's clan at the Somali mall. He was a magician, a wizard i tell you. He was calling them out as they were with precise accuracy man. Funny old man...he was.

LMAO!@ at this dude. The dont touch my shzt oh oh oh line was fucing hilarious- the chineese and mandela free lines are memorable. LOL However, the hand throwing pfff theatrics are bloody hilaaaarious. Didnt even give the officer a chance, "pfffff oh my gowd,lol"

The Move is happening-however it is not a mass exodus as they are portraying here. People are leaving tho' and Rent has plummeted to rates never seen since the early 2000s- The landlords are scratching their heads.

Haatu;903879 wrote: http://www.somaliaonline.com/community/showthread.php/69195-Sheekaddii-Garaad-Wiilwaal-iyo-sheekooyin-kale asxantu saana

Haatu;903875 wrote: THIS what?

are there any online videos and stories? if not, who will be the first to do it?

Taleexi;903855 wrote: Faarax waxaad i soo xasuusisay "Dabotaag" sxbkeey LMAO- maxaad tirri?

Daba rogato? haa raqleyso? naga daa dee niyooo. LMAO. I never thought Diif would sound funny until someone else said it...back in NFD, the accent of the kenyatis sounded like Dhiif!-like Hiko Shifta huko Dhiif!

Shinbir Majabe;885902 wrote: Marwo/Fowsiya Yuusuf X Aadan - Ra’iisul-Wasaare ku-xigeen / Wasiirka Wasaaradda Arrimaha Dibadda: Khabiir-hawleed xirfad iyo aqoon aad u durugsan u leh Xiriirrada Caalamiga ah, Maaraynta, Gargaarka Bani-aadamka, Saxaafadda, Qaramada Midoobay, Tacliinta, Awoodeynta Dumarka, iyo la-tacaalidda Saboolnimada. Saxaafadda, Tacliinta, iyo Xiriirka Caalamiga ah ku baratay jaamacado caan ah oo ku kala yaalla Dalalka Faransiiska, Suudaan, iyo Maraykanka Xilal sare ka soo qabatay safaaradihii ay Soomaaliya ku lahayd dalalka Jarmalka, Faransiiska iyo Maraykanka Aasaastay, agaasimena ka noqotay RAAD International iyo RAAD TV. Aasaastay, noqotayna hormuudkii ugu horreeyey ee Jaamacadda Hargeysa. Mudane/Cabdixakiin Maxamuud Xaaji Fiqi - Wasiirka Wasaaradda Gaashaandhigga : Wasiirkii hore ee Gaashaandhigga, ahaana Raysal-wasaare ku-xigeen; Guddoomiyihii hore ee Guddiga Abaaraha. Maaraynta Ganacsiga iyo Maamulka Guud ee Bulshada ku bartay Jaamacadda Strayer ee ku taalla magaalada Washinton DC ee ku taalla carriga Maraykanka Diblumaasi ka tirsanaan jirey safaaraddii ay Soomaaliya ku lahayd dalka Maraykanka. Ka mid ahaa ergada Soomaaliya u joogi jirtey Kulanka Guud ee Qaramada Midoobay ee magaalada New York Ku-simaha Qunsulka Guud ka soo noqday sfaaraddii ay Soomaaliya ku lahayd dalka Kanada Khibrad aqooneed iyo mid shaqo oo ka badan 25 sano u leh maamulka iyo Maaraynta Ku hadla afafka Ingiriisiga iyo Carabiga Mudane/ Cabdikariin Xuseen Guuleed - W asiirka Wasaaradda Arimaha Gudaha iyo Amniga Qaranka. Xirfadle hawlo badan ka soo qabtay Maamulka iyo Maaraynta. Agaasime-daleed u soo noqday Hay’adda Muslimka Afrika Qayb libaax ka qaatay aas-aaska barnaamijyo aqooneed iyo kuwo hawleed oo ay leedahay Jaamacadda SIMAD Guddoomin jirey Naadiga FPEN oo ah xiriir ay leeyihiin Ururrada ku hawlan Meheradaha Waxbarashada ee Gaarka loo Leeyahay Ku hadla Afafka: Carabiga iyo Ingiriisiga Mudane/Maxmuud Xasan Suleymaan (Cawil) - Wasiirka Wasaaradda Maaliyadda iyo Qorsheynta . Aqoonyahan ku takhasusay khibradna u leh maaliyadda iyo qorshaynta: Ka qalin jebiyey Jaamacadda Istareeyar Kolleej oo ku taalla Carriga Maraykanka Waddamada Sacuudiga iyo Iswiserland uga soo shaqeeyey Bankiga Islaamiga ah ee la yiraahdo Daarul Maal Al-Islaami. Soo qaatay tababbarro badan oo xirfadeed oo ku saabsan maaliyadda, maalgashiga, iyo qorshaynta Muddo ku dhaw afartan (40) sano ku soo dhex jirey mihnadda maaliyadda iyo xisaabaadka. Si wanaagsan ugu hadla luqadaha Ingiriiska iyo Carabiga Mudane/Cabdulaahi Ciil-mooge Xirsi - Wasiirka Wasaaradda Warfaafinta iyo Isgaarsiinta. Aqoonyahan khibrad u leh u-saldhigidda iyo kobcinta is-gaarsiinta iyo ganacsiga, ahna sarkaal sare oo ka tirsanaa Ciidamadii Xoogga Dalka Soomaaliya Ka qalin-jebiyey Kulliyadda Saadka ee ku tiillay Volsk iyo Saratof oo ku yaalla Midawgii hore ee Soofiyeetiga. Hay’adda Cuntada Adduunka (WFP) uga soo shaqeeyey dalalka Afqaanistaan, Usbekistaan, Kasaakhistaan, iyo dalal kale Khibrad shaqo iyo aqooneed oo ka badan 35 sano u leh mihnadda Is-gaarsiinta casriga ah iyo Saadaalinta Dhaqaalaha Mudane/Cabdirisaaq Cumar Maxamed - Wasiirka Wasaaradda Kheyraadka Dalka. Aqoonyahan ku takhasusay dhaqaalaha iyo culuumta bay’adda, khibrad iyo faham durugsanna u leh wax-soo saarka. Ka qalin-jebiyey Jaamacadda York University oo ku taalla Carriga Kanada Maareeyaha Barnaamijyada ka ahaa xafiis bulshada Soomaaliyeed ee Kanada ku nool looga qaban jirey adeegyada kala ah: caafimaadka, shaqo-helidda, u-doodidda saboolka iwm. Agaasime sare ka ahaa Hay’adda Horumarinta Hiiraan oo qalab caafimaad iyo adeegyo kale oo dhinaca dhaqaalaha ah ugu deeqday cisbitaalka weyn ee Beledweyne Guddoomiye ka ahaa Hay’adda la yiraahdo “Danta Soomaalida” oo u ol-olayn jirtey wanaajinta xaaladda dadka Soomaaliyeed iyo dalka Soomaaliya Si wanaagsan ugu hadla Afka Ingiriisiga Marwo/Drs Maryan Qaasim - Wasiirka Horumarinta Adeega Bulshada. Wasiirkii hore ee Wasaaradda Horumarinta Dumarka & Daryeelka Qoyska. Dhakhtarad ku takhasustay Cudurrada Carruurta iyo Taranka Haweenka. Ka qalin-jebisay Jaamacaddii Umadda Soomaaliya, qaybta caafimaadka Tacliinta caafimaadka ka kororsatay Waddanka Nederlaand Shahaado Sare oo Caafimaadka Bulshada ah ka qaadatay Carriga Ingiriiska Maamullo sare oo dhinaca caafimaadka ah ka soo qabatay dalalka Yemen, Wasaaradda Caafimaadka ee Nederlaand, iyo dalka Ingiriiska Khibrad iyo aqoon ka badan soddon (30) sano u leh daryeelka iyo caafimaadka aadamiga Si fiican ugu hadasha Afafka: Ingiriisiga, Dhajka, Carabiga, iyo Talyaaniga Source: VOA Somali I personally know Abdihakin Haji Faqi- He is a very hardworking and noble nice guy- I hope he brings his compassion, his dedication and his intelect to the people of Somalia. I also know Colonel Elmoge- a deligent servant of Somalia- Wish them all the best.

Faheema.;882551 wrote: I thought we defined what Halal Dating was few years ago I think it's time SOL had "FAQs" and link each question to previous threads. That was a classic thread,lol.

Is this shitt hypothetical or real? i am confused?- Anyway- What advise do you want? You are already on one side of this issue, being a judgmental *FPOS*- Calling her, "buur wife or some other nonsense".and labeling your "friend" hotter younger" and other such nonsense

The Zack;879470 wrote: ^nope...the same reason they dont own Hiiraan L0L. So, they dont own anywhere? and i have heard some folks say,and claim that they are indeed "top three largest sub clans of the somalis"- .

WWhat about the Gaal-Jec-e-l people? do they "own" Kismayo? as well?- I ran into one of them the other day and he was quite, adamant about how their once stolen land, will now be in their hands.(whatever the heck that means). Somalis!

I am hearing a lot of raves and reviews about how Kigali has transformed into a modern city. I dont know about that- African cities have a way of dissapointing me. I will stick to my NFD/Waamo.

even tho,i dislike the shebab, i hate to see a foreign army in the streets of a major somali town.....what a sad day for somalia and somalis.just a week ago the somali people were celebrating,today all self respecting somalis should hang their heads low in shame.

^You are welcome. hope you are fine. Raula and Chubaka, my instincts just kicked in....

Good job narniah...next time,dont ever walk home alone in the dark, ever.