Faarax-Brawn

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  1. Welc back. You is a true playa-a-Real. So what it is?
  2. I would barely have the energy & time dealing with one loud mouthed heffa,i aint feelin' to get hit by more than one . Imagine going from one house & be met with qeylo and calaal?, thats a one way ticket to heart attack I am thinking of how to get rid of one,let alone getting another one. Yall can stay the *BeeP* away from me and my loneliness,let let me live
  3. At the rate you are going sh Nur, i am afraid you will hand over the day to day running of e-nuri to the Xalimos. Move on,everyone errs once in a while, dont over do the apology thing I think am gonna stop my subscription to e nuri if this goes on This Dr is cool,btw
  4. Originally posted by Bishaaro: How worried are you? Is the media hyped fear getting to you? Everytime i Qufac, i sh1t on my pants. This sh1t scares me.for real
  5. Paradoxically these demi-gods say they want to uphold morality but violate the most fundamental aspect of morality: the inviolability of life. When you have no respect for life's sanctity, you can't lay any claim to upholding morality...in fact you are the antithesis of morality, you are the EVIL incarnate Umm,chill out dude. You are trying too hard. Wrong crowd for such behemothic words[or paroxysm]. But ,that was real tho
  6. Yo,Get with the programme folks. Watching Movies: Bad,Very Bad. Killing Folks: Morally Good,Very Good Let me jot that down,... [insert own Graemlin here,please]
  7. Faarax-Brawn

    Its a Girl!

    Right, first lets cut of their clitoris and then empower them! Ouch,Very Ouch
  8. Originally posted by Mudug: I was wondering where can i go to get me a good somali sister who is educated with great Stop Wandering then...
  9. Cawoy. Mahadsanid. I am sure you got the plot,maaha? so Let someone else finish it up. Btw,Speaking of missing shoes,heres an article i read what seemed like 100yrs ago. .......................................... Big mystery: Is the shoe on the other foot? I was in Miami last week, chatting with the folks at the International Association of Convention and Visitor Bureaus. IACVB, if you're into initials. At dinner one night, Mike Gehrisch, the group's president, leaned behind the woman sitting between us, tapped me on the shoulder and said, "I've got a great column idea for you." Over the years, I've come up with a pat answer for when this happens. "I'll put it on the list," I always reply. It's non-committal, it's polite, and on occasion it's even true. What surprised me about Mike's offering, however, was that his idea was already on my list and had been for some time. I just wasn't sure anyone would understand it but me. Now I know I'm not alone. "I think you should write about the single-shoe situation," he said. I started to laugh. There I was all these years, thinking I was the only one who noticed this phenomenon, and here was this guy who has traveled the world and was now validating my observation. Mike and I bonded for the ages. Walking my dog, Murphy, in the morning, at least twice a week I'll turn the corner and there, on the sidewalk, is a shoe. Not a pair of shoes, taken off in haste and left behind. A solitary shoe. A lost sole. It can be any variety. A sneaker. A track shoe. A high-heeled pump. A wingtip or a Bass Weejun. It's not just on sidewalks, either. This phenomenon manifests itself on freeways, too. Look as you drive home from work today. Bill Bennett and I will bet you'll see a shoe. One lonely shoe, there on the side of the road, silently awaiting its mate. Since I've studied this phenomenon for years, I have a few theories. The most obvious, of course, is that the evening's celebration went on a little too long, and in the course of venturing home, a shoe was lost. This theory is fine, until you think about it. I can see losing your purse, your wallet, your car keys. Even your mind on occasion. But wouldn't you notice a missing shoe rather quickly? Especially one with a 5-inch heel? There should be an award for the gal who can keep right on trucking, balancing on but a lonely stiletto heel. As for the roadside shoe, I can only assume they get tossed in fits of road rage or, worse, family feuds in which Ferragamos are flung past drivers' heads and out open windows, never to be retrieved. Mike and I agreed this all makes one wonder: Where are all the people wearing the other shoe? Not once, for instance, have I ever stood in line at Starbucks, looked down and seen the guy in front of me wearing one sneaker. When I'm out running on my lunch hour, not once have I watched in awe as a fellow runner sprints toward me sporting a solitary track shoe. And when I go out for the evening and the night is wearing on and the party is getting rowdier, never have I looked over and seen a woman standing at the bar, teetering on one heel, her other foot left dangling above the floor. Then again, maybe it's just a Mike-and-me thing: two guys always waiting for the other shoe to drop
  10. ^Haye.Warka isii. Up jumps the boogie, boogie jumps me, aa ka dhaceeso haye? Could you request a song on my behalf?[Obviously you will have me on your mind,tehehe]
  11. Aero,Walaalo all you did was thank people for replying to you. You havent told US how you feel & if you are better. Nafta & Aero; When am down & Blue; i read the Quran. Calms me down like Whoa. I Would suggest the two of you to do the same[if you can] :cool:
  12. I wonder how the 100F+ heat will have an impact on his skin Other than that, i think mike will be PaParazzi free
  13. Originally posted by Bishaaro: I'm a heavy sleeper too, I set four different alarms before going to bed, I never hear them. LoooL. Thats not very good for a Gabar. Hoooy!! HoooY!!. You are better off to be glued.kkkkkkk
  14. He hears “ Waar sxb waran?†Cilmi looks up...it was his friend Samatar…. Allow me to continue from here[The mind of a bored Farax]. Samatar : Haye, talk to me sxb. How did she look like? Cilmi : Stunning!, Stunning! *Taking a deep breath*...She coudave Told me at least... S:; What does she look like? C:, Sxb, shes Tall & Slender. Brown beautiful eyes, she is perfect! Remember what we used to say back home? Dhalo Coca- Cola ah. Thats her man,Mmmm!. The defination of finesse is her. I want her,I need her.How could she do that to me*? He muttered to himself, biting his lower lip with a sad face . S: What did you say? C: nothing, nothing man. S: So anyway tell me, what was her reaction? C: She was shocked, amazed and I believe she was a bit flattered. I don’t know what to make of it. S. So do you think she will respond positively sxb? C. She has no choice, samatar, *She had Better say Yes!, or else*. [He thought to himself] S. Choice?, what do you mean? She can say no to you, sxb. You cant force someone to love you [*Tall, Chai Latte extra Crème Extra Sugar-called the coffee Lady*] C. So, are you ready to play the match?[Tryna change the subject]. S. Yeah, I bought new shoes, same brand name as the ones Beckham used when he saved Britain from elimination. I am gonna be our Beckham, he joked C. HaHa, you better be. We need to win. [i can’t loose Her Again, I cant, I won’t! No!] S. Here, try them sxb, we wear the same size.[*Handed him a shoe* ], WTF, why are you only wearing a shoe?. You walked in the rain with one shoe? C. Well, I didn’t have an extra shoe, when I gave her the shoe. S. You gave her the shoe you were wearing? C. Yes, S. Are you Mad? C.No, I am not. *Sigh*, He thought, I am Madly in love with her S. Call me old fashioned, but where I come from, any man wearing one shoe is considered a mad man. C. Relax man, I have been so uptight all my life. I need to let loose, I wanna be wild. Try new things. Life is short, enjoy while it lasts! S. Man, what ever got into you? C. Nothing man, I have been working too much, and I figured I need to release my stress. I feel free. I have been hard on myself…[ Why is life hard?, She doesnt even remember me,] S. Anyway, call me later when she calls you, this is very interesting. [*whoever gives a shoe to a woman, and then walks in to a public place with one shoe] C. I sure will……….
  15. ^Hes not the president you know?Just becoz it was the approval of a head of a dept doesnt mean swatt. There are many operations that are undertaken by the dept of defence on a daily/monthly basis. That doesnt mean its the "Official" policy of any given country. I think you are just re enforcing your conspiracy thoughts. Things that happened decades ago, in a scenario that was so different from 2000 world cannot be compared. Sure the country is still the same, but things change. You had doubts about 9/11 & anything that has a positive lean towards your theory, suddenly make sense.[Me thinks].
  16. But since when was it OK to even think about engaging in domestic terrorism to acheive a foreign policy goal. I'm just using this example to demonstrate the ruthlessness of the US goverment and how far it's prepared to go. You are right. Its never ok to even think about it. Thats why it was never implemented. Just becoz someone[CIA] thought about it doesnt mean it was a US policy. Someone probably said, Dude;This is plain Stup1d. Eitherways, Do you honestly beleive that 9-11 was staged? :cool:
  17. Draw your own conclusions I Have my freind K'shafa.[You will know in a minute]. This is a very interesting way of looking @ issues. Anything is possible from the CIA. Being the cynic that i am, i have a very hard time connecting this northwood episode with 9/11. If my history[Channel] classes were anything good, i vaguely remember that the Cuban Missile[A commie state so close to Capitalist America] crisis threatened the very existence of America. If your country is feeling to be wiped out of the world map,& you are the president of such a country, what would you do? My freind,desperate times call for desperate measures. Screw the commies anyway
  18. I think The Colts are going to be the Super Bowl champions against the Panthers If i were Manning & Colts fan,i wouldnt have celebrated that win over the Pats. Had the patriots had their full lineup,i doubt if they would have won. Unfortunately they will definetly improve to 9 zip. Those Texans should go to the CFL.
  19. The Key word here is 'Nice pics' . Quruxley took nice pictures of a regular somali town.Altho Las Canood isnt regular,the town has a name more famous than Los Angeles. So i am gonna repeat: Nice Pics Quruxley Lst,Sophist & co: Meesha Dhul kuma Haysaan ee invest in a decent irrigation system.[Ducks!]
  20. Originally posted by Cawo: Aeronwen a phrase comes to mind Wixii xunba xaawale Qol ku raag way igu cusubtahay anba, lakiin it sounds like she could do with Breath of Fresh Air lol@ Castro Cawo & Aero; Perhaps Yall heard of Guur/Guri ku Raag
  21. Crazy Faraxs Indeed.Sailing in such seas with such vessels. Walle they are Greedy Goons. Admin:Dee Waxoo dhan Miyaad Xaaqday?? What was that saying again about the UL that was intended for the Weer got the fox(Or something along them lines)
  22. Originally posted by Bambina: Salam Oh! God these ads are so damn funny,I cant pick one they're all good! LOL. Oh sure you can. You choose what proffesion you are & Voila! I have to agree tho'they are damn funny.Thanks tho'. Laakin These 'Neo-Mods' Have jello fingers walle[Hey allow me to do your job will ya?,move this to the Lame Jokes section] Kidding,Dont BookMark me Rahima/Wol/Sheh