Originally posted by no50: . So this is Somalia Online huh. Cool. Nope! Its VH1.com Very soon we will be broadcasting a repeat of the 'I love the 80s' But dude;Welc to the Bestest website for Somalis by Somalis

Originally posted by xiinfaniin: .. I am tempted to show my chest off. Are you? Why not? Come to see my fireworks, good Castro . War Balayo[she would say]. Sxb save me[&Him & Her]the trauma. I am not feelin' to see a Dooro like Chest...Hell Naw Bout Pat Buchanan; all i have to say is, i have NO bidneth listening[Even when is right,rather when he goes LEFT]to a man who beleives that Immigrants are a bunch of useless people. My stand on the war in Iraq hasnt changed much: "Stay the Cause" .OK OK am lying. It hasnt changed much after all,it was wrong from Day1 to now;and an opinion by a right wing nut should not strengthen what i already believe in.

Originally posted by Grammaticus: I don't think Togane hates his clan, actually, I even think he is proud of his ancestry. He just doesn't know how to express his sorrow in the face of the Somali status quo, so he resorts to blanket insults to stir them up. I think there is a fine line between being critical & Rudeness[Offensive,insulting].This professor is Just Rude[His fellow clansman,my freind calls him a Lunatic]. Apparently he has a history dating back to the 70s of being against his own clan. A while back i read an article he wrote about a resort place called hawai[insert name]& i found it a tad unprofessional.He has an opinion but... One must Criticize,Bash & Attack as long as one brings forth Ideas,solutions & practical methods to reverse the ills,wrongs and mistakes,if to be taken seriously. Otherwise one becomes a Hawk.

Originally posted by sheherazade: Didn't mean to ask a trick question. Did it hurt? Yes,Dear. You have to be Gentler[err Ladier] next time. Have you been chatting with castro lately? :mad:

Originally posted by liibaan: LOL @ all the women in here. You simply are not bringing up any good arguments or reasons as to why a man should have only one wife. The only thing you're all saying is he's a "piece of shidh" or "worthless" if he marries another wife. Instead of just running your mouths off, why don't you give some valid points for a change? Hey Men,We are in Hypothetica,LalaLand. Nothing personal.Personally i like this kinda like this kinda sheeko. Before you know,the topic will dissapear into dark alleys and so we will all be on one side yelling at Someone.[shoot it could be you]. It has been like this for Generations of Solers. Btw Sheh;The man with 4wives is not an Israeli

While a man with 4 women halaal or no is a STUD no doubt? Is that a trick Q Sheh?

Originally posted by x_quizit: Hypothetical Ques. If women were allowed up to 4 mates, how many of u men would support our right to do good for the ummah and marry the poor disadvantaged faraxs? Would u be jealous, ask for a divorce, or be happy to be the first mate and wait ur turn every 4 days, while beautifying urself for us so that we do not need others to fulfill what u failed to do. If only First of all,how can I say this;Well,a woman with 4 Men(Husband or whatever) automatically becomes a H0,period. & you very well damn know what they say: You cannot make a Ho into a Wifey Secondly,when it comes to offsprings & Determining who the father is[Lets not forget we are all in this for procreation], I wondr how she will determine who the father of the baby is. I guess she would have to keep a calender, a diary-ala lexy style or some sort,Complete with the highlighters and colorful sticky notes eh?;Reading something along the lines of: "John Farax Brown,probable father of John Farax Brown Jr aka Dhicisow.Probable reason: 7months & 6weeks ago,JFB served dinner,champaigne ,scented candle light & the mood was right,I was ovulating. I knew I wanted his baby, I think hes is the father". Besides that’s toooooooo much power to be handed to a woman, they wouldn’t even know what to do with it I tell ya. I mean having complete control over 4men is just biologically[Emotionally] impossible for a woman. They cant handle one husband,how the *Beep* could they handle 4men?.

Originally posted by Rahima: Gutsy woman . Gutsy indeed.[Just out of curiosity,does she have a big-o-Gut?]

Originally posted by AbStraCt: hehe, i'll just google the best car insurance rates out there, duh! okkk,looooool am convinced you are being paid by google to do this lil part.looooool. Show me the Money!![Dont google tha line,you troll,err i mean you Tool]

Originally posted by AbStraCt: I'm not a Troll! And what do you have against trolls eh, trolls Fine,you are not a troll. But it aint saving you money on your car insurance

Headed to INDIANA stabbing women like the phantom†Very obvious you have no respect for women ^^ He was actually nice he used the Women instead of "B---word[The original wording of the owner of those lines] :mad:

Originally posted by AbStraCt: I dont know if i'm the only one suffering from the so called "google addiction". But i've found myself typing google.com before i realize it. I google everything! You ask me something as mundane as what day of the week it is, and i'll be googling it before you can say "bubble gum is chewy but not crispy" (hehe, just a joke) But i'll tell you what isnt a joke; MY ADDICTION! What should i do......i mean do i need professional help? Is this normal? Are you an addict? Oh you are a lost cause. You are done,toast my freind. You are suffering from an acute case Googavitis, a severe malfunction only found among the desperate & Troll like. There is no known cure for this malfunction[so far]. However there is one Dr who lives in the remote village of Yuslesstica,Trollania in the far corners of Anarctica. Dr Deguugul Anaddiktiff[Dont even think of googling him ]Can only be reached by cellphone[1800-Deguugul].

Originally posted by xiinfaniin: ^^A lampoon that failed to do its trick! Get back at it and see if you can come up with a one that can stick, saaxiib. Stick to what?? Women again!,I am tired of women doing stuff they are not allowed to.This time they started riding Bikes???. ^&&%! it Man! Before we know,they will be Riding Horses & Donkeys. :mad:

1. How many looks-per-minute is your average?=Let me do the quick Math here bal, on average i see about 5women a day,out of that five,three are worth looking, out of that three, i dont intereact with them for more than 5minutes, so 3/5 on average makes it .6 minute per woman. 2. Do you enjoy looking at women often? be honest here.=Yes,And yes am being honest. 3. When on bird watching spree, What part of the female contour do you focus on mostly? and why?=I dont appreciete the use of the word Bird,laankise i would say her lower part of the body(&Yes i know its bad) 4. Ok, as a result of these stray looks, when levels of hormones shoot up, usually marking that you are biologically ready for mating although morally and financially you are not, what does the girl watching do for you? does it help or is a torture?=Umm,err aaa my hormones dont shoot just by looking at a girl; There many factors like,her diin,her ability to hold intelectually steaming conversation, her family,her education & aqlaaq among other things influence my decisions.[One of the many things include,if she drives a high breed car or an Suv,if shes pro Capitalism vs Pro-socialism ,Pro Small Govt or Big Govt] 5. Any guilt while at it? or after the fact?=Yes 6. Are you awrare that every look after the first, is increasing your derailment risks? I mean to a bottomless pit of possibilities.=Yes 7. Ok, she looks back at you, what next? do you smile? are you aware that the COP ( Constables On Patrol are watching) I mean , angels? all those speeding tickets have to be paid one day somehow, unless you are making a lotta istighfar, you are in deep trouble saaxib, I am sure you know better saaxib, but in case you are ambivilant, in case you are caught red handed, how do you plan to setttle these violations? whats your plan B.? On most occasions, smiling is not A 'i want you-ticket', we live in a western world where smiling is part of being polite,But inshallah Allah is oft forgiving and merciful and human is to err, so am working on my imaan, inshallah.

Originally posted by Red sea: Salamu Calaykum, Hah what a joke!!, and I thought when I was entering this post, I will see reasons why you missed home. instead I have met with foreign language and someone who is actually saying they missed home; Nairobi, Kenya. Have you guys ever heard a place called Somalia few miles from Nairobi? Doesn't your identity give you any hint on where you should really call home. Salamu Calaykum. You are absolutely right man. Anyone who was born outside there 'ancestrol' home cannot and shall not call anywhere else "home". Matter of fact,not only can they not call it home,they shall not speak the language they are fluent in. Excuse me while I go and lecture Shaq' about why the hell he insists on speaking English and not Igbo[Pigeon],Give him a tongue lashing on why he missed his second cousins' mass circumsition ceremony for the 34th yr in a row. Remind Me to have a Man-O-Mano with Taye Diggs & ask him why the hell is making movies in English & not senegalese or Togolese. Ow ow Ow, I will also like to send an email to Leonardo Decaprio and ask him to speak italiano & never to call L.A home ever again. Any of you like to lecture anyone who misses home? Please do so.

^ (and the "bun" is intended!) None "Takin'" Bruh. You Nasty Motha&^%#$

^^ Ladies & Gentlemen,The Faces of SOL. Rudy, they were chinese, belizans, columbians! brazilans! nigerians, south arficans, indianas, arabians, americians, africans, europeans Ahh,Nigerians & S/Africans & Africans....mhmmm

I'm almost scared to ask how you came to that conclusion Brownie Boy but I shall ask anyway; How ever did you come to it maandhow? Sometimes i amaze myself. I dont even know how i did it.

Originally posted by Jumatatu: ^^ R u guys looking for excuse to hug each other... Tis exactly why am against an all male Joint. First Comes hugs & then god knows whats next

An all Male Section without Women,sports and Politics to me sounds like a GAY JOINT You aint gonna find this Brown Farax in that Mothaa...I aint down with that gay A$$ sh1t.

Originally posted by Lui: Terrible this! But not be surprised me because terrific this is for me. I read about this situation but old messages were this. I thought that it is better , safely. Supposedly on midnight Somalia is quite safely. This truth? This is exactly what i get when i try to use those translating services,hahaha. Finally i get it. I tried to translate something for this fly russian chick; the result when i did a reverse translation came something like: "You hot fly ;Hot sizzling You"

^^ Just within a period of 1month 2 females have been elected to the highest office.[Germany & Liberia]. Another one might be the president of teh greatest country in the world[Run!Hillary! Run Hillary!] :cool: I hope somalia will one day become a country led by a woman[As the men have failed terribly indeed]. I have one pre-emptive wish: Dirac should be the national dress President Madam Batuulo,Please

Not sure about the sister, but the brother is looking, looking good to me You are aggressive walle; One time you were asking some chick to stay away from your nigga or some sh1t. Next you are double looking at a chineese Farax; What it iss gurlll??

Tell me horta, is nasty a negative description just in Australia? Haa Nooh. Everything runs Backwards[Negative] Back in aussie,Sidan maqlay. Even i hear when the toilet is flushed,the water spins in a different circle. Also the Animals are different[Kangaroos for example]What animal carries a purse & puts a full grown baby in it?Hallllooow???...They have weired sports[Whoever combines all the sports of the world and calls itAussie Footie] Marka,you are absolutely correct,its only in Australia... Please go for a visit back home and see the negatives of our cultural spin on this practice and then tell me that the playa label doesn’t fit very nicely to almost all the Somali men. You are right walashis,there is only problem in all this, you are making a light hearted post into a serious one...You ambushed me of course,dee.

^LoooooL She tugged even harder, baring now enough leg to attempt a priest to denounce his vow of celibacy. “You are a f*cking lair, if all your cousins are dead b*tch then why is Osmama still alive HeHeHeHe...Fantastic. You should have swiftly replied,'Osmama',is right now @ the fish market on pike,HaHaHa What a diverse family, The Brother looks like a chineese Farah,The Sister looks like an Arab Man[A Wanted ArabMan?]