I tell you what,these days i hear myself saying over and over again "shake that laffy taffy". My cadaan co workers think its the real laffy taffy, Anyway i even dont like laffy taffys(the candy),however i love laffy taffys(the taffys that is) For those who didnt hear it[Or dont understand the lyrics],heres a part of it. Gurl shake dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy Shake dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy Gurl shake dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy Dat laffy taffy (candy gurl) Dat laffy taffy I'm lookin fa Mrs. Bubble Gum I'm Mr. Chik-O-Stick I wanna (dun dun dunt) (oh) Cuz you so thick Gurlz call me Jolly Rancher (Oh) Cuz I stay so hard You can suck me for a long time (Oh my god!) Gurl dis ain't no dance flo' Dis a candy sto' And I'm really geeked up And I got mo' dro I pop, I roll It's soft I knowI] .....I] Also another song that has been on my mind is Chris Brown's Excuse me Miss[No relation to Farax Brown ]. YoI dont know your name but excuse me miss I saw you from across the room And I got to admit that you got my attention You're making me want to say yo I know you're trying to leave but excuse me miss I saved the last dance for you How I love to keep you here with me oh baby Uh huh wha,Wha....

Originally posted by Fayrouz: ^^ LoL Adiga maanta you're on a roll ma istidhi LooL Ahura, mar mar waxaan is idhaa, dadka qaar caqliga ma teaspoon baa loogu miisay... Something must be in the air...first Farax now you...Waad iga qoliseen walaahi. Loll.Feynuus,i have actually been sharpening my claws. I wanna outwit castro

Originally posted by Rockstar Xu: Don't be fooled, everyone is just taking a break to sharpen their insults. Damn right. I know i am sharpening my insults/and attack weapons. Stocked up on my ammo & went into hard tough cardio for the NEXT big fight.

Originally posted by Mudug: Gabar Garoob ah Bal horta fix the oxy-moron in your sentence. Garoob gabadh manoqoto,ina abti. Ma Gabadh baa mise waa Garoob? Hadalka kala saar. Hadeey garoob tahay,raadi wixi dhalay,haday gabar tahay,sido kale raadi cidii dhashay,Khalas!

Originally posted by Curling Waterfall: quote:Originally posted by Faarax-Brown: Besides,Shouldnt you know *BY NOW*,that one isnt suppose to speak in the musqul? Waxa kaleen maqley, Munkar iyo Nakiir way kaa hadhan markaad musqusha gasho. Does this mean you can get upto anything in there? LoooL. Heedhe Hell is wrong wichu? An idle mind is a dangerous mind Baa la yidhi. Anyway,care to explain some of the "Anything" you are talking about here? An example dhab igu sii bal

Originally posted by chocolate & honey: And if this is sinporian slang, plz drop it Yeaee,Drop it like it's hot..Drop it like it's hot & if a Nigga/Niggerete gets a attitude...Pop it like it's hot,Pop it like it's hot Leave the "Simporian" alone,are you by any chance from "Simporia"? Lol

^I Apologise Khayr. You clearly didnt mention anything about you urinating in a urinal. Runtaa weeye Besides,Shouldnt you know *BY NOW*,that one isnt suppose to speak in the musqul? Bisharo & Fayrous,Loool.Iska dhaafa Khayr,its just that my fingers were itchy for a duel & since its dull over here,i felt the need to daac daacsi @ Khayr.Its only fair since he has been daac daacsi on us for God knows how long To answer you Question Khayr,i dont speak to no one in musqul. I just nod and walk away

You use a URINAL????? :eek: Xashaa(!),waryee sowdigaan malin waliba ayat quran ah dadka ku daqro? Walle wa inan hadal dambe kaa Maqlin. Shalay baad "BUM BUM" la soo booday maanta in aad istaag ku kaadisid baad ila timid. Shiiq shaxari iga dheh.

Originally posted by Bishaaro: Will Ferrill, and what's the woman's name? shoot, the one that does Superstar and smells her hands after they've been in her armpits.. MOLLY SHANON is who you looking for. Bisharo,you are disturbed walle

And I thought she was talking about Widh Widh News. War balayo I see,Half N Half eh? Welcome to SOL, please tell us what you would like to know about somali & stuff?

Liiban,What did the five fingers say to the FACE?

JimcaLee,Kashanre & Yinicieri,Congratulations on the WIN. Now may you go and CHOKE on seatle's BEST. Now,here is the DILEMA. Support a team i DISLIKE(Seahawks) or support a team i HATE(Steelers). Choices Choices...Someone? Anyone? I would probably be on seatle's side. USELESS PLAYOFFS@@@@.

Gimme a Break(!). Staring at a barren lifeless land..complete with dirty BROWN rocks with spots of 2 or 3 green thorny bushes far into the distance is NOT peace. Well at least in my opinion & experiences. I dont need a foreign tourist's 30 min fascination pause to give me his or her version of "peace". I look into that harsh hot and haraad ful land and all i get are bad memories. Thirsty and gaunted skinny kinfolks is all i remember. The Hot sun i remember. Dusty sun burned faces is all that stuck to my memory. In my opinion,lil HINDA is probably trapped in that vast land. No Play all work is probably her life cycle.Poor Hinda,while her agemates in the rest of the world are going to school,she is a nomad. Me & you will probably say its a dream,becoz we know when the going gets tough,we will run back to out Air conditioned houses and have true peace. But for countless others,the life cycle is the same.[its even worse during this drought,refer to curling waterfall's topic].

Originally posted by J B: Cheap ad hominen shots are always a forte sxb, for some it is all there is! Wonder why have a subject matter and call for diffrent inputs, when dying for acceptance and accordance to the needle-eye view when you can´t widen the horizons and lack intellectual balls to spread the light [read: dark]. Both laughter and crying cause mouths move , and the pun is not intended. It is all in the time JB,timing is key ina abti. Eitherways, I never understood your pseudo-philosophical attempt at explaining things religious or of sciencetific matters. It is either becoz of my ESL or your ETL (English as a third language,Somali swedish being first and second] . You have many times questioned religion and you have done a pretty bad job explaining yourself,going in circles ,ambiguity and insults is all you had. So,I have pretty much made a conclusion,that is everytime you make a ridiculous comment, I will try my best to ignore it,but when the opportunity arises to satisfy my cheap thrills,rest assured I will[Pun intended of coz] Enjoy your weekend sir,see yall on Monday

Originally posted by J B: Good Xiin, It´s not my personal idea that says,(in the case of secular democratic liberal society that shelters diffrent religions, ideologies) Islam is a religion that leads to a dark and narrow path, it´s every other religion´s stance. just as much as Islam says all other religions and ideologies lead to dark and narrow paths. It doesen´t take much to know what each religions thinks of the other religions. Good Xiin, i diden´t know you and the all ppl of particular faith feel habitually insulted by me, could it possiblly be that i don´t possesses the knowledge of the whereabouts of your toes. Good Xiin, something tells me that you woulden´t want me to follow the currents and blame the west for my freedom, would you? My Emperor, The dark and narrow path is according to all the other religions and ideologies the whole doctrine. Translation: I have no Mutha french UK Connecting idea what i am talking about . Thank me later folks JB,THE PUN IS ALL INTENDED,ehehe but its fair play sxb

Originally posted by Castro: ^ Callypso is not coming from the same angle you and I are looking at it from. His is strictly a secular analysis of the situation. And yes, makes sense atheer. When have you not made any sense? WARYAA,stop flirting with me for lords sake. But I hear you saxibow,this is one of the many conflicts we have to endure as muslims living in western countries. Do you tolerate it and just brush it off or do you speak against it? If I tolerate it,I probably chose my freedom over my duty as a muslim,if I speak against it,then I have to be ready for the consequences and the repercussions.Belonging to a 'foreign religion' and all,I will probably jeaopadise the freedom to pray,perform and participate in my religious duties freely. It’s a dilema dude,a tough one indeed. Then again is it any different from the religious freedom expressed by anti abortion groups,anti gay activist and all these conservative nut cases? But hey,I don’t think we need to interfere in their business,but I think the least I can do as a muslim is hate,despise it and of coz speak against it. I wont however ,speak for it[at least for its freedom,as it appears to tolerate that has been forbiden and hated by Allah]

Originally posted by Castro: ^ Aw-Faarax, atheer, you're preaching to the choir. The issue is not loving or hating it, not even accepting it, but one of understanding that "freedoms" afforded to us by the societies we live in, such as religion, the right to assemble, speech and so forth, also afford these nut-cases the same right to do the choo-choo train in bed. Make sense? Of course it does. But does everything make sense? Was it really over when the Germans bombed pearl habour? After all the freedom in many western states is not even comparable to many islamic countries. But at the same token,one(Muslim) must at least first and foremost speak against it(denounce it,hate it and of coz preach if given the chance) then if it falls on deaf ears,then one(muslim) must then mind his business. Clearly that was not evident in this argument. Make sense atheer?

. Sexual peccadilloes are not despicable unless the object of one's passions is a minor. So long as two (or more) adults consent to do whatever they do behind closed doors, it's none of my concern. I will not lynch them, persecute them, or think about them much. In so far as that is better for my mental health, then I guess it is a selfish choice Actually, it should be your business(to Hate it that is).If you are a muslim,you are supposed to HATE these kind of activities that are clearly HATED by Allah s.w. Thereby making it by default of coz "Some of Your Business". If you ever have the chance to talk about it to someone participating in such activities,you should probably voice your concern as it is your duty as a muslim to speak against what allah has forbiden. And yes that includes posting it on boards such as this or any other medium of communication. My good deed of the day :cool:

Originally posted by xiinfaniin: checkmate, miyiga dab-xabaalan baad geel ku raaci jirtey markaas na leedahay weligay baadiye ma'arag . I don’t think it happens in our generation, but I heard that strict diet was meant to beat young girls in to shape; it was a bid to prevent them from turning into unattractive spinsters. The ‘dhex-yaraan’ attribute was sought after excessively in some regions to the extent that a girl would be deprived anything that’s deemed contributing to the growth of her waistline. I even heard the measure to know her slimness was her voice for modest bars to parade her appealing curves. When a mother shouts to her, naa heblaayo , if what follows is not a weak and codyaroo nuxuus ah that goes like, haa hooyo (ood moodid in naftu kasii bixi rabto ), then the bachelor would know that he should expect mid abraar ah oo beerku weynaaday ! I guess it is universal quality for a girl to be slim. How to get there could sometimes be quite controversial though. ^^ Yaah? so Jenny Craig & all these supermodels and wannabes are just reading off the scripts from maama butaaco's guide to having a dhex yar haye? hehe. So,this finally explains the P.M.X.B.S effect

Originally posted by Ahura: The £64,000 question. Or THE $112614.4 question. Eitherways,love is money? NO? Ahura?

Originally posted by checkmate: No Soup For you...LooL. First time am hearing of this, I thought it had to do with preference. I have no recollection of visiting miyi, the times I was taken there. It was specifically for “Qarasbax†reasons, if you think about it. I was taken to where some miyi folks called home, for to xaar purposes. Lool. I see you had metabolism issues even in Somalia So what was the diet? a kirli of saliid from the Badhi of a Lax? or a baaquli of caano geel combined with Sibir ? Mise it was an assortment of a deliciously prepared dish of kirish mirish downed with a glass of caano suusac ?

Originally posted by Jimca Lee: That is dayuusnimo walaal. But of course(!),Jimcale-e, I love YOU

Originally posted by STOIC: quote:When a man(Read brothas) oohs and aahhs and dayyyumms at a beautiful woman with a blessed badonkadonk,that’s love right there Brown, that ain't love but a silly caper we do it for entertainment.Remember it is the second best thing after slice of a bread EDIT: What you tell them and what you THINK are different. Think about for a while,son

Originally posted by checkmate: Posted by Faarax quote:Somali baa waxey tiri: Baadi nin aan lahayn bay agjoogtaa LooL Ooo hada ma bishaaro baa lagaa celin ya'yahay faaraxoow? mise waxaad ka carootay maskiin nimada Zu? Sheh, kulu fidna cindi geel waa adiga, janbalka aad xoortay fiiri. Waraa,jambal adaaba xooresid right now. Bisharo is my walashey. Hence why i said Maxram. The baadi comment was actually ignited by Sheh

Originally posted by sheherazade: ^What's manly about buying love? The power to control i would assume :confused: No clue tho' as i am a broke Faarax